>has so much positive energy and progressive political messaging that at one point I actually found my cheeks hurt from prolonged grinning. >As you swing through the game’s immense and detailed virtual New York you’ll take in a fantastically diverse city, filled with people of various ages, gender identities, physical abilities, and skin colours, all just living their lives. >There are cultural street festivals with dancing cooking you can almost smell. Rainbow and Ukrainian flags hang in front of stores. People speak in the languages in which they’re fluent, whether that means English, Spanish, or ASL. >And missions often up the positivity ante. Some of my favourites are ones where there isn’t even any fighting or action, but rather Spidey just doing friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man stuff. Like when he helps a gay kid arrange a series of surprises around campus for his boyfriend. >The game makes for fantastic escapism, acting as a counterpoint to the growing intolerance of the meatspace we inhabit when not playing. It’s a bold move in an industry the big players of which tend to shy away from any sort of potentially divisive messaging. Don’t be surprised if a vocal minority of players boycott the game for its social justice themes.
Finally my dream of being an alleyway wienersucker will no longer be thwarted by being a 30 year old washed up office worker.
I for one welcome the sunflare and ensuing economic ollapse.
Yeah?
Why would you help someone that is not trying to improve or contribute to society? They are parasites, they only consume and don't bring anything back
The weak that wants to be strong does deserve help
The weak only should be helped and deserve to be helped if they are TRYING to become strong. If they grovel in their weakness they're not worth bothering with because they will NEVER reach a point where they are strong enough to not need to be helped
>>The game makes for fantastic escapism, acting as a counterpoint to the growing intolerance of the meatspace we inhabit when not playing. It’s a bold move in an industry the big players of which tend to shy away from any sort of potentially divisive messaging. Don’t be surprised if a vocal minority of players boycott the game for its social justice themes.
Lul
>this game is super progressive and positive, it's meant to be escapism from the evil chud world we live in
But also >chuds are only a vocal minority implying that most people will buy and like the game because the writer thinks most people are progressive
So what the frick is it?
What is so bold about displaying every single thing that the investment monolith requires of you?
What is so bold by agreeing with every thing that the powers that be in society openly promote and openly punish people for running against?
Why do these people pretend to be the underdogs when at the top?
You know what would be bold?
If spiderman called that gay kid a gay.
If he made fun of the way a bad guy looked.
If he did anything other than be the pinnacle of advertiser friendly. If there were any segment of the game that would run afoul of YouTube monetization sensibilities because of language or content.
look at that pencil drawing profile picture, he's the fedora-core of facebook millennials that think everything is ironic/analogous to political problems, which just comes across as homosexualry.
I heard that Miles cucks Peter out of his own alter-ego, as in, he fully gives the name to Miles at the end.
Miles is so fricking lame: "Peter but 2 minorities at once, electric powers and invisibility powers". Mary Sue OC donut steel: the character. He also learned to be Spider-Man much faster than Pete. Frick that.
>a superhero helping out a kid is a bigger deal because the kid is gay
i don't get it, he always helped everyone with FEAST anyway, he literally has the moniker ''friendly neighbourhood'', why does it matter that the kid is gay?
If you play it Ganker will become infuriating for the proceeding month or two because you will have been the only person discussing it who actually played it.
First one really wasn’t that good, a bit mediocre all things considered. Also I’m not sure how relevant it’ll be to the new game, because I haven’t been following the development of any of the games, but the Miles spinoff just sucked.
I want you to waste your money, buy it you stupid homosexual
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You can get it for free
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How? Its a PS5 exclusive
Suck some dick for it
That's not free, anon
it's free if you enjoy the dick
Next you will tell me battlefield salvage isn't free beauty products
Actualyl there's a better idea OP spend that money on custom mech wars
that monke picture made me think you were going to say "talk me out of buying the new king kong game"
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posting in a hell yeah thread
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>has so much positive energy and progressive political messaging that at one point I actually found my cheeks hurt from prolonged grinning.
>As you swing through the game’s immense and detailed virtual New York you’ll take in a fantastically diverse city, filled with people of various ages, gender identities, physical abilities, and skin colours, all just living their lives.
>There are cultural street festivals with dancing cooking you can almost smell. Rainbow and Ukrainian flags hang in front of stores. People speak in the languages in which they’re fluent, whether that means English, Spanish, or ASL.
>And missions often up the positivity ante. Some of my favourites are ones where there isn’t even any fighting or action, but rather Spidey just doing friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man stuff. Like when he helps a gay kid arrange a series of surprises around campus for his boyfriend.
>The game makes for fantastic escapism, acting as a counterpoint to the growing intolerance of the meatspace we inhabit when not playing. It’s a bold move in an industry the big players of which tend to shy away from any sort of potentially divisive messaging. Don’t be surprised if a vocal minority of players boycott the game for its social justice themes.
source: https://financialpost.com/technology/gaming/marvel-spider-man-2-review-feel-good-game-decade
That sounds fricking dystopian.
>escapism
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>It’s a bold move
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>Cali kid who thinks the entire eastern US is hickville Nazi land
yeah
If WW3 breaks out, how exactly will people like this function if they get called up to fight? Will they even be able to?
>w exactly will people like this function
They won't. They will just kill themselves or will be killed.
>Implying some journo who got his job through nepotism will ever see a front line.
I hope all journos see the front line
You guys are acting like anyone on either side will be able to function if they get drafted
It has happened before, and itll happen again.
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this world needs a massive solar flare to cleanse these c**ts
Are you practising blacksmith or no-tech farmer?
What's that artist name? His comics are pretty funny.
I would probably be one of the wienersuckers in that scenario.
Finally my dream of being an alleyway wienersucker will no longer be thwarted by being a 30 year old washed up office worker.
I for one welcome the sunflare and ensuing economic ollapse.
>The strong not helping the weak stand
truly this homie wasn't raised right
beggars doesn't deserve help, they are parasites to societies
to even think that means you're not worthy of strength
Yeah?
Why would you help someone that is not trying to improve or contribute to society? They are parasites, they only consume and don't bring anything back
The weak that wants to be strong does deserve help
hell yeah
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The weak only should be helped and deserve to be helped if they are TRYING to become strong. If they grovel in their weakness they're not worth bothering with because they will NEVER reach a point where they are strong enough to not need to be helped
>Tfw skinny and get exhausted from running for 40 seconds
Sign me up for dick sucking lessons I guess
>>The game makes for fantastic escapism, acting as a counterpoint to the growing intolerance of the meatspace we inhabit when not playing. It’s a bold move in an industry the big players of which tend to shy away from any sort of potentially divisive messaging. Don’t be surprised if a vocal minority of players boycott the game for its social justice themes.
Lul
>this game is super progressive and positive, it's meant to be escapism from the evil chud world we live in
But also
>chuds are only a vocal minority implying that most people will buy and like the game because the writer thinks most people are progressive
So what the frick is it?
>enemy is both strong and weak
What is so bold about displaying every single thing that the investment monolith requires of you?
What is so bold by agreeing with every thing that the powers that be in society openly promote and openly punish people for running against?
Why do these people pretend to be the underdogs when at the top?
You know what would be bold?
If spiderman called that gay kid a gay.
If he made fun of the way a bad guy looked.
If he did anything other than be the pinnacle of advertiser friendly. If there were any segment of the game that would run afoul of YouTube monetization sensibilities because of language or content.
That would be bold.
Gee, I really wonder why the intolerance is growing
Lmao what a massive homosexual "writer"
>super mario bros wonder
>a metaphor for class conflict
how is this a real person
look at that pencil drawing profile picture, he's the fedora-core of facebook millennials that think everything is ironic/analogous to political problems, which just comes across as homosexualry.
my god that hurt to read. you could tell they were literally just checking off points on a word doc
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>Ukrainian flags hang in front of stores.
Petitioning some brave anon to swap them for OUN flags when it comes to PC.
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so wholesome, just like when the avengers took down thanos together or when the fellowship helped frodo by distracting sauron's army!!!!!!!!!!
loosen up homosexual
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get out newbies
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no u
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You homosexuals aren't supposed to SAY "hell yeah" you're supposed to just THINK it
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I think out loud
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Perchance.
Everything I type here I think in my head though. I don't dictate my posts out loud
you can't tell me what to do fgt
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It's called putting your thoughts out there moron
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reddit thread frick all of you
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you have played this same exact game several times already
if you somehow havent, you should instead buy those other games for half as much
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I look like this
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Monkeys r kool
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It's goyslop
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It's unanimously the second coming of Christ in video game form.
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I wonder how the monke perceives the world through those shades compared to us. It's clearly not bothering him.
It makes him think "hell yeah".
Monkey eyes are basically just like human eyes. He probably thinks "hell yeah, I don't have to squint anymore!"
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If you played the spider-man games for ps1 and n64, you played the new one already.
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I heard that Miles cucks Peter out of his own alter-ego, as in, he fully gives the name to Miles at the end.
Miles is so fricking lame: "Peter but 2 minorities at once, electric powers and invisibility powers". Mary Sue OC donut steel: the character. He also learned to be Spider-Man much faster than Pete. Frick that.
if you already own a PS5 there's no reason not to
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..but 70% of the campaing is with Niles homieles
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>a superhero helping out a kid is a bigger deal because the kid is gay
i don't get it, he always helped everyone with FEAST anyway, he literally has the moniker ''friendly neighbourhood'', why does it matter that the kid is gay?
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he's not monkeying around anymore
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That picture goes so fricking hard
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FAKE
HOWD HE GET THOSE ON THERE?!
It’s Miles Morales 2, not a real Spider-man game.
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Ban me you gay liberal wienersuckers
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Is this edited?
What is this from?
I skimmed through to find the clip, it starts at 1:01:05
did you like it?
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It's not even coming to pc yet.
uhmmm I have a PS5
my condolences, I'm sure they'll find a cure someday
IM THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED
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>"Hell yeah" he thought to himself having first laid eyes on the chimpanzee dawning shades.
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If you play it Ganker will become infuriating for the proceeding month or two because you will have been the only person discussing it who actually played it.
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it will be 20 dollars in 6 months. in a year you can play it FOR FREE on PC
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bro? Monkey in my sunglasses? Hell Yeah
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can someone explain this thread to me? I'm not new I'm just moronic
read the second word
woman detected
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you're moronic for consuming marvel capeshit goyslop, hell yeah
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I'll try:
Don't buy the new spiderman game
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Mary Jane is ugly and black Spiderman
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troony thread
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there are a lot of cool chimpanzees vids but they are actually pretty fricking dangerous when they get angry.
Pull that shit up, Jamie
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First one really wasn’t that good, a bit mediocre all things considered. Also I’m not sure how relevant it’ll be to the new game, because I haven’t been following the development of any of the games, but the Miles spinoff just sucked.
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Wait for PC port so that you mod it
Did any modder put ps4 peter face back yet?
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The real test of this image is to remove the text
The reaction was predictable, but the fact that the thread is now a day old is surprising.
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>GUYS, I THINK
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Too much venoms , peter retires at the end and miles saves the day also abtivenom exmachina
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