>suddenly 83(81 now) is a good score according to snoys

>suddenly 83(81 now) is a good score according to snoys

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade also wasn't a game that spent over 10 years in development and it has like half the budget

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wasn't a game that spent over 10 years in development
      It's still been in dev for a long ass time. It was announced in like 2018 and that was after a few years of conceptual work had already been completed. Would not doubt that it was 10 years, considering you can find mentions of a shift up beginning development on an unnamed action project almost as far back as the studios founding its likely been 10 years. It was originally aiming for a ps4/xbone/pc release before it was formally announced as a current gen title.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's good because they put less effort into it
      Weird cope.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This slop has been worked on in some form since at least 2016 according to the director.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game was announced in 2019, and was being developed before that. 10 years is a stretch but if you think it was shat out within two, you're moronic.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Metacritic went offline and game journos all exploded. You’d have to actually think for yourself.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can do that either way anon. And let's not forget their awful opinions brings us something to talk about on here

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield paid for reviews, Stellar Blade was review bombed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy copium

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can read all the reviews, the opposite is true. moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stella Blade is review bombed by Jws and pedos over the fact it has sexy women it

      I remember when "review bombing" was "not a real thing".

      Starfield with paid reviews could only get an 83
      Stellar Blade with the ire of every troony in the industry still got an 83.

      See how that works?

      Like HL?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one should care what reviewers say since they are bought and paid for prostitutes or spitefully biased redditards.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >W-WELL
    >Y-YOU SEE, I-IT'S BECAUSE
    >A-ACKSHUALLY
    >T-THIS IS OKAY BECAUSE
    the absolute fricking cope LMAO

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    83 is a good score, Saarfield didn't fricking deserve one that high.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stellar Blade probably doesn’t deserve it either. They both look like hot garbage, pretty sad shit for basically first party output.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They both look like hot garbage,
        you're a fricking moron. stellar blade looks amazing if you aren't a literal homosexual. YWNBAW

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Played the demo, it's like Wo Long with sexy girls. I'd say the sexy girls are worth the point or 2 it has over Wo Long.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            just go watch some porn my guy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Women can't be attractive
              have a nice day homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.
      Starfield in reality was like a 71-75...max!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >todd's 10 year in the making masterpiece is as good as coomer bait made cheaply
    The xbox twitter must be on this copium right now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit i knew.
      The seething is real.
      https://twitter.com/Xcension/status/1783141579642855495?t=-RKgyKnG2Kbu0EH-ZEwM5w&s=19

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox outlets gave it 10/10 scores that pumped the score up. It's should be at around 75ish.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought snoys were telling everyone how this was was going to make cucked wokeoids kneel and get a record shattering metacritic score. What happened?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those were paid asiatic shills. They are always delusional

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    81 is more than enough to make them seethe

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When you count that this game has unironically gotten lower scores from multiple outlets because it has hot women in it, it just looks worse for Shitfield

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hot women
      bugs aren’t attractive

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind like how Famitsu reviewers weren't allowed to give Dirge of Cerberus lower than a 7. Giving a tentpole release of a Western AAA publisher less than 9 is sending a message, but less than an 8 would be getting into "they might blacklist us or send future review copies late in retaliation" territory.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For real...
    The amount of "Woke" game journos that are review bombing stellar Blade must be huge. I'm amazed by the fact this game managed to hit 82! It must be realy good, likely 85+, to be able to score well even with all the woke agenda and hate.

    Stellar Blade doing great If you look at the big picture... Can't say the game about Starfield that Cherry-picked reviwers for better grade...

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reviews are literally worthless
    "journalists" are all paid off
    user reviews don't matter because it's either 10/10s because snoy exclusive or 0/10s because of culture war bullshit

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the game turning out to be mid is actually even better for journos cuz they can just give a 7-8 and have it be somewhat realistic while also causing melties and further clicks

    Frankly I'd prefer it to be either shit or good. The game wasn't even super coomerific either. What a shame. Yet another https://bloodknife.com/everyone-beautiful-no-one-horny/

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Beside all the culture wars drama, a 25 hour game for 70$ should never get a higher score than 70.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Every game should be stretched out to 100+ hours with meaningless garbage filler
      I mean this with all sincerity have a nice day

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to pay 70$, maybe even more soon, for games with no content and zero replayability
        Eat fricking shit and die, sunday gamer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This so much sister I love Ubisoft towers and meaningless side quests in ff7 rebirth

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >you can only make a game 40+ hour long if you fill it with side quests and ubisoft towers
            rope, now

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down sister I'm on your side I recommend hrt now

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker caring for reviews now
    You homosexuals are so contrarian, that I only hope that you think that not breathing is based, or something equally as moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They always did. They would shitpost over a 1 point metacritic score difference.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You won't get Stellar Blade anyway, sorry, Microsoft's own "no curvy women allowed" policy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no curvy women allowed
      Oh, is this the new programming you chuds have gotten ? I see it everywhere these days. What fake headline will you be spamming everywhere next week I wonder ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sony has been the most aggressive with censoring, it’s not even close.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        True, MS has nothing to censor when they don't produce any games

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hello sirs.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy kek months and months of endless shilling and this is the best they can do?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why do you talk in every thread as if todd howard is reading every thread

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's the last person on earth wbo still cares about starfield.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda's Magnum Opus has to be compared to Coomer Bait sponsored by Snoy to get the their first W
    Todd, must be uncorking the oldest wine bottle he has now.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >relying on israelitescore instead of sales data
    The mark of an idiot

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >98 before sex penalties
    Not bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >78 after the snoy bonus

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is because the tru before is 93 without the sexy tax

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stella Blade is review bombed by Jws and pedos over the fact it has sexy women it

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    starfield score is propped up by sheer bribery and bethesda dicksucking
    stellar blade score is despite review bombing by seething leftys
    only a subhuman mongoloid doesn't realize this

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://old.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/1cc0lgk/its_confirmed/
    >Gamingcirclejerk says the game is fine
    chvdbros...i thought we weren't trannies?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield with paid reviews could only get an 83
    Stellar Blade with the ire of every troony in the industry still got an 83.

    See how that works?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a generic korean mobile game, I'm just surprised it's not a 60

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wr live in a timeline where Oneechanbara and the next bethesda game might have the same score
    It's beatiful.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    these outrage marketing threads are too obvious

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Until the actual release day, when people/marketers upload webms of the game, this is all we have.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm posting in an outrage marketing thread because it's all I have
        that's pretty sad

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick imagine caring what REVIEWERS of all people think

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The first real game from a mobile gacha developer
    >The latest title a decade in the making from an acclaimed studio that MS paid 7 billion dollars for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, stupid comparison that only makes Shartfield look worse, but it's good to know that buckbroken Xtroons were behind the Stellar Blade hate campaign all along.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to the 90+ Metacritic for Ronin and Stellar Blade, Bald Dave?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW Watching the snoy cope that their "Next 90+ Metacrtic Sony Banger" is mediocre

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade got a -10 point hit to its score due to not hiring a consulting firm.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kill metacritic posters.
    Behead metacritic posters.
    Sodomize metacritic posters
    Brutallly mutilate metacritic posters.
    Piss into a metacritic poster's water supply.
    Alter a metacritic poster's genetic makeup with a mRNA virus.
    Shoot metacritic posters into the atmosphere with a rocket, then shoot the rocket with a nuke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoys use Metacritic as part of their shitposts for years for slop like NuGod Of War and The Last Of Us
      >Suddenly Metacritic is bad now because Sony's games are under performing
      Loving
      Every
      Laugh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying I'm a consoleBlack person
        KYS

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    @Xcension
    Put me in the screencap.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been. Anything above 80 is worth buying on day one. Unless it's overpriced AAA shit going for 70 dollars from EA, Ubishart and the other usual suspects.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If number threads are allowed then roll charts should also be allowed. 83.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ff7rebirth get high scores
    >xfarts be all "who cares"
    >stellar blade gets the same score as starfield
    >xfarts piss and shit themselves in joy
    Loving
    Every
    Kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rebirth is coming to PC in June, Snoyster. The only version that matters ;>)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Good, buy it on steam like Helldivers and stop the cringe petitions.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not buying Helldivers or any Snoy slop on Steam. Sucks to suck, dear snoy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No problem, my beef isn't isn't with pcbros they are cool, terninal xfarts and philsisters are the cancer that ruins a nation.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying Snoys aren't equally cancer
          Consolegays are a disease.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Steller Blade already left it's mark before release.
    I don't think I've ever seen any art or discussion of Starfield (that wasn't console wars)

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >console ratings should be reduced -20% to get the true score
    >leaves shitfield as a 63/100 game
    always works

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW The entitled, sub-moronic, cancerous Sony fanbase take a big fat L

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >game bad because attractive woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's completely legitimate though. It's why for example furry shit doesn't usually tackle serious stories, it's too ridiculous when everything is put together.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it's quite literally 4/5. It certainly isn't bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      4/5 is not a bad individual score, however when you're taking the average of multiple scores, it's not very good since most critics aren't harsh on games

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I get that people are still going to defend this game to be a contrarian, because of culture wars or whatever typical reason, but I doubt anyone will actually buy it.

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