Sup Ganker. Will you play Braid Anniversary Edition, the remaster of the critically acclaimed masterpiece by game design genius Jon Blow and Thekla Inc, with new levels and director commentary releasing on May 14?
I for one will make sure to preorder it on both Steam and Switch! Don't miss out on the pre-order discounts!
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there aint no point to the game
of course not lmao. i pirated the first game and it was dogshit
Oh shit I'm gonna die!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>The man that broke Jonathan Blow
this shit will never cease to be funny to me
Blow never cared that much about Soulja Boy.
Not exactly. He was disappointed at professional critics that missed the point of the game as he expected better of them.
Blow please go back to developing the shitty box pushing game
>YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT
>NO I WON'T ELABORATE
Has Blow ever elaborated on what the supposed deep meaning everyone missed is? Because honestly it doesn't seem like there is one.
Not that I know of.
He has the same cowardice in his art that lynch does.
Don't beat your wife because maybe she might be an atomic bomb
He is elaborating right there, the game is about the gameplay itself but critics missed the forest for the trees.
He shouldn't have loaded his game up with so much pseudbait if he didn't want pseuds to flock to it and do their pseud thing.
No he's not. He is just saying "it's important" but does not elaborate why.
>make shallow pretentious game
>annoyed that shallow pretentious people latch onto it
>make some pretentious bullshit "I'm better than everyone else" LE DEEP game
>get mad when people with more than caveman IQ don't "LE GET IT???"
Well, he was right though
Critics made me think the game was pretentious
For me, it's when he got super-mad about The Looker and made mentioning it an auto-ban on his twitch
I never minded him until that moment. The Looker was clearly a loving satire, like most good spoofs are. He looked like a major douche, being that unable to laugh at himself. It's like when Steven Seagal was on SNL.
Yeah, it is extremely high off his own farts of him. Blow can do nice things like helping out the Devs of various puzzle games, then turn around and be a complete tool like when he was trying to pretend Hollow Knight had a serious problem because he couldn't wrap his head around cutting a vine. Part of what makes him interesting to watch and follow.
Didn't the dev cry because people were playing the game "wrong"
Braid is the most boring piece of shit ass game i have ever played, uninstalled it after 30 minutes of playing it
>Pre-Purchase Braid, Anniversary Edition
>SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends 14 May
So homie, yo b***h ass be scammin us all homies and you iz evn bein so kind as to tell yo boy here to shill it with a dizcount????
DAYUMMMMM
I'll pirate it and help others to do so ^__^
Souljaboy launched not only 1 but 2 gaming consoles. Jonathan Blow needs to step it up.
He is developing his own programming language and might make his own operative system next so he is in fact stepping it up.
>higher res graphics
>same shitty puzzles
>now with boring ass commentary bullshit
I won't even pirate this crap
res graphics
optional
>>same shitty puzzles
there are new ones
>>now with boring ass commentary bullshit
also optional
JUMPIN OUT THE ROOF GOD DAMN WHERE'S MY PARACHUTE
PRETTY BOY GOONS ALL WE KNOW IS MONEY AND THE LOOT
40 ON MY TROOP 80 DROP TOP I'M ON THE LOOSE
FRICK THE FBI AND FRICK ALL THE ARMY TROOPS
FIGHIN FOR WHAT b***h BE YOUR OWN MAN
I BE FLYIN THROUGH THE CLOUDS WITH GREEN LIKE I'M PETER PAN
Yeah I'm not paying 5 bucks just to hear Blowjob self-flatterate for three hours. I'll just watch the commentary on YouTube and then pirate his sokoban clone when/if it comes out.
It's a dream. It's a dream about the making of the atomic bomb and the game ends with you walking through a scored city. There, I just saved you two long, coomless hours.
Reminder that developers are informed when you ignore a product on steam
Really? Thanks, now I will ignore most triple AAA, plus other crap on Steam even more!
I got the original back on PS3 for like 2 bux, and I want those two dollars back.
Post the botw gameplay
Can't wait to hear him crying about people not understanding that the game, clearly, OBVIOUSLY was a metaphor for the atomic bomb.
No, I will not be. I will be playing Timesplitters instead.
Braid was the first PKG file i've ever installed on my PS3. Goode times.