Tears of the Kingdom

I dislike the horse mechanics because I can never think of a good name

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horsey mc horseface

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pony
    >horse
    >steed
    >mustang

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >named the horses after my friends back when BotW launched
    >found out they transfer over to TotK if you have a BotW save file
    >I haven't seen some of those friends in half a decade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      May if you hadn't named your horses after them they would still talk to you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was funny at the time.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glue.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I called my golden horse Zelda because it reminded me of her hair
    Also she fell off akala citadel bridge because I was too busy looking at akala citadel to realise the bridge was out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you have to play the pone toll!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she okay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rectum? Damn near killed em

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honse. Flappy.
    Those are the ones I have now.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Derpy Hooves. Rainbow Dash. Applejack. Mi Amore Cadenza. You have tons of names.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horse

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buckaroo

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My best horse just randomly disappeared during my last session.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the giant Ganon horse?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named mine So-so because he has a 2 in every stat and the other one Taco Bell but i don't remember why

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    follow tradition
    embrace what was taken from you and now returned
    name him Black person

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i name them based on their color. "Brownie"

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    horses have never been so useless in zelda game

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spoiler
    Yeah, me neither. I have my horses from botw and their names are Uno, Dos, Epona (from amiibo) and Blanca (Zelda's horse).

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ploppers
    Big Hoff for the jumbo horse

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been boycotting the stables since those Black folk let my stalhorse die alone in the daylight
    at least now they can live happily underground

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >called first horse in BOTW Blatch
    >can't remember why though
    >called the white one Storm

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give mine random biblical names from the old testament. like Bethlehem and Japhet.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just name them from characters or beasts in books you like
    >pallas
    >destrier
    >hwin
    >ciaphas
    all mine. or if they're dappled, call em spot

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    meatloaf

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bucephalus

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Named Zelda's horse Terako because of Hyrule Warriors.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zonai

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna name my black horse Midnight, but for no reason whatsoever decided to shorten it to Midna

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dislike the character limit, I had a great name but it was one letter too long, just named it something else and never used that horse again

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    named every horse after my friend
    up to VI now the definitive edition

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neigher and Hoofcaust

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trotterby
    Applesnack
    Binky Pie

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I called the horse god "Max Power". I didn't bother catching anything else since I still had a horse from BotW.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1
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    I got a black one and named it Black person not expecting them to let me do it
    Named the gold one Goldy because Humanity came out the day I got it.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just name it Horse or Epona.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer real names, like Horace.

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