Super Mario Bros

This game is so hard

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like every other NES game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I died at the same spot again!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/owP4NfL.png

        This game is so hard

        Why are the screenshots in widescreen? What is this?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mario

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This would be why we hate this board.
          Just more anti semitism / traps for people still using Ganker/child porn site.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    and you're 1000% sure this chromebook jankport doesnt just let you cheat

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game, and one of the only that still has the actual Mario Brothers.
    Luigi used to be as vital as Mario, with the same amount of constitution.

    In this commercial about the Arcade arena game, (which was too simple and short, it's the same level just faster and faster enemies for high scores), he probably looks still too much like Mario, but this is still imo the only real Mario Brothers that ever were. Mario 2 ruined Luigi and beyond.
    If you read the Bible, this pertains to the First Man. God made the world in six days, and then rested on the seventh, which is how all men were supposed to live (and eat). In the Old Testament, the israelites were supposed to put to death any who don't follow it, but they misinterpreted the law and even forgot what the law really was, and couldn't enforce it properly, even trying to put to death the Messiah (Jesus Christ).
    You aren't supposed to have special people that are skinnier than others, in fact everyone is supposed to know what having a high constitution is. And is supposed to be tough enough to have never committed the sin of effeminateness.
    Lots of people don't know this and took over Nintendo since then and have only made Mario (and much else) much worse.
    You can have different people with different personalities, but it's a sin to make only Luigi skinny like a snake.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      https://i.imgur.com/owP4NfL.png

      This game is so hard(OP)
      >It's a good game, and one of the only that still has the actual Mario Brothers.
      >Luigi used to be as vital as Mario, with the same amount of constitution.

      >In this commercial about the Arcade arena game, (which was too simple and short, it's the same level just faster and faster enemies for high scores), he probably looks still too much like Mario, but this is still imo the only real Mario Brothers that ever were. Mario 2 ruined Luigi and beyond.
      >If you read the Bible, this pertains to the First Man. God made the world in six days, and then rested on the seventh, which is how all men were supposed to live (and eat). In the Old Testament, the israelites were supposed to put to death any who don't follow it, but they misinterpreted the law and even forgot what the law really was, and couldn't enforce it properly, even trying to put to death the Messiah (Jesus Christ).
      >You aren't supposed to have special people that are skinnier than others, in fact everyone is supposed to know what having a high constitution is. And is supposed to be tough enough to have never committed the sin of effeminateness.
      >Lots of people don't know this and took over Nintendo since then and have only made Mario (and much else) much worse.
      >You can have different people with different personalities, but it's a sin to make only Luigi skinny like a snake.
      This post is huge, and (the zoomer itt) demands it needs explained else it's rejected. How about take it one day at a time, zoomer, you can't have the entirety of God explained to you in a day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't reject this post, but you have to admit it reads like psychobabble. I'd love to come to understand God, but you won't even take the first step in telling me what "Amen" actually means, supposedly because you think I'm younger than I'm actually am, and I'm just trying to "save face" on an anonymous image board.
        I have to be real man, I have not laughed out loud at a Ganker thread this hard in a long time. I'm having fun and I hope you are too.

        use a fake jump in. you can control mario's momentum in air.

        lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t reads like psychobabble.
          >I'd love to come to understand God, but you won't even take the first step in telling me what "Amen" actually means, supposedly because you think I'm younger than I'm actually am, and I'm just trying to "save face" on an anonymous image board.
          Jews would put you to death for this post.
          I already did. A = a tree, like a mountain, or an A-frame building in the mountains. It is about going up. By being a zoomer, you are only a snake and you are going down.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I already did
            Men were one in Adam's day. Mario + Luigi used to be the same. Just different personality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a good game, and one of the only that still has the actual Mario Brothers.
      What's wrong with modern Mario? He's perfect.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The later levels needed more powerups.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This part was so fricked up. What were they thinking?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to bait the flash kick so guile falls into the lava

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario can't block though. Is there even enough space to avoid the flash kick?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          use a fake jump in. you can control mario's momentum in air.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Moon Polar Bear post.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I really beat it to that ending in Mario vs Sonic where Knuckles arrives.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the final levels are tutorial mode with a fire flower, nightmare mode without it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just run and jump past the last hammerbros in 8-3 and the one in 8-4, that's a test of courage not skill

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to pride myself so hard cause I could beat the game in 11 minutes using the 2 warp tunnels when I was around 12-13. Would time myself with the microwave and sit right there, wish we had more 2d mario releases even if they're in the NSMB style

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a new pixel mario

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this one seemed believable, but a lot of the posts in this thread seem like they're being auto-generated.

      and you're 1000% sure this chromebook jankport doesnt just let you cheat

      This is a real post, and points out what I mentioned in previous posts where this is some weird knockoff version of SMB, or at least an emulator with hacks. I don't think an AI would be sophisticated enough to recognize that the OP pic is not the genuine NES SMB, and also write a post in the Ganker style. But we're not far off tbh

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this whole thread feel like it's AI generated

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to pride myself so hard cause I could beat the game in 11 minutes using the 2 warp tunnels when I was around 12-13. Would time myself with the microwave and sit right there, wish we had more 2d mario releases even if they're in the NSMB style

      did my post seem like AI I've been trying hard not to sound like all the rest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seeing this shit dude

        NES fans are mental morons, but they're usually vicious jocks that attain group status being fast talkers: NES fans are politicians.
        I'm not their usual fare.

        Anyone who likes the NES is mentally moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this one seemed believable, but a lot of the posts in this thread seem like they're being auto-generated.
      [...]
      This is a real post, and points out what I mentioned in previous posts where this is some weird knockoff version of SMB, or at least an emulator with hacks. I don't think an AI would be sophisticated enough to recognize that the OP pic is not the genuine NES SMB, and also write a post in the Ganker style. But we're not far off tbh

      >the guy posting about Jesus is auto generated
      have a nice day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the Jesus poster is just a copypasta troll, but there are a LOT of posts in this thread that seem like they're just being used as a test bed for believable AI posting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day, it's not copy pasted or copypasta. Copypasta means someone took it from some other site, or it's someone's fandom.
          Trolling means something that has no truth or merit. Luigi's constitution is created by God, shut your blaspheming mouth.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NES fans are mental morons, but they're usually vicious jocks that attain group status being fast talkers: NES fans are politicians.
    I'm not their usual fare.

    Anyone who likes the NES is mentally moronic.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it's that difficult, the sequel on the other hand

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys remember the super mario battle royale threads
    good times

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >16:9 nes game
    Soulless

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jump over him

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he hasn't watched Mario vs Sonic by Randy Solem as a kid/teen
    Sorry for your loss zoomerino

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I appreciate the effort, and I no longer think it's copypasta. But those weren't the posts I was referring to as being AI generated. There's a lot of just weird, one-note, kinda off-feeling posts in this thread.
    Save face, zoomer.
    As I said, all man was one in the beginning.
    Do you even know the meaning of the word Amen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, why don't you tell me?
      I'm mid-30s btw

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No, why don't you tell me?
        Whoosh. It's explosively already explained. You are either a man or you are not.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tries to lead others to God
          >is even directly asked by anon to do so
          >refuses
          Ok man

          post a Mario related image to prove you're not AI

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>is even directly asked by anon to do so

            >Ok man
            Bait.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post a Mario related image to prove you're not AI

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I git gud at 2D games? I can easily die at first boss and just rage quit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to just keep playing them. If you're already good at 3D games, it shouldn't be that difficult, since it's one less dimension to deal with. It would probably help if you had a relationship with Christ as well, I'm told. I'm sure that other guy in the thread will lead you to him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It would probably help if you had a relationship with Christ as well, I'm told. I'm sure that other guy in the thread will lead you to him.
        I tell everyone including that anon to use mouse and keyboard in retroarch with first person shooter controls.

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