Talk about this device NOW

And why absolutely no one making threads about it except me.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe no one else has one

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the shilling die so quickly? It just came out you know.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      those lights seem like it would be annoying in the dark, but i assume you can turn those off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get some Hall effect replacements.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5$ part
      No wonder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm... maybe the dead zone is too large. What an idiot, typical— OH NO NO NO. 0% dead zone. Bwahahahhahaha, but seriously, it's probably, a software thing that needs fixing.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a switch at home

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the switch at home xDD ->

      And why absolutely no one making threads about it except me.

      /s thanks for gold

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this?
    a bad pc?
    all pc are handheld if you are strong enough.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have both this and a Deck? Would love to hear any comparisons. I figure if I'm still using the Deck daily anyway it's probably too soon to upgrade, but I'm excited for the future of the handheld PC format and was curious about this one in particular

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sees like the software is currently fricked, check back in a month or something

      sold out around me so i'll wait for the second revision with improved battery life and steam os dual boot

      >microsoft funding
      >steamos dualboot
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what you're on about. Anyone who's owned Asus shit, especially the ROG series of phones knows its coming.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can dualboot on the Rog Ally tho

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it won't come with a dualboot out of the gate which is what he was seemingly waiting for

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ETA Prime dude booted some linux distro on it, chimera os I think.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon, I'm not saying you can't dual boot, I'm saying it won't come with another operating system out of the factory

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay with your deck, you'll have at least 2x the battery and marginally better performance for some games at the cost of higher latency (wine/proton will unfortunately always incur this latency penalty as a result of the extra software interpretation layer so playing fighting games and rhythm games will always be fruitless n steam deck/steam os)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      should i buy a deck or wait for deck 2

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deck 2 ain't comin for years.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ally is better hardware without a doubt. Better screen, better sticks, better performance, better upgrade-ability. It's just better.
      Software, which can be improved, isn't quite there right now. But people are playing games right now.
      Don't get either because you won't play any games on them after a month.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >better sticks

        Why did the shilling die so quickly? It just came out you know.

        >better upgrade-ability
        they are about as upgradeable, which is to say: not very much

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sold out around me so i'll wait for the second revision with improved battery life and steam os dual boot

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it? A chinese bootleg Steam Deck/Switch?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well asus is chinese, so I guess so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well asus is chinese, so I guess so

      >chink shit
      lmao, kek, lol, rofl

      *Taiwan
      Just an fyi that most of the devices you use have some silicone chip that was fabricated in Taiwan.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chink shit
    lmao, kek, lol, rofl

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did they think putting the same 40Wh battery the deck has in a device that can pull 50 watts a good idea? Decks biggest complaint was its battery but at the very least it doesnt pull more than 30 watts max. Going to laugh when ASUS sells people a bigger battery replacement in a month.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batteries take space and there isnt going to be a bigger battery. You need to design a bigger and bulkier device to facilitate it. It'd then weigh more and be less comfy to hold.

      You just plug it in and play in your home or train or whatever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it's a plug and play device there's a ton of better options including gaming pc + streaming portable device or just your phone with third party controllers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, theres SD, asus rog and some way more expensive chink devices and thats it.
          If you're into handheld gaming those 2 are your only real options and you just deal with the limitations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            handheld gaming implies portability and the ally isn't portable

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Handheld implies you can take it with you in your bag into a train and play on the go, or on the bed or the sofa.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't use it on the train though because it will be at 0% in 20 mins

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What kinda fricking train doesnt have a charging plug for every passenger?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >needs to have it connected everywhere he goes, even on the train
                then its not portable

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                its a great alternative to a laptop if you plan on using it primarily for gaming and saving a few hundred dollars. i like it a lot but i may return it because it was admittedly an impulse buy. i'm not the biggest fan of handheld gaming but its everything i want out of a handheld console honestly. easy to pirate and emulate without having to jailbreak, while also having access to PC games. can't really beat that

                i played diablo IV on it for about an hour with the sound on, high brightness, & turbo mode the other day. the only reason i stopped was because it's not as enjoyable as it is on my PC. still runs and looks gorgeous though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the only reason i stopped was because it's not as enjoyable as it is on my PC
                This is the conclusion of every handheld purchase of things that can be played on PC.
                I bought a $120 RG351V years ago. Neat device, nice looking screen.
                I do not play it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Defeats the purpose of calling it a portable device if it only works, as advertised, when you are anchored to an outlet. I say 'as advertised' because they gave the performance metrics for when its in 30w mode and the battery metrics for when its in 15w mode. They obviously tried to alleviate the battery issue by having it limited to 15w when unplugged but at that point youre spending almost 2x the price of a Steam Deck for similar or worse performance. Other than being easier to lug around in bags and not requiring a stationary table, I don't see the point of getting this over a bit more expensive gaymer laptop if the peak performance away from home is what you want. ASUS put themselves in a weird position and rushing the product out doesnt help. Also
        >reddit spacing

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bought one and the r trigger cracks when I press it. the other day it stopped clicking altogether but i managed to fix it. every once in a while armory crate glitches and i can't change the tgp. other than that it's been a fantastic device, performance is exactly what I wanted, it's lightweight, buttons feel great and the screen is sharp and bright

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it came and went.
    I mean it's nice that there's a push for better performance, the Deck v2 is long overdue at this point but they went in the worst possible way with proprietary garbage software that locks basic features, relying on windows, same battery as the deck even while consuming more power resulting in pitiful battery life and overall built using cheap materials

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, the Deck v2 is long overdue at this point
      This is why anything pc based isnt going to sell big numbers.
      The fricker is just over 1 year old and it already feels outdated, where shit like the switch, which was outdated on day 1, is still going strong in sales(compared to portable pc's).
      Pc gamers expect huge jumps every few years and always wait for "the next one", and because they think a next one in a fricking year is normal, people dont really buy the hardware.

      If there would be a switch 2, I would think it would last 7 years or so, a deck, maybe 2

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a youtube review and they said the buttons are shit. If they frick up something as basic as that it doesn't deserve the time of day.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got one and i like it so far. it works with the jsaux 6-in-1 dock so i have it set up as a desktop connected to a mouse, keyboard, and monitor. i can just unplug it if i want to play games

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It genuinely feels like they just saw the steam deck's success and decided to jump in with very little planning. Portable PCs were almost entirely made by incredibly specialized companies appealing to an incredibly small niche of gamers. When Valve released the Steam Deck, it's easy to tell how much r&d went into it. Meanwhile, ASUS only really touted the better hardware and "it runs windows" and just by looking at it you can tell that the user experience was merely an afterthought.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The battery is worse than Decks, making the concept of portable useless.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your device lasts less than 6 hours at max load, it's not portable.
      It's a small laptop from 2006 with controllers taped onto the sides.
      My phone plays games at higher quality and for longer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My phone plays games at higher quality
        you're delusional

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but this is accurate
          My phone has S8 Gen2 and emulates games better than Deck does including Switch on the new yuzu android port. The chip is simply faster. Deck has an ancient Zen2 chip which is 2019 tech.
          It also has an infinitely better OLED display. I got the gamesir x2 pro controller for it and it's amazing and the battery life is absolutely nuts, it regularly does 10h screen on time in aetheresx2 (ps2) and citra mmj (3ds). yuzu android lasts less obviously.
          You can make the argument that Deck is better because it plays PC games but I just play these on my PC (duh) and stream them to my phone if I want to play them on a handheld. Deck is too slow to offer a decent quality in new games and sure you can stream to it too but then you have to suffer its dogshit cheap LCD.

          Deck is a decent Switch alternative I guess or PC alternative if you're cheap but if you already have a high end phone and PC it's such a downgrade it's not worth it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        so the Game Gear isn't a portable console? You fricking idiot.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used mine for a few hours last night and I'm liking it so far. The hardware is great but the armory crate software is in dire need of an update.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When does ASUS usually announce sales performance for their devices? End of the quarter or by the end of the fiscal year?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And why absolutely no one making threads about it except me.
    Shill.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really a shill, I hate it as much as i hate windows. im just puzzled at the insane shill campaign that happened calling it a deck killer and now that it's finally here they all disappeared

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        really? on Ganker i've seen Steam Deck threads triple in frequency and literal paid shills that disparage it 24/7. the Rog Ally "shills" never really existed, at least to the point of actual valve shills' accusations

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there were a ton of rog threads when it was announced, now that it's out there's barely any traction...almost as if there wasn't any sort of genuine interest in the product to begin with

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overpriced
    >No trackpads
    >moronic RGB lights
    The SteamDeck has a shit screen/body ratio, low resolution and moderate specs, yet there still isn't a reasonable competitor. How?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Costs well over 1000 aud
    >Doesn't even have gyro
    Worthless.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I've been playing FPSs recently so I haven't touched my Steam D-
    Oh. Never mind.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone just make a controller with a monitor in the middle so I can get the same effect with my pc?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's plenty of those anon, in fact your phone is the monitor, you just need to buy the controller

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the new update fricked with performance?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new bios update makes everything perform worse

    Why do we still tolerate ASUS again?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More exciting than your crappy handheld is the fact that someone on the planet is interested in playing Armored Core V. I guess AC6 is generating hype?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice shilling. still playing on my steam deck.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Broke a clip replacing my Decks back plate, now I gotta replace the front plate. Frick.

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