switch 2

they call it the jumpman. Not a final name.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a shitty 3d render

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna flop harder than the wiiu, I can't fucking wait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      honestly I'm expecting a flop too

      the only thing they needed to do with it was to make a more powerful backwards compatible device but since it's nintendo they have to be weird about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >was to make a more powerful backwards compatible device
        retard kun...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >trusting a single word bingtendo says
          Nintendo lies more than any other comapny in the entire fucking industry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is for digital games THOUGH. I have a huge physical collection.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It can't flop because no direct competition on handhelds and you can't publish shit on pozzstation, but it's probably gonna do a lot worse than Switch out of fatigue alone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Playstation portal is currently destroying the shitch, and it will destroy this too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Playstation portal is currently destroying the shitch
            Oh yeah? How many millions of units have they shipped?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Playstation Portal is so blatantly dead on arrival, who asked for this fucking product. Build a real handheld or don't release anything

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              False

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go on, then, show us Sony's sales numbers for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's nintendo they have to be weird about it
        I dunno. Software wise, we'll see. Hard to speculate on that at this point. In regards to hardware though, or moreso the cartridges, I don't think it'll be bad when it comes to backwards compatibility.

        I'm anticipating they go the similar route they did with GB->GBC and DS->3DS: similar cartridge, but slight difference. Old Switch games fit in the new console, but vice versa will be physically impossible.

        I'm still guessing it'll be the same cartridge from the bottom-half down, and a protruding nub up on the top-side, like the 3ds cartridges.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is the only case in which I'll buy the next system. Give my physical backwards compatibility, or my Switch will have been the last console I'll ever buy. If my physical games will not work, I will pirate and emulate EVERY Nintendo game that I want to play moving forward. I have no reason to submit to paid digital cuckold shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you file off the little nib you can actually stick a 3ds cart in a ds and it can read and write from it fine. Back before 3ds cfw was trivial to install I had to use my ds to flash a hacked save onto oot3d to get homebrew to launch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Switch has too much momentum for it to flop at that level

      >The Wii was a success and the U flopped though
      The Wii was already selling like shit by that point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shitch has zero momentum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >132 million without a single price drop
          >no momentum
          Come on, fella.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >shipped, not sold

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, they were sold.
              https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html
              Ctrl + f "ship" on this page, and you get zero results

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                False

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                True.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This says nothing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It says Sales multiple times.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >according to nintendo
                So, it's nothing. Find me an unbiased source that isn't using nintendo as their only source.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prove that they aren't a reliable source first.
                Just because you don't personally like the source, it doesn't mean they're lying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Prove that they're not lying. All you have to do is post a single trustworthy source. Shouldn't be too hard if these sales are actually real, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure.
                https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/index.html

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "132 million SHIPPED" has to be one of the fucking dumbest downplays i have ever seen on this board in the past 15 years

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love shitty bait like this
    Most people these days would try to get AI to generate them a fucked-up inbred Switch but you went above and beyond and taped a joycon to your DS

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >jumpman
    that's how they call (You) because you should jump off a bridge fpbp owned OP ruined dilated and sneeded

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo botches another one.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Switch? Looks more like a BITCH

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the shitch
    oh it's the ugly sony tranny, asshole still hurting from media create threads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Darren, no one believes in your imaginary friend but you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Darren
        QRD?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Darren is a notorious tendie sperg that's been active for many years. Most famous for creating a really obvious falseflagging persona that he named "eric", where he pretended to be a sony fan. Was finally caught with hard evidence against him just a couple months ago, and has been melting down ever since.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, I knew nintendo fags were unhinged, but that's fucked up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the real Eric was the rent we paid

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is one side randomly square?
    That looks stupid as fuck anon try again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      test unit, rarely if ever does it resemble the final design since it is, obviously, a test unit
      OP is 99% still a homosexual but nintendo has a known history of designing peripherals for their previous system like the wiimote's beta version being a gamecube peripheral for testing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the wii internals are just gamecube internals overclocked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          r/woooosh

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >imaginary friend
    xhe's even using the same retarded buzzwords lmao, what a fucking disaster

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >source: my dad works at nintendo

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally a 3D render

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes a photo
    >Uses prompt like "make this look like a shitty 3d render"
    /v/edditors aren't ready for this level of conspiration anon
    Try something a bit simpler

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >05:27:39
    >05:28:40
    >05:29:41
    The absolute fucking state of blunderfag.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 screens
    how would this work while docked?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just close it and slot it into the dock?
      WTH man.
      It just needs to be a bit wider.

      >05:27:39
      >05:28:40
      >05:29:41
      The absolute fucking state of blunderfag.

      eric is not a mentally well person anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the games. If they're made to be on two screens how will that show up on the TV screen?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
    Nigga What?
    DON'T YOU FUCKING TOY WITH MY HEART nagger!

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