This is the 47th time the next Switch name has leaked. How many Switch 2s have released already? Hot damn, I can't believe we're living in a land dominated by so many Switch 2s.
OP out here trying to bait youtubers and clickbait aggregate "news" sites on a mongolian basketweaving forum after he decided to claim a subreddit lmfao. homie how are you even real
>SA
SA is a common abbreviation for discussing sexuall assault or rape online now because of moronic censorship guidelines and rules on streaming sites like Twitch or YouTube lmao
>"The Nintendo SA"
Zoomies associate SA with rape lmaooo
It was already leaked by a different anon that the new Switch will have detachable buttons that you can stick in your butthole separately. That wil make the Sunday morning assfricking easier, people had to use their Switch Lites to prevent severe lesions in the anus radius. Now it will be a breeze. Another anon said this will be highlighted by most commercials where a group of fans shove different buttons in each other's buttholes TOGETHER, suggesting a multiplayer couch-coop focus for this video game system. Another anon leaked that there will be two SKUs for the Switch Attach, one with a buttolug to avoid shitting out the buttons on the go, and one without for those of us who mostly play at home and don't mind shitting them out anytime since we're in front of the big screen on our comfy couch. Another anon leaked a launch game for the Switch Attach called ring shit adventures, a sequel to the fan favorite Ring Fit Adventure where you shove an entire ring up your ass and it will basically work like a endoscopy. When you have to take a shit your character on screen will take a shit too.
>Hey man I'm looking for that new Switch attachment? >You mean new joy cons? >No the new attachment >Oh you mean the new Nintendo console? >No, it's a switch attachment >The new console is called Switch Attach >Yeah that's it, the attachment >Okay but this isn't an attachment, it's a new console >WTF why is this attachment $400???
>another Wii U pathetic naming decision
I hope Nintendo crashes hard again.. they seem to love to continue their cursed cycle >Gamecube = bad >Wii = good >Wii U = bad >Switch = good >Switch attach = poop
Whoever made that survey went out of their way to give it the literal worst name possible
You couldn't make it sound more like an accessory if you tried
reminder there is literally no evidence at all for the switch 2 and nintendo just said last week that they will continue making games on the switch and not make consoles for subsequent generations
Nintendo officially said Switch SYSTEMS (with an S at the end) in one of their statements recently.
So if you seriously think there wont be another Switch then you're a giant delusional moron.
And no they wont say Switch systems in regards to the Lite + OG Switch, that would be dumb. Clearly Switch 1 and 2
There will be another Switch. Bobby Kotick said in the FTC trials that he was told it will be around PS4/Xbone level power and that his devs haven't gotten a dev kit for it yet.
Honestly it's kind of a miracle that Nintendo doesn't get burnt more by their terrible names and opaque products. I feel they've had plenty of Wii U tier names
>Gameboy color
Half-step console, but also a new system, kind of, not really. It mostly just a Gameboy, but some Color games don't run on the old one. >Nintendo DSi
Same as the color, but even more niche in its use and exclusivity >Nintendo 3DS
Somehow NOT a half-step console but actually a brand new gen despite having a name that makes it sound like one. Also the 2DS is not a DS despite the DS technically being a 2D DS >Nintendo NEW! 3DS
This is the half-step console but only runs games a bit better, don't confuse with it with the XL model
I would say they're the worst at naming their products but Microsoft exists
Ain't no way that's real.
it's over
Yeah, that's the name.
Be honest, it's you who made this survey on your yt channel?
Attach to what
to your penis obviously
deez nutz
ick on eck
'ick on 'itch
They patented an attachable screen. Probably for 3DS NSO.
Attach to VR headset. Attach to other dumb gimmicks they'll release. It's over.
It's a GPU attachment inside a new dock.
That'll be $599 plus tip
Your face
the bottom of my trash can
"Look at this survey I totally did not make myself"
This is the 47th time the next Switch name has leaked. How many Switch 2s have released already? Hot damn, I can't believe we're living in a land dominated by so many Switch 2s.
OP out here trying to bait youtubers and clickbait aggregate "news" sites on a mongolian basketweaving forum after he decided to claim a subreddit lmfao. homie how are you even real
It's actually the Switch Attache. It's a clamshell design with a handle that opens up like a laptop
imagine spending $500 on a 2 gen old tablet named Switch Attach
do nintendies really?
>they learned NOTHING from the Wii U disaster
BWAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH THESE homieS BRUH
>SA
SA is a common abbreviation for discussing sexuall assault or rape online now because of moronic censorship guidelines and rules on streaming sites like Twitch or YouTube lmao
>"The Nintendo SA"
Zoomies associate SA with rape lmaooo
It was already leaked by a different anon that the new Switch will have detachable buttons that you can stick in your butthole separately. That wil make the Sunday morning assfricking easier, people had to use their Switch Lites to prevent severe lesions in the anus radius. Now it will be a breeze. Another anon said this will be highlighted by most commercials where a group of fans shove different buttons in each other's buttholes TOGETHER, suggesting a multiplayer couch-coop focus for this video game system. Another anon leaked that there will be two SKUs for the Switch Attach, one with a buttolug to avoid shitting out the buttons on the go, and one without for those of us who mostly play at home and don't mind shitting them out anytime since we're in front of the big screen on our comfy couch. Another anon leaked a launch game for the Switch Attach called ring shit adventures, a sequel to the fan favorite Ring Fit Adventure where you shove an entire ring up your ass and it will basically work like a endoscopy. When you have to take a shit your character on screen will take a shit too.
I can't wait bros it sounds so awesome!!!
I don't care.
The Switch was a piece of shit and this will be a piece of shit with sprinkles on it.
>Hey man I'm looking for that new Switch attachment?
>You mean new joy cons?
>No the new attachment
>Oh you mean the new Nintendo console?
>No, it's a switch attachment
>The new console is called Switch Attach
>Yeah that's it, the attachment
>Okay but this isn't an attachment, it's a new console
>WTF why is this attachment $400???
That most reputable of sources, YouTube surveys.
yeah it was leaked along ago in the new switch you can magnetically snap accessories like a second screen
kinda like the Steam Deck with a secondary screen.
>another Wii U pathetic naming decision
I hope Nintendo crashes hard again.. they seem to love to continue their cursed cycle
>Gamecube = bad
>Wii = good
>Wii U = bad
>Switch = good
>Switch attach = poop
Whoever made that survey went out of their way to give it the literal worst name possible
You couldn't make it sound more like an accessory if you tried
>switch attach
lmao the absolute and utter state
>source: dude trust me
>snoys are eating Ls so hard that they have to make up fanfiction about nintendo to shitpost about
No, it’s even worse.
reminder there is literally no evidence at all for the switch 2 and nintendo just said last week that they will continue making games on the switch and not make consoles for subsequent generations
Nintendo officially said Switch SYSTEMS (with an S at the end) in one of their statements recently.
So if you seriously think there wont be another Switch then you're a giant delusional moron.
And no they wont say Switch systems in regards to the Lite + OG Switch, that would be dumb. Clearly Switch 1 and 2
There will be another Switch. Bobby Kotick said in the FTC trials that he was told it will be around PS4/Xbone level power and that his devs haven't gotten a dev kit for it yet.
the name will include switch in some way because legends pizza is listed as "coming to Nintendo Switch systems"
My dad's uncle nephew cousin's roommate works at Nintendo
it's gonna be Called the Switch Blade
Based Nintendo getting every european arrested when they search online for the console
>AYY Oh you got a license for that nintendo?
Honestly it's kind of a miracle that Nintendo doesn't get burnt more by their terrible names and opaque products. I feel they've had plenty of Wii U tier names
>Gameboy color
Half-step console, but also a new system, kind of, not really. It mostly just a Gameboy, but some Color games don't run on the old one.
>Nintendo DSi
Same as the color, but even more niche in its use and exclusivity
>Nintendo 3DS
Somehow NOT a half-step console but actually a brand new gen despite having a name that makes it sound like one. Also the 2DS is not a DS despite the DS technically being a 2D DS
>Nintendo NEW! 3DS
This is the half-step console but only runs games a bit better, don't confuse with it with the XL model
I would say they're the worst at naming their products but Microsoft exists
*Switch pro