Suicide Kings. Chud bros. DC bluds. What the frick went wrong, Ganker?
They made every female super good looking and satisfied our male gaze. Why arent we playing?
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Elaborate homosexual
just another snoydrone cope
>What the frick went wrong, Ganker?
the gay audience wanted this design for king shark but they didnt listen
His ingame model is still hot. Honestly, King Shark seems to be the onky good thing about the game from a character and gameplay perspective.
>slow motion trainwreck
Next boxcar about to derail is skull and bones
imagine paying 70usd for that garbage
hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
Even if say, 100 000 players played the game and it peaked at this number on steam, why the frick did they expect them to stay on the game? There's nothing to do except boring repetitive farming, this game literally plays like a solo game, there is no point of making it live service
You just described Granblue Relink, 100k players still farming the same bosses from the single player campaign three weeks later.
But anon granblue relink is fun
>le Kevin Conroy last voice acting
>hmmm what should we do to honor him
>what about piss, shit and cum all over his dead body and make fun of him, even though he is the most beloved character from the series
>sure everybody is going to love it
>NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T GIVE UP THE GAME HE WILL RETURN IN SEASON 7!!!!!!
i really don't know what went wrong
>Kevin Conroy's corpse drops a Rare-tier LexCorp Rifle
The game is pure comedy.
btw CoIE part 2 is last Kevin Conroy's last VA work
games been datamined - the suicide squad we fight are clones and we save the real one in post game dlc
err, justice league.
also why the frick didn't they game pass this piece of shit lmao
Sounds like a tremendous damage-control retcon to me.
that was pretty obvious, look at their eyes, there's no reason to assume this was the real normal heroes
lmao this game is dying so fast i don't think they'll ever even get to that
Yaaasss can't wait to see Diana alive
>implying this piece of shit will last that long
>kill off all the heroes unceremoniously
>ACKSHULLY nevermind it doesn't matter because they weren't the REAL heroes
I fricking hate capeshit so much.
This is honestly even worse. I’d rather they stick to their guns and make do with what happened. Holy fricking shit this is bad.
So "Kill the Justice League" is also a lie.
This is how comics have been for decades. It's fun for a story here or there, but these aren't real characters. Even if they weren't clones all the dead heroes could come back in a future game because (*insert in-universe reason*) those characters are the "flagships" of their brand.
So are they not going to add fights against Aquaman/Martian manhunter/cyborg at all?
What a stunning twist by the genius non-binary writerx at Sweet Baby!
>le Kevin Conroy last voice acting
why the frick is everyone so pissed about this? no really. am I the only one who doesn't give a frick and is pissed that we didn't get a Justice League game, a new Batman game, a Superman game for THIS FRICKING GAAS BULLSHIT?
I don’t know Black person, Kevin Conroy was party of many homosexuals childhood so people would like some respect or good material involving him, but i also agree with you, if Cucksteady made a Justice League or even another Arkham game it would be goated
The journalists only care because Conroy was gay.
It’s just the cherry on top of the rest of the shit. No Batman Beyond game, no Superman game, they made an open-world Metropolis for something other than a Superman game, the horrific disrespect for the studio’s past work and accomplishments, and then on top of all that the last major role for Kevin Conroy, for many people THE Batman actor, before dying of cancer is getting cut off mid-sentence and unceremoniously executed on a park bench by Tara Strong’s fricking awful take on Harley Quinn.
On one hand I think it's crazy that they did this instead of Batman Beyond/Superman game, on the other I'm thankful because of what kind of shitshow that would've been made by the same people.
>Clark saving so many diverse folks and feeling shame about not realizing their struggle sooner because of his traditional and white farm upbringing while Terry has to content with Debra Wilson's Inque.
>while Terry has to contend with Debra Wilson's Inque
kek
>every female super good looking
proof?
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
the joker and Mrs Freeze DLC will save this game.
trust the camp.
>game was not even alive for 2 weeks
>absolutely dead online
>lame boring story, repetetive gameplay, fortnite clone that plays and looks worse than actual fortnite
>females look like males, no sexy harley like we had in arkham knight
>joker dlc makes jared leto joker look cool
>it is expected this shitheap of a game to have 4 more seasons for the 300 people currently playing across all platforms
LMAO based wienersteady
>They made every female super good looking and satisfied our male gaze
Good one
Fighting game numbers
Spider-man could solo the entire Justice League… with no prep time.
Paul could impregnate MJ in the meantime with no prep time
Doesn't that guy have no dick?
>open the fridge to make a sandwich
>spiderman is down for the count
you're probably joking but he did okay against the Avengers, X-Men and F4 multiple times in comics so...
Those are some horrific fricking numbers
But enough about Suicide Sqad's UI.
If you don't buy and play modern products, you're an economic terrorist.
oкeй
Suicide Quad players
>DUDE, KILL YOUR FAVORITE HEROES WITH A BUNCH OF REDDIT QUIPPING B-TIER SHITLORDS
who cares? bad games have little players, surprise.
nah this game was a rancid piece of shit so i take delight in seeing it suffer
This was more than a bad game. It was very expensive and in development for about 8 years. It shows what's wrong modern games and modern game developers. They thought this was going to become one of the biggest GAAS and multiplayer games in history.
this game is worse than Superman 64
probably suffered a similar development and just had a ton ripped out.
When is nightwing getting his own game without the baggage of the other shitty batfam members? I don't need his edgelord rival, gaylord brother or cumdump
>white male protagonist in 2024
Anon...
yes thats how you make a game succeed homosexual
I know. I meant that as they aren't going to make it because Nightwing is white.
they made 4 batman games with no problems stop making up scenarios in your head to make yourself angry its not healthy
The last batman game was 10 years ago. They literally killed the epitome of a white hero in this game. They will never make a game featuring a white man again.
nah they will especially when the pendulum swings back you are delusional
I hope you're right
it will a real war will sweep these homosexual aside reminding them how the world actually works
If wokeism goes away during a war, it'll just be because they want white men going to the meat grinder. The cabal that pushed all the anti white shit still hates you and wants you dead.
they will be dead because they are useless and all they can do is b***h and moan a real war will prove this
A "real war" is just gonna be another war for the cabal's interests, like every other one.
no because they will have arms taken up against them
They better do or I never buy their games again.
worked very well for red dead redemption 2
Night wing is shit without batman the same way Harley is shit without the joker. Know your place.
we could have gotten a superman or a batman beyond game but instead, we got this crap.
just remake Asylum at this point, WB is done, all their games are rubbish
>remake-slop
Kys
I wonder what caused them to go broke.
no one should be making threads about super hero games on Ganker. none of you played this shit.
I got it day one, traded in some old games for the 9 eur gamestop promotion
the game is horrid to play, and I love capeshit, comics and DC, harley looks like a dude now, compared how her body and ass looked in arkham knight it was so tight and sexy in the classic costume, now she is flabby and ugly
the gameplay is a SLOG to play, the story is trash and it has some of the WORST boss battles Ive played in the last 10 years
i bet you regret your decision
>none of you played this shit.
why would anyone play this shit?
no shit this piece of shit is fricking awful no one should play it
should've let us piss on wonder woman
Wow, it made it passed 1000 at some point? Still too many.
Why they have to use a Superman image and not Harley Quinn? The demoralization campaign never ends
funny because those homosexuals are the ones losing
How many players does Helldrivers have?
too many.
Live service is just the new mmorpg. Every editor wants the money printing game not understanding the market is already saturated by games with years of content ready to be enjoyed by casual gamers.
Anyone picking up warframe or destiny 2 has a few hundred hours of content to play before hitting the roadblocks and meta bullshit.
Why would anyone want to play a 70$ just released live service game ?
>movies are dogshit
>games are dogshit
I don't understand why this franchise even exists
because people still buy them.
I like the cartoon movies. The one with the ice woman made my pp hard.
Probably the franchise was good at one point and it became a ritual to buy more of it.
I'm so glad these overly expensive AAA shits are flopping left and right
meanwhile stuff like Lethal Company takes the world by storm despite costing like $50 and a pack of ramen to make
Any article about steam cancer player count is yellow journalism, literally who cares for your israelite own nothing platform for homosexuals
I'm not defending that piece of shit of a game but concurrent numbers of players only matter for multiplayer games.
It is a multiplayer game. You think they’re gonna keep the live service running for a couple of players?
Nta but why would they not? There’s plenty of shit live service games that came back from the dead just as many others who died. Halo: Infinite should’ve been dead in the water but here we are.
>Battlefield 5
>Saint Rows
>Forspoken
>Inmortals of Aveum
>Suicide Squad
Whos next on the chopping block?
>They made every female super good looking
It's not nice to lie on the internet.
You forgot Hyena.
Sega had the common sense to can that shit.
Sega of all publishers made the right move, crazy isnt it
this game had some kino moments tbh like batman beating the shit out of your squad
too bad they played it so safe and pussy with the missions after that
>Meanwhile Helldivers 2 which came out with zero fanfare or any real marketing keeps gaining players every single day to the point the developer's studio is on the brink of bursting into flames due to overloaded servers
You couldn't make it up, it's like divine comedy.
It's just insane that they didn't want to do a Justice League game.
You add some bullshit about low level Kryptonite fields or something to power down Superman or maybe include his DCAU weakness to electricity, and it's all good.
>or maybe include his DCAU weakness to electricity,
Kek! Fricking what?
At this point, there are probably more people playing my porn game made in RPG Maker with a budget of 0 cents than a game that cost 100 million dollars.