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The Summer Update came early.
https://tf2classic.com/fight_or_flight/day1
https://tf2classic.com/fight_or_flight/day2
https://tf2classic.com/fight_or_flight/day3
>AA cannon
these devs have no fricking clue how to balance a game
>t. filtered compgay
If you find the canon overpowered you're just a homosexual. Just stay out of his range bro.
even if it's not "overpowered" (which it is because heavy isn't meant to have splash damage) it's not fun to fight against. it's sticky spam but worse because you don't even have to aim a projectile and in some cases don't even have to hit anything in order to deal damage, plus you never have to reload and can stand by a dispenser spamming a chokepoint indefinitely.
Just stay out of his range bro
>Classic
>Except we decide what should be in TF2 or not
Yeah wow so classic, we're so afraid of the base class update unlocks we have to invent new ones
TF2 "Classic" was always a bad name for it. They should have named it "Redux" or something because they're taking it in a completely different direction.
I feel like everybody is so deathly afraid of F2P's wearing christmas items that they need to invent an entire new game because theres apparently nothing of value left in modern TF2 according to everybody.
I like my cosmetic loadouts, i like my taunts, i like the weapon variety
I like f2ps getting small stuff on christmas or halloween only cosmetics, the stuff I despise about tf2 cosmetics are the paid ones, shit like the banana hat or the yeti outfits, and weapon skins
everything like that should be removed from the game, frick anyone moronic enough to pay for them.
I also know that valve will never take away paid stuff from people, which is a great thing to be honest but I still hate these items.
The banana hat is so uncommon that i barely see it and that is the only benefit of the case grading system
But it also means good hats like the trappers flap get thrown into elite tier for no reason
There are official servers that are locked to 2007 content. Why aren't you playing them?
there's so much cut beta content they could've tried to implement in some capacity
>catcher's mitt
>fire moronant suit
>spy traps
>dynamite sapper
>rolling stickies
Isn't tf2c just Quake for shitters
No, you're thinking of Team Fortress Classic. Oops, I mean you're thinking of OpenFortress
oops, I think you were talking about team fortress 2
what possible comparison is there to quake like counter strike it has diverged so far from the arena shooter that it's not in the same subgenre.
>diverged so far
>half the classes are just one weapon from quake
>scout is pretty much just the quake dude with only a shotgun
>2fort is literally just a doom map originally
anon if you don't see it you're blind
2fort is the absolute worst map in the game that only stoners and shitters play... wow... not a good argument whatsoever...
TF2 is already Quake for shitters, why do you think the overwhelming majority of the playerbase mains Soldier?
because soldier is strong and easy?
Exactly, good to see at least one homosexual on this board with a fricking brain still.
the majority play spy, pyro and sniper and it has always been that way.
Delusional. 95% of the games I get more often than not have at least 6 - 8 Soldiers on either team.
>Groomerfortress classic
Jump pad killed steel
it's almost like Valve purposefully didn't implement ideas like "grant everybody the ability to rocket jump for no health cost"
never let tf2 fans balance the game, they have been repeatedly proven to be moronic
Summer update will drop August 31st
Wrong
It's dropping September 20th
Still summer
>"update"
God bless
>and while i would've personally strangled adolf hitler i hereby give you permission to believe he was right
Whoever wrote this is a goddamn genius.
kineau
>Uncledane the molester main
Holy frick my sided in orbit of the galaxy
Sir, yes sir!
It is my duty as a soldier main to call people homosexuals or European at any chance I get.
GO. BACK. TO. /misc/.
go back to the cesspit you crawled out of in 2016
Will do Soldier
>
Tf2 just cannot stop winning.
WIN
SO MUCH WIN
SIR, YES SIR!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Absolutely brilliant. That was freakin' hilarious lmao
basado
Bringing tears for my eyes anon. It's my vid
Lol the effort put into garbage is amazing never change you fricking tf2 morons. Both lefties and righties are secret best friends forever cause they love banter tbh
the horrible quality makes it so much better
Amazing
>While I would have personally strangled Adolf Hitler, you are hereby given permission to believe he was right.
Gold
THE SACRED MESSAGE
DIVINE LIGHT
zoomers literally deserve nothing for being born too late. tf2 was a gem to experience from launch, all those updates spiking the player counts, all those competitive players that had the gold source twitch that a 2k hour zoomie today couldn't compete with on a good day. we ate good lads.
What the frick are you talking about? Born 2003, played the Xbox 360 version for years since it came out until about 2013 when I got a PC good enough to run TF2. Stop feeding into this propaganda that all zoomers are homosexuals and blind consumers, because that's what the fed wants.
i had no idea the game lasted that long on xbox, neat
>bragging about playing an 18+ MP game underage
you are literally the child we pubstomped and banned for being a shitter waste of a player slot.
you are not part of tf2 history gay blind consumer zoomie kys.
Bragging? Or was it just me providing proof that not all zoomers just jumped into TF2 recently? Either way that's right fine by me, because why would I want to be apart of the history of a group I actively warned trannies and homosexuals were destroying, just to get gaslit and told it wasn't happening? You can express all your self loathing against me and other zoomers all you fricking want, but at the end of the day you're nothing but a propaganda listening, corn syrup drinking, bug eating homosexual who's right happy to obey what the TV box tells you to do. You enjoy being a israeli puppet, while I'll continue to enjoy TF2 til the day the servers die.
>banned for being a shitter waste of a player slot.
Who the frick takes tf2 that seriously? kys
It's a freudian slip, because having 1 or 2 goobers on your team actually doesn't matter in a full game.
our server was wildly popular at peak hours you had to wait in line just to get in. it wouldn't have been fair to anyone waiting to play if they got in and the mods were letting literal kids waste the player slots. frequently all they ever did was play friendly heavy and sit in spawn spamming voice commands. friendlies are and always have been cancer. you zoomers think friendlies and killbinds are peak comedy gold or some shit. also any kids on mic would be griefed until they cried and then banned. making sure no kids ever had fun on our server made for good times
you're gay
>2013 when I got a PC good enough to run TF2
You try being broke with a computer still operating on windows xp that was used exclusively for your mother's job
was about to call you underage before realizing what year it is
>tfw zoomers did what i did
>only born 10 years earlier
Same. Born 02. Got the Orange Box in 2013. Love and War best update btw
>Born 2003
>played the Xbox 360 version since it came out
>The Orange Box released October 10th 2007
No you didn't. You would have been 4 years old. You couldn't even fricking READ, let alone navigate an Xbox 360 well enough to start The Orange Box, navigate to TF2, and play a fricking multiplayer game and understand what is going on.
I'm 98 and I played TF2 on the orange box on 360 until it went F2P on PC
according to the rumors, it should come out either this week, or next week
never lose all hope, tf2 bros.
>summer update comes
>can't play TF2 because of LLVM16
aieeeee
because of what?
fedora trannies btfo
>a crate filled with horribly designed hats made by the same 4 guys and 2, maybe 3 new maps
>no new weapons, no balance changes, no events
>update
New permanent maps that arent locked behind a season would be good yes.
And all the cosmetics we got in 2022 were either good or at least decent so someone had a brain when picking them.
Again
>"update"
What about this is bring TF2 up-to-date? New maps that at best mediocre? New somewhat acceptable cosmetics that will only make the game run worse? At best a handful of bug fixes that ultimately fix nothing substantial and are primarily cosmetic? What about this "update" is actually fixing something, or reverting terrible comphomosexualry?
The iron bomber hitbox was only fixed recently, same for weapons like the wrap assassin. Ganker is deluded to keep thinking a 15 year old game is going to magically get brand new weapons when Valve is busy promoting CS2.
>permanent maps
That will be played for 3 months and then everyone will go back to the same old ones.
It's so tiresome.
you don't understand... i SNEED to h*ckin' unbox a towering pillar of wholesome spycrabs...
it's been 16 years why the FRICK do you think tf2 needs new weapons?
Gee, who knows? It's almost like compBlack folk caused Valve to gut everything fun from the game and since Valve clearly has no intention of reverting those changes, people would at least like some new weapons to play with. moron.
Are you still mad at the amby?
lol
No, I want my Sandman back, it's not my fault Snipergays are genuinely too braindead to fricking strafe a bit while zoomed in.
kek
sandman needed a nerf
stuns are cancer
The ball doesn't stun at close range and takes skill to hit people who are:
>Aware
>Moving
>Both
It was balanced, you're just a shitter.
>hit someone far away that isn't aware
>get a free kill because you're the fastest class in the game with an extremely powerful primary
wow so "balanced" lmao
>Be unaware of your surroundings
>Die
Yes? Are you moronic? Don't need to answer that.
>Scout sneaks up behind me
>Shoots me twice before I can turn around
WOW, SCOUT'S LEGS OVERPOWERED, TAKE OFF SCOUT'S LEGS
i like how people are b***hing about the sandman stunning but nobody ever mentions the holiday punch
i think it's OP but in a funny way so it's fine
NTA but stun are cancer no matter how hard it is
I rather being super marked to death and giving you full crits + speed boost + Ubercharge than me being stunned
I swear to God, this board is filled with nothing but shitters. Are you all just literally incapable of pressing the A and D keys on your keyboard? Holy fricking shit, the average fresh-install Pyro is less pathetic than this.
Alright
>Nerf your sandman
Guess you can go have a nice day now homosexual
Bye
you've never played against anyone with a brain if you thought sandman is balanced. it was a free kill every time.
It was a free kill against braindead shitters who aren't aware of their surroundings, it takes skill to actually get max stun from long range, and you're genuinely fricking moronic if you believe otherwise.
it was a free kill against ayone because you cant fricking dodge the projectile dude.
Literally just stop walking in a straight line.
I doubt you even realize the current implementation of sandman is broken because you've never played with people who will react to voice comms vs a slowed or damaged target.
Oh no I'm playing literally any class but scout and now the sandman does almost literally nothing.
Oh no I am heavy or soldier
And the sandman does literally nothing
wait what you think soldier can fight scout? now i know you're moronic bro im done.
Oh man what am I gonna do about the scout running in a straight line at me
>Direct hit noise
>shoot rocket at scout general direction
>either shoot another rocket or blast them with a shotgun
yes? Are you shit?
>calling someone else a shitter when you're the one that thinks landing projectiles takes skill
Learning to fire roughly where someone is currently moving to is not remotely hard.
I'm still mad at the amby and there no shame for it
the amby shouldn't even exist just like the razerback
The amby and the razorback should exist, because the rock paper scissors of it is hilarious.
>be forced to use weapon because gay uses other weapon
no overwatch is cancer
You actually aren't.
You can shoot the sniper just fine with the stock revolver
>But he will le instantly snap and headshot me
Yes we know cheating is a massive issue.
That's not a problem with the interaction
>You actually aren't
>Remove the primary weapon spy has so you have to rely on revolver
>the worst weapon in the game
>BUT U GOT CRITY BS SIDEGRADE
>I don't want to learn how to use the Spy's gun or the achievement unlock that can do it even more easily
Unironic skill issue
literally it's a dogshit pistol
there's nothing to learn
>derrr u got slightly more range
>worse fire rate
>almost exact same damage
>someone could easily just walk out of range
>Slightly more range
Vastly overestimating revolver falloff
Amby is fine as is.
Razorback is dumb and shouldn't exist.
So shouldn't the Spycicle.
Or The Short Circuit.
And Direct Hit should have a mild nerf.
Any weapon whose whole gimick is "Frick this class in particular" is antithetical to the game.
16 years and NOT A SINGLE American Flag weapon for Soldier
Also Heavy Update my dude. Still waiting.
>2, maybe 3 new maps that weren't tested at all and were plucked from the top of the workshop
fixed
Ive played sharkbay and extinction and if those two do get in then thats good cause they play well and have fun little gimmicks
I will play the update when it releases
nothing of value was lost
>Summer update
>shitty community hats and one map
I need it so bad bros…
>Muh balance
Frick off back to your esport corner you homosexual.
and unironically that's a good thing
see you in 2 weeks when it's just a crate and you gays cry save tf2 volvo again
and everyone just quickly forgets this game even exists
Pretty sure it's the save tf2 trannies that are excited about the update? What do I know, I've only been playing since launch.
as far as I know only literal morons and troonys care about the update
because what the frick can a single update do really?
other than add more vore pride flag shit
I don't get how anyone can be deluded enough to think anything will be done with this game
at best you can make a open source clone of tf2 with better game design and less cancerous servers but that would imply tf2 has a actual mature playerbase
>discord gays
>eceleb shitters
>silly willy 1 braincell f2p
TF2's playerbase is significantly more than the things you listed. Try playing it for more than five minutes and you'll see
I have almost 3k hours and been playing since 2011
there's pretty much nothing outside of those 3 unless you are talking about troonys or compgays which you're never going to see unless you go to their sites
I have over 3.2k hrs and encounter all types of different players.
anon catagorizing people like wojaks for even the smallest differences isn't different types of players
just because one engineer uses a jack hammer and the other one is a fat lazy prick does not mean they are different
a monkey is a monkey regardless if they have a nail and hammer in mouth and hand or just lying in a tree
Daily reminder that tf2 outlived both ow1 and ow2
I know we haven't gotten an update in forever but did everyone forget that Valve is always late in terms of updates? We'll get it before September, or in it if we're unlucky.
everyone playing from that period quit
this is just a another f2p wave crying about shit they made up in their head
My guess is mid July after the sale or early August.
The only time a summer update was in september was when they released a crate literally named "late summer crate" cause summer was basically over
Everybody keeps saying maps were already chosen for the update so it should be this month and the deadline was in May
Do you want TF3 to just be a Source 2 port / refresh or a complete new game?
TF2 is great enough that it could be ported to Source 2 with no changes beyond some better graphical effects and performance and I'd be happy to switch or even pay.
If they can make TF2 work on Source 2 that's all it really needs.
I'd like TF2 to get ported to Source 2 because the branch of source multiplayer it's on can't REALLY use any modern graphics apis
Even on Linux, it's a weird hack of DX9/10 converted into OpenGL
I don't even know if I want a source 2 port, the lower poly models and shit textures add so much charm to the game, the artstyle would definitely still look great with higher quality models/textures but still.
If you think Valve is capable of making an actual new team fortress game you are delusional
New game.
The comics and shorts have shown that Team Fortress has massive franchise potential. Any other compnay would have made spin-off's and sequels by now.
tf3 should be a new game set in the wild west
While I would like a new game I would be just as happy with a proper Source 2 port that fixes a lot of longstanding issues like hit reg.
Source 2 port any day of the fricking week holy shit
I think 2fort's crappiness exemplifies my argument. In TF2 you move slowly and there's bullshit like sentry guns. The game has diverged so much that very similar maps don't work due to the differences between the two games.
or engineer is just a bad class for shitters and heavy is underpowered and has no range and medic's syringe gun should be buffed as well
Nah, 2Fort didn't even work well in launch TF2, it's still way too chokepoint heavy with not enough medikits and few open areas. It's iconic, yes, but so is Dustbowl and nobody jerks off that shithole.
>chokepoint heavy
again all these are easily fixed if you make minor adjustments to the map and some big adjustments to some classes who are known for being braindead while accusing the worst class that you have to even have game awareness and better positioning in the game while turning on a dime to being braindead
2Fort needs MASSIVE adjustments to be considered a good map, and Heavy is mediocre at best regardless of if he's playing on 2Fort or something good like Snakewater. These are two separate issues.
>add a few extra entrances to forts
>make main entrance wider while removing sentry placement spots
it's not that big
you can look at counter strike maps and see what a few minor differences can do to remove braindead strategies
Bigger and more entrances doesn't make up for the fact that the majority of the map is 6x6 foot corridors that soldiers and demos can have a field day in. It doesn't add medikits beyond the shitty tiny ones and a couple mediums. It doesn't make spawn not super easy to camp and it doesn't put the intel in a position that isn't so easy to defend you can literally AFK if there's more than one engineer. 2Fort is fundamentally flawed and would need a huge overhaul, and at that point just play a good CTF map like Doublecross.
that's not a issue as you reasonably limit player numbers
the biggest issue is you cannot balance a map around 32 people
maybe 24 but most likely 9v9
a few extra entrances and a wider choke point with less sentries would pretty much fix almost all the problems and a few class adjustments would make the game much better for everyone to play except kids who just want to play braindead classes
None of those issues are tied to player count outside the engie stacking which even then I mentioned was possible with 2(two) engies. You only need one soldier or demo to carpet bomb any of the many corridors of the map with explosives or to camp the extremely exploitable spawns. You'll still get cucked out of any substantial healing unless you're near one of your spawns or you're close to the intel too. 2Fort was not designed around TF2's mechanics, and it's super obvious that it needs to be overhauled to fit them.
>make every corridor wider
>make map slightly bigger
>make new entrances in flag room
it's not that hard really
just follow some quake map design
like you could get a quake map modder to do this in less than half a hour to fix the map
sure hammer sucks but you could easily fix it
Good.
>Didn't get new weapons?
>Didn't get new balance changes?
>Good.
>More time to get better.
>Summer update got canceled?
>Good.
>We can focus on what we already have.
Uncle gay should kill himself
Sprays should be back
You should be able to go spectaror and Switch teams
Meet your match should be removed
Frick compgays
Frick tradegays
Frick unugays
But also Frick snipergays and pro critgays? What you tought i'm gonna be a contrarian like the bunch of shit on this board, Frick off
Base-
>But also Frick snipergays and pro critgays
you almost had me you stupid fricking Black person, go join uncle dane and his troony platoon
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guess you can go Frick yourself and join the same group of Black folk you're trying being a contrarian you seething b***h.
you can't just scream contrarian at people and hope it becomes true, the only people that b***h and cry about crits are redditgays and stupid homosexuals like you.
>you should be able to go to spectator and switch teams
frick no you should be able to switch teams but not go into spectator because shitheads will just wait in spectator see who's winning and then join that like spineless fricks
Thoughts on zesty?
he is a weird troony but his takes are reasonable
Polar opposite of the usual redditgays. It's not a compliment, he is the same kind of autistic Black person who has ruined TF2 but he got the opposite opinion.
If Valve were listening to him, every maps would just be corridor hell with each update buffing soldier and demoman
Has some degree of autism about "art style" and is straight up wrong about some things not fitting in the game eg:"Green doesn't fit in TF2".
And has some of the youtuber brainrot where [Weapon he doesn't like] Bad, and Valve needs to ruin it.
But otherwise he's generally more reasonable about TF2 since he doesn't automatically fall into the category of "TF2 Youtuber that genuinely doesn't like TF2 and wants to turn it into a generic first person slopper derivative of itself".
Contrarian whose whole identity is saying the oppsite shit of what the majority says. This sometimes leads to him making actual sense sometimes but usually it just devovles to him being so moronly wrong he makes autistic compgays seem high functioning.
Zesty replied to fishonastick's post with a pic of himself on /vg/ tf2 general , im 99% sure that he's lurking in this thread right now
What post?
He has reasonable takes but he acts like a manchild too much. Also Fatmagic is the only good tf2 youtuber.
Fatmagic cheats and is boring.
Like his takes but he has to stop caring about twittergays/redditgays saying bad things about him.
He says he doesn't care, but every time something comes up that might make them mad, he prefaces it and brings them up outta nowhere.
He just needs to do his own thing, stop talking about homosexuals who hate him, and do stuff he likes and enjoys.
He is a massive gay but is right about workshop corruption
TF2 is for sex offenders and redditors
I haven't played this game in years and yet I keep refreshing this thread just to see if Valve will actually bother shipping anything.
It'll just be a couple of maps and new hats.
Best case scenerio is a couple weapon reworks too.
Valve?
Ship?
anything?
you never learn anything do you?
>tf2 subreddit is still doing that moronic failed protest
should I request reddit admins to let me take the sub since the mods refuse to open it up?
I guess I can respect them for keeping that shit even today.
Especialy since subs such as
r/anarchism
r/communism
r/Frick Capitalism (or something like that)
Are now running like nothing happend.
Bring the old axtinguisher back
Sorry, pyro isn't allowed to be good anymore.
The funny thing is if they did people would still complain about it despite airblast being complete dogshit for reliably moving people.
Still can't believe the soldier and demo homosexuals managed to convince Valve that the air blast should put people into fricking BLAST STRAFE
Bring Back the Old Amby It was one of the few weapons that awarded your aming Skills.
No, spy mains deserve to suffer
>I’m extremely bad at the game and lack any and all situational and environmental awareness when I play
>frick over heavy with the minigun ramp up
>frick over pyro with the combo nerfs
>frick over spy with spawn highlights
>revert whiny demogays getting their crutch nerfed
>never touch soldier or scout
>fricking buff medic with the quick fix speed being applied to all mediguns
What the FRICK is their problem
pyro and soldier and demoman are community bias
so they get their shit and keep it unless it's broken beyond belief
despite being hold down m1 and kill
my favorite weapons? the scorch shot & backburner, obviously.
>tfw basically running out the clock before people realize that the backburner is a better phlog for getting around how fricked Pyro's flamethrower is after the "fix"
summer started not even 2 weeks ago
calm your pansy ass down
if 0 every Black person in this thread dies by the end of this month
if 1 the update gets delayed to the end of the month
if 2 all underages and anyone who played past the free 2 play update in tf2 die simultaneously
if 3 every "compgay" text field typer will get a invite level scout in their community and casual servers every single time plus will be replaced by another if kicked
if 4 every person below 6k hours gets vac banned for no particular reason other than them being think they have worthwhile opinions (they don't)
if 5 spy gets another buff is still ultimately dogshit
if 6 pyro can taunt cancel with phlog on demand without having to jump on someone's head nor have a engineer destroy a building underneath them, phlog also gets 2+ seconds of extra uber immunity
if 7 you couldn't play the game unless you've passed the in game tutorial which has been updated to include mandatory tier 3 rocket/sticky jumping maps which couldn't be cheated
if 8 all cosmetics will be as good as the ones added during 2007 to 2013, no meme shittery or homosexualry
if 9 sprays get enabled on valve servers again and couldn't be disabled even if you disable cl_allowdownload
if 10 every server will be filled at least 1 mic spammer per team and couldn't be kicked nor banned
dubs and tf2 threads are moved to /vg/ on sight
do you think they'll actually do an update-sized update or are we all still huffing copium and it's just gonna be the usual shit
Definitely copium
It'll be an update sized update, but the people will literally invent new standards for what qualifies as a major update WHILE it is downloading.
These gays don't even remember that the gibus, a paper bag with a face drawn on it, and a harvest reskin was a major update
to be fair I think regular harvest dropped at the same time and that's the best map in the game so it can carry an update on its own
If you want to qualify it as that, sure, but weren't a lot of places running the non-final version of Harvest?
i remember when the only hat you could get out of the then-brand new item drop system was the camera beard
i had 9 of them
Summer has never had maps, taunts, etc so its already more content than any previous summer update
New permanent maps is a big deal
I mean it'll be a Halloween/Smissmass update but in Summer, we don't even know if the maps will be permanent or timed.
Its going to be an update sized update minus a new sfm video, comic or theming. I bet you that will be the only difference between this and past major updates. The intern typing the blog post probably realized there's no way he could get any of the voice talent or animators at valve to make something for tf2 so he walked back expectations.
They brought in lowrie to record something probably for dota but he also voices sniper so who knows
Im sure the va's all would want to do it, but valve just isnt going to pay for it or do a new animation for it. Maybe they asked lowrie to record some new voice lines acknowledging the sniper bots or something cheeky like that, but that's about all Id be expecting and even that's a massive reach.
Sniper has a phone call taunt on the workshop so that might be what he recorded for
I cannot believe that soldiergays and demotrannies have psy-op'ed the community so hard that everyone only ever argues about nerfing sniper/scout/pyro while they themselves have some of the most outrageous weapons, items and abilities
its like every other class is simply supposed to be a paper target for those power hungry Black folk
>about nerfing sniper
Literally just make his rifle laser visible on zoom in and it's fine.
Scout is fine.
Pyro needs a total rework that'll never happen cause Jungle Inferno was his last shot and they blew it.
pretty much why i stopped playing tf2, those are the only two relevant classes and sticky spam with demo is only fun for so long (unless you're a shitter and you can't use anything else lol)
I think the simple fact that people cry about nerfing a class that's consistently placed in the lowest tier of effectiveness alongside spy is pretty insane.
Don't forget Valve actually did the fricking meme of giving pyro a jetpack to try and bandage the fact that new maps have No flaenks
And giving Pyro a gasoline throwable, that idea was being memed for years before Jungle Inferno.
You know speaking of, I wonder what'd be like if the Dragon's Fury had a chargable napalm ball instead of the Gas Passer being it's own thing.
Sure the Gas Passer is great and all, and it's great but it's mostly outclassed outside of the rare niche thing that you can throw it way back in the back lines and give Damage over time to things like soldier and heavy.
>no comic conclusion
Why even bother
I dropped tf2 when the skins were not even a thing is it a good time to come back?
Honestly, yeah, bots are more or less gone, and you only really have to deal with a sniper cheating maybe every 25 rounds.
I only saw like 1 or 2 bots today at 10AM or so EST
Now the much worse problem is actual cheaters who dont get kicked when their profile literally has multiple bans and you can tell theyre snapping to players
I saw two direct hit cheaters already this month
>the writer for the tf2 comics said that the final chapter story was done and that he'd be willing to release it if the comic was never finished
>he never actually released it
I just want fricking good war paints in the summer update and not another submission done by a basket weaver whose internet history consists of furry porn and bloody 9gag posts.
I saw a splatoon war paint with wears that change its color
We need more paints like that that incentivize getting worse wears
I agree, custom wears are something that add a lot to the identity of the guns and even the personality of the wielder
Too bad Valve suffered a stroke and cannot move their hands to do the minimal work of adding the custom code for those, but they got the time to VAC ban war paint artists who work with the game files.
My favourite has to be thise one though:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2998159278
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2967938704
This one is clever too
soft reminder that if you cant counter demoman's sticky launcher you have the iq of a grapefruit
It will have ZERO fixes for the bot problem.
Yeah sure
>Have to reactivate my steam guard so i cant use the market or trade for 15 days
Why the frick did they decide 15 days was acceptable
Because dumb mother frickers can't be bothered with verifying their trade to Beri Rear American Not China scam is actually real and losing their $6,900 CS:GO knife to zhang
why do so many people, including youtubers and Ganker itself, talk critique about TF2 as if Valve is going to listen to any of it and make an update addressing all the problems you bring up? Am I missing something, why does TF2 get so many armchair designers talking about shit, Dota2 players don't do this and that game gets regular balance changes based off community feedback.
>the only warpaint-able melee for Scout is the Mackrel
Why in the frick? I just wanna finish off my loadout and this fricks with my autism.
frick you for using that garbage called warpaints in the first place
>Recoloring Commando grade to some Self-Made/Community adjacent green
For what purpose?
Someone answer me why the FRICK does this nearly 20 year old game has better facial animations than other cartoony shooters that came out today? I swear that and the killcams are the highlights for me right so far, it's frickin paradise compared to the sweaty games I'm used to
source engine
it's magic
facial animation was one of the main focuses of the source engine. anything that uses it usually looks bretty gud
Really good shape keys.
One thing that really helps is all characters have automatic eye tracking. So you don't see soulless husks staring into space when you get up close to another character.
I noticed this mostly when I downloaded krystal fox and rouge the bat mods in Left 4 Dead 2. Made me blush and feel squeamish tbh
He's just like me
The game has perhaps a 100 different domination lines and if I write any single one of them, you'll remember the exact way it sounds and who said it to whom.
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Holy frick annon how u do that???
You guys don't deserve an update
fpbp
I'm right about almost everything, and I can say with complete confidence the tf2 community is a monstrous cancer tumor compared to actual tf2 fans
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