Super Mario 64 Announced!

Trailer here

This looks amazing! To think consoles already got this far, imagine how far we'll be in 25 years!

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  1. 5 months ago
    dumbfuck mcgee

    3d is never going to catch on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but look at those giant 3d bosses

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of enemy design is this? are they out of inspiration?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not like previous games had insanely creative designs.
          Remember chain chomp? Literally a ball with teeth.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. saturdgay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saturn is leading in Japan, idiot. As soon as Sonic Xtreme comes out, it will crush everything else, including this Nintendon't garbage.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's going to take me all damn night and then some to download this video, is it really worth downloading or would I be wasting time?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >

            Saturn is leading in Japan, idiot. As soon as Sonic Xtreme comes out, it will crush everything else, including this Nintendon't garbage.

            >it's going to take me all damn night and then some to download this video, is it really worth downloading or would I be wasting time?

            You are also going to have to upgrade to the latest version of RealPlayer to watch it. Keep that in mind.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >RealPlayer
              Quicktime master race

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 3d models are soulless. 2d will always be king

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want 3D? What more can you get out of being able to move in one more axis? This is just another fad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      rumors are they're doing the same for zelda, what could they even get out of this, zelda 3 already perfected the formula

    • 5 months ago
      Ted

      The Sony fanboy cope is already here...

      rumors are they're doing the same for zelda, what could they even get out of this, zelda 3 already perfected the formula

      The Ultra 64 is here and it's kicking every other systems ASS. If you cant accpet your either a moron or a Black person.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Ultra 64 is here and it's kicking every other systems ASS
        What??? Nintendo 64 has been here for a while. And just HOW is it physically possible for a game system to actually kick other consoles in the ass? Seeing that consoles don't have feet nor asses to kick?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no fire flower
    >no tanooki suit
    >no cape
    >no Yoshi
    >no timer to increase suspense
    >Mario talks
    >a hat with dumbass wings
    >I'M INVISIBLE
    >I'M METAL!
    >No tight, thoughtful level design
    >No beautiful pixel art graphics
    >Unnecessary, forced 3D analog gimmick controls

    This game is a mistake. There is nothing about this that is better than the 2D games and it makes no sense why they'd make this. Miyamoto has gone senile at this point and it's a damn shame. I loved Mario ever since the NES and now they are going to kill it with this shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      guys my dad works for nintendo and he said if you get all the stars yoshi will appear on the roof and give you 100 lives!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi's in this game? Bros, I can't wait to ride Yoshi as Luigi. The green team are back.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yoshi's not in the game. If anything Luigi probably is. You can probably play as him if you play 2-players or he's probably unlockable somehow.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDO WINS AGAIN! I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL YOU GAYSTATION OWNERS!!!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully it comes out on launch and not pilotwings like the SNES

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, like we'll be playing games in 25 years! We're so gonna have a high paying career and a happy family. Can't wait!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, frick video games. I can't wait to buy a house in two or three years for a couple hundred thousand. Then I can finally make something out of myself with my childhood sweetheart and our five kids.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds pretty shit. I'd rather wait to see what Sonic has coming on the Saturn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hellz yeah! Did you see the new trailer for “Sonic X-treme”?

      This full 360 degree badassery is gonna blow gaytendo’s baby 3D Lameio for loser homosexuals out of the water! Nintendo’s not making it another 25 years if this is what they’re going against…

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic is 2d
        Wow, are they even trying at this point, at least Mario is actually 3d in the next game.
        Can't believe I wasted 3 hours downloading that dogshit, Sega fans will really just eat up any slop they serve, huh?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't Mario. They ruined my favorite series

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so ugly I'll stick to SNES

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played Mario 64 on the N64 and hated it. The controls fricking suck.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play this... but Squaresoft left Nintendo, and I want to play Final Fantasy.
    Shit, which console should I get? I can only get one with my allowance

    This trailer looks rad though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the SEGA Saturn has potential, i'd put my chips on it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        sega is lagging behind with the saturn hardware but they will definitely take over next gen. they have all the important arcade titles

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard rumors about a disk drive extension of the Ultra 64. Must be the CD-ROM. We will play Final Fantasy 7 with better graphics compared to Sony's console.
      Sony more like Snoy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Final Fantasy 7
        lol, you mean Final Fantasy 4. Everyone knows that that numbering is Japan only, it's going to be 4 over here.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just wait after the Final Fantasy x Nintendo crossover that after they found out Sony was nothing for them. They will release every entry for the handheld that will get SNES power on the go. Anyways, will Sony have a handheld?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >will get SNES power on the gog
            unrealistic, batteries barely powered the Sega Game Gear, you're not going to be able to to fit like 10+ AA batteries for a handheld that could run SNES-level games. you're just not going to ever be able to realistically power a handheld like that for any length of time

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              FF1 to 3 will come out for the Gameboy Color. FF 4 to 6 will then come to the next handheld. Tech will be improved by y2k, with rechargeable batteries.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah okay future boy, i believe you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently, they are going to have a bunch of FMV shit in the new Final Fantasy. If I wanted to watch a movie, I'd pop in an actual movie like Good Fellas, Star Wars, or Braveheart when that comes to VHS. Plus the 64 is getting its own RPG that's going to be an FF killer anyway, so I wouldn't worry much about it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you see that video of the FF3 demo in 3D for the Ultra 64?
        it's going to be rad, trust in Squaresoft, they only put out amazing games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Squaresoft
          >Great games
          They ONLY ever made 1 good FF game and that is FF6. What they need to do is calm down on the FF games until they get fresher ideas. Nobody is going to want to play "Final Fantasy XIII (13)" or anything like that just because they'd be tired of the sequels by then.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ooh, look at the internet hipster here, using the Japanese numbering for FF like he's 1337 or something

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's called being authentic to the origin of the game anon. I'll also bet you call Ryu from SFII something stupid like "Rye-You" too.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone at the arcades pronounce it "rye-you" and anyone who calls it something else is laughed at
                my uncle has some Japanimation tapes and I watched some of them, I know way more about "being authentic" than you

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone who calls it something else is laughed at
                Only casual players who think playing at Chuck E Cheese or the damn laundromat counts would do that. You just outed yourself as a casual. I'll bet you had the "sweat" version of Mortal Kombat and had no idea about the cheat code.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Chuck E Cheese
                ha, I knew you were a fake fan of video games! it's called Showbiz Pizza, not Chuck E Cheese! Chuck E Cheese is the mascot, why would they name it after him?
                and Super Nintendo was better, Genesis is lame, why would I want to buy a Genesis just for a cheat code with some blood?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Super Nintendo was better, Genesis is lame
                Oh here we go with this garbage again. Genesis has:

                >Sonic 3
                >The best version of NBA Jam
                >The best version of Mortal Kombat
                >The best version of Aladdin and The Lion King
                >Shinobi
                >Toejam and Earl
                >Vectorman
                >Phantasy Star 4
                >Gunstar Heroes
                >Mega Bomberman
                >the best way to play all sports games
                >Audio in general that doesn't sound like it's playing from under a pillow the whole time

                What do you have? Mario, Zelda and...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2 words.
                Super Metroid
                I guarantee Metroid is Nintendo's most popular franchise, they should release the sales numbers just to shut up Sega fans.
                I'll give you that Genesis Aladdin is superior, but the SNES Shadowrun is way better than the Genesis one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll give you Super Metroid. I can see that taking both Zelda abd Mario as the new face for Nintendo going forward. The only problem would be that they're going to milk the shit out of Metroid, but I get it. It's kind got an Alien kind of vibe to it and you can't tell me Ridley isn't some kind of play on Ripley.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can't tell me Ridley isn't some kind of play on Ripley.
                Yes I can, it's a reference to the director of Alien.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Metroid has relation to Alien, the movie known for Ellen Ripley (female) lead

                I beat Metroid at least 5 times by now from start to finish and not once was there a reference to anyone, including Metroid himself, have any affiliation with a woman. Of course that wouldn't have helped much with making the game not be mediocre or a boring slog to play through, though.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really think this is funny but if anyone wants to hop in a coop server I was thinking of making one later
    ver 36.1 which I think is the latest, gonna play star road

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario stopped being good after Super Mario Bros 2.
    They actually reinvented the game and made it interesting, but then went back to the tired old formula.
    This looks like a low effort crash grab to cash in on more successful 3D games.

    N64 will be nintendo's last console, calling it now.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks great! Meanwhile I saw some screenshots of the new Castlevania game for the Playstation and it's fricking 2D! Can you believe that shit? When will Konami get with the fricking times, nobody wants 2D anymore!

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're still buying a playstation after seeing this you're either a moron or a Black person

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how the special caps you unlock in Mario 64 barely matter for anything. What a total non-feature, used as a selling point.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    tired of nintendopower shills shitting up this board. 3d is a desperate meme grasping at the straws of the genesis. Mario lost.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      genesis does what nintendon't indeed

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like soulless nuslop fake fun

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless. Mario is not meant to be 3D. God I hate millenial pandering so much...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been keeping up, it's not Generation Y anymore?
      So that means we're going to skip the next generation being Z? lame

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bubsy did it better.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE
    YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THIS AND 2 OTHER GAMES ON A TABLET FOR $60

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this some kind of computer that looks like a tablet? Must take a lot of room. Will its graphics be improved? Imagine playing these games with high resolution and fast pictures.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >computer
        ha, look, I like my computer games and all, but their never going to look as good as what they can do on console

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't have much time, but it's like a super computer you can carry in your pocket, the controllers to
        the catch is

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3D Sonic is going to blow plumber boy out of the water

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this it it, graphics are never going to look better than this
    look at those photorealistic backgrounds

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the Playstation was going to be an add on for the SNES? What happened to that?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that voice
    Fake and gay. Mario has a gruff voice like a plumber from Brooklyn. Your hoax video sounds like Mickey Mouse.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needs a remake. DS was not good enough for that level of platforming.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DS was not good enough for that level of platforming?
      What's wrong with disk storage? CDs are a joke, Nintendo is going to blow over Playstation as consoles are cartridges. They'll always be cartridges.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The DS pad was not good enough for that level of movement.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard a rumor that Nintendo's going to replace their mascot with this thing. Apparently Japan loves it it a lot. His name is Pickerchow.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person test

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Huge health bars
    >Huge empty levels
    >Little platforming
    Mario is dead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mad Sega fan is still mad at Mario for being better than Sonic
      You're not fooling anyone by pretending to have played Mario games

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF!!

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um the game already came out almost 30 years ago...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, also I did have breakfast this morning so stop trying to convince me otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf are you serious?
      Woah, im leaving this gay thread

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    larping thread are so fricking cringe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no LARPing going on in this thread as we are online and not physically portraying characters in-person.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        LARPing? Like those freaks all in black at the park pretending they're vampires and keep talking about some "masquerade", throwing balls at each other?
        My older brother plays Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, and he's super lame. That stuff will never catch on or be popular.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3dslop
    Absolvtely sovlless.
    All fields.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look, can we stop console warring already? We already went through this with the Super Nintendo vs Sega Genesis and Nintendo vs the Sega Master System.
    I bet 30 years from now, we'll be laughing at how stupid it was that anyone ever console warred.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shit OP
    >shit replies
    the c**t didn't even compress his voice over

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is officially over. They've gone all in on shit tech, they'll be dead in 2 years.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utterly soulless

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3d is a fricking meme. Pre rendered backgrounds are far superior.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    awesome i hope they have luigi and yoshi in it

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That title
    it’s not “Super Mario Bros 64”? Luigi is gonna be in this one, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a moron, the last game wasn't called "Super Mario Bros World" either.
      All they have to do to put him in the game is make Mario green.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      History has vindicated him
      Rest In Power
      Mifflin Devin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      History has vindicated him
      Rest In Power
      Mifflin Devin

      at least he was right about gaystation

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ps1 bros, our response?

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbara Fox here, I was thinking of buying some Super Nintendo game for my 4 year old son, which game should I choose?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1996
    >8 years old
    >Had an SNES and loved it
    >At Toys R Us
    >N64 kiosk
    >Huge line of people waiting to try it
    >Finally my turn!
    >Grip controller with left hand on left handle and right hand on right handle, because it feels natural
    >Poke at the D-Pad to move Mario around
    >Not working
    >Wut?
    >Stretch left thumb over to the joystick while left hand is still on left handle
    >Mario moves
    >Yay!
    >Awkwardly play Mario 64 like that for a while
    >"This sucks..."
    >Looked at GI Joes instead because 1/6 scale GI Joes were the shit at the time, pic definitely related

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIANT 3D BOSSES

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't like three of them billboarded 2D textures

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