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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solange because i like her hair and her wide hips.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hips you'd expect all princesses to have to birth a new generation of royalty.
      Also why does she get so little attention?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hated that game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 3ds version was painful to play. EX version is better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that so? I've been wanting to play it and have no idea what the fricking difference is.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what this is or who these are but the one on the left is hot

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been waiting for this game to go on sale on Switch for eternity because it seems neat to play handheld and frick if I'm paying full price for it

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one on the right because I like jesters.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the femboy is kinda hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like a twink than a girl.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown because brown
    I know absolutely nothing about this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The company died I heard, so they can't make a sequel like they were hoping back in 2013.
      Which is a shame because I was hoping that they could fix it and maybe it'd get a bit more attention this time.
      The most recent thing involving the cast is their portraits being free on fricking RPG maker of all things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peak heroine design unironically

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is most amusing is despite that sort of thing being considered so pervasive, it's weirdly rare to actually find outside of chinkshit MMORPGs. I haven't seen a game with this sort of armor in a long time outside of coomer skyrim mods.
          But otherwise there's no real bikini armor, especially not with a blonde.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Archeblade came kinda close with their valle character, sadly the game has long since died.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was it an MMORPG? Those seem to be the only games with this sort of armor. Unfortunately I find the gameplay fricking terrible for them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it was an arena deathmatch kinda game.
                Kinda like rakion from back in the day.
                Or overwatch I guess.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was it popular enough for there to be actual fanart of the characters?
                As well as 'the other stuff'?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk, but it was relatively popular on release, and then playerbase waned over time and finally died, and it died relatively fast too.

                You can look up the fanarts in the usual places.
                pixiv probably would have more since some of their players and fans were their own people, i.e. koreans.
                I think there was small japanese fanbase too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, she should have full armour greaves matching her gauntlets, the sandals look like shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just say you're a homo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is most amusing is despite that sort of thing being considered so pervasive, it's weirdly rare to actually find outside of chinkshit MMORPGs. I haven't seen a game with this sort of armor in a long time outside of coomer skyrim mods.
        But otherwise there's no real bikini armor, especially not with a blonde.

        She'd have to be virtually invincible on the battlefield, who could resist raping this princess right there instead of just wasting her beauty by killing her?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called rating armor. Part of the reason I so dearly wish someone makes an H-game with a Solange expy.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there was a mini beat em up renaissance and they didn't give this series another crack.

    The original fricking sucked but I guess it sold well enough, the b***h pops up in indie spin offs. So have another go. But make it good this time.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game fricking sucked to play on 3DS
    But I've considered replaying it, how's the PC version?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girls, guess I'm giving this game a shot.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The brown one is the best by a mile.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this game look like such ass to play? Everything about it looks amazing except for the gameplay part.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just Guardian heroes but not good

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate thief for me.
    I played the game like for 5 minutes and it felt pretty shit with ugly graphics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The brown one is the best by a mile.

      the femboy is kinda hot

      brown because brown
      I know absolutely nothing about this game

      Sex.

      Even if it means you'll have to run from the law for the rest of your life? Wouldn't you rather go with the blonde bombshell dictate the law and pump her with enough kids to repopulate the entire kingdom?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nun.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Creates perfect blonde bikini armor design
    >Does nothing with it but a remake, puzzle fighter, and direction input fighting game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they censor the puzzle game version at that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who fricking cares when it's chibi and most of the fun is stripped out on that alone?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zero porn of the brown girl
    frick me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk man unlike Solange Ali actually has a doujin

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thief, because her belt bra is hiding the largest, pillowy breasts of the lot. Solange is shoe on head blissfully dumb, the guy is useless, and the not-zombie still has rotting flesh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Solange is blissfully dumb
      That's the best part? Usurp her whole kingdom and have her ride you while you dictate edicts on the throne and she's none the wiser.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only literal children are attracted to a braindead body because they lack the mental capacity to appreciate how erotic banter is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Banter is hot, don't get me wrong.
          On the other hand, consider the bonus that she's probably too dumb to notice you pick up someone worth that banter while you use her as an onahole.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You couldn't bore me further if you tried.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You more an intellectual lover then anon? What type of gal would you file as your type?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. I got old and for some reason, let it be low testosterone or media brainwashing I got obsessed with brown tomboys.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I find ANYTHING on Fatlus's controversial, "COP a feel" ad campaign for this game? Google just says there aren't a lot of great results and proceeds to show me NONE OF THEM.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One brown rogue tomboy kudasai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow over mystara CHAD
      HOLY FRICK CHAD CHAd CHAD CHAD

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the zombie

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zozo (the zombie girl) was always my pick in-game. Love me some monster girls and I always got a kick out of how completely deadpan she is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute feet

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mating press zozo

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the zombie girl because i have severe autism

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I notice how you didn't mention that one of them is a dude.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot pic

      That's because it'd be more funny when I mention that after someone picks Allegro.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did pick him
        no regrets

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          An unapologetic homosexual?
          Gotta admire your moxie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before I knew that, I thought "all 4 at the same time". But if what you say is true, then I pick all 4 at the same time.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kinu Nishimura firing on all cylinders for the art
    >ACE firing on all cylinders for the music
    >Fulfilled a gap in the market for a Guardian Heroes successor
    >Had a solid amount of content for a handheld beat-em-up
    >Comes out as a 5/10, stays a 5/10 when ported off the 3DS, and then the updated port of it somehow manages to take a step back for every step forward and remain a 5/10
    >Nicalis shoves Solange into every crossover it makes anyway just because she's got bikini armor
    Code of Princess is one of the saddest games that never could.

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