>"the sight can help ya, kid, but you finna get me sum spice fo' that." >"spice? don't you mean chems?" >"nah, i'ma need sum o' that lawry's cuz none o' these minute-uncle-tom's can cook fo' SHIT!"
Yeah, she was planned to be black, but then they went >oh shit, maybe making a black voodoo woman whos addicted to every drug in the game and constantly begs the player for more drugs to have "visions" is a bad idea.
So they just made her white and nobody cared.
Surely after Starims reception Todd (or even M$) think of giving him the boot. Dude was singlehandedly responsible for making Starfield as shit as it was because he's a massive moron with no talent.
Yeah sure he was a huge part of it, but I'm pretty sure starslop was doomed from the start given how their tech guys couldn't implement basic shit like vehicles, level streaming, a spaceship you can actually pilot, a gore system, procedural generation that isn't half-assed, animations that don't look like dog shit, etc... Even if the design and story weren't shit it would still be mid at best.
Him and Todd are the lead designers. Everything in Bethesda games are mediocre simply because they say "that will do"
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You're underestimating the role of weed.
Weed is big in the DC area but they don't have the casual familiarity with it that Cali has.
So they still think the rare toke that leads to "insights" is some big deal.
Starfield and generally mid-tier creative quality is the result of inexperienced stoners who think every idea they have while high must be good, and don't have the tolerance to resist dumb ideas percolating up.
FYI, if you don't know, stoners think stupid fricking ideas are amazing while high, and then when they sober up it's wired into their neurology so they don't course correct even while sober.
95% of BGS's shit quests can be explained this way. >it's so deeeeep >the biggest role playing experience yet >whoa, empty pointless planets that are just a little bit beautiful are like, a revelation
Elder Scrolls VI is gonna be bad because Elder Scrolls hasn't been ruined yet.
Starfield was the sign that BGS has been compromised.
Blaming it all on one wageslave is peak moronic.
Emil is credited on Fallout 4 as lead designer and writer and as writing and design director on Starfield. Sure, it's unfair to blame him for everything but he's not just another employee, he has power over the direction of the games he works on. He was the one who gave a conference talking about how he hates design documents and how he wanted to "dumb down" games.
>"excuse me, sir. did you just take a shit on the floor?!" >"you can't possibly comprehend how difficult it is to hold your shit in!" >"but there's a restroom right over there." >"i work at bethesda! i'm under severe pressure to create masterpieces such as the fallout 3 karma system, where you can enslave children and make up for it by giving water to homeless people!" >"alright, i'm just gonna walk away..." >"YOU SLEEP RATHER SOUNDLY FOR A MURDERER! THAT WAS ME! MEEE!"
She’s an old lady, they tend to get cold very easily, it also doesn’t help that she’s a drug addict that needs to rely on others for her fix so most likely goes into withdrawals.
At one point I seem to remember she makes the claim that she single handedly killed a Deathclaw. Put it this way. There isn't anything she says in the game that is a lie. Just vague and fresh out of a pipe.
These stats are completely meaningless and I have no idea why the autists on the wiki feel the need to include them in everything >DUDE did you know cass only has 4 INT lmao
no I didn't, and unless this translates to something in game shut the FRICK up
>bruce nesmith is gone >kurt kuhlmann is gone
nobody is left to curb emil's moronation anymore, it's over for tes6, he is gonna have full control this time around.
Here are some decent ideas that will probably fall short but hey what about at least trying and getting points for effort?
Emil: >Yeah but how can we make it basic and moronic?
Todd: >Listen that's fine, but can we dumb it down a little
6 years later...
eso isnt canon. it just cant be and i mean that literally. its entire initial premise is >daedric prince invading tamriel
when everyone in oblivion acts like dagon coming was the first of its kind. you telling me no one recorded the time baal came to frick shit up? where are the ruins? no one remembers this cataclysmic event? ok bethesda
It actually works because of what the Second Era is.
It's ALL about Delodiil.
Cyrodiil was Coldharbour once, and with the decline of the Dragonborn Prince Coldharbour reasserts itself like the old time.
It took a brass robot to bring Tamriel back to form.
You know the worst part? Fallout is a series is extremely easy write for while also staying within the parameters of the lore and themes. You have to go out of your way to frick shit up like this, and the more I think about all of the shit and wasted potential in the more recent games I can’t help but think they’re doing this shit on purpose. Like what makes someone think that they need to veer that far off course? Or just keep putting shit that doesn’t make sense in. Like why does the Brotherhood keep changing? Why do they have to be so omnipresent in these games.
Bethesda's core philosophy in everything they do is making the character feel like the ultimate badass directly conflicts with old Fallout's core principles of the player just being a normal person in the grand scheme of things and at most they tip the rising powers in the region, but ultimately fades into history because old Fallout isn't really about the player, it's about how they affect the world.
I didn't know she was gonna keel over when you give her too much drugs, so it surprised me when she flopped forward and fell 10 feet off the roof I had placed her chair on
>hey kid get me some drugs and a chair >*hits pipe* woweeeee kid you got some future and destiny, but i get the feeling after this conversation you'll never interact with me again. you now have permission to go play the game!
what did emil mean by this?
She was originally meant to be black.
>I SEENS IT
>I SEENT IT
Amateur.
>"the sight can help ya, kid, but you finna get me sum spice fo' that."
>"spice? don't you mean chems?"
>"nah, i'ma need sum o' that lawry's cuz none o' these minute-uncle-tom's can cook fo' SHIT!"
Makes complete sense. They would've caught shit for it though.
Yeah, she was planned to be black, but then they went
>oh shit, maybe making a black voodoo woman whos addicted to every drug in the game and constantly begs the player for more drugs to have "visions" is a bad idea.
So they just made her white and nobody cared.
>White
No goddamn way she isn't israeli as all hell with the way she speaks
Jews are white.
that's just how people from Boston speak. It's easy to confuse them with New York israelites
explains the drug problem
so its just plagiarazed from the Stand. amazing that video game stories are to this day just rip offs of other media
I have been known to smoke weed before booting up Fallout 4.
Oh, my! What a bad boy.
Shut up before she rips you in half with her bare hands.
gonna be honest I just wanted an emil hate thread frick this guy.
Why is he so stuck on this destiny and fate bullshit?
I think it's because he's legitimately just kind of stupid.
he grew up catholic
he's going to shit all over TES6, I truly hope you don't have high expectations for that game
don't trust todd's lies
Surely after Starims reception Todd (or even M$) think of giving him the boot. Dude was singlehandedly responsible for making Starfield as shit as it was because he's a massive moron with no talent.
Yeah sure he was a huge part of it, but I'm pretty sure starslop was doomed from the start given how their tech guys couldn't implement basic shit like vehicles, level streaming, a spaceship you can actually pilot, a gore system, procedural generation that isn't half-assed, animations that don't look like dog shit, etc... Even if the design and story weren't shit it would still be mid at best.
Him and Todd are the lead designers. Everything in Bethesda games are mediocre simply because they say "that will do"
You're underestimating the role of weed.
Weed is big in the DC area but they don't have the casual familiarity with it that Cali has.
So they still think the rare toke that leads to "insights" is some big deal.
Starfield and generally mid-tier creative quality is the result of inexperienced stoners who think every idea they have while high must be good, and don't have the tolerance to resist dumb ideas percolating up.
FYI, if you don't know, stoners think stupid fricking ideas are amazing while high, and then when they sober up it's wired into their neurology so they don't course correct even while sober.
95% of BGS's shit quests can be explained this way.
>it's so deeeeep
>the biggest role playing experience yet
>whoa, empty pointless planets that are just a little bit beautiful are like, a revelation
Elder Scrolls VI is gonna be bad because Elder Scrolls hasn't been ruined yet.
Starfield was the sign that BGS has been compromised.
Blaming it all on one wageslave is peak moronic.
Emil is credited on Fallout 4 as lead designer and writer and as writing and design director on Starfield. Sure, it's unfair to blame him for everything but he's not just another employee, he has power over the direction of the games he works on. He was the one who gave a conference talking about how he hates design documents and how he wanted to "dumb down" games.
>"excuse me, sir. did you just take a shit on the floor?!"
>"you can't possibly comprehend how difficult it is to hold your shit in!"
>"but there's a restroom right over there."
>"i work at bethesda! i'm under severe pressure to create masterpieces such as the fallout 3 karma system, where you can enslave children and make up for it by giving water to homeless people!"
>"alright, i'm just gonna walk away..."
>"YOU SLEEP RATHER SOUNDLY FOR A MURDERER! THAT WAS ME! MEEE!"
>HOW DARE YOU CRITICISE ME? DON'T YOU KNOW I WROTE THE DARK BROTHERHOOD QUEST???????
why does she wear the scarf?
She’s an old lady, they tend to get cold very easily, it also doesn’t help that she’s a drug addict that needs to rely on others for her fix so most likely goes into withdrawals.
Alotta loyalty for a hired gun!
It's a power limiter.
You don't want to see her SPECIAL when she takes it off.
4u anon
>19 st
jesus, that's a lot of buffout
At one point I seem to remember she makes the claim that she single handedly killed a Deathclaw. Put it this way. There isn't anything she says in the game that is a lie. Just vague and fresh out of a pipe.
These stats are completely meaningless and I have no idea why the autists on the wiki feel the need to include them in everything
>DUDE did you know cass only has 4 INT lmao
no I didn't, and unless this translates to something in game shut the FRICK up
>cass only has 4 INT
So she is lightly moronic? Perfect hotwife.
Caesar being dumber than a molerat is pretty funny though
what happened to the mod that turned all raiders into shitskins?
>bruce nesmith is gone
>kurt kuhlmann is gone
nobody is left to curb emil's moronation anymore, it's over for tes6, he is gonna have full control this time around.
His end goal is making Todd quit so he can be the king of Bethesda
Here are some decent ideas that will probably fall short but hey what about at least trying and getting points for effort?
Emil:
>Yeah but how can we make it basic and moronic?
Todd:
>Listen that's fine, but can we dumb it down a little
6 years later...
The problem is that between TES5 & TES6, ESO happened.
eso isnt canon. it just cant be and i mean that literally. its entire initial premise is
>daedric prince invading tamriel
when everyone in oblivion acts like dagon coming was the first of its kind. you telling me no one recorded the time baal came to frick shit up? where are the ruins? no one remembers this cataclysmic event? ok bethesda
It actually works because of what the Second Era is.
It's ALL about Delodiil.
Cyrodiil was Coldharbour once, and with the decline of the Dragonborn Prince Coldharbour reasserts itself like the old time.
It took a brass robot to bring Tamriel back to form.
You know the worst part? Fallout is a series is extremely easy write for while also staying within the parameters of the lore and themes. You have to go out of your way to frick shit up like this, and the more I think about all of the shit and wasted potential in the more recent games I can’t help but think they’re doing this shit on purpose. Like what makes someone think that they need to veer that far off course? Or just keep putting shit that doesn’t make sense in. Like why does the Brotherhood keep changing? Why do they have to be so omnipresent in these games.
Bethesda's core philosophy in everything they do is making the character feel like the ultimate badass directly conflicts with old Fallout's core principles of the player just being a normal person in the grand scheme of things and at most they tip the rising powers in the region, but ultimately fades into history because old Fallout isn't really about the player, it's about how they affect the world.
I didn't know she was gonna keel over when you give her too much drugs, so it surprised me when she flopped forward and fell 10 feet off the roof I had placed her chair on
Damn out of control brat, where's an Oji-san when you need him.
>hey kid get me some drugs and a chair
>*hits pipe* woweeeee kid you got some future and destiny, but i get the feeling after this conversation you'll never interact with me again. you now have permission to go play the game!
what did emil mean by this?
This game was so shitty. Why god
>claims he's ok with whatever sentence he's given
>would probably be given less than 5 years
>does this
why
it's a mental thing I hear, they can't help themselves
He meant that he's okay with whatever sentence he's given after he beats that hoe's ass.
That dude leapt at that woman like a flying squirrel
What an ugly looking game.
You haven't seen anything yet, the institute considers this abomination the next step in human evolution.