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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat frick

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute rat

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HYPERBEAM

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it still do 30 damage to the opponent on top of the 10 to itself if you don't call it right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUDGE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you do 30 damage and the coin flip decides whether you hurt yourself during the attack or not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, otherwise the text would have included an "instead".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is the reason why YuGiOh card effects have long descriptions.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't call anything. It says If tails, but it doesn't specify which Pikachu so if your opponent also has a pikachu then do 10 more damage to it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly Pokémon hasn't power crept nearly as hard as Yugioh has other than the numbers getting bigger.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          Was playing the Pokemon TCG GameBoy game on the Switch just yesterday. Frick it was fun. Almost wanted to play current TCG but then I remembered it's full of over the top stupid mechanics just like YuGiOh ended up doing. At least Magic stayed pretty even for its run with how it did new types of abilities and the block/standard set rules. Even if that was just a ploy to sell more cards.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for [...]

          No, but shit like Mega evolution, Z moves, GX and Radiant Pokemon, Terawhatever and 900hp Gigantamax. It's just dumb. Magic, which I stopped playing in 2018, was rarely full of stupid shit that just made things chaotic. The colors always remained same in their play style.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokémon hasn't power crept nearly as hard as Yugioh
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What in the frick is this thing?
            If it hadn't been for the water energy symbol I would never guess this was a pokemon. Jesus Christ.

            The card design is also dogshit. You never, ever remove borders like that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Inteleon G-max is just a shit design all around it has no fixing, at least the promo card's design looks somewhat cool.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damage Counter Pokémons, in general, shouldnt exist in the first place

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick is a Lost Zone? Where Game Freak put their creativity and decency?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lost zone is just banished pile

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Banished/Removed from play

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lost Zone is like, a special discard zone you cant recover cards from unlike the discarded cards Banished basically.
                Every other card game has it with different names.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This card would make YGO players piss and shit themselves
                For those unaware, Lost Zone in Pokemon Standard right now would be like if Gren Maju decks had multiple attackers and was Tier 1.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >+2 banish 2
                Yeah it would be a 3 of in literally every single deck. It would also be hilariously obscene in thunder dragons

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if Gren Maju decks had multiple attackers and was Tier 1.
                So, Floowandereeze

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >banish deck=gren maju
                No. It is about banishing shit yo get your big attacker to do things

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate GF as much as the next guy but this isn't their fault.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Yugioh power creep has advanced far far more and Vmax were much weaker than tag teams. Expanded is still ADP central for a reason

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what are the conditions for playing that card? (Also it counts 3x as much as a normal pokemon for winning the fricking game.)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are no special conditions. VMAX/VStar/EX cards play the same as basic pokemon. They are stronger but when they are KOed the reward is better.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not "basic" pokemon, normal single prized pokemon I mean.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It evolves from Inteleon V which is a basic Pokemon. Inteleon V is worth two prizes. Keep in mind that you only need to take 6 prizes to win. Honestly, Inteleon Vmax doesn't seem that strong to me to be worth three prizes. You can counter his ability by having a small/empty bench or playing Penny when your mons get beaten down and his attack isn't all that strong and has an annoying condition. He's rapid strike though so he has a lot of good card support which probably makes him good.
              I just picked the game back up very recently and I'm not super familiar with the meta.

              Pokemon is just a never ending
              >What the frick were they thinking

              His HP isn't especially high and it requires two energy types which uncommon and requires a specific type of deck, although Dragon Gale is quite strong he's still worth two prizes and has no resistances so you can beat him down with another strong attacker, even better if you pull him forward with Boss' Orders and OHKO him with something strong. Plus nothing is weak to dragon afaik.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yugioh has advanced in power creep to the point where games rarely last more than 2-3 turns. Pokémon also has set rotation which means that the power creep operates more on a sliding scale compared to everything around it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was going to say yugioh needs to get its shit together before games are decided on turn 1-2 but I remembered we just got out of a format were games were decided turn 0 half the time. New master rule when?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it doesn't specify which Pikachu so if your opponent also has a pikachu then do 10 more damage to it.
        ...JUDGE

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you aight yellow boi

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play Professor Oak.

    This allows me to draw seven (7) cards from my deck.

    I then play another Professor Oak.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i play imposter professor oak. i then play another imposter professor oak face down

      Actually, you can only play one Supporter card per turn.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhmmm incorrect sweety. Doesn't say that anywhere on the card.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Discard your hand
          >Get up and throw my cards in the rubbish

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >discard your hand
          >chop my hand off irl

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This would br the most powerful Yugioh card ever printed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cards that get printed even today in Pokemon would fricking break YGO. Professor's Research is basically if YGO had a card say "Discard your hand and draw seven cards. You cannot activate any other Spell cards the turn you activate this card".

            Pic related is basically a better Appointer of the Red Lotus but I don't anybody is playing it because of the level of draw & search PTCG has. Arceus V-STar and Pidgeot EX and more focused search effects make this card basically worthless.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Draw power isn't as strong in Pokémon as it is in Yugioh because of Pokemon's resource system (Energy Cards) but obviously it's still an absolute staple card. Half the power of Prof Oak in Yugioh wouldn't even be from the draw but being able to dump your entire hand into the Graveyard for free, since modern Yugioh has like 80 percent of its plays coming from the grave now anyway.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's true as well, Discard interaction in Pokemon is mostly just cards that can put things there back into play and the occasional meme attacks that scale based on how many of specific Pokemon are in the graveyard like Night March & United Wings.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy ever show up in anything?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I vaguely recall an OG series episode where Butch dressed up as a fake Professor Oak to steal Pokémon, but that might have been a fever dream.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imposter Oak is a weird relic, there's speculation that there was a time during Gold/Silver's development that the game's plot would have involved Prof Oak going missing, and Imposter Oak's design (drawn by Sugimori, the art lead for the games) showing up in the TCG around that intermediary time would have tied into that, but obviously none of that ended up in the final game at all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *empties your hand*
          Your move

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not the rocket hand rip loop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It also doesn't say that it can be played in the first case. A real shit card

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats only a rule in nu pokemon becauae support cards are extremely overfricking powered

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Supporter!=Trainer

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play imposter professor oak. i then play another imposter professor oak face down

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is fat pikachu so soulful?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it looks like an animal, like me in the Gym (Pokemon).

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call it

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tap one plains
    cast path to exile, target fat pikachu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tap one plains

      Wrong you didn't draw into an Plains first turn.
      Better luck next turn 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always annoyed me how Magic calls the deck the "library" sounds pretentious as frick

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's meant to be a rolaplaying thing.
        You know,
        >look at me i'm actually a wizard and these are my spells
        Except why the f*** would a wixard have picture books about lands in there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can be a wizard AND a real estate agent

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nature is great and i like art

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, you stupid frick

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out this crazy hot meme Ganker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker, Ganker is down the hall and to the left

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All right, I found the answer. The Japanese card has yellow cheeks. When WotC was making the English version, they recolored Pikachu's cheeks to red, but later found out the cheek pads are intended to flash yellow when using thunder attacks and reverted the art to match the original Japanese. That's why some early Pikachu cards have red cheeks while reprints have the intended yellow.

    As for why they recolored red to yellow there are two theories:
    1. They thought the Japanese artist made a mistake, and colored Pikachu's cheeks to match their image of Pikachu. They did not realize the red pads turn yellow when attacking.
    2. They intentionally changed the cheeks to match iconic Pokemon imagery in which Pikachu is always displayed with prominently red cheeks. They may have known the cheeks turn yellow when attacking, but wanted the TCG card to match the usual image that has red cheeks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the English one with red cheek pads.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the English one with red cheek pads.

      based fat pikachu autist

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the English one with red cheek pads.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        over 20 years and I never noticed pikachu flipping the bird all this time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just noticed it too. I wonder what other visual wonders lie in the Pokemon Base Sets...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grading a reissue card

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the English one with red cheek pads.

      very intredasting thanks anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the English one with red cheek pads.

      I think I still like how Amerifat Pikachu looks with those red pads better than japanese pikachu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jibun ni mo 10 damage
      so 30 dmg to opponent + 10 dmg to yourself

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chain effect veiler

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quick: Discard this card and target 1 opposing Effect Monster; negate its effects until the End Phase

      Fricking hell Yugioh.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't open this or you might go insane.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          why did yugioh become a leftie meme?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do the people who have to make this work in video game form go insane or what.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you were trying to make it shorter that doesn't work. You've removed limitations from it.

        It WAS only allowed to activate during one single phase of your opponent's turn, now you've made it infinitely better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Quick: Discard this card and target 1 opposing Effect Monster; negate its effects until the End Phase

          Fricking hell Yugioh.

          Oh, and also "send to the graveryard" and "discard" aren't the same thing so now it triggers different things than it's supposed to. Keyword gays are moronic. We already have what keywords we can so you are either demanding the game be dumbed down or you want 8000 keywords to learn because even most similar effects are slightly different.

          Either you want a shittier game, the cards can simply say exactly what it does, or you now need to carry a 300+ page glossary with you. Which do you prefer?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To play a better game

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            When you say, "send to the graveyard", you obfuscate the game.
            Veiler has 4 different ruling gotchas one one fricking card.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >When you say, "send to the graveyard", you obfuscate the game
              to a moron, maybe. people that actually play the game understand what a cost is.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            just make up a keyword for "discard but it doesn't count as discard because screw you"
            may as well call it Discard2 or something

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it always when someone complains about keywords that he doesn't know what he's talking about?
            One of the reasons why YGO has such long texts is to have specific wording because of moronic things like
            >"send to the graveyard" and "discard" aren't the same thing
            Things like sending a card to the graveyard doesn't count as "destroying" is stupid

            >or you now need to carry a 300+ page glossary with you
            lmao
            At least try to watch someone else play a game with keywords/symbols before you complain

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most important one is that you can't veiler under Macro or D-Shifter, but if it said "discard," you could.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does it need to say that bit about "negate the effects of that face-up monster"? I guess it's implying if your opponent flips it face down and back up, or removes it from the field and resummons it, the negation is cancelled?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one genuinely knows and judges just make up rulings for these exact situations.

            >If the effect of Effect Veiler resolves, and the targeted monster is then flipped face-down, its effect(s) will no longer be negated, even if it is flipped face-up again later that turn

            Does that even make sense? Maybe.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The face down part is mostly to tell you what you can target.
            Flipping shit can be use to avoid effects like Veiler
            >activate x
            >chain Veiler
            >chain Book of moon
            >chain resolves back up
            >BoM flios monster
            >Veiler fizzles because target is not face up
            >x effect goes up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care. That main phase clause is stupid if it's a quick effect.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No otherwise you'd be enabling a bunch of otk with a hand trap being used in the damage step

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, in addition to the others, with the current wording, Veiler's negation wears off in the grave, but with your wording it doesn't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >inadvertently makes the card even better
        morons that don't play or understand yugioh should refrain from commenting on yugioh cards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Effect Veiler a girl?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take a seat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gnaw isn't an effect what the hell is that gonna do

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I evolve my Eevee into gay pride Flareon and attach 1 Fire Energy card to it, I pass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this card out of a pack as a kid and I held it up to get some better light, but then a strong gust of wind sucked it out of the car window crack. It was foil and I was devastated.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        based god dabbing on morons like you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with

        based god dabbing on morons like you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so much fricking soul these arts had

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I summon human Black rose Dragon and she strangles your fat Pikachu to death. I win.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i summon sexy rat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Servant of Onani

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summon hitmonchan
    Jab
    I hope you got something on your bench.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont do that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Summon hitmonchan

      That's not fair you retroactively figured that out in 2023 no one knew that in 1999.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People did figure out haymaker quickly according to that one video we all got recommended by youtube.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's bullshit. fricking 19 year olds figured it out.
          No fricking kid figured out Hitmanchan and Plus Power.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fricking 19 year olds figured it out
            And they told their little brothers/sisters and build their decks for them for kids tournaments.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Machop can do the same and I bet a lot of people had that since it came in the starter set.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i liked machop and machoke as secondary attackers in the gb game. machoke does minimum 60 or some shit with his base attack.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit was printed in magazines within a year anon

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute how the original cards are just burned into your mind.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Gets gnawed* EEEEEYOUCH!

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does no damage because my rapidash rolled protect on agility

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a horse? Are you a girl?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a horse, the horse that carried me through GB TCG no sweat
        Unfortunate the second game is more demanding so you can't just use the same deck the entire time

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lunch time at school
    >Just before bell rings
    >some kid throws his entire collection in a rage on the basketball court and walks off
    >Pick up the entire 200 card spread across the court and bring it to class

    Playground Pokemon TCG stories are good fun.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even worth collecting modern Pokemon cards today?

    There's even full art character and Pokemon cards that are pretty neat but I'm not going to buy a bajillion boosters that are overpriced and scalped to oblivion by investortards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy singles Anon
      Especially the Japanese ones
      If you buy a full art character/pokemon cards 90% of them will cost less than $10
      Lot of them are in the $1 - $5 range

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it even worth collecting modern Pokemon cards today?

        Pokemon is kind of the only collectible card game at the moment in a sense. The full arts look amazing.

        It's cheaper than you'd think, and they sell for heaps too. But whatever, I don't need to shill the LARGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE ON EARTH.

        Where can you buy singles that aren't scams and not played to hell?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Japan.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too far.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Where can you buy singles that aren't scams and not played to hell?

          Most places that are selling singles are selling them to you in mint condition.
          I've never even heard of a shop selling previously played (non-holographic) cards.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most places that are selling singles are selling them to you in mint condition.
            What places?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ANY place. Any Ebay store, any local game shop. Anywhere.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where can you buy singles that aren't scams and not played to hell?

              Most places that are selling singles are selling them to you in mint condition.
              I've never even heard of a shop selling previously played (non-holographic) cards.

              most websites have listings that tell you what condition the card is in, you can buy them from pack fresh all the way to chewed on by a dog and put in a blender
              tcgplayer is one site i used as a magic player years ago that i know sells pokemon but other sites like ebay have them too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          TCG player
          Pokemon is cheap to get inkto because only waifu cards are worth anything.
          Foil VMax pokemon go for like $2.50

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pokemon is cheap to get inkto because only waifu cards are worth anything.
            which waifus are expensive?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lillie and Charizard

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically every card is sub $5 unless its a full art pokegirl

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >$600 for Shillie
                Hory shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair shes the most expensive

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I saw a video where a guy tested what was supposed to be a budget deck, but since he sprung for Full Art for each copy of Iono it costed hundreds of dollars instead, with Pidgeot EX being the only other card in the list above $10

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                not my queen

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Both Iono full arts are going for moron prices out of the gate.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ENTER

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Money laundering.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it even worth collecting modern Pokemon cards today?

      Pokemon is kind of the only collectible card game at the moment in a sense. The full arts look amazing.

      It's cheaper than you'd think, and they sell for heaps too. But whatever, I don't need to shill the LARGEST MEDIA FRANCHISE ON EARTH.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not supposed to buy random boosters if you want to collect, just struggle to find the cards you're aiming for as singles for a decent price. You can buy displays if you want the thrill of cracking packs and want to start collecting a full set of an expansion.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw that Pokemon is about to remake/remaster the Base set and turn it into a paypiggy luxury item.

    Gotta buy those and display it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trailer is WMAF

      What did Pokemon mean by this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy attached a Double Colourless energy to the charizard he can't even use the Fire Spin these people don't even know their own game they're marketing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, please read to me the text of Charizard's Pkmn Power.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That card reminds me of my most ridiculous pull of all time.
          One day I was at my FLGS to play DnD and Pokemon XY evolutions had just come out. I buy a pack.
          I pull a Brock's grit full art and some dude next to me goes nuts. Offers to buy it from me for 8 euros. I say "It's cool, bro, just buy me 2 boosters and it's yours."
          I then proceed to pull another Brock's grit and a Mega Charizard EX. The guy then calls his dad to transfer him some money to his bank account to buy two more booster packs for me because he needs a playset of BG for his deck.
          Which then proceeds to pull TWO XY evolutions Charizards, one in each pack. I was ecstatic for some reason but also kinda annoyed because I had to ask my friends for sleeves to keep the cards clean and they didn't have many spares.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking of buying it but it's like $150 so screw it

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else love how in the gba game literally every specialist basically just uses a colorless type deck with like one or two pokemon of their type thrown in. Its extremely funny to me. I dont i even saw the electric guy or the fire guy play any of their types

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't attach any energy.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what sleeves, toploaders and binders are you using?
    i have an old base set venusaur card whose back got stuck to its sleeve

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using sleeves
      >bringing a binder to the card shop
      >

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't even place an energy card on it
    Um excuse me but stop breaking the rules. I place my drowzee and put one psychic energy on it. I use pound which as you know pounds your whole deck into the ground and means I win. Give me all your pokemon cards now or I'm telling my mom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pound
      just like my naughty pictures..

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the mad Pikachu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        looking fully delitized

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ew! gross!
        >kinda' cute though!

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the GBC TCG game yesterday, wish the game was bigger.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the card pool was more interesting.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best version

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DCE
    PlusPower
    PlusPower
    PlusPower
    Pluspower

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that boy aint right

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I overlay to xyz summon Traptrix Pinguicula and I uhh...start to furiously jerk off....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I TOLD YOU TO STOP BRINGING THAT DARN TRAP TRUCK DECK TO LOCALS

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a girl

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone stop me from buying this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fall for the cardboard crack anon, I almost relapsed just because this thread made me look up the latest sets in Japan, be strong with me, say no to drugs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that guaranteed?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure you'd make the same face.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The newer Charizard just dropped!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda want this but also don't want to buy a 36-pack

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, glad to see my homie Plus-Alpha finally getting his OC canonized!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It may be charizard but that some damn cool art

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was playing TCGO yesterday with this deck, holy shit you get a 220+ attack basically for free.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just when I wondered what the nips were thinking with these text-design combos it is of course the localizers, again.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being a Charizard collector

          You must be broke to buy all the cards

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it can't be done, not only for all the wanking that Charizard gets, its cards are literally the most expensive because normalgays love "MUH DRAGON"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quick search says there's been almost 100 different Charizard printings over the years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I hadn't bought Pokemon cards in over 17 years, and wanted to smell the cards, I bought one pack and then this was looking at me. I was like "lol wonder if this is any good or rare". Googled it and got a case for it. Now I want to buy more cards.... Am I even gonna play it ever...?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          put the codes at the back of the boosters on TCG live and you will

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do the codes I get include the cards I pulled or how does it work?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes, but most of the times is random pulls

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are booster packs israeli or are you guaranteed rares/holos?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think in a booster you're guaranteed a shiny kind of card, but it could be as lame as just a shiny potion or shiny mareep or some shit. however, i splurged last this month on about 12 boosters and i actually got a fair amount of good shiny cards and shiny full art.
            i wouldn't recommend anyone ever buy goddamn trading cards, but it seems pokemon at least makes it pretty fair. in one booster i got a shiny EX, and two shiny full art cards.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently they now put two reverse holos per pack and the guaranteed rare is always holo now too, but the price of a pack is higher now too. Also obviously ultra rares and above are not guaranteed, so don't expect a card like that anon got in every pack. Rule of thumb is to always buy single cards, so that way you know what you're getting.

              So that's why folks are buying those entire booster boxes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently they now put two reverse holos per pack and the guaranteed rare is always holo now too, but the price of a pack is higher now too. Also obviously ultra rares and above are not guaranteed, so don't expect a card like that anon got in every pack. Rule of thumb is to always buy single cards, so that way you know what you're getting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought this. Outside of the promos this was the only holo I got in 17packs (I actually got an extra one). I normally get decent luck though so not too bothered.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Discard cards from your deck until only 1 remains

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steelix card
        >dex entry discusses Onix

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh God make it stop make these products stop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latest cash-in on the Kanto nostalgia.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks more soulful than Paldea Evolved and Obsidian Flames.

          I bet that thing will come with Kanto gym leader/E4 full art.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they don't make change from the Japanese set then I believe there's only Giovani and Erika.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              My bad, there's also Bill and Daisy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just ordered Obsidian Flames EB from Amazon (it was $40 relatively cheap), I skipped Paldea Evolved but I would die to have some of the special Miraidon cards.

            pic related gets me hard

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are Elite Trainer Boxes more economical than buying those 36-pack booster display boxes?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I buy the Elite Boxes for the freebies, since I haven't bought one since like SnS I decided to go for it, but the 36-pack booster is a better investment card wise speaking.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What freebies?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                things like coins, dices, and status counters (I think some EB bring mats)

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Basic
              >Free double tutor
              >220 damage
              This game is fricked

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Son, do you think that's fricked? just look at this

                GX Tag Teams (cards that had multiple Pokemon on them) were Sun Moon era and the best ones were fricking ridiculous. They were all Basics and each had a GX Move that was once per game but busted to frick if pulled off. VMax are the Gigantamax equivalent where you "evolve" them over a Pokemon V which are 2-prize Basics, and VMax are just big numbers in exchange for being 3-prize, but the best ones are very strong. VStar was the walk back to a 2-prize V evolution that have V Star Powers which are once per game, and now in SV era there's EXs which are further powered down since the Basics aren't that powerful and EX evolution Pokemon still need to evolve into that state.

                Pic related is the peak of power creep in Pokemon. Nothing will ever be this bad ever again. Also, Standard does not have a banlist and never has so this shit was legal until it rotated.

                and this

                The newer Charizard just dropped!

                miraidon is a smalltime.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tera Zard is only that good because it hits Garde & Mew for weakness and has a comeback mechanic. Stage 2 EXs aren't anywhere near as fricked as Tag Teams or the best VMAX/VSTAR mons.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also accelerates the energy to himself. It is a very good card.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very much so, but EX is a good way to bring two-prizers down to size. Now we just let Mew & Arceus rotate out.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And battle vip pass.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And unlike Miraidon that 180 attack can be spammed.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checkmate

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a grown ass man. Read the fricking card text.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Many of them were drawn by the Ken Sugimori himself.
    https://www.serebii.net/card/dex/artist/kensugimori.shtml

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the Sugimori drawings floating in the middle of a nondescript background are what he was refering to when he said great, I like the guy but most of his cards suck.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I disagree. Having said that, the best looking cards are the modelling clay ones.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The yuka morii cards were always my favourite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://pkmncards.com/artist/yuka-morii/

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This cute bugger is the meta's best anti-Mew tech card

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              ENTER

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              gotta love opening it against anything else though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really makes the lack of sideboard hurt, but 60-card decks plus sideboard plus prizing sounds like a recipe for big salt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If there were sideboards in pokemon you could just board into a completely different deck

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love how pokemon cards can have wildly varying art and yet it all fits perfectly.
              Other TCGs are often far too busy or inconsistent in their frames and regularly get confusing because of it. Sure there are some slipups in the PTCG but the level of consistency is much higher while having everything from traditional to digital to CGI renders and clay modelling like these cards.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Love these claybois so much

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure most Sugimori cards aren't him, just gets credited for the artwork.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds moronic, I meant he draws the Pokémon, someone just puts it on the background and credits him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinkin of beedrill

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you evolving?
          Thinken of Beedrill

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the level do in pokemon cards?
    Like the fat Pikachu in OP is lvl 12, what does that mean?
    I can figure out rest of the stuff on the cards but that one eludes me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, it's just flavour text and differntiates the cards slightly. The TCG GB game would refer to the levels so you could tell the difference without having to check.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just to differentiate the cards by name, lvl 12 Pikachu will be different from level 14 Pikachu (different HP, different moves, different art, probably comes from a different set, etc.)

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CAN'T JUST DRAW 7 CARDS THIS ISN'T FAIR

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm killing this game this game is for babies I'm watching YouTube on the side not even concentrating this game for little kids bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meta deck takes no skill
      whoa!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lake stadium
      >Just a hole on the ground with no water.
      The programmers could have even tried.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The stadium doesnt change the background, the pokemon active doea. In that case its the Tusk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Has a better deck
      >winning
      Woah
      >attaching energies to cram
      Lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attaching energies to cram
        >Lol
        Its a jet energy. It was probably used to jump cramorant from the bench to active and also it gives them a retreat option later.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like you are actually in a losing position. Of they bosses order you you are up a creek

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember seeing my pokemon card binder some 10 years ago
    >Must be worth a lot now
    >Search everywhere, cant find it
    >Ask my dad, tells me "Those old things, i gave them away""
    >I blow up in distress
    >Tells me "I was just teasing you""
    >Somehow feel, like thats what actually happened and he just said that to smooth things over

    frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a first edition Charizard as a kid and some kid beat me up and took it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had near the complete 150. Even had a mew card or two that you could only get by being in the official pokemon leauge and winning matches in tournaments.

        Long story short, my friend stole the binder in middle school. Another based friend, cant even remember who it was, told me he did it. Managed to get it back, but he kept some of the better ones for himself like the mews. Reported it to the principal and he told me i was lucky to get back what i did.

        Some years later after college, i gave his GF a foot massage and she let me eat her pussy on two occassions. So i guess it evened out in the end somewhat. Karma i guess

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i gave his GF a foot massage and she let me eat her pussy
          It's the same ballpark.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i gave his GF a foot massage and she let me eat her pussy on two occassions

          THE GIRLFRIEND STOLE THE BINDER TOO

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you won bro, didn't even get to frick her, just ate the hole he was dunking his wiener and balls into. Owned bro. When you were tonguing his dead spermatozoa off the walls of her pussy did you think "yeah, take that for stealing my Pokemon cards"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you ate his cum from his GF's pussy and consider that a win?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >staying friends with someone who stole thousands of dollars from you
          >eating out but not fricking his girlfriend
          >he probably blasted her earlier that day and needed it cleaned which is why she let you eat her out
          >best case scenario you got her worked up so she went and fricked the hell out of him
          >thinking this makes you even
          I think this is some bizarre form of cuckoldry. At least humiliation fetishistic bullshit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she let me eat her pussy
          anon his wiener was in there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some homosexual kid offered to suck my dick so I beat him up and took his pokemon cards

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *kicks down your door*
    *slaps your ass*
    *bangs your girlfriend*
    *eats the last piece of leftover pizza you had in your fridge without asking you if you wanted it*

    What the frick do you do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him to slap my ass again, harder.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I jab

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Machop, use Low Kick!!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda dumb know that i think about. Huge defined arms, but stubby feet and they make him kick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's why it only deals 20

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally nobody remembers this game even though it was pretty good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Figuratively everyone remembers it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some homosexual kid offered to suck my dick so I beat him up and took his pokemon cards

        It got released recently on the Nintendo online service, many people just replayed it.

        I can't think of one single person that does not remember this game.

        literally nobody knows that game has a sequel

        alright I lied, many people remember it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got released recently on the Nintendo online service, many people just replayed it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't think of one single person that does not remember this game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally nobody knows that game has a sequel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew that, it isn’t as unknown as you like to think. Obscurity is not interesting.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, the Team Rocket wonky card art looked fun IRL but it didn't transcribe well in game, for shame.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same reason I didn't like it much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the sequel has some of the best vidya music of the era

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this game was great, playing the og feels incomplete after this one since rocket has some cool cards

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there an English version of this anywhere or am I stuck forever wanting what I cannot have?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It got a fan translation a ways back.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, I'll try to find it. Man do I miss being a kid.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    4x Hitmonchan
    4x Scyther
    4x Electabuzz
    4x Pluspower
    4x Bill
    4x Professor Oak
    4x Energy Removal
    4x Super Energy Removal
    3x Energy Retrieval
    3x Computer Search
    1x Itemfinder
    1x Scoop Up
    8x Fightan Energy
    8x Electric Energy
    4x Double Colorless Energy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      old trainers were so fricking nuts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because you could use more than one per turn, generally speaking modern trainers are far more busted that older ones.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait... People actually play the pokemon cards? it's not just degenerate youtuber collectors?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies love Pokemon. People sit in huge convention centers and play rounds and rounds of it while commentators in their 40s speak really professionally about a Gardevior.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was kind of a mess at first but there's been plenty of metas where it was in a good place. Once shit like Arceus V-Star (dude 2-card splashable search engine that can double as a solid attacker or even a way to spread energy to V Pokemon lmao) rotate out I think the current meta will be pretty healthy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly just people """"""""investing""""""""" in the cards but yeah there are people that play the actual game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just realised that those Youtube people don't even care about the Pokemon TCG, they just ride the brand name and open products.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course not, they were just told you can make money by selling and/or scalping them

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a holographic Haunter in my first pack
    >thought it was a misprint from the factory
    >was convinced by an older kid that it was worthless and gave it to him for free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon and RuneScape both taught me people will lie, cheat and steal.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        same...I got 'hacked' in runescape as a kid because I fell for one of those "enter your password to get 1m gold" sites

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    video games?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick video games.
      >Baldur's Gay 3
      >Front Mission VI
      >Barry still making FFXVI threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dead

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't even remind me, I lost so much and the new avatars managed to be even worse than those placeholders.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >new avatars

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there any reason they refuse to make a good Pokemon TCG game? They keep being hideous and poorly put together.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is there any reason they refuse to make a good Pokemon TCG game?
            Ill raise you one and ask:
            Is there any reason they refuse to make a good Pokemon game?

            They dont give a shit anymore. The cheapest thing prints money from them just because they have pikachu

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was mostly hypothetical, but yes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dead

        We'll never get a fully fledged RPG like the Gameboy games ever again because of this shit.
        Imagine if it was like Yu-Gi-Oh and we got new games every year or so. Would be like little time capsules of each TCG era.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Would be like little time capsules of each TCG era

          Those days are gone. You can thank Hearthstone and Shadowverse for that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine if it was like Yu-Gi-Oh and we got new games every year or so
          lmao
          Also for some reason peak YGO videogames are the ones that don't follow the actual card game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dead

        I tried the "online" one, the artwork and general design of the client looked like it was done by 9 years for 9 year olds (yes I know it's pokemon). But I just couldn't play it

        Is the "live" one any better?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is the "live" one any better?
          hahahaha
          no. Its glitched as frick, UI is bad... horrible client.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            and yet is wuite literally the only way that alot of us have to play the fricking TCG.

            ffs, TPCi ain't gonna miss a fricking paypig if they give us a new TCG game on console.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              For all the shit I give yugioh as a game, Master Duel client is incredibly good and it is always improving. TCG Live is fricking crap like, SUPER crap.

              A shame there are no other ways to play poke tcg online. I've read there were some guys making an unofficial client but those news died quick so no idea if it's being worked on or dropped.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                to this day I don't understand why in the name of the frick there isn't an Showdown equivalent for TCG.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                TCG is not as popular as the actual VG battles. A shame though. Even if simple in its mechanics, the pokeTCG is really fun to play.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, TCG is not poorgay friendly so it really never had a chance of taking off, unlike the VG where the only you needed was the cart and your console to get started.

                I just got into the TCG once I was an adult with a job that let me buy stuff, is a damn shame.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                PTCG is the most poorgay friendly of major TCGs by far. You can get a playable Standard deck for under $50 and even have a choice of which you want for the most part. Move the cutoff to $100 and you can basically play anything as long as you don't get full arts.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ohh, I know that but even then, the entry barrier is too high for broke ass kids or poorgays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It'd probably cut into physical sales too much for them to allow it, especially if it was completely free like Showdown. There's definitely a digital-only playerbase out there who'd spend money on it but it's a very fine line between a client that's utter dogshit and no one uses or one that's so good it edges out physical sales which are way more profitable.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the opposite. If Yu-Gi-Oh games cut into their TCG's sales then they would have stopped making them twenty years ago. A decent console game could attract people who've never played the game before.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Playing a card game integrated into a full story and adventure mode parallel to the anime/manga
                vs
                >Sitting in a shit card shot under fluorescent lights on a fold out table playing against a fat man

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If someone's unwilling to do the latter then they wouldn't buy any cards to begin with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Konami execs more or less told that MD eclipse OGC in players, help that automated nature make game far more easier to follow for both sides and weed out cheating.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep this shit installed on my PC and like once every few months will get drunk and open it up and try to 100% all the trainer challenges.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't anymore bruh, it has been dead for like a year.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vacation in greece with my kid brother
    >buy him a pokemon booster because what the frick
    >costs like €2 and has like 30 rare and foil and cool pokemon
    thank you based greek counterfeiters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malaka, 2 euro is one gyro. You spent it on Bulbasaur.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can spend it on bulbasaur because I am a bulgeasaur (the bulge being my fat wallet)

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this card worth 300,000 dollars in US dollars?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the same reason they shill Charizard for like the 10000th time, nostalgia.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You play Pokémon card game, huh?
    Well, explain the rules then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc you have to knock out opponents pokemon until you collect 6 prize cards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a while but
      >Draw 7 cards
      >Put 1 basic Pokemon as your active Pokemon face down, up to 5 on the bench, then 6 face down prize cards
      >Flip a coin to see who goes first, flip Pokemon face up
      >Each turn you can attach 1 energy card, use trainer cards (only 1 supporter a turn), use abilities and retreat (if you have enough energy)
      >You can't attack on the first turn if you go first, also can't evolve the turn you put a Pokemon in play
      >If it's not your first turn you can attack if you have enough energy
      >If you knock out an opponent's Pokemon take one of your prizes (some let you take 2 or 3)
      >You win if you take all 6 or if your opponent has no Pokemon left
      I miss anything?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Start with 8000 Life points
      >Place 5 shields face down
      >Put one Basic Pokemon face down, then yell, "Stand up, Pokemon!" and flip it
      >Draw 3 cards and mulligan
      >play 1 energy and tap it
      >summon 1 pokemon, move 1 core onto it
      >Win by getting all 7 Pokeballs

      Easy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just kinda lay down cards with cute animals on them until someone walks by with a disgusted expression, then you pick everything up and leave out of shame

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >until someone walks by with a disgusted expression

        This is why I won't play card games in public until Konami does real holograms.
        Then the school bullies won't tease me when they see Beaver Warrior if he real.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been a long while since I last played, but here's what I remember:
      0. Make sure both you and your opponent each have a deck of exactly 60 cards, in which no single card is found more than 4 times except for basic Energy cards
      1. Decide the number of Price Cards each of you will set, between 1 and 6, to decide the general length of the match.
      2. Each player shuffles his opponent's deck
      3. Flip a coin to decide who plays first
      4. Each player draws 7 cards and has to put at least one of his Basic Pokémon card in play as their Active Pokémon, and can put up to five of their other Basic Pokémon card on their Bench
      4.1 If a player draws no Basic Pokémon, he has to show his hand to his opponent, shuffle his hand into his deck and draw 7 new cards until he gets a Basic Pokémon. Each time he shuffles his deck this way, his opponent may choose to draw an additional card.
      5. The players set their 1-6 Price Cards face down from the top of their decks. Each time you KO an opponent's Pokémon, you get to draw one of your Price Card.
      6. The player who won the coin toss starts their turn. For the first turn of the match, they do not get to draw a card, otherwise from there on, a player MUST draw a card from their deck at the start of each of their turn. If you have no card to draw in your deck at the start of your turn, you forfeit the match and your opponent wins.
      7. Turns are devised in three phases:
      I - Draw a card
      II - Play cards from your hand as long as you're allowed to do so (you can only attach one Energy card to any of your Pokémon in play per turn, you can only play one Supporter card per turn, you cannot evolve a Basic or Stage 1 Pokémon the same turn you've put them in play, etc.). In this phase, you can also do actions like use Pokémon Powers, switch your Active Pokémon by paying its retreat cost
      III - If your Active Pokémon has enough Energy cards attached to it, choose one of your Active Pokémon's Attack to attack your opponent, ending your turn

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        8. You win the match once you draw your last Price Card, your opponent has no Pokémon on his Bench to replace a defeated Active Pokémon or your opponent cannot draw a card at the start of his turn.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a red cheeks Pikachu card, should’ve bought one back when they were cheaper.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing the base set and collecting all the theme decks

    Is the game still the same?

    Should I buy Scarlet and Violet or Paldea Evolved or Obsidian Flames?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the game still the same?

      It actually is. Pokemon has the least mechanical evolution of all the major card games.
      All that basically changed is that now there are big fat cards called V pokemon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you just want to collect? Just look the sets up on Pokecollector if you don't want to go in blind.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the delay effect of Purge of the Royal Knights to play Leopardmon out from Yggdrasil_7D6's sources. Leopardmon uses his effect to reduce the play cost of a royal knight by 4 in addition to the effect of Yggdrasil_7D6 which is currently reducing play cost by 10 to play Omnimon for free. Omnimon plays Gankoomon, Dynasmon, and Jesmon from Yggdrasil's sources, gives all of my Digimon Rush for the turn and trashing Yggdrasil. Dynasmon reveals the top 4 cards of the deck, adding 1 Magnamon and 1 Gallantmon, then Dynasmon's other effect triggers and deletes all level 4 and lower on my opponent's board. Gankoomon plays a Sistermon Ciel from trash, who reveals the top 3 and adds another Omnimon to hand. Jesmon deletes my opponent's Digimon with a total combined DP of 16000 or less, and Leopardmon gives all of my Royal Knights blocker until the end of the next turn. Due to Jesmon's other effect, all of my Digimon gain +5000 DP, and Ciel gives all of my Royal Knights reboot.
    Attack 6 times with rush. If I somehow didn't win already, evolve Gankoomon into Omnimon, delete another Digimon, then everything reboots on my opponent's unsuspend phase.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shh, don't tell people Digimon is the better game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody will care until it has an online client, and even then the MtG/YGO/Pokemon Big 3 won't be broken by Digimon of all things, and neither will One Piece or Lorcana even if they get clients.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lorcana
          Aren't those packs $15 a piece? lmao

          And personally I don't care if any of the big 3 get supplanted, as long as I can keep having comfy 8-24 man locals, I'm happy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC Lorcana is still technically pre-release explaining all the high prices but it's still insane and I don't expect the Disney TCG to be the cheap one.
            >saw that a deck built around Stitch & Dr. Facilier was meta, which is cool because Stitch & Facilier are great characters
            >Look up price
            >Nearly $300

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Pokemon even have an equivilant of Arena/YGOs one?
          It has that random website one that sucked ass last I checked

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They just launched a new one called PTCG Live that replaced the one that they had going for fricking 11 years, and it's mostly a sidegrade outside of visuals that look less like an edutainment game from the early 00s.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Combo chud moment

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to play again, but my friends don't want to and I don't want to be the weird nearly 30 year old guy who has to play against kids at the LCS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't wory, kids can't pay for pokemon cards these days.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking of buying something
      >Eh I'll get it tomorrow
      >walk out the store
      >watch a dad and his kid walk in

      You'd just be babysitting wouldn't you?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't do anything! My Mewtwo is invincible!
    >Heh...
    >W-What's so funny!?
    >I knew you'd play Mewtwo. Your pride couldn't let you not play it
    >S-Say what?
    >But in your arrogance, you failed to realize a valuable element: That Mewtwo is knee deep in water!
    >S-So what? My Mewtwo can withstand whatever you throw at it! A little water won't hurt!
    >That's where you're wrong Anon. I summon Fat Pikachu!
    >Fat Pikachu? It only has 30 attack, what good will that do?
    >Go Fat Pikachu! Lighting Strike!
    >Uwaaaa! No! Mewtwo!
    >That's right. Water powers up electricity by 10,000, so he's new attack is...
    >10,030!!!
    >No way!
    >Pikachu! Dark Electric Attack!
    >Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      high quality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FACT

      black weebs are the funniest homies to play with

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was playing the Pokemon TCG GameBoy game on the Switch just yesterday. Frick it was fun. Almost wanted to play current TCG but then I remembered it's full of over the top stupid mechanics just like YuGiOh ended up doing. At least Magic stayed pretty even for its run with how it did new types of abilities and the block/standard set rules. Even if that was just a ploy to sell more cards.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll put out my dragonair, even though it has 60 damage on it

    oh boy, and now it has three energy on it...

    SLAM ATTACK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Two tails in your path

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I evolve my Jigglypuff, add a double energy to the energy I played last turn, then fill up my bench with Clefairy Dolls and first stage evolutions.
    Do The Wave, knock out Pikachu, take my first prize. Your turn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You took a prize, but what did you really win...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what did you really win
        I get to finish the match faster and go play a better TCG, that's what I win.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tcg ruined with all the vmax crap

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3-prizers were a mistake but Tag Teams were worse than VMax and VMax is finally starting to leave, only Mew is really that relevant anymore since VStar and EX are more common.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait. 3 prizers? I got behind in the 2 pricers, what cards are 3 pricers?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          GX Tag Teams (cards that had multiple Pokemon on them) were Sun Moon era and the best ones were fricking ridiculous. They were all Basics and each had a GX Move that was once per game but busted to frick if pulled off. VMax are the Gigantamax equivalent where you "evolve" them over a Pokemon V which are 2-prize Basics, and VMax are just big numbers in exchange for being 3-prize, but the best ones are very strong. VStar was the walk back to a 2-prize V evolution that have V Star Powers which are once per game, and now in SV era there's EXs which are further powered down since the Basics aren't that powerful and EX evolution Pokemon still need to evolve into that state.

          Pic related is the peak of power creep in Pokemon. Nothing will ever be this bad ever again. Also, Standard does not have a banlist and never has so this shit was legal until it rotated.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that fricking GX ability
            what the frick were they thinking? I wish mainline treated Arceus this way, powercreeped until the end of time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon is just a never ending
              >What the frick were they thinking

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are stage 2 pokemon reprinted as basic? Why not just make a Pokemon Breeder type of effect but better? This direction is just fricking lazy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a promo. That's why.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no weaknesses

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHEER HEART ATTACK

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love hits homie but he isnt as good to use with current meta

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Weakness: fairy
            Why they removed fairy type from the game?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This fricking card made me quit for a while frick ADP. Single handedly ruined single prize decks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And now we have United Memes. Things are better.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          VMAX pokemon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played through tag teams till ADP and started playing like a month ago. The VMAX cards still in rotation all feel fair. I am kinda surprised they managed to actually rein in power creep as much as they did

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >freezing winds you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRAAAAAAAAAP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fricking basic pokemon? Jesus.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW still have my classic YGO deck I played with in high school with my friends back in 2007-2011
    >Almost 31 now

    I just couldn't bare to get rid of it. I doubt it's worth much money, I'd be lucky to get $50 for it. The classic format of YGO was always so much fun to me, if I ever went to a convention or something and people had classic decks/formats I'd love to play again. I guess you can play classic format on Master Duel, right?

    It's not really as fun playing online as it is in person at a table.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have NEVER in my life met people who played the Pokemon TCG, at least not since I was 10-11. I saw more YGO and Magic players in high school/college, but NOBODY played Pokemon TCG. It must not be as popular as people think, or at least not in my state/area.

    We had a ton of Magic players though.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew how to play the actual pokemon game me and my friends would just throw out monsters and do attacks.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer thiccachu.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Power Plant, Expedition Map, pass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are diamonds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Colorless mana. They have their own symbol now because some cards require colorless mana, rather than just having generic costs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. I see

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >some cards
          aka only cards released in the one block that arguably kicked off the downfall of modern-era (and also the modern format) magic
          BfZ was a horrible set and changing the clean numbers of colorless mana before, into moronic anus mana symbols is just the tip of the iceberg

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you instantly think of anuses you gay

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to put an energy on it first, also there is no response since you attacked your turn is over.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1' 4''
    >13 lbs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that a oneshot or a full doujin?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oneshot to my understanding

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick why do the best concepts are always oneshots

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              because to live is to suffer

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sauce?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://e621.net/posts/3147155
                That panel is a one shot (My understanding is he likes doing in medias res pages so he can try out framing and composition without having to make a full comic) but he has a long comic about a Nidoqueen that's absolutely wonderful and still ongoing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the Ashnime's ending this might as well be canon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Cynthia and Lusamine cards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She hot

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she very hot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Caitlin ruins the card

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            millions of shotas raped in undella town

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a lot of options

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ummm i use chien pao shivery chill then switch cart to chien pao shivery chill and

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      then I KO your baxcalibur and you enjoy those energies in your hand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chien-Pao
      >those front teeth
      Japs don't frick around

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those front teeth
        Ackchually, those are its real body.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >220hp
      >basic
      what the frick happened to pokemon TCG?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Pokemon TCG is primarily designed for kids in japan that just fricking love playing shiny cards with big numbers on them

        220 isn't even that big for the game right now lol. Stuff goes into the 300s

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you keep track of damage when a single mon's HP can eat a full set of counters without fainting?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            dice

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dice or damage markers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pen and paper. This next bit is going to frick you up though. PTCG is based around one shotting. It barely matter lmao

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They made damage counter dice that represent large amounts of damage counters

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >180 damage counters
              >mfw pokemon can have 1800 HP

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bigger it can go I think would be a Machamp with 400HP after some ability plus tool bullshit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right. There's this guy that has the comeback mechanic HP, and they're printing Gorgeous Mantle soon which gives a Single Prizer +100HP but makes it 2-Prize.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that giant, ugly LOST ORIGIN logo on the actual card?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's one of the versions of the card. This other doesn't have it.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Pokemon card rare? I may have one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    guhnaw

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do wonder if a card like this could work in PTCG
      >You can activate this card from your hand on your opponent's turn.
      >When your opponent plays a Pokemon or a Supporter card from their hand, you can activate this card and prevent that card from being placed onto the field. Send that card to the Discard Pile. Your opponent draws half of their remaining Prize Cards (rounded down).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It probably work more as a pokemon ability or a post attack effect.
        There are already some effects that cuck the player from using item cards or similar. Its not the same, but surprise interruptions aren't really fitting of the game.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only buy cards with classic frames, Pokémon and MTG both.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste. The chiseled look of classic MtG frames is so much better it's ridiculous. Same for Pokemon with the more muted background colors and less flashy shit.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any other moron here collect trading cards as a kid, and not play the games but just thought the art was cool, and wanted the feeling of getting a rare card?
    My friends and I never learned how to play yugioh correctly, and just assuemd screaming that you would fuse the cards would just basically combine both monsters effects/stats into 1.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still being a paypig for a TCG
    >not moving on to proxying superior LCG's

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got into collecting a few months ago
    >carefully curated my binder with neat looking artwork cards like yarn/clay mons and splurged on some rarer ones like ancient new
    >filled out as much as I wanted
    >nobody to show it to so all I can do is flip through for the millionth time

    I don’t know why I expected anything different

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can share it with us anon

  83. 9 months ago
    sage

    Eevee was robbed as it's mascot place

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i place 1 card face down in attack mod and activate swords of reveling light. youre move PokeFricker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lost vacuum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JADGE, HE'S PLAYING WITH YUGIOH CARDS IN A POKÉMON TOURNAMENT

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a way to legit check older Pokemon cards?

      The new ones are pretty easy but I dunno about old ones, especially those from Base Set to like the Diamond/Pearl era.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call it.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lillie card is the most expensive full art
    Fricking hell

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was always weird to me how some of the original cards just had terrible CGI instead of hand drawn artwork like all the others.

    Its also weird to me now looking back on collecting this shit when i was a teenager and how I was obsess over things like a card being a 1st edition, or an original series, or fossil series or whatever the frick came later. I couldnt give less of a frick about any of it now. Ive still got all my cards, and the only thing I really like is the holo cards because they look cool and shiny.

    >also have several of those stupid holographic mews from the 1st pokemon movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some of the original cards just had terrible CGI
      That's still a thing unfortunately, that and regular trainer art just recycling their basic standing portrait.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't great, but at the same time I don't mind the old 3D renders because it felt like the artists were playing around more (since it was pretty early in the CGI game) and since they didn't make up half the fricking set like they do now. 5ban and PLANETA need to frick off already. Their slop is half the reason I don't buy new cards.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I haven’t played the card game. What do you if you have some move that negates all damage next turn or can’t be hurt on the bench, but they have some move that says “ignore abilities and resistance”

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Hideki Ishikawa.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sad part about pokemon is that it is as fast as yugioh with little to no disruption. i still need to fully get into it one day.

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >response?
    Reciting this in full.

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really liking these illustration rares from newer sets.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love they nuked rainbow cards and added full art instead

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will now buy your cards

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of these look amazing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The CG model full arts and ESPECIALLY the rainbows blow. Glad they've slowly realized that full arts are all people want to see

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's no way to play the old formats besides the Gameboy games.

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is pokemon card game even fun to play? I'm not being negative or assuming it is, just actually asking. I've mostly just played a bit of magic like 10 years ago, and some random online card games like shadowverse and elder scrolls legends and shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try the gameboy games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was thinking more modern

        It's a fun game and not hard/expensive to get into, it's very draw/search heavy though so don't be shocked.

        dont mind that aspect. i would play casually with my casual cousins, can you in this situation pick a pokemon you like (lets say a Muk EX) and build it around that or is the game kind of limited on "I want to make my deck around this Pokemon"? I know in tournies that would get you btfo but just curious how flexible the game is for that kind of casual deck building

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a good amount of design space where you can totally build a cohesive deck around a Pokemon you like, as long as some aspect of it can be built around. A pack filler vanilla attacker won't really get you anywhere as your centerpiece, but there's a lot of options outside of the dozen or so best-performing builds in tournament. What are some of your favorites?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun game and not hard/expensive to get into, it's very draw/search heavy though so don't be shocked.

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I got a box full of these old cards of the base sets and I'm struggling financially
    I wonder how much it's all worth but it's just a pain to price check every single card

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started buying some old ones again to scratch that old itch. Gave away my old ones years ago, unfortunately, but at least I kept my DBZ ones.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The art of the cards is beautiful. Wish I wasnt poor to just buy those cards and collect them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        know what?

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Pokémon cards banned from competitive play?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      From standard, no, and there's never been a banlist, just rotation. Expanded (Black/White base forward is all legal) has a banlist though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. They rotate constantly

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw missed out on the kino Pokemon tcg thread

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on my display, Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love the johto legends posters
      Good shit anoncito

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bent shelves
      nice Walmart furniture, homosexual

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's some cute art work I must say.

      Wouldn't mind having a poster of it.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts are that they really never got the Shiny mechanic right until Radiants and even then there's only like four playable ones with Greninja & Charizard being easily the best. Radiant Charjabug has to be a joke, it sucks so bad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Radiant greninja is too OP
        Radiant charizard hits the right point imo same as Alakazam and Jirachi.
        Then you have Venusaur that isnt bad but not that useful. Or Tsareena that works on some decks.

        I like it as a mechanic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PikaMew?

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S UP Again

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not Yugioh you can't respond to shit.

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I will never forgive Logan Paul and other zoomerhomosexuals for memeing the pokemon collection shit. You used to be able to buy a base set booster box for 300 dollars before those buttholes moved in. I just want some of the older cards I was never able to get but now I can't see one without the price reaching triple digits.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy singles, bro. That's what you should be doing at all times if you're looking for specific cards.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was arguing with some moron from /vp/ who was poo-pooing my binder for buying damaged cards and not buy $300 each for PSA 10 slabs

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the best wra for the game itself?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone says 2003 and then 2008. Don't know why.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone says 2003 and then 2008. Don't know why.

      Gen 7 before

      GX Tag Teams (cards that had multiple Pokemon on them) were Sun Moon era and the best ones were fricking ridiculous. They were all Basics and each had a GX Move that was once per game but busted to frick if pulled off. VMax are the Gigantamax equivalent where you "evolve" them over a Pokemon V which are 2-prize Basics, and VMax are just big numbers in exchange for being 3-prize, but the best ones are very strong. VStar was the walk back to a 2-prize V evolution that have V Star Powers which are once per game, and now in SV era there's EXs which are further powered down since the Basics aren't that powerful and EX evolution Pokemon still need to evolve into that state.

      Pic related is the peak of power creep in Pokemon. Nothing will ever be this bad ever again. Also, Standard does not have a banlist and never has so this shit was legal until it rotated.

      got printed is often cited as a good meta though. Then it became dogshit instantly until Tag Teams all rotated out, and now it's better, but it'll be even better when all the V mechanics rotate too, even though VMax isn't as busted as Tag Team and VStar is good with the exception of Arceus being the best consistency engine for nearly every deck in the entire meta.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it'll be even better when all the V mechanics rotate too

        Then it'll just be something else. Now it's ex pokemon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          EX is one of the most fair 2-prize mechanics. Still need to evolve, Basic EXs are balanced weaker, Tera EXs are just immune to bench damage and sometimes change type, no "Once Per Game" effects that are either nowhere near good enough to play for or busted to shit with little room in between. They'd need to print an individual fricked up EX card since where it is now is totally fine. Even Gardevoir EX, Tera-Dark Charizard EX, and the upcoming Mew EX aren't going to kill the metagame. Radiants were a good mechanic too, same with pseudo-arcehtypes in Single/Rapid/Fusion Strike and the upcoming Ancient/Future tags for Paradox mons.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rare Candy invalidates it.

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to find pokemon cards at the walmart/supermarket
    >they're hidden behind a national vault

    People must steal that shit like pennies from a fountain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neckbeard scalpers were literally beating each other up over Pokemon cards after that Logan Paul shit during Covid. Guess they still are?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Neckbeard scalpers were literally beating each other up over Pokemon cards

        You gotta show the YouTUbe video

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