Super Smash Bros. Melee will be getting a remake

I work in a video editing department, and we have received June files for a remake announcement for a remake of Smash Melee.
I don't have any more information, but if I do receive more info, I will share it here.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, where are those files? make them blurry

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autism.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big if true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      big if blue

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the blurry pictures?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay, and never happening because the appeal of melee is its autistic glitchy gameplay. No way developers will recrete wavedash and all that crap that only smelee homosexuals like that much

      >Still seething beyond lunacy
      Yikes and cringepilled

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Nintendo draw these fake leak LARPers more than anyone else?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does Nintendo draw these fake leak LARPers more than anyone else?
      See

      Autism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very doubtful, there's no reason to remake Melee, it would be infinitely easier and more resourceful to just tinker with SSBU.

      The sheer amounts of onions short circuits any logic they might have, it's kinda like marvel fans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they remake Melee they could kill the Melee scene and have the support of the general gaming community.
        If they do it now, there's a chance that people and media get upset at Nintendo, but if there's a remake, most people will support Nintendo in banning tournaments for the original Melee.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not if its "worse" just look at what happened with sfii

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because nintendo actually has games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nowadays autistic kids don't know about Fantendo so they come here instead.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks tragically bad, you're supposed to make it blurry to mask the imperfections

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo was very clear about gunning down their most loyal customers. They want Melee dead for some reason.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope it has tripping and hold buffer

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many pedos and smelly people in that community

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remake
    How can you make a ramake of a game as simple as that.
    It is like saying mine sweeper or tetris is getting a remake.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up.
    why does Smash Bros invite all these fake leak gays?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've been playing the same game for 20 years and want a remake so they can stop carrying CRTs around with them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They'll STILL be doing that autistic shit once they find out the input lag is a millisecond off or Fox's butthole hitbox is intangible during his thot trot technique.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They've been playing the same game for 20 years because they can't let go of the past or move on. These are the last people who'll buy a remake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'd want a remake in theory, but

          They'll STILL be doing that autistic shit once they find out the input lag is a millisecond off or Fox's butthole hitbox is intangible during his thot trot technique.

          would definitely happen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, the remake will also feature Goku as a playable guest character. Also I'm trans.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Melee remake would be the single stupidest thing Nintendo could ever do.

    Meleegays only like Melee. Not Smash. Not Nintendo.
    But most of all, Meleegays like to complain. Sakurai could singlehadedly make a 1:1 remake of Melee and have it come with an apology for having ruined Brawl, 4 and Ultimate, and Meleegays WILL find something about it to b***h about and go back to their Hello Kitty CRTs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >top melee players enter ultimate tournaments
      yea you don't play

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomies and Alphies pick up smash
    >all using box controllers
    >meleegays sneedthing about ChEaTeR bOxEs skyrockets
    this could only be a good thing

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a Black person but also Melee had the coolest menus and menu music.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they remake a smash game when smash ultimate is the exact same with more characters and stages?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      solely to spite the meleegays

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They already spite the meleegays by refusing to acknowledge them
        >That one showcase where Sakurai starts talking about frame date for a few moments, before going "jk, this isn't a competitive game"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well just imagine them forcing all melee tournaments to instead use the remake version of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon that was him dabbing on morons who said it was just a party game how strong is your autism?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    The Name of Eggman's Daughter, and The Name of a Sonic Romhack Online Expo

    OP is a clear Youtube Tourist, who watched those Times Characters where leaked videos.
    Real Ganker does not give a single damn about smash nowadays.
    It will only matter once it's revealed.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remake melee
    >patch it so the top tiers combos and confirms no longer work
    >wavedashing is no longer possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be based on the most recent version, which was PAL Melee. Fox's upsmash is nerfed and so is Shiek. It would be so funny if they had to accept these changes finally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they should just rebalance the whole game. Obviously if they gave a shit they could make the right changes. I mean we pretty much know exactly which characters are strong and not.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we have received June files 2 months in advance
    Idjit.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats that melee mod that adds new characters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rivals 2 will kill Melee

      Akaneia

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual, but I'll take the opportunity to post pic related
    spotted it on youtube and had a good laugh

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon this is an utterly moronic claim
    im not even reading this thread or staying in this thread
    you are a fricking moron anon

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay, and never happening because the appeal of melee is its autistic glitchy gameplay. No way developers will recrete wavedash and all that crap that only smelee homosexuals like that much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >glitchy

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not since the fanservice disaster called Ultimate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What fanservice? only ones that got in were king k rool, ridley, banjo, simon, and sora

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would only care if they rebalance the game, dont touch the mechanics, just make the non viable characters better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just make the non viable characters better
      this is what I want but unfortunately devs don't think this way

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Close but not quite. Super Smash Bros Ultimate will be getting a "revamp" called Super Smash Bros Ultimate Melee. The idea is to make it a more hardcore game. There will be some new characters and stages too. Nintendo has big ambitions for expanding their competitive circuit. The sequel to Arms and Splatoon are coming too along with a new competitive tactics game where you have to predict what your opponent will do. It's hard to explain. We plan to get very rich.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Even less believable than the op

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