>*teammate opens mic*
>"ong bro who let lil bro cook? L rizz frfr"
How to respond?
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>*teammate opens mic*. >"ong bro who let lil bro cook?
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meanwhile in reality, zoomers are losing their hair earlier than any other generation
JUST
based
The broccoli cut is ironically a baldcell cope. Zoomers spend on average 2x more time looking at their own digitized faces compared to millennials, so zoomer "males" are incredibly sensitive to changes in their hairlines.
Bruh frrrrr, dusty-ass millenials malding ong like bruh go back to yous old people homes :skull:
I don't play CoD/moba/f2p/ multiplayer games
how do they pronounce "fr" in real life?
efer? fere? fore?
four reel
you don't
you just say for real
>Sheeeeeeesh, bruh, you sound big mad. I'm just vibin'.
This, but you run it together and usually say it twice like:
>Foreal, foreal
oh yeah true
>fr fr, on god, no cap, straight facts, no printer
Fur-reel.
you say frr frr
frou-frou like the french
I've never heard any zoomer speak like this. Why did you conjure this non existent caricature?
How do you open a mic
>PS2? That shit is retro af bruh.
Your response?
where I'm from, zoomers prefer larping as zased oldgays nowadays
>where I’m from
you from gaysville?
Hey, language little mister.
>where I'm from
Ganker perhaps
It is thoughever.
zoomers are literally cucking themselves out of existence
I do my best LTG impression to scare that white boi into submission.
"in english, please"
>, please.
>>, please.
maldy 'lennial thread
one of my coworkers has that zoomer haircut and a bunch of us usually call him broccoli boy. he doesnt get why and it makes it hilarious.
https://voca.ro/18Jt5IMgODmg
Sprechen Sie Englisch? No seriously, I don't understand a single thing in that sentence, it might as well be another language.
That’s not how you use rizz, b***hass
Wtf does that mean? The generation raised on Blacked and cuckold sessions
23y/o and already too old to understand shit
the ramenhead is accusing the person playing (you) of putting their little brother on the mic, due to the lack of charisma being exhibited
Was that even a sentence?
>How to respond?
"Shut the frick up Black person"
Games don't check voice yet to you can slur as much as possible
OW 0.5 does.
Okay but if you play that, you already deserve to be banned from all online play
Hold'on, let me cook
Whatcha cooking up there champ.
>"Don't you be slingin' that bullshit jive at me, you whack-ass turkey."
>OD gaaaas my brother in Christ, this y'all king?
The lady at the bottom looks hella sussy no bussing cap fr fr
deadass?
shhheeeesh, he cookin
Just call them a Black person and they’ll chimp pit, zoomers literally try their hardest to imitate Black folk to the point where they even get offended by racial slurs not even for them
This, name the last racist you’ve met that wanted to make their hair look more like the group they hate, Black folk used to straighten their hair to look more like whites half a century ago
*blocks ur path*
why are they like that? I dont remember teenager being like that 20 years ago.
At least the early 2000s teens didn’t want their hair to look like a Black person, 2010’s was Bieber hair
Gen x used to bully homosexuals that's why if they acted like that while I was growing up Chad Thunderwiener would have bullied them in a classical way that reminded them they're meant to be men not preening homosexuals.
These guys ARE the bullies these days
laughable
Back in my day I had to deal with groups of violent gigaBlack folk on steroids armed with baseball bats smoking and drinking in the open and acting as if they owned the place, even the teachers were afraid of them. Now these homosexuals are the bullies? Damn kids have it easy.
Where the frick did you grow up
Anyway, physical bullying fell out of fashion, probably because anti bullying campaigns made it the biggest of all evils. So basically preps won over jocks as kings of the school, except maybe in inner cities areas.
Pretty sure modern, hip-hop styled boy bands have been around since the 90s.
what were greasers like 20 years ago, granpda?
I would brutally beat up these homosexuals.
The boys who made girls all over the world lust after white gen Z bvlls and saved the white race by having the highest birthrates since the WW2 gen, I kneel
For me, it's Versace
Also, where are these kids from? I usually associate this type of homosexualry with Europeans.
homosexuals
Are they dancing and singing? As in a homosexual boy band or something?
Imagine your friends invite you over you expect to chill out play some COD some Halo or whatever get a pizza and then one of the homosexuals starts suggesting dance routines and opens tiktok
No wonder zoomies dont go outside or struggle to make friends
when you put it in that context it's pretty funny, what the frick
Saviours of the white race.
tell him that he's a seething troony and that he should go back to watching magical girls anime. also describe him a picture of a so᠏yjak holding a controller and tell him that it's him
Mute them and return to fragging gays.
>t. zoomer
More coal on tha 'log.
If you're gonna talk like a Black person, go suck the nearest black dick and swallow.
>be (You)
>40yo loveless man
>pretend to be 17yo zoomer for internet points
*Open mic*
*place mic on ass*
*BRRAAAAAAAP*
*close mic*
i wish people were still beat up and bullied for acting gay
Cool it with the racism against black folx
If people you're playing video games with are so much younger than you that you have problems relating to them maybe it's a sign that you should move on and grow up.
Allahu Akbar.
What do older women see in them?
they ruined older men's lives so they latch onto fresh meat
>iToddler filename
Stop larping you stupid Black person
>implying I just wasn’t too lazy to rename it on my PC
if you used a real phone you could just rename it on your phone
guys younger than them???
I thought women hated guys younger than them
never in my entire life have i heard the ''zoomer'' speak irl and i am a zoomer myself but still born pre 2000 so i thankfully haven't turned into these abominations raised on Fortnite
The usual old fashioned way : "shut the frick up, Black person."
I consult the tried and tested methods of internet communication - showing respect to the forbearers who pioneered such tools. I turn on my mic and say - clearly and precisely - "Blow it our your ass".
get off vent or i'll have you bent
Poke fun at them and call them zoomer and such. If they respond then it's just fun banter. No need to get too serious on everything.
Shut the frick up wigger
teamkill him
>How to respond?
I don't respond, I just report for being toxic