>stole million of dollars worth of secret military equipment, infiltrate a military base armed with experienced soldier, jumping onto a plane midair for a hit job, and other absurd feats
>is a massive push over
>stole million of dollars worth of secret military equipment, infiltrate a military base armed with experienced soldier, jumping onto a plane midai...
Um maybe having a smart af goverment agent in your side is a good idea?
theoretically who can beat him? is he the strongest gta protagonist ever?
He is still human, so a bullet will just kill him despite his ridiculous feats.
Someone who is smarter than him might be able to kill him.
He's often forgotten because he's from a spin-off, but Toni could easily out-crazy any other GTA protagonist without even trying. The craziest part is that he's just a Soprano expy.
>Toni Cipriani literally 9/11'd an entire city district just to get a cannibal necrophile a real estate contract and kill some guidos who were already almost entirely wiped out
CJ was terrified of Claude.
Claude is creepy.
Trevor
Unironically us. With all the bullshit we can own in GTA Online we are literally the most powerful protagonist out of everyone.
>GTA Online
not canon
he was always a busta
The black protagonist in the most recent GTA game is 10 times the busta he is
Anyone got the ms paint comic where cj fricks big smoke yelling "OH BUSTA YOU A BUSTA"? I can't find it anywhere.
if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society woulf suffer?
All of them
it's not sector it's called vector
People working in the justice system being layoff and many prisons throughout the world would be forced to close due low demand
Japanese women
family is the greatest motivator
>I don't like black people in my games
>NO NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT!
what gives?
no one said that schizo take your meds
>no one said that
Plenty of /misc/Black folk did, several times
>born as a male, sounds like a male, looks like a male
>yet wants to be called a woman
what gives?
CJ is one of the good ones.
GTA San Andreas is about actual african american culture. it's real. it doesn't view african american Blacks with rose tinted glasses like woke games do. It doesn't think of african american culture as a bunch of haircuts and shoe brands and other nonsensical bullshit. Rockstar did their research and so the culture is presented for what it is. a culture of thugs, gangs, drugs, prostitutes, broken households & families, theft, homicide and crime.
this is why we like San Andreas and CJ
>this is why we like San Andreas and CJ
No that is cope constructed after the fact.
No anon see
Everyone HATED when Rockstar announced that SA protag was going to be black. Gaming mags didn't even shy away to report dissatisfaction the way it was. Even the first GTASA mod was about turning CJ white.
However everyone grown to like CJ because of his character and more or less accurate representation of 90s LA's Hood culture as this guy said
This. San Andreas feels real, even with the comedic exageration.
he's a real Black person
I guess it helps when the game, the writing, and the characters are actually good.
>write over the top caricatures of american culture
>let the overall plot be about family, brotherhood and respect
Also American culture caricature was a aide thing and wasn't a main selling point unlike what's happening with GTA6 now
$60,000,000 for a jet pack???
why was it even top secret? it's not like it was made from reverse engineering UFOs. It uses conventional thrusters to operate. General Mills has some explaining to do.
$130,000 was spent on making the jetpack
$59,870,000 was spent on drugs and hookers
homie out here not understanding what a revolutionary piece of technology that would be today if it existed, let alone in the fricking 90s
homie jetpacks did exist in the previous century
it's just they are not as convinient as in vidya
>not as convinient
That's a real "I'm wrong but can't just admit it" way of saying every single 'jetpack' invented to date is the most useless piece of shit with no practical purpose
This is from the '60's, the one in San Andreas is practically the same and would have had ~25 years to improve the design & get costs down.
That shit's faker than the moon landing.
It existed for a long time. Some dude rode around in one during one of the first super bowls
>General Mills
I only recently got that joke kek.
kek goddamn, what a moron
First played SA as a kid that had little knowledge of the US.
dat don't matter doe, wat matters is da hood, CJ
we gotta kill Ballas n shieeeeet
Playing through SA right now for the first time, played it back in 2004 but I never cared about story missions so I only ever did like 3.
Loving it
If he wasn't a massive pushover he wouldn't have been cajoled into stealing a million dollars' worth of secret military equipment via infiltrating a military base etc. etc.
>if he wasn't a little b***h he would've had a better reason than doing whatever's asked of him because he's got no spine or self respect
Deep
Ryder should have been a bro to the end.
Ryder's VA should've <whatever the reason he quit is>
Right? It would’ve been far better if he was the type of guy who hated CJ, but love Grove Street more instead of having some shitty death that feels like an afterthought.
doesnt he get fricked in the ass by his gf in las venturas wearing a gimp suit during a story mission
He does this earlier in the game with Catalina, too, kek
Pretty sure thats your gay headcanon since it's behind doors and CJ only says that it was weird. Could've just been regular ol bdsm.
>Could've just been regular ol [schizo headcanon]
You can hear whip sounds and CJ screaming. It was obviously whip lashing not pegging. Gaygay
Do you guys like San Fierro?
No, I'm not a gay.
Las Venturas was better. I'm still mad that GTA 6 isn't going to be set there.
I'm more mad those 2 cities ain't in GTA5.
Hope some modder recreates it now Source code is available
Lucky 7
SA is a fun game, but the main story takes a huge nosedive in quality once they start doing the whole stupid saints row 3/4 bullshit like the jet pack stuff. Would be fine if it was side content though.
Which one white man?
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talk radios are the best for sitting in your car and people watching
based
I like the talk radio stations, radio los santos and the dust
Flash FM
Kdst
VRock
Rebel Radio (GTA2)
I always thought the one where they let the homeless man just drill into the reporters head was fricked up. It was basically a snuff radio station and it was played for laughs.
MSX FM, Drum to the Base!
all my exes live in Texas
and that's why I hang my hat, in Tennessee
>country shit
kys
>infiltrate a military base armed with experienced soldier
weekend soldiers homie, aint no match for grove street OGs