Take the Pokemon Redpill
Realize that the 90 billion dollar franchise known as pokemon can't produce a good game and move on already
Pocket Pair saw the potential in the monster taming genre and made a great survival game that will only get better moving forward
Buy Palworld. Play Palworld. Help it survive long-term. Make the right decision.
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>2024
>you still can't pet your pokemon in the billion dollars franchise
The deserve absolutely nothing
Legends Arceus was decent.
I don't want to play Ark with """Pokemon""" skin, I want to play a JRPG with monster collecting, monster battles, monster evolutions, monsters leveling up and learning new moves.
You've been able to do that for the past decade
you can, but the animations are shit
>you still can't pet your pokemon in the billion dollars franchise
you even could do that Digimon World on ps1, hell Digimon could always follow you since the very beginning which is something Pokemon fans asked for years.
Pokemon fan are nothing more nostalgia rooten brain people
yes you can though? why are so many of the points against pokemon just things that pokemon has already done before?
Palworld won
Pokemon lost
Simple as
no thankz i prefer digimon
>Realize that the 90 billion dollar franchise known as pokemon can't produce a good game and move on already
legends arceus came out just 2 years ago bro
>Legends Arceus
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1294510/pokemon-legends-arceus-unit-sales-worldwide-total/
14+ millions copies
>Scat Vomit
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1347322/pokemon-scarlet-and-violet-units-sold/
23+ millions copies sold
Why do pokemon fans buy ugly and shit games but refuse to support good games?
and it's garbage like SV, what's your point?
the best games are side games like mystery dungeon or colosseum
it was only good in comparison to their other recent games. but it was cool to have an actually innovative pokemon game after so long.
EXCLUSIVITY IS ANTI CUSTOMER.
BEING CHARGED TWICE TO USE YOUR OWN GODDAMNED INTERNET IS ANTI CUSTOMER.
BEING LOCKED INTO SPECIFIC CONTROLLERS AND PERIPHERALS IS ANTI CUSTOMER.
NOT HAVING COMPLETE BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY IS ANTI CUSTOMER.
BEING FORCES TO REPURCHASE YOUR GAMES FOR NEW HARDWARE IS ANTI CUSTOMER.
Hence...
NINTENDO AND ALL OTHER CONSOLES ARE EVIL AND ANTI CUSTOMER.
I'll actually care about Palworlds if the devs actually ever finish the game. Chances are they won't since all of their games are early access scams.
The game made $30,000,000 in 8 hours yesterday, don't know what it's up to now
They have a big incentive to continue putting out content for it
>made more money than ever before
>somehow that means they will continue on it and not start a new scam
With gigabrains like you on the case I can see how they keep getting away with it time after fricking time.
>$30,000,000 in 8 hours yesterday,
i swear to fricking god money isn't fricking real
like how the frick
can they even go to a bank and tell them "yeah i want my 30mil in cash right here and now"
Add another 15mill from game pass
>They have a big incentive to continue putting out content for it
They won't. They'll work on it for a couple of years, start a new game, and abandon this one. You'd know that if you actually used your brain and looked up their games.
>AI art imposter: early access
>Craftopia: early access
>Overworld: initially early access. Abandoned during development
And then they've got another upcoming game coming out sometime this year (also going to be released in early access by the way).
You don't even need a fully functioning brain to see that the devs are basically just another group of early access scammers. They'll put out a few sporadic updates here and there over the course of the next half decade to give morons the impression that they genuinely care about the game and then abandon it.
>You'd know that if you actually used your brain and looked up their games.
have any of their other games have this kind of success?
Could go either way, if they stop supporting Palworld and try to move on there will be a big backlash and i doubt they want that in the long term.
But short-term greed might get the best of them.
Either way the game is fun and hopefully inspires better entries to the genre (of creature collecting, not necessarily survival-crafting).
More like big incentive to take a long as vacation
honestly I bought a copy for me and 5 of my friends. it's that good
>spent over $180 on early access garbage that will never be finished and will be abandoned and left in a buggy state with missing features
I'll bet you regularly let your five friends frick your girlfriend too you cuck.
stop projecting your cuck fantasies on others
Lol it should be morally unacceptable for a game to look like that from the highest grossing franchise
Pal world is just a shooting game with pokeman npcs. It doesn't have anything to do with pokeman aside from an aesthetic thing. Anyone posting about this shit being a pokemon killer is a moron.
Ban all palchuds.
>can't produce a good game
>can't
lol
lmao even
i seriously doubt that they can't, it's more like why bother wasting time and money when they can shit out the lowest level of quality for literally millions and save time and money by barely doing anything at all?
>i seriously doubt that they can't, it's more like why bother wasting time and money when they can shit out the lowest level of quality for literally millions and save time and money by barely doing anything at all?
That's functionally the same so why bother making the distinction
the fact that Game Freak is unable to sell any other game that does not have the Pokemon name in it its just proof of how talentless they are.
i refuse to believe that a company that is full with japanese code nerds can not make a proper working software
i actually believe that they are instructed to do the minimum amount of work possible to save the company money as the company knows that their product, no matter how shit it is, will make money other companies can only dream of
and then they go the usual route of
>did it make big money
>yes
>back to work to fix some shit we knew wasn't working and give them some patches
or
>did it make big money
>it made enough
>not enough to patch it, let it stay broken and we'll still make millions by not wasting time and money for the patches
It's also because the games aren't the main money maker, the merch is. The games now only exist to introduce a bunch of new creatures for people to fawn over, and then buy the merch featuring them.
I started playing Digimon World: Next Order recently and was pleasantly surprised that the game Isn't made up of 80% new Digimon. Imo if you are an adult and know names of 100's of pokemon spanning 20+ years you are actually insane and not right in the head.
I’ve known it’s been a bad franchise and a bad developer for over a decade. Why I haven’t bought a single thing related to it.
Doesn’t mean I’m going to play a fricking early access Ark clone.
Eat shit. Oh wait, you are.
Then why do you care?
Because you're disingenuously trying to inspire people to buy bad video games to spite bad video games, I guess.
I don't really care, I just think you're a homosexual I dunno.
>I guess
>I dunno
passive aggressive kvetching isn't based, and if people want to make a thread on a newgame they should, same for Pizza Tower, same for Bomb Rush, you homosexuals are why /vr/ and /vg/ are the only videogame boards worth talking about. Less sharty newBlack folk, less ecelebs, less npc buzzword herd tactics. I guess, I dunno.
>you homosexuals are why /vr/ and /vg/ are the only videogame boards worth talking about
And they have focused discussion that isn't spread through twenty threads. Which would be fine if it wasn't the same player count posting and "[company] btfo!!!" posting. I really don't see the difference between this and eceleb/npc buzzword herd tactic garbage.
If it didn't read like like more /misc/-adjacent shitposting I probably wouldn't even complain - same shit happens every time some new Nintendo/Sony game releases I suppose.
everybody is trying to shit on nintendo while im just happy PC got another exclusive game
master race wins again
Pokebros, our game looks like a joke in comparison, not like this...
>ark but in fortnite with bootleg pokemon
AI slop looking motherfricker
Pokemon will still sell millions on opening night.
Thats just a fact, and you're going to have to accept it.
It still amazes me that Nintendo let GF release SV in the state it was in, they truly fo not give a frick about Pokémon.
lol it's actually sad seeing dudes trying to so hard to pretend this game will have any affect on Pokemon, that Nintendo nor Gamefreak cares, and that the next Pokemon game won't be another 20+ million seller.
Literally just a shill thread. No discussion or review, just a plea to buy the game.
not really, mostly just people shitting on Gamefreak.
I like Palworld a lot so far, but honestly wouldn't recommend it in its current state to someone that doesn't like monster collecting. The crafting is meh but the base building is pretty simple to get and putting pals to work is way better than leaving them in a box or only using them for turn based battle. Instead of shinies being recolors the lucky pals are massive and have a unique skill and attack.
How's that bro? Wanna discuss or are you just gonna buzz some more?
Shit is selling millions, they dont exactly need a shill