>Stomping...

>Stomping... Koopas.
Bravo chris.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can call them Koopers here. We don't mind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like calling every Chinese person Jackie Chan.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean you don't?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And what do you call Jackie Chan?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this still upset you almost one year later OP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still funny as frick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >upset
      nobody was ever upset about it, it's just fricking hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are autistic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are only allowed to quote things if they upset you
      holy autism batman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why upset sir

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying KOOPAS like a slur is funny.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, you stomp on koopas. The issue here is..?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    (in the original Mario Brothers Arcade Game)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they did have an arcade version of SMB. I don't know why people have such a hateboner for Chris.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just that it's as if he did a quick read of some mario wikipedia page and memorized certain names half-assedly and just made up his past like a teenager handing in a paper late

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they did have an arcade version of SMB. I don't know why people have such a hateboner for Chris.

      those are called shellcreepers althoughbeit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in Vs. Super Mario Bros.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People making fun of him for this and saying he'll be awful
    >He was okay and actually does respect the series a lot

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    perchance he might be crushing the turtles as well

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw I stomp the koopa

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Koopas get the Doc

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shane spent hours at the laundromat stomping... KOOPAS! Miss that little Black person like you wouldn't believe.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't goombas a slang for Black folk? Maybe he wanted to say that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this must be the case, i think chris was showing his power level to us

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s slang for Italian shit

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting upset because someone who has had their covid vaccination making a simple mistake

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Garfieldman

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's so cool

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT UP YONG YOU LOST!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whole promo was fricking surrreal. You have Jack Black cut some professional promo of loving to be Bowser, and then you have Chris Pratt who looks like he woke up 5 minutes before they were going to record and is barely coherent.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ended up sounding better as Mario than the wowie zowie guy in Wonder

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario is Italian
    >goomba is derogatory slang for Italians
    What did Japan mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo of America's landlord at the time was some butthole Italian named Mario so they filled the game with Italian stereotypes and derogatory slurs.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOMPING NIGGPAS

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he said it correctly this would be 100% forgotten, he's brilliant at marketing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRAVO CHRIS!

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