It plays into the whole "impotent Mario" theme. Mario regularly risks his life for Peach, but at the end of the day, he's a funny looking little manlet who Peach is only willing to kiss on the tip of his nose. Meanwhile she's getting railed by some pricne of a neighboring kingdom who is only there for Peach when he wants some of Peach's fat spoiled ass.
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You're not supposed to measure the sprite like an autist, the picture is just a representation.
A representation of what?
The number of hits you can take.
sounds like some thin headcanon
64 onward basically retcons super mario as normal mario
if Mario is in his Super form in the 3D games then why is Peach still taller than him by a head
it's funny and hot.
It plays into the whole "impotent Mario" theme. Mario regularly risks his life for Peach, but at the end of the day, he's a funny looking little manlet who Peach is only willing to kiss on the tip of his nose. Meanwhile she's getting railed by some pricne of a neighboring kingdom who is only there for Peach when he wants some of Peach's fat spoiled ass.
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Back to Ganker with you
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It's crazy how Nintendo invented the concept of short guys and tall women isnt it
have a nice day
other way around, you mean? regular mario as super mario
I kinda figured, but I thought I'd ask
I knew somebody would post this
>5’11” vs 6’0”
Mario stopped having Viagra with his shrooms