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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobby: Gankeroard games
    Pass: rage

    Starting with something nice and simple, probably 7Wonders, Project L, LLAMA, etc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First show me your hand, i refuse to interact with non humans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 players currently in, looks like we'll be starting with 7 Wonders.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried Tabletop Playground? Was looking into board games....games and I heard good things about it vs Tabletop Sim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I own both but I stick to TTS. While Playground is generally better performance-wise, it's missing a ton of mod support, I presume because they decided to host the mods in a private server rather than Steam's workshop in hopes of being able to port it to consoles or something, as a result you are very limited in the games you can play there for the time being. Also I have almost 4k hours in TTS and changing controls is like using photoshop after decades of getting used to paint or whatever lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I'll get TTS then, the games are free after you buy them right?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, just sub to the mod on the workshop like you would in L4D or whatever, it's that easy. Controls might feel weird at first but this shit is like learning Excel shortcuts, it'll be super easy once you get used to it.

          I can't post images because of a range ban but here's a list of games /vm/ has played if you need some inspiration for games to learn, there's also a lot of lists on the internet about "gateway games" you can find. https://files.catbox.moe/6stsck.jpg

          First show me your hand, i refuse to interact with non humans.

          I can show you a Royal Flush in-game if that's good enough.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the help op, maybe I'll join your lobby next time you host.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm hosting right now, you're welcome to join.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can find games people have uploaded in the form of mods on the workshop. Every once in a while you'll look for some games that are impossible to find after being taken down for legal reasons. But I hear there's some archive floating around out there for some of those games.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing 7 wonders, a game where you go through ages erecting great monuments, amassing armies and monopolizing resources
    3/7 in the room

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting the game imminently

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        3/7, wondering

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          4 players in the lobby, game ending soon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game ends with the Pink player winning! 52 vs 49 vs 47, close game, ggs.

        Lobby remains open with 4 players, come join!
        Lobby: Gankeroard games
        Pass: rage

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing Heat!
          4 players in the room

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            One player had to drop so we are deciding on the next game.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            One player had to drop so we are deciding on the next game.

            Decided on Res Arcana, become the coolest wizard by showing everybody your deformed magical pet or whatever. 3/? players in

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              4 player in the lobby, I think that's the max amount for the game but feel free to come watch and wait for the next game, or host your own room, I'm not your mom.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              playing res

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back to being racists, hurry up and join!
            5/8 players in, teaching 2 newbies, super easy to get in so better hurry if you wanna be racist.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Starting soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_epWbJOd4

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                vrrrrrrrrr

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VRRRRrrrrrrrr
                >screeeeEEEE
                >*burned tire smoke*
                >*gear shift change clack*
                >vrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRR

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you forgot yeehaw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VRRRROOOOOM --
                >KA-CHRSHHHHHH
                >BOOM!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                vroom-vroom vrrrrrrrrrrrrr

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                vrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR
                green player present but not depicted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'M GOING THROUGH A LOT OF STRESS OK? Take a pit stop whydontcha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In this game you're supposed to go fast btw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The winner is the heat you made along the way actually.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                vroom-vrrrrooom

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                into the final stretch

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >commentator is disgusted at the performance of the racers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm out of vrooms-vrooms, just imagine them

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would play but you guys always play point building/euro games I hate. No one there plays any of the old man games im interested in.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      like?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isis Crisis
        Rise & Decline of The Third Reich
        Barbarians & Empires
        Republic of Rome
        Fief France.
        Fleet Command
        A War Machine
        Goblin
        COIN games
        Azure Sky: DOTH
        Senjutsu

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is the softcore pornography? You know you can't have a Ganker thread without boobs or e-girls in it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best I can do is this:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot, I call subs on the Raccoon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here are resources for that if you want to use it in game. https://files.catbox.moe/zl3b7b.txt

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't play board games, nerd, just frick anthro girls.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      vade retro satana

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the best 2-4 player coop boardgames. they are always neat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they need to be pure co-op or can they have PVP elements?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it can have pvp elements. can be a good mix up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          John Company 2nd edition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The battlestar galactica game is pretty great but it's draw is really more the imposter among us sus elements.

      It's co-op for all the non-impostees though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Company 2nd edition

        ill give them a try. thanks a ton

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eurogames suck, you just push cubes up or trade them for more cubes. Who enjoys that shit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't find cubes hot
      NGMI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you I LOVE playing solitaire with other people sitting awkwardly next to me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you did you'd join my Sidereal Confluence lobby but nobody ever did so now i HATE eurogames FOREVER!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Needs more anime girls

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was working on a retheme/graphical overhaul for the game a few years ago to make it Touhou themed and keep the gameplay exactly the same but stopped trying when i figured out i can't into graphic design for the cards and tokens. God damn it why is drawing an appealing looking cube so difficult.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Touhou original art was rather shit, if you can use paint you can be on par with it. That or steal it from pixiv, no one cares

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The art was never a problem, it's not like Sidereal Confluence has much of it. The problem is everything else. I can't keep calling the cards names like "research teams" and "converters" and the cubes "information" and "ultratech" if I wanna summon the 2hu weebs to play with me. And once you start changing names you realize there's a frickton of names to change and you will need to make a card for each of them and you can't just rip the old name out and paste a new name in because that looks ugly and so you need to remake them from scratch because there's no other way and that means you need the UI art or however its called of the cube symbols and arrows and so on into the depths of autism.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone played Twilight Imperium on TTS? How is it? Do people finish the games or ragequit if it's not going perfectly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, TTS actually makes some parts faster like combat or agenda phase. But it's still a big game, even if you play to 10 points
      I had some 3p and 4p games finish, and i havent played a 6p game of TI4 with Ganker folk but i hear the TI d*scord plays digitally quite a lot.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw online friend group wants a 5th person for our world of darkness vampire dark ages game

    >tfw no idea where to recruit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the TTS /vm/ thread doesnt play ttrpgs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be the change you wanna see

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, only if it makes a discord.
            Its the only way to have the same players over for the sessions.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm the guy who has an opening in vampire and we run exclusively over discord. not everyone owns tts

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First past the checkered flag, neck and neck are purple and yellow, with yellow taking it by a margin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we'll be done momentarily btw, and a play a new game of ***
      so get ready to join the fun (tm)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Final placements

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green DNF, he shouldn't be at the podium ;_;

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good race everyone, the lobby remains open with 3 players! We will play a new game after a 15-minute intermission.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Room is
    Lobby: Gankeroard games
    Pass: rage
    btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're gonna do Castles of Burgundy, very soon
      3/4 in the room

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're gonna do Castles of Burgundy, very soon
        3/4 in the room

        Game has started!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          playing castles of burgundy 3/4
          very euro, but very satisfying to play

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            CoB is great, very elegant game and father of the point salads that fail to capture its feel

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the estates are progressing nicely

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being a boatlet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Placed 2 more just now just for you anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                good boy. I suck major dick at this game dont listen to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                BUT ANON, I JUST GOT ANOTHER BOAT JUST FOR YOU AHHHHH

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ANON YOU MORON YOU SHOULDVE GONE WITH YOUR GUT

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              naval blockada established

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ANON YOU MORON YOU SHOULDVE GONE WITH YOUR GUT

                I got a fat 34vp from that anon, hope you're proud.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick boats, where my shepards at?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                have fun cleaning all that shit in your estate bro!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have serfs for that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ggs, coincidentally the best estate was the one that was being posted

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Close game! ggs, final scores were
                >Green 221
                >Blue 217
                >Black 200

                Unfortunately this will be the last game I host for today, hope everybody that joined had a good time and I hope to see you soon if somebody makes a thread, I can't do it because of this stupid range ban.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boatchads win again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ggs, coincidentally the best estate was the one that was being posted

            Green wins with 221 points. Lobby closed for now.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play some TTS
    >You need to join our Discord!
    >Don't want to play it anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join us then, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to learn how to play some Infinity or Malifaux. My friend still plays AoS but that system sucks so much.

        You just need to join the room through the game. There's no dicksword involved.

        It's hard to find rooms for niche games.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes you gotta do a bit of work to play the games you want, join other games, meet people, make pals. I used to host for 0 people for weeks until people finally started coming.
          Could use some more players for Pax Ren but we're working towards that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just need to join the room through the game. There's no dicksword involved.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Heat is more of a deck-builder push-your-luck type game. We played the basic version but there are rules for drafting special car upgrades (cards) that you can use and make the race a lot of fun. No dice, but there is some randomness with order of cards.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No dice were rolled, you manage your hand of cards that let you move and take risks that give you HEAT, which are bad cards so the game is about taking opportunities to pass players and risk getting your engine blown out to smitherins.
    and don't call me Shirley

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running a quick game of Azul now with 3/4 for fun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for fun
      Oi that's not allowed in here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow wins with a nice, throbbing column of tiles.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're gonna do Castles of Burgundy, very soon
        3/4 in the room

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me think.
    Have any of you tried TTS in VR?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea. It sucks if you're the only one doing it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you end up being the only one clumsily messing with stuff in VR while everyone is on a kb/m doing normal shit

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my perferred tabletop racer is exactly that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is that? Thunder Road?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rallyman?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is almost over!

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