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>this comic is as old as Ganker
Someone tell time to slow the frick down.
>Made everyone different colours since he didn't want kids seeing race
>Just made me grow up believing every colour represented a different race, like green and purple people were black
>Doug and his dad were like the only white people, his mom and sister being hispanic
I just realized that Doug was just the shittier Hey Arnold, Nickelodean probably sold it to Disney to reduce redundancy.
Even Arthur did it but better. Speaking of Arthur.
Holy shit
And doing so shot themselves in the foot because Disney's Doug was much more popular than Nick's, enough to get a movie in theaters that was a financial success.
lost
If you hold the handheld upside down and rest your thumb against the Doug button, you can get significantly more taps per second by drumming your other hand's fingers along the back of the device. Tetris players call it, "rolling" but you're actually drumming.
Next, I'll teach you how to Dougie.
DOUGGING IN THE NINETIES
IT'S THE PLACE WHERE I WANT TO BE
FASTER
that screen looks like paperboy except with much more street
no shit?
shit?
The creator's background is /soc/ tier
what do you MEAN
https://ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending/
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
just frick my shit up famalama
One of the funniest things I've ever read
does this mean the nice guy doesn't get the girl in the end?
"Nice guys finish last" is a mantra of life that's all too true
it sounds like the real "Doug" didn't finish at all
>Roger was the stereotypical butthole bully who lived in absolute poverty and you're supposed to like that his life sucked
>But then his mom becomes a millionaire and he gets a perfect life with no hardships ever again, still a humongous butthole and completely got away with it
I wasn't sure what the show was trying to tell me then and to be honest I'm still not sure
Life's a b***h and then Roger marries Patti.
it didn't have a message, it was just therapy for the creator
like honestly it wasn't even funny or interesting, I don't know how the frick it was even made to begin with.
My theory is that because you only see things through doug's lens that roger isn't nearly as bad and if anything is just desperate for friends
Disney's changes were all stupid shit and you shouldn't overthink it
>Skeeter is a genius but he wastes his brainpower on dumb trivia
>Roger is rich
>school is shaped like BeBe's head
Doug was a pretty annoying show already but at least the original has a weird identity and charm, Disney's Doug is like a dreamworld based on Doug fandom
What's that comic?
imagine simping for a b***h so fricking hard you make a CARTOON about you getting her
you don't have to be a chad you just have to NOT be a complete and utter beta homosexual
not true
there's no way in hell that's a dominant high T male
tsuyu brother
how does he chew food
he probably doesn't
LE SIT ON MY CHAIR DOUGLAS
"Sorry Porkchop, I know you hate licking peanut butter off my dick but Patty Mayonnaise gave me blue balls again."
Dear Diary,
Today, I learned about fricking an old man in the ass. His shit was so warm on my wiener, it's like I was buttfricking an angel.
teach me how to dougie
merry christmas
who else watching the vinesauce stream rn
You gotta pause buffer right before the Dink cutscene.
YOU BROKE MY GRILL?
was Doug an incel?
no, he was a run-of-the-mill insecure loser. not incel because 1) too young and is never shown thinking about sex, and 2) the "in" means "involuntary" implying the person is trying. Doug wasn't really trying, he was always giving up prematurely and nervously half-assing his attempts
giving up is incel behavior
if you give up trying then you're just a "cel"
you're all moronic