>suggest a han solo game to the suits
>sure thing, but make him female
>excuse me?
>make han solo female
>why?
>that's what the modern consumer want
>suggest a han solo game to the suits
>sure thing, but make him female
>excuse me?
>make han solo female
>why?
>that's what the modern consumer want
Ugh! Why a new character? We could've gotten Troy Baker playing Han Solo instead!
>Now make her constantly quip like Spider Man fighting street thugs despite being in near constant mortal danger while pushing her body to the breaking point.
As of Han wasn't already this to a T.
>boring comversation anyway
*airstrike shakes the bunker they are in*
>Oh pardon me, your highness
You're full of shit.
We had female Han Solo already but oh so progressive Star Wars now thinks people can only identify with humans
This, i hate that, dozens of alien races and the idiots keep using humans
To be fair humans lead a massive genocide of other species in any controlled space in the star wars universe at one point
She wasn't black so it didn't count
You pol-cels are fricking insane
He's right and you're mad because, despite being a shitskin and been given preferential treatment, you still haven't made nothing out of your life.
the woman on the OP cover isn't black blind ass /misc/incel
She certainly isn’t white you disingenuous Black person. White people do not have brown eyes, that’s like one of their only defining features.
Sorry, should I call them maroons? Whatever you people want to call yourselves these days...
I mean her nose is pretty big
Star Wars aliens aren't real so representation doesn't matter to them. We do, however, have diverse and marginalized folks here on Earth that need it.
>marginalized folks
caucasions?
Of course not, I mean BIPOC folks, Women, and the LGBTMQ2SIA+ Community. whites and men are not marginalized at all.
>LGBTMQ2SIA+
Were you able to type all this without bursting out laughing?
Oddly enough I always include P or M for Pedosexual or MAP and nobody ever questions me.
They’re marginalized for a reason anon
Yes, exactly. The white racist power structure has been set up especially to keep Black and Indigenous folks from becoming successful.
You’ve got it backwards, they’re marginalized because they choose to hold onto outdated and ruinous norms instead of joining the rest of the world. The power structures encourage doing well which is something that APPARENTLY melanated cultures find impossible.
You only think that because you have been brought up in a racist white culture which only rewards racist white values. Black and Indigenous Culture might be different but it is valid.
Damn, a Star Wars game I have never once heard of before. This must’ve been so bad.
Rule 34 is marketing, female characters are more likely to be lewded. It's just good business.
that only helps if they're attractive
It will be shit but that will have to do nothing with the MC being a woman. You Black folk will still solely complain about that single fact.
nobody cares about the woman part moron. People care about the FORCED woman part and of course how the game will be generic rash
get your life together you stupid homosexual
i care about the woman part, i dont play female MC games unless there's rape and impregnation mechanics
>IT'S FORCED!
>How
>IT JUST IS
Ok
>get your life together you stupid homosexual
Right back at you you dumb fricking /misc/Black person
you will think she's forced until someone draws her with massive breasts and ass. that's all it will take for you.
I do. I refuse to play any game with a female mc.
It shows the moronic mindset of the people at the top, why the frick are they making ANOTHER woman oriented SW product when they all fail? This isn't some stupid ass movie or show a woman can watch on Disney Plus either, it's a game she will never play so there's not even that excuse this time. They might have salvaged it if she was hot but of course not because it's the current year.
DOA. It will fail, people will lose their jobs, heads will roll etc etc. All deserved because they couldn't be bothered to remember who actually buys SW games.
Don't say the n word
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that's very unkind and you have upset me greatly
It will undoubtedly be shit on its own, but female MC will make it even worse.
It's all part of the same thing. The minds that think a quippy girlboss is cool, are not capable of creating a good game.
>that's what the modern consumer want
Modern consumer wants Mission Vao type of "rogue" with a Chewbaca type of companion that was Zalabar.
So hot sexy young female smuggler with a robotic sidekick that doesnt care if you make romantic advances on her bht will protect her from physical attacks and goons and whatnot.
Dumb morons pushing dei and esg homosexualry never hit the mark. Even whan its buting them in the ass.
>put a wig on butch dyke "Hanna Solis"
Why not go the full mile and use Debra Wilson for the player character?
Lel, a game where debra is an god traveller among worlds, scaring people with her face wherever she goes
>troon solo
If they insist on needlessly pushing a damn c**t into every game, why dont they at least get a fricking clue and let us play some evil-as-shit lesbo nightsister?
>troony obsession
Well now we know you're a board invader
Because in games with alignment systems, players overwhelmingly play as good as possible. People are moralgays and can't bring themselves to be villains even in video games.
>manly square jaw
>israeli NYC lesbian haircut
NYC lesbian haircut
That's hot.
If you say so, homosexual.
>being upset about women
You're the homosexual
its not a big deal
did you cry about mara jade?
A Mara Jade game would be sexo (not under Disney though).
they already made one...
Ubisoft suits are notoriously mysoginistic. That's why their latest AC games featured male protagonists despite female being canon(Also funny how Alexios and male Eivor fits the story better and their acting is also better). Their higher ups were fired or demoted after sexual harassment allegations that's why their feminist writers are kept unchecked now.
>default female Fenyx is a carefully crafted unique design
>default male Fenyx is blandy mc genericface
I don't know about Fenyx, I haven't played it that much. But Alexios fits better for the story:
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this if you play male mc in any new ac games, it's basically non-canon. honestly the stories in Ubisoft game's being retconned later from a novel/other media should already make you not buy this game.
also it's likely the game will get the Ashoka novel treatment, in which a future project will retconned the game, making it no longer valid to the Disney storyline. That or a reminder that the game will still led into the sequels.
>all paths leads to Rey
I fricking wish, if they were mysoginistic chuds we wouldn't have this "the woman is the canon one" bullshit
Come november your kind will be exterminated
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Investors and higher ups aren't doing that moron, they are doing the opposite. Writers are the ones trying to do that.
>Bayek was supposed to die or injured early on and Aya was supposed to be the character you were meant to play as from then on
>Kassandra was canon and only choice and Alexios was always meant to be Deimos until devs were forced to include Alexios as protagonist too
>Same case with Valhalla, even worse in Valhalla because Eivor is a feminine name and they are calling him as Varinsdottir, not Varinsson, they didn't even bothered with changing his name
Those moronic writers aren't le innocent btw, they fricked up Victory with turning it into Syndicate.
I can't believe i'm saying this then, but the excecutives need to be tougher on these morons or outright fire them.
I think they should be allowed to do what they want until sales numbers shows themselves. I thought Aya game would've been better than scizophrenic story of Origins. But Origins' retcons were stupid enough to the overall lore. Aya only game would've been far worse. I think higher ups should allow them to do what they want for 1 or 2 games to show how their shitty feminist ideologies don't sell games. What's worse is that only Syndicate managed to do that correctly with female protagonist, you could play as both of them almost anytime except main missions which rotates them. Origins did it worst because you are taken out of your current Bayek build for few hours of underleveled Aya gameplay. Female protagonist should be either only playable character if they want to do it correctly or they should include dual protagonist system. I'm not a fan of how RPG games makes your gender choice non-canon just because you want to play as a guy. Dual protagonist makes both of them canon, which works better. I prefer single protagonist games, especially in RPG Creed because unlike adventure AC games they have builds and stats. It doesn't respect your progression. Red is going to be an RPG game and it will feature dual protagonist system rather than gender selection. I want to see how it will work and how builds will be carried over. I can see it turning into a shitshow with character locked gear. Like Naoe and Yasuke having different equipments and getting only Naoe equipment while playing as Yasuke and vice versa.
According to AC Adam and Eve are the founders of Assasins not Hassan Sabbah. Which makes it worse. Not only that but also half the Monteriggioni statues are meaningless, Darius(killer of Xerxes) was never an Assasin, Wei Yu(killer of Qin Shi Huang, first emperor of Qin dynasty) was never an Assassin, Iltani(killer of Alexander the Great) was never an Assassin etc.
>man face
>built like a fridge
Grim.
who cares
starwars had girlboss characters since the first film
"into the garbage chute flyboy"
chuds: "oh my god, is she allowed to boss men around like that? that's so misandrist!"
>N-n-no it is totally different now! it has nothing to do with me becoming a jaded failure that blames my situation on women and trannies which I see everywhere
>"into the garbage chute flyboy"
he was a rookie kid that was in over his head, he never dealt with high tension scenarios before unlike her.
Modern female characters are always better than weak incompetent men, even when they're jedi masters and shit.
It's funny because Leia is incredibly soft when talking with Luke by the third movie, almost like he had to prove himself and Leia learned to be less of a c**t.
If these writers understood what an arc was nobody would have even hated Rey.
Playing as woman only sucks if it's a western game
>New game announced
>OP being the homosexual he is goes "Hmmm how can I make myself being the oppressed victim here"
Leave racism to me
The character being a woman is not an issue at all. Its the fact she will likely be written by cringey people.
Most star wars games feature OC protags. Dunno why you're pooping your pants.
>ambiguously brown manface fridgebody girlboss
I'm so fricking tired guys
Thanks for the heads up, now i wont be playing this boring turd twice as hard
>c-word companion
>le gimmicky pet alien
Lotta screeching corpobabies itt. On the plus side, this'll heavily underperform and more of them will lose their jobs. 🙂
>3.2 billion inhabitable planets in the Star Wars universe
>they chose a human dyke girlboss
Surprised they didn't make her black. These israelites are so creatively bankrupt and stupid they couldn't even think of a single interesting idea to do with life in the SW universe, of all the possible back stories a character could have. They could have thrown darts against a wall full of ideas and gone with that. But no.
Yes I am a chud. Yes I will boycott your game. Yes I will feel satisfaction to see them lose money.
Same energy
People b***hing about that yet every Disney SW story has has a teenager-young adult, another order 66 survivor, is unlikeable, or a "level 1" character. The people writing these slop stories are doing it for the paycheck.
That reminds me when all the media was talking about how Ackshoka was "THE VERY FIRST FEMALE-LED STAR WARS PRODUCTION EVAH" and how important it was, and yadayada, but no one ever bothered pointing out a more important thing: It was the first big budget show/movie with an alien lead (unless you count the ewoks movies) and it would be a test to see how much normal audiences would stand seeing some facepainted broad with a cheap-looking styrofoam hat without saying "the frick I'm doing with my life?"
>A Pogjak
Amazing...
Ahsoka is an overrated character that's essentially alien-face because Filioni wrote her to be more like a human and her feats were stolen from Aayla Secura. She was only popular because of Anakin and Obi-wan. She would never be the most popular "alien" character if her master was Plo Koon.
StarWars is fricking dead people and nothing will change unless all of upper management at Disney and Lucasfilm is fired and gone.
Anyone have a better image of her?
Put a female in it and make her gay, up the quips, more quips, I don't want any dead air.
>takes place between ESB and RotJ
makes sense you play as this oc donut steel smuggler when Han's busy being stuck in carbonite
I would rather play as Han stuck in carbonite honestly.
>Play as a smuggler between ESB and RotJ
ENTER
problematic character design best left in the 90s
dash was a bigger chad than kyle kartarn
>makes sense you play as this oc donut steel smuggler when Han's busy being stuck in carbonite
WE HAD THAT CHARACTER ALREADY IT'S DASH RENDAR.
>There can't be THREE smugglers
WHO FRICKING ASKED FOR THIS, ANON? WHO LOOKED AT THIS DEAD FRANCHISE, MURDERED BY HORRIBLE WRITING, NONSTOP FEMININITY AND SHITTY MEMBER BERRIES, AND THOUGHT
>WOW, I KNOW WHAT THIS FRANCHISE NEEDS! A SCRAPPY SMUGGLER GAME, BUT THIS TIME MAKE IT A WOMAN AND GAY
She's not gay, she's fricking a male robot.
i'd love a remake of shadows of the empire
or a new game with dash and lobo set after ROTJ
Star Wars Sigma
>you play as a Chiss bartender on Nar Shaddaa serving disgruntled Jedis and crime lords
>you play as a part time bartender who moonlights as a fixer
>get missions from patrons, serve other patrons to get info to help you
>have to balance time spent info-gathering with mission deadlines
>cant let targets know youre going after their friends
>frick with competing establishments while stopping them from fricking with your employer
would play the frick out of it
>Coffee talk + Read Only Memories but in the sw universe
This could work and wouldn't cost 200m dollars so they're not going to do it
They already have a Harrison Ford game coming out idiot
She's cute so it's fine
Damn rogue clankers really scratch that itch for me
>Shown off last June
>Absolutely no updates after that
This shit is getting delayed, no way it's releasing in early 2024 or at the end of the year where it'll compete with Ubisoft's own Ass Creed.
>>why?
>>that's what the modern consumer want
Forspoken says hi
>Actually get a Han Solo game
>Either dies in development because they want Harrison Ford to do the voice of the character he hates so much he asked production to just kill him on the nuDisney shit, or have to deal with moronic fans complaining over not being the original voice actor.
>Get the option to cast a random girl 2000 times cheaper. Also get the option to have her
I mean, i would be sold. Its not a bad option, especially if the game lets me dress her up as a dancer.
>especially if the game lets me dress her up as a dancer
anon you and i both know she's gonna have nothing but frumpy, fully covered outfits and won't show any skin or any hint of sexuality
>especially if the game lets me dress her up as a dancer.
What world are you living in man? Can i jump to your timeline?
Cool game.
Harrison Ford is Han Solo and it would have costed a gazillion dollars to get him, I'm prefer a new character as long as its not fricking and has a shitty voice
man, I feel bad for zoomers and gen A, they can't even get
a Han Solo game. They only know about the dumb down Solo from the Sequels and the Han Slop movie.
honestly it's a conflict between those at Ubisoft knowing that females do not and will sell well to an AC audience and the DEI/ESG people that fail to realize that Connor and Aveline are destructive and unpopular.
>Bayek/Aya
Reminder this is still woke writing and distraction because in a game called, Origins it doesn't have the founder of the Assassins, Hassan, but instead black people. They did it because woke people and Ubisoft are scared to pissed off Muslims.
The commando droid should have been the MC.
>wtf why isn't it the character from my funko pop shelf
Cannot fricking stand "nerd culture" and their quasi-religious idol worship. If they had made a Han Solo game you'd be here posting about how they "massacred your boy" or some shit.
ESG slop. Will flop.
The game like with other disney SW projects were heavily dependent on Mando and Ashoka hype and the coping fence sitter to bail out these projects.
Regardless, not having anything with Hassan Sabbah, the guy who caused the word assassin to exist, was a scumbag move from Ubisoft. Especially when AC1 is the few works that didn't stereotype the assassins. It's a weird case of the Afrocentric story of Origins stealing from the Iranians.
I'm mad more about them not making a Darius game instead. Odyssey has 0 contribution to the lore or story, best parts of it is First Blade DLC which shows Darius' backstory for few minutes. They should've made a Darius game instead imo. Mirage shows castle of Alamut, which was important for historical Assassins though. But it takes place several centuries before Hassan Sabbah too. And I don't see Ubisoft going back to middle east anytime soon, unless they decide to make another ancient era RPG game.
Sow slop, reap flop
Ubisoft's new splash screen logo
>there's never been a movie with a complete freak job as the lead
Pic related
For me it's K'Kruhk. Really underrated character. Wasn't that strong compare to the greats of his era, but was a survivor (unlike Cal lmao).
I'm riding solo.
She's hot. I don't give a shit. And it's because it's a reskin of Beyond Good and Evil 2.
I agree. She just looks like she's from the seventies. Seems like another case of people pre-emptively overreacting because they think they're supposed to.
Why are both characters dressed like homeless New Yorkers?
>repurpose bge2 development into female han solo game
>female main character
>quirky droid sidekick
It's going to be shit
If the gameplay was good it doesn't really matter because people will have fun playing it. Holding forward and interact to get from mini-event to cutscene is boring as frick. Games stopped being fun when they went from skill to timesink which was years ago.
>If the gameplay was good
This is the first time we're introduced to these characters, so more than just good gameplay, it's going to need good writing. Based off of the fricking panhandling droid that apparently gets "tired" from holding a trumpet case and the woman who's dressed like she's about to ask if she can bum a smoke, it's looking grim.
>the woman who's dressed like she's about to ask if she can bum a smoke
heh
>on her way to the open-mic ukulele festival in the exposed brick basement barcade 2 blocks from NYC subway
Daily reminder that white people are only 9% of the global population.
>tfw no rogue one video game
White woman rebel / imperial droid done right.
>make female lead
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>make female lead ugly
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