Such a disappointment... Parker

Such a disappointment... Parker

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU KNEW!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Gear is one of the most secret black projects

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know when you have diarrhea, but it didn't hurt when it comes out? so satisfying, man!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get why its a big deal if he knew

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mary Jane was such a c**t in this game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an accurate portrayal of the comics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it's really not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        MJ has stood by Peter through the worst kinds of things his hero career had to offer and showed a genuine interest in him even before she found out he was Spider-Man. I'm not gonna pretend it was all sunshine/rainbows and Peter sweeping her off her feet or MJ just being complacent with him risking his life or not having time for her. But the whole point was them making it work and going through hell and back together, like a believable marriage. All that got undone when editorials decided Aunt Mays life was more important than Peter's unborn child and marital happiness and they haven't been together since.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All I remember is her being a constant pain in the ass about Peter also being Spider-Man, same shit over and over. I dunno what Spider-Man comics you read but if you've got any recommendations I'd be more than happy to check them out because all I ever saw in MJ was another annoyance.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is a post that reeks of a casual that has only read Slott's work. But then again I can't exactly blame you, because the fat frick squatted on the book for about ten years

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Most of what I read was up to the 80s and 90s stuff. Guess I just happened to pick all the wrong stuff.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kino

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was a dissapointment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >disappointment
      Fixed

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Norman will be just as good when he goes Green Goblin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Green Goblin is pretty hard to frick up, it's easy to do him justice. The concern with Spider-Man 2 is literally everything else. The writer of Subnautica 2 is writing this, it's gonna be a shitshow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but how can Green Goblin have fun when Gwen doesn't exist and May is already dead?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You see, Green Goblin will kill Peter Parker instead halfway or three quarters through the game for a protagonist switch to Miles. Blackrock will give Insomniac and Sony a fat stack of cash, Twitter trannies who don't even play videogames will celebrate the nigress writer for doing something so brave and diverse and everyone else will roll their eyes at them doing the most predictable cliche thing possible.

          If they don't kill Peter I cant believe you're so fricking dense to not be able to think about MJ being the one he kills.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Green Goblin will kill Peter Parker
            And you're moronic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you? A protagonist switch isn't exactly a mind blowing or original concept, especially when we have Black Spider-Man already established and Blackrock bribing companies to frick over beloved white characters and prop up minority characters.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Take your schizophrenic /misc/ shit elsewhere. They're not going to kill Peter because it will tank profits

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How will he torment Peter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be any worse than what the redhead has already put him through.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Mass replying, the telltale sign of an attention prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dev. Gif reaction with top and bottom text is a telltale sign.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this game was so mid but everyone sucked it’s wiener so Insomniac won’t do anything but Marvel for the next decade now

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for the PC port

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a couple hours into Miles Morales and I might be late to the party but man, this is seriously 'how do you do fellow kids': the videogame. At least I crack myself up doing spiderman's lines in ebonics.

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