how are they going to frick it up
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how are they going to frick it up
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They aren't
So did wii u
no it didn't
It had about as many games as the ps5, which is to say not.
uhhhhhhhh digital-only BC?
Don't ask me how I know this but it's literally going to be called the Nintendo Switch Advance
It's not.
It's going to be Switch Evo
Screencap.
I have family member involve with nintendo. They tell me it will be tilted "Nintendo Switch Advance" trust me I have family. Like you I'm a white american okay.
>More pandering to the Gen 6 Zillenials
Kill me
The Switch U, so its more easily pronouncable.
Switch NXT would be cooler
>incorporates the NX codename
>made for the NXT generation
think about it anon
I wish they kept some codenames like Cafe and Dolphin, though in the GC they made many reference to Dolphin
The name Project Cafe made my brain aflood with memories of reading the Nintendo 3DS blog and later the Cafe blog holy shit this was all so long ago
it is super switch
interesting, but does that only happen with these new games, or are there any other games in japan that also have the snes-like buttons?
interesting observation anon, good eye
holy shit, i'm convinced. at the very least i'm glad they're going back to coloured buttons
No backwards compatibility
No joy con compatibility
No OLED screen
No hall effect sticks
$600 starting price
Launch units will be unhackable or require a jigger to hack like launch Switches
>Launch units will be unhackable
that's good for nintendo
I doubt they would go above OLED pricing. What's realistically the strongest it could be at that price?
if it has all the features that the oled has highest realistic is power of... the oled switch. inflation has made electronics more expensive
>will require a Black person
only tryone can hack the switch. he's a good nog.
>No backwards compatibility
they said that the nintendo account could be used on the new console, to facilitate backward compatibility
>No joy con compatibility
who knows? maybe they are, but they just won't be able to be connected to the console.
anyway it is preferable that they do that to have a better new control, and still the control pro and similar will work
>No OLED screen
probably, yes
>No hall effect sticks
not that nintendo has a recent patent on that?
>$600 starting price
they won't go above $500 which is the price of the new consoles, I'd say they can get it to $450
>Launch units will be unhackable
lol
>or require a jigger to hack like launch Switches
maybe
>they won't go above $500 which is the price of the new consoles, I'd say they can get it to $450
By the time it's out PS5 and Xbox will probably be able to do a price drop.
>unhackable or hackable
Well obviously
it's going to be underpowered like every nintendo console. it's going to have some expensive gimmick that people aren't interested in and no games use.
It stuns me that normies and zoomie Black folk are swearing that the new switch will go toe to toe with PS5/Series x. This new console will barely conpete with a base ps4 at best.
base ps4 still competes with ps5
Apparently has ray tracing so more powerful than the PS4 but likely a lot weaker than the PS5. Probably somewhere around the PS4 Pro.
Great lighting in that pokemon field with no grass
they already fricked up by poisoning their goodwill with the switch
Introducing a censorship policy to third party Japanese games.
sony is more profitable than ever. the japanese market was holding them back
I really hope they do i'm tired of seeing this same ass shit boring porn games where you unlock gifs by talking to virtual women its moronic that these are contained to some seedy shitty porn site
It doesn't matter if Nintendo themselves do or not because the most powerful states and all the people that handle all the money will do it for them anyway
no joy con pro
>hardware denuvo
If they name it something dumb
That moveup is so fricking ugly.
This is so much better
they're all little slim tablets. People should be making mockups of bulky SteamDeck clones to get the idea across - people are sick of weak nintendo ports
mockup*
Like, I really fricking hate that stupid mock up in OP.
Why are the face buttons for the joycons in like a cubby?
Why are the joycons barely attached?
Why is the bottom bezel so fricking big.
It reminds me of this old shitty NX mock that used to be used.
But is it real
And how long until it runs homebrew
this is probably my favorite one I've seen
it looks so comfy to hold
I've only had the switch for like a year
Frick
Surely you realised the 2 wasn't far off?
more remakes, more remasters, nu-tendo gays will gobble it up, old fans will never receive a new game
if they frick this up they are moronic
its the easiest job in the world
bonus points if they get call of duty and sports games to actually run on it
I hope it's a like a New 3DS, when playing undocked you have the lower screen for inventory and maps, that's just too convenient.
>more cost wasted on the weaker handheld portion only dads who are pseudo gamers use just so a homosexual can save himself from a button press
thats a Wii U mode, which I welcome anyways
there is such a simple fix to that is to simply have a Vertical screen mode which is pretty much a 2DS
NEW XBOX CONSOLE
who would buy this when they can get the current gen series x and it plays all your one, 360, and og xbox disks
game pass cucks
They're gonna call it like "New Switch" or "Super Switch" or something, and not make it backwards compatible.
>call it switch
>can't play switch games
makes sense
If it includes "Switch" in the name at all, it's going to be another Wii U situation for the first half of its lifespan.
Virtual console gets reset back to NES only for the first 2 years.
it will be backwards compatible with digital titles guaranteed
but I could see them fricking over customers and making the cartridge slot not compatible with Switch 1 carts (or have no cartridge slot at all)
>i-it's going to fail n-nintendo are going to mess up this time for real!!!
not even announced and Gankertrannies are already terrified, delicious
The Swiitch
They already have.
Focus on account and digital over physical copies, potential denuvo, increased game prices, more shitty T rated games and no ecchi/M rated games. They also could have small carts that won't fit games.
It will be a switch but a bit more powerful and you will be able to wirelessly dock it to use it like a wiiu gamepad
I didn't actually read the OP post properly I'm not saying that's a frick up
they will frick it up by making too many compromises in design for the sake of making it hard to hack