Suicide Squad: Kill 13 brainiacs

I'm so addicted to dis game vidya. next season has THE JOKER in it, and you get to fight Brainiac who has turned into Superman and Green Lantern! There's also more details that already leaked
> Flash and Lantern didn't die in the plot, but wake up with no memory of when they got brainwashed and help you
> Batman is really dead, but there's calendars throughout Metropolis whose dates spell out "HE WILL RETURN" in alphanumeric values and the final numbre had a Bat-symbol on it
> Every season will have 2 Brainiacs you fight.
I'm so excited bros yus yus yus yus!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to play as Mr Freeze's wife as well

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats your melanin level bro

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next month will be kino. Joker is back, and he's masking insecurities with traditional joker behavior

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Self insert #347

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Behind the camera that woman is a crazy, crazy b***h who laughs like a goblin and tickles her male colleagues to satisfy her sadism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God dammit

      ….god dammit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insecurities
      Isn't he just supposed to be insane?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but women can't process that some men just want to watch the world burn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, no. He's actually extremely calculating and the insanity is the mask, but definitely not for any insecurities. He has none because he has one singular goal: fight Batman. Whatever Batman does, he seeks to the the antithesis of. Why? It varies from story to story. Sometimes it's just because, sometimes it's revenge because he believes it's Batman's fault he became the Joker, sometimes it's because he hates the entire concept of Batman and seeks to prove he's full of shit and does more harm than good, and sometimes it's a weird rivalry thing where he does it to keep Batman at his best by constantly pushing him harder and harder (which still isn't meant to be a good thing because he's willing to do some pretty sick shit to test him and people still die as a result) but even in that case, it's unclear why he feels the need to do so. I guess there are portrayals of him where he is just insane but those are typically some of the worst iterations of him because he's never as intelligent in those stories and doesn't actually add anything to Batman himself. He's just LOLSORANDUMCRAZY with no commentary or nuance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men step into the role
      Women bring the role to them
      Dont hire women to write characters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the same shit but purple
      LMAO, imagine spending money on this gay slop

      >masking insecurities
      doesn't Boomerang say the same thing when WW lassos him?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, seems like that's the first thing Kate thinks of when she wakes up every morning.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really makes you think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He then lies about what happened to Flash, while under the influence of the Lasso of Truth. The writing in this game is staggeringly incompetent.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post release DLC after the game has already been delayed for almost a full year
    >still no original Brainiac boss fight, just more reskins of the existing incredibly shitty Justice League boss fights from the base game

    The server’s getting turned off three months from now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, ironic all this shit posting has made me start playing Arkham Asylum again on my 360. I wish I had the dlc but I'm not paying Microsoft for it on a dying console marketplace.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have proof?

      I hope you do. I’d like to see it.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How jealous do you think the developers of this game are now that helldivers 2 is out and is more popular?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty chill. The discord server is just their community manager simping for an 18 year old fan who wants developer wiener every day.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game.

    There. I said it.

    Yeah. I like it. I don’t care that I like it. I just go on liking it. And you can’t stop me from liking it. So go on. Tell me I’m a gay for liking it. I guess I’m just a gay who likes suicide squad kill the justice league.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need help, you need treatment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Yeah I guess I need treatment because I like suicide squad kill the justice league. Yeah go on. Keep saying I need treatment. I’ll take it. And you know what? I’ll go and play the game and forget you ever said anything like that about me. But you’ll be here. You’ll be here all day. Thinking about me. Thinking about how much treatment I need. So let me ask you. At the end of that day. The day where you are thinking of me all day and I am just liking the game not thinking of what you said about me. Who is the real winner? It’s me. I win. Because I am having fun. And you are just brooding. I pity you man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice pasta

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are beyond pathetic and should end your life

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not even mentioning the oddest plot choice.
    >Black Deadshot is actually the real Deadshot, despite not being the Deadshot we see in City or Origins.
    >White Deadshot is shown and referred to as the Deadshot we fought in Origins and City.
    >Black Deadshot finds out while in jail and has his DNA and Finger-Prints taken for testing that he and White Deadshot are the same people.
    >White Deadshot's apparently from another timeline now which Black Deadshot confronts Sex Luthor on
    >So now the plot is that Black Deadshot retired before the events of Origins to raise his daughter and the alternate universe White Deadshot came over and just slotted into his mercenary life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadshot is actually the real Deadshot, despite not being the Deadshot we see in City or Origins.
      In the final audio tape between Deadshot and Lex-2 Lex-2 denies the whole theory that White Deadshot was supposed to be an other-earth doppelganger. My theory is that the Suicide Squad are a mixup from other Earth's from the very beginning of the game where the discovery of Elseworlds has made Arkham Asylum into a blacksite for Elseworld felons. They don't know it because they're transported without windows, which is what we see in the opening train-sequence, so I don't think the game is 100% honest about being Arkhamverse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be the most awkward way possible of rewriting the character to match the Will Smiff version. They really expect us to believe the world’s greatest detective, who encounters white Desdshot at least twice in the previous Arkham games and is implied to have intimate knowledge of his identity and crimes, somehow overlooked the fact that he switched races halfway through his career?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe Del Walker also made a tweet that explained why they made him black from a design POV. Apparently, it was because another artist said "Here his is black" and their lead designer objected saying "but he's white normally" and the artist said "But I never did a black character before" and the lead just went "yup, he's yours"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and the artist said "But I never did a black character before" and the lead just went "yup, he's yours"
          So in an entire year that they delayed this they couldn't have re-recorded the voice lines so the dude is Bloodsport now?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, wasn't that basically what happened with that movie? They wanted Will Smith back but thanks to scheduling problems they got Elba instead, which is why his character is literally just Deadshot 2.0, funny how Bloodsport got better reception, and he seems like he would have more going on than "I shoot guns real good" guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >never did a black character before
          Are there not other originally black members of the Squad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bronze Tiger, one of the more recognizable members of the SS from the comics but he's a martial artist, but hey they gave captain BOOMERANG fricking guns so why not him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Batman knows he’ll get canceled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't they have just said Blackshot is the one from another universe going "this world ain't big enough for the two of us", or simply say he's Whiteshot's protegee, student, brother, successor or something? This seems extremely convoluted just to justify why they changed the race of a minor boss

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like a case they realized the backlash from the initial "Well the old Deadshot was a faker" and then decided to go with the alternate universe twist.
        This information is only learned about the shared DNA and such through the audio logs which could've been recorded whenever

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/mgkfct.jpg
    I'm just glad that the Justice League isn't really dead, but perhaps Wonder Woman is. At least she had an amazing fight with Supes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait so the game is called SS kill JL, the game goes out of its way to make JL moronic and dumbs them down so they can be killed by criminals with guns, then it makes braniac moronic so he can also be killed, 1 of 13 moronic braniacs apparently, and now it turns out Rocksteady can't even commit to killing the moronic JL, what it says on the box, aka "THE GAME IS CALLED SS KILL JL, NOT SS GOES ON A PICNIC WITH JL". and instead they turn Arkham universe's moronic JL into moronic clones of the JL(or multiverse JL, that are also moronic) just so they can be dumbed down and have a fake out death and say SS killed JL.
      Then after a few live service updates, and the unfinished game is actually complete, SS can now do the opposite of what the box says and what so many people used to defend their shitty slop, and have SS save Arkhamverse's moronic JL. A JL that was dumb down to get captured by the moronic braniac(s), or a JL that ran away and left moronic Diana to get killed and moronic Flash to get captured, or ran away into a different multiverse/dimension and left everyone to die, or were dumbed down and locked in a different universe/dimension by moronic brainiac(s) that will get killed by criminals with guns.
      Arkham's SS alone will saves all the other multi moronic verses that also include moronic JLs that got captured/killed/locked/cloned/dimensioned, they'll save all the multiverse Earths with brainiac invasions, all the multiverse Luthors, all the multiverse Amanda Wallers, all the multiverse Suicide Squads, multiverse Jokers, multiverse Braniacs, etc.
      What a fricking mess.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy variants
    Is this what classifies as a selling point nowadays?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >recolored bosses
    They can't be serious?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy a year of this amazing gameplay that you already played, but with enemy adds and purple background

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomerang is a funny guy

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seasonal and continued content
    What's the point of designing your game where this kind of content is supposed to make the game actually fun or enjoyable? If no one plays the base game, it's just gonna get killed in a half baked mess of a game. No Man's Sky and its consequences are a disaster for the fun to play from the start game race.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is so fricking lazy holy shit
    also
    flash has the speed force, brainiac can just travel back in time, problem solved.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want people to buy our dlc what do we do
    >make the final boss fights rehashes of fights the player has already done
    >FRICKING
    >GENIUS

    I am honestly convinced these people aren't human.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this has to be the most artificial fake thread on Ganker, holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the game’s good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        its really, really bad. possibly the worst real game released in the last 5-10 years, and its completely filled with political propaganda and woke ideological fetishism on top of it
        this thread is fake in that its filled to the brim with shills and damage control employees

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does palworld get a pass even though it’s unfinished and they still charge you

          When this game is a full game with more to come for free

          What makes you think palworld doesn’t have shills

          Palworld

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it doesnt
            palworld is shit too and is nothing but a rust (or insert-other-generic-open-'survival'-game-here) clone with a pokemon ripoff stapled to it. its a trash game that only got popular because of zoomers unconsciously herd picking it as an FOTM, and you bet your ass that there are plenty of shills for it too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But you still accept it

              And yet you hate on this

              Why

              What’s the difference

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i dont accept it though
                i call palworld shill threads out same as im calling this one out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t lie to me.

                Don’t you dare lie to me you sonovabitch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                im not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                God damn sonovabitch

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Dogwelder no buy

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whataboutism

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