What did he do with the onions? Just hoard them? Can you cook in Minecraft? I don't understand how someone can famous with one specific vegetable in Minecraft.
>person has stage 4 cancer that would take half a decade of slowly happening > this means its related to vaccines that barely existed for 2 years
You moronic? Do you think cancer is a brand new thing?
>GUYS PLEASE CARE ABOUT MY EPIC REDDIT ECELEBS
Anyone else find it hilarious how zoomers have been trying to get a thread of this numale going forr about 24 hours now?
You already fricked up, you may not know it but the zoomeritis is already spreading throughout your body, it's only a matter of time before you can't get boners and your hair starts falling off.
Well duh, a lot of cancers generally have to develop for quite a while before you notice any symptoms.
I learned this over a decade ago and I'm used to it now
That's why you need to do checkups often. I'm more scared about heart conditions, since those are even more elusive and you can die without warning, unlike cancer (especially now since the vax)
A check-up is unlikely to find any sort of cancer. The tests they need to run are expensive and time consuming, they're not gonna do it for every paranoid person who walks in the door. Even if you believe you do have cancer, doctors will entertain every other possibility before ordering the tests.
Cancer is always happening in your body, most of the time it's really just mild and your body eradicates it quickly
Sometimes it unfortunately gets out of control and you end up like Technoblade here
You might have OCD, I had similar anxieties last year and got diagnosed with it. Nothing matters and if it's beyond your control then it's not worth worrying about.
Speaking as someone with a history of cancer the autism goes away once you actually get it
Rule of thumb? If it has been 3 plus weeks and you have a pain either coming from a concerning lump or you don't see any reason externally for the pain get it checked out if you have the insurance: either it is fine, or worst case it was already happening and you can deal with it earlier
You could also slip in your bathroom and break your neck. Until you get older, your cancer risk is statistically negligible. After 50, make sure to get regular checkups.
Obviously; my post was more about the general population who don't have a history of early cancers in their family. If you know you're high-risk, your doctors will recommend more frequent screening.
Cancer is caused by parasites and the cure is anti parasite treatment, you can look up people that cured their terminal cancer with amti parasite medicine
I've been here so long I have saved images starting with 12 in filename.
Only /b/ acted like this, and even they knew back then when not to be a fricking homosexual.
I'm still waiting for the "real virus" that will kill all unvaccinated morons like me and spare the obedient jabbies, you shills said it would be here last winter but nothing happened, how much longer do we have to wait? 2 more weeks?
Oh holy frick. I only knew about this dude today and felt for his dad after watching his last video. Now I truly believe if he didn't get vaxxed and didn't promote it, he would still be alive. Or at least he wouldn't be burning in hell for causing many other kids to die an early death thanks to vaxx shilling
People die all the time, if anything fake tears for someone you've never heard of is weird. >then just shut up!
People don't want e-celeb shit on Ganker
so any kind of childrens show that sells merchandise is "exploiting minors"? What about Sesame street? im sure the minors feel so exploited whenever their mom buys them a plush elmo toy
>Dude managed to reach 11 million subscribers while dying from cancer and sold merch of his own death
Fricking legend
guy is literally on his death bed, but decided to get in contact with his merch designer just so his siblings can get money after his death. This is sad and funny at the same time
Yeah, a portion. Knowing how this goes, they'll spend the little amount needed to pay the t-shirt company making this, and the rest'll go to the charity (maybe like 1/3rd' at most'll go to his family after his passing, but that's still fine)
guy is literally on his death bed, but decided to get in contact with his merch designer just so his siblings can get money after his death. This is sad and funny at the same time
>Know you're on your death bed >Release last second merchandise capitlizing your very own death, knowing people will buy it en masse >Financially support your family one last time.
Pretty Genius
literally boomers and early millenials caused this to happen. boomers died of cancer at early age because of radiation, zoomers are dying of cancer at early ages because of microplastics.
https://youth-time.eu/why-the-plastic-industry-is-killing-the-gen-z-generation/
The israelites are constantly spraying poison wherever they can but the cancer rates have been going through the roof since 2021 because of the clot shot.
I still don't know why they didn't just amputate him right away, watching his previous updates it sounds like whatever doctors were in charge of him could never agree with each other and were overall grossly incompetent
But hey that's american healthcare for you lmfao
>I still don't know why they didn't just amputate him right away
he didnt wanted to, you have rights to not be treated in anywhere in the world. there was still a possibility of cancer spreading even if he amputated his arm so he just went full yolo. i would probably do the exact same thing.
Never heard of him, but seeing his story really scares me >be 22 >get cancer just randomly >get treatment, seems to get better >just 1% of cancer left >die anyway 10 months after diagnosis
Like holy shit this is so scary
Yeah cancer's a b***h. My sister got her cured and then got leukemia one year later because of the cancer treatment. There is no winning with this shit.
the only thing differentiate Ganker posters and mcyt fans is one is anonymous and other one is not. they are literally the same, they have no life, no father or parental figure in their house, no money, they cope with posting stuff online and doxxing people.
The sad thing is this isn’t even a joke. People would give him money for doing that and think that it’s fine.
Sick world we live in where a kids a hero even though he extorted thousands of kids parents through their credit cards.
It was almost certainly his own wishes. He had plans for making joke videos even if his arm was amputated. The merchandise is designed in ironic fashion as well.
>milk his channel >release one short video, with no ads, relaying his final message
uhhh, you ok? not everyone has terrible family
2 years ago
Anonymous
You really think they won't be putting out more videos? come on dude, look at the video description they are going to milk this channel for all they can get out of it. Most likely they will have family arguments over who gets to control it in the coming months.
Money makes devils of us all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay, so your best argument is an assumption backed up by nothing (or anecdotal experience). Cool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do you think they don't care about the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year this channel makes?
DO YOU REALLY THO?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't, because I don't care. They'll either start doing it or they won't. That's then, and for now they're not doing it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>look at the video description they are going to milk this channel for all they can get out of it
that auto description, most of the popular youtubers dont sit and write description they just copy paste it or channel moderators/bots change it for them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
dood it's just an accident that I'm getting all this money, plz understand. im actually in grief right now (like and sub plz)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's just an accident that I'm getting all this money
its not accident, he actually said in the video that money he earned in his career is going to his siblings' education. stop seething about it nerd.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You expect me to watch that shit? Don't care either way.
2 years ago
Anonymous
if you dont care about it then why are you so pressed about it? stop seething nerd.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're a moronic homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
so when did you cut off your humanity? i pity you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
today is a sad day
RIP Techhnoblade
https://i.imgur.com/kebFTfA.jpg
But not in Minecraft.
yup, definitely not fake, guys
saged, reported and cringe
sneed
/thread
/locked
2 years ago
Anonymous
It says on his website, all proceeds will go to some sarcoma charity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>all
a portion of*, the exact % isn't disclosed xD
2 years ago
Anonymous
damn, why can't they give 100% to charity, and just sew, print, and ship the shirts for free :/
2 years ago
Anonymous
they can give 1% and pocket the rest, just like every other charity
>Boomers grew up in a world where you can just shake hands with your boss and get a five bedroom house with a week's pay >Zoomers grew up in a world where they do Tiktok and Minecraft videos with eachother and become multimillionaires before even leaving school
Millenialbros, we got robbed...
>become famous >have millions of people admire you >earn millions of dollars >have fun and take easy while these happen >die while you are at your peak >no major drama has ever happened in your career, always had fun even when you were competing with others
if i had 100 lives, i would choose to be technoblade too.
Eat your blueberries and drink your green tea. Cancer hates those.
Obesity, smoking, drinking, too much sun exposure, chemical fume exposure, genetics, processed meat, processed trans fats, etc can all lead to increased cancer risk. Try to eat natural and maintain an active healthy lifestyle.
It's cause you arent paying attention to all of the people who died from smoking before you were born. You're only seeing the lucky ones that made it to 80 while smoking
The Etika sticky happened because there were too many threads and jannies wanted to contain everyone who wanted to talk about it, its not because jannies think he 'deserves' it or whatever. His death wirh preceded by a multi-month lolcow schizo breakdown with a lot of deranged happenings which is why it was generating a lot more threads here and needed to be contained.
Anon you don’t understand.
Etika is le funny based black man who watched trailers for a game series that’s a CULTURAL PHENOMANON!
He’s the only person in the gaming industry who deserves a death sticky.
>Another lost to this damn meat singularity
I don't know whats worse, how total it is or the fact that if Humanity really fricking wanted to go all in on it we could probably crack it in a decade or three and we're just not. My hatred for the way the pharmaceutical industry is run increases with every passing second.
>tfw DSP outlived Technoblade, Etika, TotalBiscuit and Reckful
DSP is the following:
-Former pro fighting game player
-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, etc.)
-Survived the Adpocalypse
-Survived the death of Machinima
-Survived the death of EVO
-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
-Survived the IRS
-Survived getting swatted
-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
-Survived having his bank info leaked
-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result
-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
-Embraces positivity
-Will outlive every single e-celeb
He will be looked back on fondly for years to come and will be loved for bringing joy to people's lives while you will be remembered as a sore loser that shitposted his youth away on one of the shittiest websites out there.
>He will be looked back on fondly for years to come and will be loved for bringing joy to people's lives while you will be remembered as a sore loser that shitposted his youth away on one of the shittiest websites out there. >Implying I give a shit about people remembering me
Okay and?
>He will be looked back on fondly for years to come
no he fricking won't you moron. Zoomers are AHDH c**ts that latch on to the next big thing in the blink of an eye. The internet is a fricking graveyard of these people, no one gives a shit when they move on/die. It might upset you but thats just how it is
>be in discord server (yeah i know) >make a joke about this homosexual dying of cancer, joke wasnt even that serious, server is just shitposting 24/7 anyways >start getting called mentally ill for making the joke, one of the mods gets really angry at me >get banned for the joke, even though posting porn and saying Black person which is against the rules, just gets you a strike
Why do zoomers worship these fricking ecelebs so fricking much, bunch of garbage "people" that get rich by milking content of kiddy games, most of the time they dont even edit their own videos and just pay someone else to do it
>it's just a prank bro!
Usually joking about someone requires knowing the bare minimum about someone.
The real joke is you, assuming everyone but you is a zoomer, and that you can do no wrong.
>assuming everyone but you is a zoomer
I never denied being a zoomer myself. Plus I know that the server is full of zoomers >and that you can do no wrong.
Again, never denied this. I wouldn't give a shit if I got a strike, but getting banned for a dumb joke while worse shit is posted on the server all the time and people don't get striked
Grow up you embarrassing zoomer homosexual
Fine
>Act like an edgy underage moron >Get banned >Cry about it on 4chinz
I'm not really crying about it, it's a discord server we are talking about. I have better shit to worry about
It wasn't bait, but good on you for owning up to it.
Still, I avoid joking about shit I have zero clue about. If people care about something to the point of posting about it, then I'm not gonna come in hot acting like a sperg if I can't even deflect when confronted (by saying I watch him myself).
What was the joke? If you got banned over joking about a dude who talks about slavery in his videos, you must've really fricked up.
>hear if someone passing away at an extremely young age from a disease >first literal thought in your brain is to say “lol he dead” to strangers in the internet
Idk you just sound autistic, and trying way to hard.
>even the most far-right brainwashing channels moved on from this bullshit
Not at all, go on /misc/ now and they're still talking about it and every time someone dies they attribute it to the shot
The thing is that it's pretty hard to say if someone died from the shot or not. A friend of mine died of heart failure recently but even then I can't say if it was 100% the vax fault or if something was wrong with him all along.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Heart failure is shit.
Its worse when the person dies from it and they were in shape and healthy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but got a close friend who died of cardiac arrest recently, he was actually bettering his lifestyle (e.g. fixing sleep schedule, actually exercising) even though he wasn't too out of shape before, and then he just died in his sleep. He did get jabbed afaik but I don't subscribe to the conspiracies just yet. Only other noticeable thing before his death was him eating a lot before going to sleep.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He was 22 and he wasn't in terrible shape, but he was just starting to better himself. Then we ran for 5 minutes to get our train and died on it.
The year before (before getting the vax), he did a hearth checkup and they said he had arrhythmia due to his chest going inwards, but it shouldn't have been a problem. I don't know if it was that or the vax and it scares me. Since it happened I've been afraid to run and do other stuff, since it could also happen to me. I just hole that the vax didn't do me dirty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Look at this fricking zoomer gossiping about the eceleb, he knows his entire fricking life, and for what?
Nobody cares except /misc/.
Nobody is getting the vaccine anymore, nobody is telling people to not get the vacine anymore, it's a non-issue. The only people left are /misc/ schizoids going "haha we told you so!" every time someone dies, to get a tiny bit of dopamine from feeling superiority.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Nobody cares >Proceeds to get repeatedly baited over and over again
Stop
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Virus so deadly need to shut down world. >Half the world duped into taking vax >Half didn't >Memory hole the whole thing
Totally normal it happens all the time go back to sleep
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Get vaccinated from birth >Vaccine prevents some serious disease >Never had any reasons to distrust that system >Pandemic strikes >"We're developing a vaccine" >Get vaccine while understanding the risk because you know it's experimental, but you want to give it a chance because you never had any reasons to distrust your healthcare system >Getting the vaccine is a CHOICE anyways so it's up to people to decide whether they trust the system or not >Get the vaccine or not, it's not my business because Iadey own choice and I'm not interested in going to war with laymen of both sides who think they have the absolute truth after reading too many medical or conspiracy blogs >Some fricking idiots later on want to pin the vaccine as the reason for everytime people get something from the regular cold to the fricking cancer.
This is what I struggle to understand. I never had any problems with people choosing not to get it because it's their choice and I wanted to thinj that people were aware of the fact that the vaccine was a prototype, but most people are tribalist homosexuals with zero critical thinking who must either vouch for the pro vax sports team or the anti vax sports team.
My problem isn't with the fact that people chose to get or not to get the vax, it's that the tribalist plebs on both sides act like health professionals as they shit on the opposing team and refuse to acknowledge that we're all morons who didn't go to med school so our ammount of education on the subject doesn't warrant taking such a strong and rigid stance for or against a vaccine.
In tldr: It should just have been take it or not and everyone deals with the consequences, but instead it had to devolve into a tabloid normalgay war.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Mandates vax under threat of being fired for practically all employers in job sector. >We wont force you but now you cant feed your family. LOL
I just wanted to stay out of this normalgay war and be left alone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Vaccines work, but that's precisely why they shouldn't be used.
Vaccines allow genetic failures to thrive, it intervenes in the much necessary social darwinism that filters out unfit people.
If therer's so many crazies and unhealthy morons out there, is because of this idea that just because you managed to leave your mother's vegana, you are entitled to live.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Might as well just say that society is useless and that we should all return to picking berries in the wild. Do you gays listen to yourselves? Do you even know what purpose a society serves?
If you're not happy with having to care for your neighbor, go back in the wild by yourself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Do you even know what purpose a society serves?
Stealing your money, I guess.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Brainlet take.
Please go build a mudhut in the bayou and relinquish all of your rights to live among society.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Please go build a mudhut in the bayou
No thanks, I have a pretty decent home already.
> relinquish all of your rights to live among society.
The concept of "rights" makes no sense, if you are given rights by a higher entity, that entity could take those rights just as easily.
Having rights only as long as you don't piss someone off makes the very idea of giving rights pointless.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Will you go read about what a society is already and how society actually happened? There was always someone on top, there will always be someone on top. Society isn't a commuje, it's a society. It comes with rigid rules, a social hiearchy and people having roles to fullfill. Taking care of the weakest link is part of a society's responsibility, otherwise, as I said, make your own community or go away back into the wild where the rule of nature will filter the weak.
You can't seriously complain about healthcare in society and tell.me that you still want to eat the fruits that society provides. You either take part or you don't, but if you don't, stop crying about it or frick off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You can't seriously complain about healthcare in society and tell.me that you still want to eat the fruits that society provides.
Not him, but I do exactly this, I evade taxes and I still use roads.
Yes, i'm a thief, I don't care.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But I don't, what I have I paid for it, all what "society" offers is just allowing parasites to thrive.
Then they wonder why there's so many people whining about mental illnesses, no shit, you let the crazies rrun rampant and breed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thansk for confirming your surface level understanding of the system you choose to live in, we are done talking.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I haven't, lot of people talk about the infamous "social contract" but I don't remember signing anything.
Don't cry if people just decide to start robbing and eroding the useless system you imposed on them that only benefits people who have nothing to give to anybody.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but I don't remember signing anything.
them move to a shed in the woods
the industrial revolution and its consequences were a disaster for the human race ...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again, I have a house, and i'll defend it to the last bullet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
but you still live in a society
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know it's off-topic, but you have to take into account that the guys used a lot of subterfuge to convince people.
There was the famous 100% safe and effective, the changing of the vaccine concept to something that doesn't need to immunize, the lie that natural immunity doesn't exist, the omission that the mRNA "vaccines" were actually gene therapy, the fact checkers saying that the association with myocarditis was conspiracy theory, the statistical manipulations to convince that people under 50 were in the risk group, the lack of clarification that most of the dead had various other comorbidities, etc.
See that when there is a strong division among the people, it isn't something that happens naturally, it always happens because of strong lobbies are acting behind the curtains to try to profit on something that society considers taboo. We get into the game because we are too dumb to understand it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the polio vaccine was not advertised as 100% effective you fricking moron, it was 90% effective
i wish you right-ended morons learned in school that vaccinations are preventative measures, not some flawless blockade against all forms of a particular disease
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's funny that soupd use the term "layman" and then pretend that a recombinant vaccine and RNA transduction are the same thing and should be regarded with equivalent scrutiny. Also you're just lying about it being a choice.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's not a choice >Except for everyone who didn't get it and got zero consequences out of it.
Social pressure and pressure from the government isn't the same as a mandate, anon.
And to me, the layman is anyone from both sides acting like health experts because they confirmed their bias from reading articles written by "health experts". We never had to be divided hy this, we never had to pick a side, but we just couldn't help it because tribalism is a cancer that is ingrained into our savage instincts.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Social pressure and pressure from the government isn't the same as a mandate, anon.
"Take the jab or you're fired" isn't social pressure, dipshit. >We never had to be divided hy this,
We weren't divided by this. The division was pre-existing and much deeper. Are you a liberal dipshit sheep who insists everyone submit to the globohomosexual hydra, or are you capable of independent thought?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Are you a liberal dipshit sheep who insists everyone submit to the globohomosexual hydra, or are you capable of independent thought
The fact that you automatically assume that I must be in Basket B tells me that it's not worth discussing with you.
I guess we're not all mutts then. In my country, nobody got fired ovee the vaccine because it's very much illegal to do so.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>In my country, nobody got fired ovee the vaccine because it's very much illegal to do so.
Well you're the exception, because it's the case in most places and was at least attempted pretty much everywhere.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dude, im still getting tv commercials and radio ads URGING ME VERY HARD to get vax.
I lived in a house with several people who had covid. I tested negative, no symptoms, not sick. Got 2 weeks off work paid.
What has the vax to do with cancer? Vax causes heart attacks and sudden death syndrome, literally nobody ever claimed it causes cancer and there is literally nothing that shows an increase in cancer since the vax. Pretty obvious you just shitpost and don't actually care about the dangers of the vax
It's always like this
At first it was the greatest shit ever and will save everybody, then it was "ok it actually doesn't stop the propagation but it alleviate the most heavy from of it", now we are "it doesn't do shit and the side effect include increase chance of heart attack and stuff"
You see the pattern? What will happen next I wonder
>What has the vax to do with cancer?
It's confirmed that it fricks up your immune system, cancer isn't magic, cancer happens when your immune system cannot keep up with your DNA's frick ups.
I do actually, I just went from wanting to help people to wanting vaxxcucks to die.
>I don't know what I'm talking about so I'm going to say something that sounds scientific that I heard on the news and then not elaborate to make it seem like my opponent is inattentive.
God I want sub Black person iq people to leave this site.
>I don't know what I'm talking about so I'm going to say something that sounds scientific that I heard on the news and then not elaborate to make it seem like my opponent is inattentive.
God I want sub Black person iq people to leave this site.
That’s sucks especially at that young of an age. Despite this I never heard of this guy before amongst the sea of minecraft youtuber’s not do I watch those type of videos
I don't believe in god but I do think that the things you do in life have a way of boomeranging back onto you. I'd be careful mocking a guy for dying of a disease he had no control over.
It's genuinely a horrible tragedy and I hope I live to see all 200+ forms of cancer eradicated from this earth. 1/5 kids with cancer die from it. I wish our government would react to it the same way we reacted to covid, but unfortunately cancer doesn't shut down the economy and that's the only thing they care about.
>I wish our government would react to it the same way we reacted to covid, but unfortunately cancer doesn't shut down the economy
But the flu didn't shut down the economy, the goverment did because they started to care about the flu
I really gotta stop mentioning covid cause I'm tired of arguing with you fricking morons.
The covid deaths caused extreme lockdown measures. The same amount of people that died from covid die from cancer every year, but cancer doesnt spread via the respiratory system so it isnt a concern of our corporate leaders.
>The same amount of people that died from covid die from cancer every year
So did a quick search because that sounds like bullshit, so in 3 years 6.3 million people died of covid and don't forget a lot of countries were caught inflating death tolls by counting every death of somebody with covid as a covid death , 10 million died from cancer in 2020 alone, so please stop lying homosexual.
I should have said in the US. My bad. I dont count other countries because in my mind they are irrelevant.
>Ask steve jobs how well natural remedies work for cancer
Not sure how this is an argument considering nothing worked for him and he's fricking dead mate
A traditional course of chemo + pharmaceuticals would have worked and he could have afforded it.
>A traditional course of chemo + pharmaceuticals would have worked and he could have afforded it.
It wouldn't because pancreatic cancer is deep in the body and only diagnosed when it's large. On top of this, Jobs had a rare form of it that was in a more secluded area of the pancreas and more easily spread through the body.
That's some schizo boomer facebook shit. The reality is it's mostly a handful of universities and research charities working to "cure" it. You're right that all the money is in the treatments, but they don't have a cure they are sitting on. It's a money issue and why I feel the government needs to put billion-trillion dollar bounties on curing cancers. Unleash the power of the private sector on this disease
>Ask steve jobs how well natural remedies work for cancer
Not sure how this is an argument considering nothing worked for him and he's fricking dead mate
This needs blueberries and green tea on the anti-cancer side. They have huge anti-oxidant impacts on the body.
Also the cooking oils you use have a huge impact on it as well. Olive oil and coconut are very healthy while vegetable oil and canola are very cancerous
Your body constantly breaks down and tries to rebuild itself with the food you eat. Healthier nutritious food produces healthier stronger cells. If you eat processed artificial garbage, the cells it produces are shitty and weak which is how diseases start.
How do people die of cancer? Like what is happening in body that will kill you? You just close your eyes and you die?
Like wtf?
Usually some form of organ failure. Cancer is unregulated cellular growth. If a giant mass starts to form in your liver, eventually your liver loses the ability to function properly and you go into liver failure which is fatal.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay why? What exactly makes processed artificial garbage worse than healthier nutritious food? Which substances in them are the key difference?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Artifical dyes >Shugar substitutes >Preservatives >Micro plastics >Excess oil and fat >Higher cholesterol and sodium content
There is no way anyone is this moronic, this has to be bait.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are on a board that discusses video games bro perfect Black person cattle, you think they question what they put in their body?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Higher cholesterol and sodium content
This is the only scientific example of this list.
I'd also appreciate some peer reviewed scientific papers linking those two to cancer risk, thanks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're kind of an idiot. You ignored the examples he listed and instead honed in on the last two that arent tied to cancer, but instead heart disease which is actually deadlier.
If you want to act like a dipshit and continue eating hotpockets out of a microwave, be my guest, but dont be surprised when you drop dead at 43
2 years ago
Anonymous
Because artificial dye and shit like that are umbrella terms instead of specific things of note.
Is EVERY artificial dye bad? That's stupid and you're fearmongering here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Key mate I know a Gankerizen when I see one. These people are lost causes mate don’t even try educating them as to why food processed to hell and back is bad for you
But anon, how can we afford our bloated populations necessary to keep shareholder profits increasing and the tax base expanding so we can make social security payments unless we mass-produce our produce?
BET YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE HECKIN SHAREHOLDERS AND BABY BOOMERS' RETIREMENT, DID YA?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>see article saying chips cause cancer >get hungry just because of the image of chips and go buy some
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've read somewhere that the main reason why we crave chips is because they have salted iodine in them and our body needs it. Same thing with magnesium and chocolate.
>I don't believe in god but I do think that the things you do in life have a way of boomeranging back onto you.
Anyone that needs to be told this to make them not make fun of a 23 year old dying shouldn't be convinced in the first place, not because of karma or some other made up nonsense but because the golden rule shouldn't be your moral compass as an adult. Its purpose is to get kids to behave, and I believe it ends up shaping selfish people since it puts the focus on your feelings and your emotions despite implying either ideated good or harm towards another person.
a internet minecraft player that was more successful that many people on Ganker will ever be
he even monetized his death like a true chad so his family can live better
>Be me 41 year old dad >Manage a discord server for my son with aspergers to hang out and play computer games >Get home from a hard day of work >Some edgy homosexual starts making fun of a youtuber my son used to watch >ha-ha-ha guys check it out, technoblade never dies, but actually dis time he d-d-d-did die xDDDD >Find out he was a 23 year old who died of cancer >Try to tell him it's insensitive and I'll ban him if he doesn't stop >b-b-b-b-but you let that guy say the n-word once
Is there any actual proof that the shot causes cancer? I know about myocarditis, and heart conditions increased since 2021, but I don't know about tumors.
>Which is the exact spot he would've gotten the jab.
Don't make assumptions like that, I got mine in my left ass cheek. I assume it may have been the same for lots of other people.
Because you zoomers insist on forcing your trash here. >GUYS LOOK AT THIS EPIC TIKTOK >GUYS LOOK AT THIS LITERALLY WHO ON TWITTER >GUYS MY EPIC MINECRAFTERINO FNAF ECELEB JUST GOT RAPED TO DEATH BY A SWORDFISH
who cares
You do.
If you don’t care you would never have open this thread, I don’t give a frick about elden ring so i never entered an elden ring thread
Its really that easy.
Your getting upset about a actual fricking thread on Ganker lmao. have a nice day
I don't, I came here to tell you to frick off.
Why do you keep forcing ecelebs here, zoomer? Why can't your ilk stop gossiping about literally whos for one second? It's all you do, you come herre, you flood the catalog with social media shit and you gossip, all fricking day.
It's like you are some kind of sorority composed of 13 year old girls.
And you don't use filters because...
Because i'm not going to bother putting a filter for every fricking zoomer eceleb? Hell, this is the first time I see this c**t mentioned, and seeing how he's dead, hopefully it's the first and last.
Only person that i ever heard used the word zoomer was a zoomer
Your trying to hard, heres your (you). Your not some edgelord or guy just saying it how it is or whatever you cope into thinking you are
Your just some homosexual trying way to hard for (you)s
Heres your pity (you) loser
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes le (You) le (You) le (You), everyone knows you post 2015 cucks are fascinated with le epic (You) meme, now frick off to reddit to gossip about your corpse eceleb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
mindbroken
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this is considered not trying way too hard
Lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes le (You) le (You) le (You), everyone knows you post 2015 cucks are fascinated with le epic (You) meme, now frick off to reddit to gossip about your corpse eceleb.
Not from zero. They go from detection to zero in 6 months.
2 years ago
Anonymous
From detection to lethal*
You could also slip in your bathroom and break your neck. Until you get older, your cancer risk is statistically negligible. After 50, make sure to get regular checkups.
That's really bad advice actually. You should always be screening your testicles and paying attention to any changes in your body you cant account for
2 years ago
Anonymous
>That's really bad advice
You should see a doctor every two years or so to do general stuff, but invasive screening procedues, especially radiological ones are a crapshoot. If you get some bloodwork done and the numbers are way off, then yeah, maybe something's up.
But if you go do a CRT or whatever and there maybe possibly eventually could be a thing there? And outside of that you have literally no symptoms?
That's just causing anxiety and it doesn't tell you anything, if you don't have a family history.
What people don't understand is that people don't really look alike on the inside.
Dying at 20 must be the worst as a personal experience because your brain is already formed and you know how things work, unlike a child for example who cannot conceive exactly what is happening.
Imagine knowing that you are going to die and thinking that your worries when you became an adult were to make videos of children's games that you can't stand to see in front of you anymore to keep the Youtube money coming into your account and that's it. That was your life. You literally dedicated it to Minecraft and Youtube.
early minecraft eceleb faded hard after disappearing for a while came back hey im sick guys, proceeds to be irrelevant to minecraft still becomes literally who.
would of been more of a factor if he kept going with minecraft but he really wasn't and now hes dead and his dead ass wanted pity points
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
We tried to warn you
You didnt listen
Then ((they)) stuck you — a crescendo, Jabbie
The vaxx messed up your heartbeat
Left your health on the backseat
Now you're in a hospital bedroom
You were stuck down
It was your doom
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
You've been stuck by
You've been jabbed by
A israelite criminal!
Ow!
whoever wrote this pasta needs to learn how to have the syllables match up. the concept of a "israelite criminal" parody is fricking brilliant but this is written like piss.
I’ve been shitposting all day because I’m poor and can’t afford new vidya I want.
This is sobering. I’m a dumb butthole and need to focus on what’s important.
It’s not really hard to understand data >More people get covid with the vaccine than those who didn’t >This means the vaccine isn’t effective
It’s not really that hard.
>watch his final video >feel terrible for his loved ones losing someone so young >watch video where he announced his cancer diagnosis >see him shilling the COVID-19 vaccine and shitting on people who refuse to take it
I'm glad I never got into his content. I tend to watch small content creators instead, but I'm having to reconsider my support as some of them recently went into political territory discussing the Roe overturn and showed that they tow the party line as uninformed and misinformed useful idiots. Do I really want to provide time and money to people who would be fine with my nieces, nephews, sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, etc. being aborted because muh women's rights?
Maybe one day I'll find a content creator that's smart enough to keep their mouth shut and let their viewers make their own informed decisions on matters.
How fricking sad is it that the first person to be universally agreed upon to be the best at playing Minecraft fricking dies a few years later.
Well at least the Dreamstans are finally right when they say Dream is the best at Minecraft.
I swear americans are the only people who still give a single frick about corona and the vaccine.
I didn't get vaccinated just because I was lazy as frick and nowadays nobody here asks for it.
Corona is over.
Americans don't care about vaccines, they are just fighting over that shit because all Americans are natural fanatics who need to sperg out over everything because all US population under the age of 40 is composed of overly emotional homosexuals with BPD.
I've seen Americans shill for Ukraine or Russia harder than Ukranians or Russians themselves.
They are all nutjobs. They are also ugly and fat.
>have no interest in youtubers or minecraft >didnt know who this guy was >still feel bad for the guy's family and his fans, got misty eyed watching the dad's video reading out the youtuber's final message
feels good to not be an edgy subhuman like the rest of you
Can jannies ban all these zoomers who obviously come here from reddit and social media?
Why is this thread even a thing? Who fricking cares about some literally who kicking the bucket?
I can’t even say its just edgy 12 year olds. It seems like just really pathetic 25-45 year olds trying way way WAY to hard to prove to ACTUAL ANONS ON FRICKING Ganker that tbh it just soooo above caring and their just so epic cool guys
Thats why who spam is a thing. Its to say “idc”
“Idc so much that i spend hours scouring threads about it spam it” please give (you)
Its tiresome. Idc but theirs no discussion to even be had with moronic try hard homosexuals.
>zoomers literally having a mental breakdown over people not giving a frick and trolling the frick out of an unironic eceleb worship thread
Maybe you should stick to twitter if you want a le epic wholesome eceleb gossip thread, redditors.
>not giving a frick >scouring threads and spending hours inside it telling everyone how much he just doesnt care
Huh? No it’s obvious this is just some weird cope shitpost thing
Sad thing is least technoblade has a thread when you die nobody will remember you the next day
>scouring threads
You fricking zoomers have been spamming threads about this literally who for about 24 hours now and seething that jannies were deleting them, and only managed to get one going because they are asleep.
Why are you so desperate to force your cancer here?
Tell us, what are you going to talk about the fricking minecraft youtuber, zoomie?
-Former pro fighting game player
-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, etc.)
-Survived the Adpocalypse
-Survived the death of Machinima
-Survived the death of EVO
-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
-Survived the IRS
-Survived getting swatted
-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
-Survived having his bank info leaked
-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result
-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
-Embraces positivity
-Will outlive every single e-celeb
I don't know who he is or care about minecraft and shit.
I just feel sad seeing anyone die. I'm jaded and cynical but even I can see how fricked it is for a dad to produce his sons last youtube video cause he died of cancer.
>watch video, don't know anything about the guy >dad is pretty calm, so don't feel too sad >feel bummed out cause i remember kitty0706's death >think some people might go through that with this guy, get sad for them >dad starts tearing up and you can hear it well >have to mute if i don't want to start crying too
cancer sucks. hope his family's gonna be okay
completely agree. the fact that he apparently asked for the laptop just afterwards and just started writing when he was pushing it off before just feels sad, like he realized that it was the end. frick this
You don’t mean that, i mean you do to this board.
Have to really impress other epic homosexuals on the internet because thats what cool guys do
They get other losers internet approval.
but if someone told you a 23 year old died young irl you would keep your mouth shut.
I know you would, everyone does. You have no backbone
I don’t even care about techno or minecraft. It sucks someone died so young but im here to observe people like you
I think its fascinating how hard you try to appear you don’t care and lie to yourself and everyone else for made up internet points that don’t matter
Theirs no discussion to even be had with you. I can understand every single reply you have at the ready because its just spamming troony and zoomer
Both zoomer buzzwords thst only existed post 2016. Its not interesting and just typical.
sorry who?
Famous Minecraft onions boy
uhhhh
Minecraft onions?
Minecraft onions as frick
What did he do with the onions? Just hoard them? Can you cook in Minecraft? I don't understand how someone can famous with one specific vegetable in Minecraft.
Schizo newbie
Psycho moron
No no no, he was famous because of the potatoes in minecraft
heh
Cringe
>reddit """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Never heard of it
>Minecraft onions boy
>famous
What the frick are you talking about
learned this the hard way while i was high as a kite a few days ago so i'm not even going to make fun of you for trying to type "onions" out.
Onions
Literally who cares?
onions?
A popular Minecraft YouTuber that died from cancer while he was doing vaccine propaganda even at his last days
>person has stage 4 cancer that would take half a decade of slowly happening
> this means its related to vaccines that barely existed for 2 years
You moronic? Do you think cancer is a brand new thing?
no one died from anything other than natural causes or murder until the vaccines started. Now people are just randomly dying all the time. look it up.
Oh my. You are literally moronic
Hurr durr cancer was created 2 years ago
I literally thought the same.
good
Literally who?
I don't care
Frick off to reddit
Never heard about him
RIP
Just sticky the damn thing already
>GUYS PLEASE CARE ABOUT MY EPIC REDDIT ECELEBS
Anyone else find it hilarious how zoomers have been trying to get a thread of this numale going forr about 24 hours now?
I’ve never played Minecraft and it allow me to living longer then zoomers
same, I only played some weird version of it on my PSP a decade ago and that's it
You already fricked up, you may not know it but the zoomeritis is already spreading throughout your body, it's only a matter of time before you can't get boners and your hair starts falling off.
Wouldn't zoomeritis cause your hair to get curly?
>playing minecraft gives you cancer
I'm not surprised
can you learn english before posting on an english website
It seems you never redeemed either
Technothread never dies. RIP Alex.
Someone make the party rock mixtape already so OP will join his favourite eceleb
Sorry furry but this isnt a furry thread so no one is going to back you up on this one.
never heard of him
Where isa the sticky?
Why would we have a containment sticky for this? No one is spamming or using it to shitpost.
Because we just lost this heckin random jackoffarino! We need a sticky every time some random homosexual dies.
?t=183
epic foreshadowing
who killed him?
putin's climate change
xqc
Dream
press S to spit
Damn, that sucks.
Rather than sad, shit like this makes me extremely anxious.
You could have cancer right now and be completely unaware of it.
We all have cancer annon. All the time.
Well duh, a lot of cancers generally have to develop for quite a while before you notice any symptoms.
I learned this over a decade ago and I'm used to it now
That's why you need to do checkups often. I'm more scared about heart conditions, since those are even more elusive and you can die without warning, unlike cancer (especially now since the vax)
A check-up is unlikely to find any sort of cancer. The tests they need to run are expensive and time consuming, they're not gonna do it for every paranoid person who walks in the door. Even if you believe you do have cancer, doctors will entertain every other possibility before ordering the tests.
There could also be a plane heading to your conveniently insured office scyscraper right now.
Cancer is always happening in your body, most of the time it's really just mild and your body eradicates it quickly
Sometimes it unfortunately gets out of control and you end up like Technoblade here
You might have OCD, I had similar anxieties last year and got diagnosed with it. Nothing matters and if it's beyond your control then it's not worth worrying about.
Are you afraid of getting behind the wheel? Crossing the street? Leaving the fricking house? Stop worrying about that shit, if it happens it happens
Yes to all of those
Speaking as someone with a history of cancer the autism goes away once you actually get it
Rule of thumb? If it has been 3 plus weeks and you have a pain either coming from a concerning lump or you don't see any reason externally for the pain get it checked out if you have the insurance: either it is fine, or worst case it was already happening and you can deal with it earlier
You could also slip in your bathroom and break your neck. Until you get older, your cancer risk is statistically negligible. After 50, make sure to get regular checkups.
If your family has a history of cancer you should get checkups also in your 20s
Obviously; my post was more about the general population who don't have a history of early cancers in their family. If you know you're high-risk, your doctors will recommend more frequent screening.
Just don't take a certain vax that fricks up your immune system and you'll be fine.
My friend had a brain aneurism and died instantly.
>You could have cancer right now and be completely unaware of it.
Statistically speaking, it's not particularly likely.
Post
Cancer is caused by parasites and the cure is anti parasite treatment, you can look up people that cured their terminal cancer with amti parasite medicine
NO REFUNDS Black person
>good
>press s to spit on grave
it was a 23 year old kid who died of cancer, how inherently evil must you be to post shit like this?
>yes i do play minecraft and i love watching technoblade.
you are in edgy kid and manchild territory
You can't read
what makes you think that? i can indeed read.
s
S
Lmao he was a vaxtard
lmao you are a moron
Did he take the vaxx? If yes then I agree, what a moron
>Coming to Ganker, Ganker of all places, expecting people to feel sympathy
it was a futile attempt to show these gay nerds some humility and that you dont need to shit post every post
Do you know where you are? If not, you'll learn quickly. Welcome.
its why i used the word futile. ive been here since about 2012, the only thing thats changed is me
>we need to be edgy and hate everything because... we just do, okay?
damn, talk about being a mindless drone
If your feelings are hurt, you can also go to Reddit or Twitter. They care about those things there,
It's not a need, naturally a lot of people on this board are very jaded.
LURK MOAR
I've been here so long I have saved images starting with 12 in filename.
Only /b/ acted like this, and even they knew back then when not to be a fricking homosexual.
go the frick back redditor
Ganker is caring.
you need to go back
>s
S
Ganker is pretty much poisoned with newbie edgelords, its a shame but it is what it is.
it has always been that way, laughing at these morons has lost its fun
yeah dude I remember back when v was good!
s
did you seriously expect sympathy niglet
*Essh*
>kid
>23
I spit on you future grave as well
s
He shilled the "vaccine" to kids and paid for it.
https://twitter.com/ThirtyVirus/status/1431360978181107718
oh, another non vaccinated anon, good!
This means you will die sooner than later 🙂
Says the vaxtard :^)
I'm still waiting for the "real virus" that will kill all unvaccinated morons like me and spare the obedient jabbies, you shills said it would be here last winter but nothing happened, how much longer do we have to wait? 2 more weeks?
Oh holy frick. I only knew about this dude today and felt for his dad after watching his last video. Now I truly believe if he didn't get vaxxed and didn't promote it, he would still be alive. Or at least he wouldn't be burning in hell for causing many other kids to die an early death thanks to vaxx shilling
lmao my reply was removed? nice one pharma shill
Pharma shills and twitter bots will get you if you use certain keywords, not to mention jabbies are sensitive and report-happy.
People die all the time, if anything fake tears for someone you've never heard of is weird.
>then just shut up!
People don't want e-celeb shit on Ganker
>acting like Ganker is a high quality board
>NOOOO AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL A MAGIC AGE NUMBER SO YOU CAN BE LESS EVIL
oh just stfu
Where do you think you are?
I remember /b/ celebrating 9/11 as it happened (stragely having only Israeli IPs though)
>Ganker was founded in 2003
Sup newbie
Dont worry anon, its all underages trying too hard to fit in
The dude died of stage 4 cancer
fricking cancer
kek the description
It's real and in character. He had ironic post-death merchandise already prepared.
>Dies
>Releases a "I'm fricking dead" line of merch.
This homie was too good for this planet.
>whole business around exploiting minors.
Nah he's a huge piece of shit just like every other Minecraft channel.
so any kind of childrens show that sells merchandise is "exploiting minors"? What about Sesame street? im sure the minors feel so exploited whenever their mom buys them a plush elmo toy
Remind me which part of Sesame Street (as in the show itself) tells kids to buy their merch.
I'll tell you NONE.
All the commercials for tickle me elmo and other shit moron.
I don't get it. But I also have no fricking idea who this is, because I'm not underage.
LOL, well it's totally in character though, homosexual and his family got the last laugh from zoomers buying his post-mortem merch en-masse
>a portion
Here's a you for my mistake
>Here's a you for my mistake
thank (You) kind stranger!
Yeah, a portion. Knowing how this goes, they'll spend the little amount needed to pay the t-shirt company making this, and the rest'll go to the charity (maybe like 1/3rd' at most'll go to his family after his passing, but that's still fine)
he is faking his death for money isn't he?
>Dude managed to reach 11 million subscribers while dying from cancer and sold merch of his own death
Fricking legend
guy is literally on his death bed, but decided to get in contact with his merch designer just so his siblings can get money after his death. This is sad and funny at the same time
>decided to get in contact with his merch designer just so his siblings can get money after his death
Indeed
S
Youtube lets you set a default description template for every new video so you don't have to copy-paste it every time
>>>/vt/
kys
>merchandising your own death
based?
>financially support family one last time
Yes, based.
>Know you're on your death bed
>Release last second merchandise capitlizing your very own death, knowing people will buy it en masse
>Financially support your family one last time.
Pretty Genius
cause of death?
another vaxxtard dying to the jab
good riddance
kys
You're very moronic aren't you?
growing up I never remembered hearing about young people dying to 'cancer'
seething vaxxies
kek
Provide proof that he died from the vaccine , because as far as I can remember you don't get terminal cancer from the vaccines
>gets cancer in arm
>same arm where injection was
:0
I did.
literally boomers and early millenials caused this to happen. boomers died of cancer at early age because of radiation, zoomers are dying of cancer at early ages because of microplastics.
https://youth-time.eu/why-the-plastic-industry-is-killing-the-gen-z-generation/
That's because you're sheltered, not because it didn't happen
The israelites are constantly spraying poison wherever they can but the cancer rates have been going through the roof since 2021 because of the clot shot.
God you're dumb
I literally who'd when i heard. Rip
kek another white boy dead, based
Careful not to cut anyone with all that edge, anti-White.
his dad just inherited his channel, don't forget to like sub and buy a shirt
>join dream smp
>gets cancer and dies
literally, not figuratively, but actually fricking who?
Most entertaining/least obnoxious minecraft pvp youtuber.
I still don't know why they didn't just amputate him right away, watching his previous updates it sounds like whatever doctors were in charge of him could never agree with each other and were overall grossly incompetent
But hey that's american healthcare for you lmfao
>I still don't know why they didn't just amputate him right away
he didnt wanted to, you have rights to not be treated in anywhere in the world. there was still a possibility of cancer spreading even if he amputated his arm so he just went full yolo. i would probably do the exact same thing.
>he didnt wanted to
well
good luck with that
oh...
damn, i even know couple of vtubBlack folk but not this guy
who?
Never heard of him, but seeing his story really scares me
>be 22
>get cancer just randomly
>get treatment, seems to get better
>just 1% of cancer left
>die anyway 10 months after diagnosis
Like holy shit this is so scary
Yeah cancer's a b***h. My sister got her cured and then got leukemia one year later because of the cancer treatment. There is no winning with this shit.
>be cancer
>get cancer
That's what you get for monopolizing children.
I can't believe Dave is dead.
Why is Ganker so desperate to act like jaded adults with zero joy in life?
They're insecure about still playing tons of vidya and oogling at anime women at 30.
Funnily enough this is how a middle schooler would act, "oh I'm too old for minecraft, my 10 year old brother plays it".
You know what else a middle schooler would do? Watch someone playing Minecraft on Youtube.
Yes, and? Is that bad?
watching youtube and streams is like watching tv nowadays. get with the times jaded 20 y/o boomer
>Why yes, I'm a full grown man who goes home after a hard day of work, drinks a beer, and watches other full grown men kill kids in minecraft.
a life i want to have.
because im in my 30s and thats how I am now
>act
A lot of them are absolute antisocial dumpsters, but I'm sure they're going a step further to look even worse for a better reaction and more (You)s.
the only thing differentiate Ganker posters and mcyt fans is one is anonymous and other one is not. they are literally the same, they have no life, no father or parental figure in their house, no money, they cope with posting stuff online and doxxing people.
Can you imagine dying and your family just caring about how much money they can make from your youtube channel. Fricking animals.
They will milk that shit forever.
imb4 his dad starts playing minecraft with his dog on his lap, in honor of his son...for the next 10 years
Hello everybody! Like and subscribe, and if you wanna buy a $49.99 t-shirt in honor of my dead son. That would be great, now lets build!
daddy needs a new sports car
The sad thing is this isn’t even a joke. People would give him money for doing that and think that it’s fine.
Sick world we live in where a kids a hero even though he extorted thousands of kids parents through their credit cards.
>extorted
i guess the grocery store is extorting me too every time i buy a product from them
It was almost certainly his own wishes. He had plans for making joke videos even if his arm was amputated. The merchandise is designed in ironic fashion as well.
They were probably happy he is dying, they get all the money now. Don't even pretend that's bot the case.
you don't want the goose to die when he's popping out one golden egg after another, moron.
Here is a wild idea.
When your son dies, don't milk his youtube channel for money.
>milk his channel
>release one short video, with no ads, relaying his final message
uhhh, you ok? not everyone has terrible family
You really think they won't be putting out more videos? come on dude, look at the video description they are going to milk this channel for all they can get out of it. Most likely they will have family arguments over who gets to control it in the coming months.
Money makes devils of us all.
Okay, so your best argument is an assumption backed up by nothing (or anecdotal experience). Cool.
Do you think they don't care about the hundreds of thousands of dollars a year this channel makes?
DO YOU REALLY THO?
I don't, because I don't care. They'll either start doing it or they won't. That's then, and for now they're not doing it.
>look at the video description they are going to milk this channel for all they can get out of it
that auto description, most of the popular youtubers dont sit and write description they just copy paste it or channel moderators/bots change it for them.
dood it's just an accident that I'm getting all this money, plz understand. im actually in grief right now (like and sub plz)
>it's just an accident that I'm getting all this money
its not accident, he actually said in the video that money he earned in his career is going to his siblings' education. stop seething about it nerd.
You expect me to watch that shit? Don't care either way.
if you dont care about it then why are you so pressed about it? stop seething nerd.
You're a moronic homosexual
so when did you cut off your humanity? i pity you.
yup, definitely not fake, guys
saged, reported and cringe
sneed
/thread
/locked
It says on his website, all proceeds will go to some sarcoma charity.
>all
a portion of*, the exact % isn't disclosed xD
damn, why can't they give 100% to charity, and just sew, print, and ship the shirts for free :/
they can give 1% and pocket the rest, just like every other charity
Why did Ganker do it?
>dead
based
>cancer
cringe normieshit
I swear everyone wants to die of cancer nowadays
Underrated
If I was him I would make a final video shouting the N word so it gets demonetized, his family are fricking vampires.
even his fricking dad is a onions
no wonder he had cancer, genetic dead end
>there are tons of YouTubers making lots of money and becoming famous from their early teens
>you're 22 and a nobody
as long as you are financially stable, being a nobody is literally the best thing that can happen to you. There are 0 upsides to fame.
I want the high life and to be remembered, not the bare minimum
you're shit tho
You're chasing suffering. good luck.
>Boomers grew up in a world where you can just shake hands with your boss and get a five bedroom house with a week's pay
>Zoomers grew up in a world where they do Tiktok and Minecraft videos with eachother and become multimillionaires before even leaving school
Millenialbros, we got robbed...
>Implying most zoomers won't die alone, poor, and hanging from a ceiling fan
i dunno anon a lot of zoomers I know come from upper middle class. mostly due to their boomer/x gen parents being loaded
I was born 1996, am i zoomer or millenial?
You had bitcoin. Stop whining old man.
at least you're not dead lad
I'd take the video more seriously if hadn't noticed the little dog dick.
E
Stop making these fricking threads no one gives a shit
I give a shit just to annoy you
E CELEBS MODS !
today is a sad day
RIP Techhnoblade
the potato saga is genuinely a top greentext-tier story
>become famous
>have millions of people admire you
>earn millions of dollars
>have fun and take easy while these happen
>die while you are at your peak
>no major drama has ever happened in your career, always had fun even when you were competing with others
if i had 100 lives, i would choose to be technoblade too.
Eat your blueberries and drink your green tea. Cancer hates those.
Obesity, smoking, drinking, too much sun exposure, chemical fume exposure, genetics, processed meat, processed trans fats, etc can all lead to increased cancer risk. Try to eat natural and maintain an active healthy lifestyle.
Its amazing how long smokers can live for
Like 80 or 90 and die THEN, not like @35 from smoking packs a day since they were 13.
Or is it older gen ciggs were made better?
It's cause you arent paying attention to all of the people who died from smoking before you were born. You're only seeing the lucky ones that made it to 80 while smoking
why do mods keep 404 these threads but made that nig etika a sticky, was it the nintendo bias?
Possibly. I forgot that gay jannies name who had it out for Library of Ruina threads and called Smash a cultural phenomenon, but there's a precedent.
abib?
yes
I was thinking bavi since it sounds similar.
Why are Jannies deleting every thread about Technoblade's death? So giving Etika a sticky is okay but not this?
anyone who knows or cares jackshit about MCYT is not old enough to be browsing this board
same goes for etika so why the difference
It's probably because Etika is or was crazy for Nintendo. You know the rest about the jannies.
why do the jannies/mods have such a hard on for smash it's not even that fricking good
Ganker is a Nintendocuck board
Because Etika didn't get any underlying cancer flaring up from the magical pfizer juice.
Pfizer shills not happy and hiro wants his money.
Black person lives matter
The Etika sticky happened because there were too many threads and jannies wanted to contain everyone who wanted to talk about it, its not because jannies think he 'deserves' it or whatever. His death wirh preceded by a multi-month lolcow schizo breakdown with a lot of deranged happenings which is why it was generating a lot more threads here and needed to be contained.
Anon you don’t understand.
Etika is le funny based black man who watched trailers for a game series that’s a CULTURAL PHENOMANON!
He’s the only person in the gaming industry who deserves a death sticky.
Because the jannies are Americans and therefore Black person worshippers
>Another lost to this damn meat singularity
I don't know whats worse, how total it is or the fact that if Humanity really fricking wanted to go all in on it we could probably crack it in a decade or three and we're just not. My hatred for the way the pharmaceutical industry is run increases with every passing second.
Literally who?
>so long nerds
It's a prank
that's his brand of humor.
>people drawing porn of the pig character
Lol?
everyone who plays on the big Dream server gets a massive amount of lewd fanfic for whatever reason
Damn, RIP. I don't watch this kind of content, but no one deserves to go out like that.
>still linking his merch in the description
kek
Why do we suddenly care about unoriginal e-homosexuals
Atleast give gays like dream diabetes or something to make it fun
because shitty people never have anything bad happen to them it's the law of nature
Elon Musk
clearly didn't even watch a single video if your minecraft knowledge ends at hating dream
nice newbie filename btw
My knowledge of minecraft YouTubers ended up back in 2012 homosexual
And even then i wouldn't give a frick if they've died
You really need to be pathetic to care about someone you never knew and saw you just as a merchandise consoomer
This is now a DSP outlived thread.
DSP would get it, be near death and somehow eradicate it completely while ACK ACK ACKing
how does he keep doing it
Why y'all can't behave?
>”At least I’ll be remembered…as a man child who…spent his last few months…playing video games for childre- *BEEEEEEEP*”
He will be looked back on fondly for years to come and will be loved for bringing joy to people's lives while you will be remembered as a sore loser that shitposted his youth away on one of the shittiest websites out there.
That is if you will even be remembered at all
>He will be looked back on fondly for years to come and will be loved for bringing joy to people's lives while you will be remembered as a sore loser that shitposted his youth away on one of the shittiest websites out there.
>Implying I give a shit about people remembering me
Okay and?
coping and malding about something "you dont care" very original.
Okay and?
arresting and balding does not make you a better person, dumb frogposter.
>He will be looked back on fondly for years to come
no he fricking won't you moron. Zoomers are AHDH c**ts that latch on to the next big thing in the blink of an eye. The internet is a fricking graveyard of these people, no one gives a shit when they move on/die. It might upset you but thats just how it is
Everyone remembers Etika
Who?
This is like some gen X homosexual saying "Everyone remembers Milli Vinilli". Get real
Yeah MV as a joke
Im sure if they kept going, they would have faded by the mid 90s and not be remembered at all.
Man, there are so many forgotten bands and groups that had 1 MTV video air at like 2am and 1 album. No one remembers them.
I never heard about him before he died. Same with this guy.
Death clause is truly vile.
His dad sounds like Markiplier.
>be in discord server (yeah i know)
>make a joke about this homosexual dying of cancer, joke wasnt even that serious, server is just shitposting 24/7 anyways
>start getting called mentally ill for making the joke, one of the mods gets really angry at me
>get banned for the joke, even though posting porn and saying Black person which is against the rules, just gets you a strike
Why do zoomers worship these fricking ecelebs so fricking much, bunch of garbage "people" that get rich by milking content of kiddy games, most of the time they dont even edit their own videos and just pay someone else to do it
>it's just a prank bro!
Usually joking about someone requires knowing the bare minimum about someone.
The real joke is you, assuming everyone but you is a zoomer, and that you can do no wrong.
I know your shitty post is bait but I will bite
>assuming everyone but you is a zoomer
I never denied being a zoomer myself. Plus I know that the server is full of zoomers
>and that you can do no wrong.
Again, never denied this. I wouldn't give a shit if I got a strike, but getting banned for a dumb joke while worse shit is posted on the server all the time and people don't get striked
Fine
I'm not really crying about it, it's a discord server we are talking about. I have better shit to worry about
It wasn't bait, but good on you for owning up to it.
Still, I avoid joking about shit I have zero clue about. If people care about something to the point of posting about it, then I'm not gonna come in hot acting like a sperg if I can't even deflect when confronted (by saying I watch him myself).
What was the joke? If you got banned over joking about a dude who talks about slavery in his videos, you must've really fricked up.
If you have better shit to worry about stop being embarrassing and whining
Grow up you embarrassing zoomer homosexual
>Act like an edgy underage moron
>Get banned
>Cry about it on 4chinz
Parasocial relationship
getting called mentally ill for making the joke
because you probably are
>hear if someone passing away at an extremely young age from a disease
>first literal thought in your brain is to say “lol he dead” to strangers in the internet
Idk you just sound autistic, and trying way to hard.
If this doesn't wake zoomers up to the reality of the vax, nothing will
What vax? That's like year old news by now, literally everyone moved on.
>Kid literally fricking dies from it
"hmm has nothing to do with it"
The vaccine is living rent free in your head, even the most far-right brainwashing channels moved on from this bullshit.
>even the most far-right brainwashing channels moved on from this bullshit
Not at all, go on /misc/ now and they're still talking about it and every time someone dies they attribute it to the shot
Yes yes, we know some Ganker users are still stuck in stone age.
Everyone else OUTSIDE of here moved on.
The thing is that it's pretty hard to say if someone died from the shot or not. A friend of mine died of heart failure recently but even then I can't say if it was 100% the vax fault or if something was wrong with him all along.
Heart failure is shit.
Its worse when the person dies from it and they were in shape and healthy.
NTA but got a close friend who died of cardiac arrest recently, he was actually bettering his lifestyle (e.g. fixing sleep schedule, actually exercising) even though he wasn't too out of shape before, and then he just died in his sleep. He did get jabbed afaik but I don't subscribe to the conspiracies just yet. Only other noticeable thing before his death was him eating a lot before going to sleep.
He was 22 and he wasn't in terrible shape, but he was just starting to better himself. Then we ran for 5 minutes to get our train and died on it.
The year before (before getting the vax), he did a hearth checkup and they said he had arrhythmia due to his chest going inwards, but it shouldn't have been a problem. I don't know if it was that or the vax and it scares me. Since it happened I've been afraid to run and do other stuff, since it could also happen to me. I just hole that the vax didn't do me dirty.
Look at this fricking zoomer gossiping about the eceleb, he knows his entire fricking life, and for what?
Read the reply chain you humongous moron.
Nobody cares except /misc/.
Nobody is getting the vaccine anymore, nobody is telling people to not get the vacine anymore, it's a non-issue. The only people left are /misc/ schizoids going "haha we told you so!" every time someone dies, to get a tiny bit of dopamine from feeling superiority.
>Nobody cares
>Proceeds to get repeatedly baited over and over again
Stop
>Virus so deadly need to shut down world.
>Half the world duped into taking vax
>Half didn't
>Memory hole the whole thing
Totally normal it happens all the time go back to sleep
>Get vaccinated from birth
>Vaccine prevents some serious disease
>Never had any reasons to distrust that system
>Pandemic strikes
>"We're developing a vaccine"
>Get vaccine while understanding the risk because you know it's experimental, but you want to give it a chance because you never had any reasons to distrust your healthcare system
>Getting the vaccine is a CHOICE anyways so it's up to people to decide whether they trust the system or not
>Get the vaccine or not, it's not my business because Iadey own choice and I'm not interested in going to war with laymen of both sides who think they have the absolute truth after reading too many medical or conspiracy blogs
>Some fricking idiots later on want to pin the vaccine as the reason for everytime people get something from the regular cold to the fricking cancer.
This is what I struggle to understand. I never had any problems with people choosing not to get it because it's their choice and I wanted to thinj that people were aware of the fact that the vaccine was a prototype, but most people are tribalist homosexuals with zero critical thinking who must either vouch for the pro vax sports team or the anti vax sports team.
My problem isn't with the fact that people chose to get or not to get the vax, it's that the tribalist plebs on both sides act like health professionals as they shit on the opposing team and refuse to acknowledge that we're all morons who didn't go to med school so our ammount of education on the subject doesn't warrant taking such a strong and rigid stance for or against a vaccine.
In tldr: It should just have been take it or not and everyone deals with the consequences, but instead it had to devolve into a tabloid normalgay war.
>Mandates vax under threat of being fired for practically all employers in job sector.
>We wont force you but now you cant feed your family. LOL
I just wanted to stay out of this normalgay war and be left alone.
Vaccines work, but that's precisely why they shouldn't be used.
Vaccines allow genetic failures to thrive, it intervenes in the much necessary social darwinism that filters out unfit people.
If therer's so many crazies and unhealthy morons out there, is because of this idea that just because you managed to leave your mother's vegana, you are entitled to live.
Might as well just say that society is useless and that we should all return to picking berries in the wild. Do you gays listen to yourselves? Do you even know what purpose a society serves?
If you're not happy with having to care for your neighbor, go back in the wild by yourself.
>Do you even know what purpose a society serves?
Stealing your money, I guess.
Brainlet take.
Please go build a mudhut in the bayou and relinquish all of your rights to live among society.
>Please go build a mudhut in the bayou
No thanks, I have a pretty decent home already.
> relinquish all of your rights to live among society.
The concept of "rights" makes no sense, if you are given rights by a higher entity, that entity could take those rights just as easily.
Having rights only as long as you don't piss someone off makes the very idea of giving rights pointless.
Will you go read about what a society is already and how society actually happened? There was always someone on top, there will always be someone on top. Society isn't a commuje, it's a society. It comes with rigid rules, a social hiearchy and people having roles to fullfill. Taking care of the weakest link is part of a society's responsibility, otherwise, as I said, make your own community or go away back into the wild where the rule of nature will filter the weak.
You can't seriously complain about healthcare in society and tell.me that you still want to eat the fruits that society provides. You either take part or you don't, but if you don't, stop crying about it or frick off.
>You can't seriously complain about healthcare in society and tell.me that you still want to eat the fruits that society provides.
Not him, but I do exactly this, I evade taxes and I still use roads.
Yes, i'm a thief, I don't care.
But I don't, what I have I paid for it, all what "society" offers is just allowing parasites to thrive.
Then they wonder why there's so many people whining about mental illnesses, no shit, you let the crazies rrun rampant and breed.
Thansk for confirming your surface level understanding of the system you choose to live in, we are done talking.
I haven't, lot of people talk about the infamous "social contract" but I don't remember signing anything.
Don't cry if people just decide to start robbing and eroding the useless system you imposed on them that only benefits people who have nothing to give to anybody.
>but I don't remember signing anything.
them move to a shed in the woods
the industrial revolution and its consequences were a disaster for the human race ...
Again, I have a house, and i'll defend it to the last bullet.
but you still live in a society
I know it's off-topic, but you have to take into account that the guys used a lot of subterfuge to convince people.
There was the famous 100% safe and effective, the changing of the vaccine concept to something that doesn't need to immunize, the lie that natural immunity doesn't exist, the omission that the mRNA "vaccines" were actually gene therapy, the fact checkers saying that the association with myocarditis was conspiracy theory, the statistical manipulations to convince that people under 50 were in the risk group, the lack of clarification that most of the dead had various other comorbidities, etc.
See that when there is a strong division among the people, it isn't something that happens naturally, it always happens because of strong lobbies are acting behind the curtains to try to profit on something that society considers taboo. We get into the game because we are too dumb to understand it.
the polio vaccine was not advertised as 100% effective you fricking moron, it was 90% effective
i wish you right-ended morons learned in school that vaccinations are preventative measures, not some flawless blockade against all forms of a particular disease
It's funny that soupd use the term "layman" and then pretend that a recombinant vaccine and RNA transduction are the same thing and should be regarded with equivalent scrutiny. Also you're just lying about it being a choice.
>It's not a choice
>Except for everyone who didn't get it and got zero consequences out of it.
Social pressure and pressure from the government isn't the same as a mandate, anon.
And to me, the layman is anyone from both sides acting like health experts because they confirmed their bias from reading articles written by "health experts". We never had to be divided hy this, we never had to pick a side, but we just couldn't help it because tribalism is a cancer that is ingrained into our savage instincts.
>Social pressure and pressure from the government isn't the same as a mandate, anon.
"Take the jab or you're fired" isn't social pressure, dipshit.
>We never had to be divided hy this,
We weren't divided by this. The division was pre-existing and much deeper. Are you a liberal dipshit sheep who insists everyone submit to the globohomosexual hydra, or are you capable of independent thought?
>Are you a liberal dipshit sheep who insists everyone submit to the globohomosexual hydra, or are you capable of independent thought
The fact that you automatically assume that I must be in Basket B tells me that it's not worth discussing with you.
I guess we're not all mutts then. In my country, nobody got fired ovee the vaccine because it's very much illegal to do so.
>In my country, nobody got fired ovee the vaccine because it's very much illegal to do so.
Well you're the exception, because it's the case in most places and was at least attempted pretty much everywhere.
Dude, im still getting tv commercials and radio ads URGING ME VERY HARD to get vax.
I lived in a house with several people who had covid. I tested negative, no symptoms, not sick. Got 2 weeks off work paid.
What has the vax to do with cancer? Vax causes heart attacks and sudden death syndrome, literally nobody ever claimed it causes cancer and there is literally nothing that shows an increase in cancer since the vax. Pretty obvious you just shitpost and don't actually care about the dangers of the vax
It's always like this
At first it was the greatest shit ever and will save everybody, then it was "ok it actually doesn't stop the propagation but it alleviate the most heavy from of it", now we are "it doesn't do shit and the side effect include increase chance of heart attack and stuff"
You see the pattern? What will happen next I wonder
>What has the vax to do with cancer?
It's confirmed that it fricks up your immune system, cancer isn't magic, cancer happens when your immune system cannot keep up with your DNA's frick ups.
>What has the vax to do with cancer?
Spike proteins, not gonna elaborate any further, not our fault you decided to not pay attention during 2021.
Just admit that you don't actually know.
I do actually, I just went from wanting to help people to wanting vaxxcucks to die.
Didn't read.
More like can't read.
>I don't know what I'm talking about so I'm going to say something that sounds scientific that I heard on the news and then not elaborate to make it seem like my opponent is inattentive.
God I want sub Black person iq people to leave this site.
based, cancer didn't exist before the vaccine
Woooow I dont care
NOOOOOOOOO NOT A MINECRAFT ECELEB ANYONE BUT HIM
Kind of fricked up that Squid Kid injected Techno with one of those transmissible cancers when they met at Vidcon, but all is fair in love and war.
That’s sucks especially at that young of an age. Despite this I never heard of this guy before amongst the sea of minecraft youtuber’s not do I watch those type of videos
I don't believe in god but I do think that the things you do in life have a way of boomeranging back onto you. I'd be careful mocking a guy for dying of a disease he had no control over.
It's genuinely a horrible tragedy and I hope I live to see all 200+ forms of cancer eradicated from this earth. 1/5 kids with cancer die from it. I wish our government would react to it the same way we reacted to covid, but unfortunately cancer doesn't shut down the economy and that's the only thing they care about.
>I wish our government would react to it the same way we reacted to covid, but unfortunately cancer doesn't shut down the economy
But the flu didn't shut down the economy, the goverment did because they started to care about the flu
>But the flu didn't shut down the economy
I really gotta stop mentioning covid cause I'm tired of arguing with you fricking morons.
The covid deaths caused extreme lockdown measures. The same amount of people that died from covid die from cancer every year, but cancer doesnt spread via the respiratory system so it isnt a concern of our corporate leaders.
why are you giving free (You)s to people you call moron, they are here to troll people like you. i would be laughing my ass off if i was them.
>The same amount of people that died from covid die from cancer every year
So did a quick search because that sounds like bullshit, so in 3 years 6.3 million people died of covid and don't forget a lot of countries were caught inflating death tolls by counting every death of somebody with covid as a covid death , 10 million died from cancer in 2020 alone, so please stop lying homosexual.
I should have said in the US. My bad. I dont count other countries because in my mind they are irrelevant.
A traditional course of chemo + pharmaceuticals would have worked and he could have afforded it.
>A traditional course of chemo + pharmaceuticals would have worked and he could have afforded it.
It wouldn't because pancreatic cancer is deep in the body and only diagnosed when it's large. On top of this, Jobs had a rare form of it that was in a more secluded area of the pancreas and more easily spread through the body.
I read a disturbing thing that doctors have an instant cure but won't give it out because they won't make money.
The instant cure is induced fever lol
It's called Marijuana.
doctors, researchers, and pharmaceutical executives die of cancer all the time.
That's some schizo boomer facebook shit. The reality is it's mostly a handful of universities and research charities working to "cure" it. You're right that all the money is in the treatments, but they don't have a cure they are sitting on. It's a money issue and why I feel the government needs to put billion-trillion dollar bounties on curing cancers. Unleash the power of the private sector on this disease
Why do you think we've been conditioned to automatically reject any type of natural remedies for anything? Nature bad pills good
Ask steve jobs how well natural remedies work for cancer
The only natural remedy that works for cancer is eating an extremely healthy diet years ahead of time and avoiding exposure to carcinogens.
>Ask steve jobs how well natural remedies work for cancer
Not sure how this is an argument considering nothing worked for him and he's fricking dead mate
But I need that to build muscle.
This needs blueberries and green tea on the anti-cancer side. They have huge anti-oxidant impacts on the body.
Also the cooking oils you use have a huge impact on it as well. Olive oil and coconut are very healthy while vegetable oil and canola are very cancerous
Blueberries and green tea are delicious
hmm, why is left bad?
Your body constantly breaks down and tries to rebuild itself with the food you eat. Healthier nutritious food produces healthier stronger cells. If you eat processed artificial garbage, the cells it produces are shitty and weak which is how diseases start.
Usually some form of organ failure. Cancer is unregulated cellular growth. If a giant mass starts to form in your liver, eventually your liver loses the ability to function properly and you go into liver failure which is fatal.
Okay why? What exactly makes processed artificial garbage worse than healthier nutritious food? Which substances in them are the key difference?
>Artifical dyes
>Shugar substitutes
>Preservatives
>Micro plastics
>Excess oil and fat
>Higher cholesterol and sodium content
There is no way anyone is this moronic, this has to be bait.
You are on a board that discusses video games bro perfect Black person cattle, you think they question what they put in their body?
>Higher cholesterol and sodium content
This is the only scientific example of this list.
I'd also appreciate some peer reviewed scientific papers linking those two to cancer risk, thanks.
You're kind of an idiot. You ignored the examples he listed and instead honed in on the last two that arent tied to cancer, but instead heart disease which is actually deadlier.
If you want to act like a dipshit and continue eating hotpockets out of a microwave, be my guest, but dont be surprised when you drop dead at 43
Because artificial dye and shit like that are umbrella terms instead of specific things of note.
Is EVERY artificial dye bad? That's stupid and you're fearmongering here.
Key mate I know a Gankerizen when I see one. These people are lost causes mate don’t even try educating them as to why food processed to hell and back is bad for you
All the shit on the left tastes good, nobody even knows what the frick a Noni is
monsanto says hi
But anon, how can we afford our bloated populations necessary to keep shareholder profits increasing and the tax base expanding so we can make social security payments unless we mass-produce our produce?
BET YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE HECKIN SHAREHOLDERS AND BABY BOOMERS' RETIREMENT, DID YA?
>see article saying chips cause cancer
>get hungry just because of the image of chips and go buy some
I've read somewhere that the main reason why we crave chips is because they have salted iodine in them and our body needs it. Same thing with magnesium and chocolate.
>stop eating anything tasty because you'll increase cancer chance from 0.001% to 0.0015%
le gasp
It's way higher than that actually
Just eat both sides
What about tuna? I eat that shit with tomatos n red onion.
>I don't believe in god but I do think that the things you do in life have a way of boomeranging back onto you.
Anyone that needs to be told this to make them not make fun of a 23 year old dying shouldn't be convinced in the first place, not because of karma or some other made up nonsense but because the golden rule shouldn't be your moral compass as an adult. Its purpose is to get kids to behave, and I believe it ends up shaping selfish people since it puts the focus on your feelings and your emotions despite implying either ideated good or harm towards another person.
Who?
LITERALLY
not figuratively
but
LITERALLY
FRICKING
WHO
a internet minecraft player that was more successful that many people on Ganker will ever be
he even monetized his death like a true chad so his family can live better
>Be me 41 year old dad
>Manage a discord server for my son with aspergers to hang out and play computer games
>Get home from a hard day of work
>Some edgy homosexual starts making fun of a youtuber my son used to watch
>ha-ha-ha guys check it out, technoblade never dies, but actually dis time he d-d-d-did die xDDDD
>Find out he was a 23 year old who died of cancer
>Try to tell him it's insensitive and I'll ban him if he doesn't stop
>b-b-b-b-but you let that guy say the n-word once
>discord groomer
Why can't he manage his own server?
I wish that was me
who??
If only he beat cancer like he beat those childrens video games
That's a bit insensitive mate.
How do people die of cancer? Like what is happening in body that will kill you? You just close your eyes and you die?
Like wtf?
inb4 other homosexual youtubers capitalize off of his death
RIP BOZO
>Doesn't die until AFTER getting the "cancer" "treatment"
Sad. Many such cases.
>"cancer"
Mind elaborating on this? I've been reading into terrain theory lately so i'm interested.
>no sticky
Shame on you mods.
Is there any actual proof that the shot causes cancer? I know about myocarditis, and heart conditions increased since 2021, but I don't know about tumors.
No, you dumb homosexual. Why the frick does everything have to be about the vaccine?
He got sarcoma in his right upper arm a month after getting the vaccine. Which is the exact spot he would've gotten the jab.
>Which is the exact spot he would've gotten the jab.
Don't make assumptions like that, I got mine in my left ass cheek. I assume it may have been the same for lots of other people.
it was stage 4 a month later? moron
yes, the luciferase nanolipids make cancer metastasize at an incredible rate
Do I have to go on the deep web to find literally any results for this nonsense?
Im 30 years old I don't give a frick about your zoomers e-celebs minecraft garbage nor did I ever play minecraft.
have a nice day toddlers.
We have an edge lord right here.
We have an homosexual right here.
And you felt the need to reply instead of just hiding the thread because...
Because you zoomers insist on forcing your trash here.
>GUYS LOOK AT THIS EPIC TIKTOK
>GUYS LOOK AT THIS LITERALLY WHO ON TWITTER
>GUYS MY EPIC MINECRAFTERINO FNAF ECELEB JUST GOT RAPED TO DEATH BY A SWORDFISH
who cares
You do.
If you don’t care you would never have open this thread, I don’t give a frick about elden ring so i never entered an elden ring thread
Its really that easy.
Your getting upset about a actual fricking thread on Ganker lmao. have a nice day
I don't, I came here to tell you to frick off.
Why do you keep forcing ecelebs here, zoomer? Why can't your ilk stop gossiping about literally whos for one second? It's all you do, you come herre, you flood the catalog with social media shit and you gossip, all fricking day.
It's like you are some kind of sorority composed of 13 year old girls.
Because i'm not going to bother putting a filter for every fricking zoomer eceleb? Hell, this is the first time I see this c**t mentioned, and seeing how he's dead, hopefully it's the first and last.
Only person that i ever heard used the word zoomer was a zoomer
Your trying to hard, heres your (you). Your not some edgelord or guy just saying it how it is or whatever you cope into thinking you are
Your just some homosexual trying way to hard for (you)s
Heres your pity (you) loser
Yes le (You) le (You) le (You), everyone knows you post 2015 cucks are fascinated with le epic (You) meme, now frick off to reddit to gossip about your corpse eceleb.
mindbroken
>this is considered not trying way too hard
Lol
Someone get this hothead incel outta here.
Why are you still here?
And you don't use filters because...
>Get cancer from vax
>Tell kids to get the vax anyway
Based or cringe?
I think he got his clot shot around august last year and his cancer wasn't as bad before the injection.
Why do you fricking homosexuals think you know what you're talking about?
>Get jab
>Get cancer in arm a month later
Not exactly rocket science moron.
>cancer can develop in a month
Please go in front of a room of oncologists and tell them your theory
There are aggressive cancers that go from nothing to death within six months
Not from zero. They go from detection to zero in 6 months.
From detection to lethal*
That's really bad advice actually. You should always be screening your testicles and paying attention to any changes in your body you cant account for
>That's really bad advice
You should see a doctor every two years or so to do general stuff, but invasive screening procedues, especially radiological ones are a crapshoot. If you get some bloodwork done and the numbers are way off, then yeah, maybe something's up.
But if you go do a CRT or whatever and there maybe possibly eventually could be a thing there? And outside of that you have literally no symptoms?
That's just causing anxiety and it doesn't tell you anything, if you don't have a family history.
What people don't understand is that people don't really look alike on the inside.
He already had cancer but it got even worse after his clot shot.
Was it the arm he got the shot on?
>waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh MODS idemand sticky for my eceleb NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
i imagine there must be a sticky equivalent on reddit, why not go there?
They see the mods as the "official" voice of the site so they want their e-celeb to be officially "Ganker approved" by a sticky.
Well, it's official, only darkies get stickies on ~~*/v/*~~
didn't he vote for trump? good riddance kekw
We need a three day sticky.
Do. It. Now. Mods.
Another noob good fight'd from the real life mmorpg
>you might die suddenly and randomly
Oh no that sucks
who?
I'm jealous, not because he's rich and famous but because he's dead
Dying at 20 must be the worst as a personal experience because your brain is already formed and you know how things work, unlike a child for example who cannot conceive exactly what is happening.
Imagine knowing that you are going to die and thinking that your worries when you became an adult were to make videos of children's games that you can't stand to see in front of you anymore to keep the Youtube money coming into your account and that's it. That was your life. You literally dedicated it to Minecraft and Youtube.
early minecraft eceleb faded hard after disappearing for a while came back hey im sick guys, proceeds to be irrelevant to minecraft still becomes literally who.
would of been more of a factor if he kept going with minecraft but he really wasn't and now hes dead and his dead ass wanted pity points
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
We tried to warn you
You didnt listen
Then ((they)) stuck you — a crescendo, Jabbie
The vaxx messed up your heartbeat
Left your health on the backseat
Now you're in a hospital bedroom
You were stuck down
It was your doom
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
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Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
Jabbie, are you okay?
So, Jabbie, are you okay? Are you okay, Jabbie?
You've been stuck by
You've been jabbed by
A israelite criminal!
Ow!
whoever wrote this pasta needs to learn how to have the syllables match up. the concept of a "israelite criminal" parody is fricking brilliant but this is written like piss.
Sticky?
>when HC mode hits a little too real
Looks like a young guy.
RIP man, id hate to die before 30.
Who
who who
I’ve been shitposting all day because I’m poor and can’t afford new vidya I want.
This is sobering. I’m a dumb butthole and need to focus on what’s important.
Kek what vidya could you even want it’s all shit now
oh no that sucks, anyway..
pfizer.com/refunds
Always get a chuckle out of me.
I didn't even know he was sick
RIP incel
>literally who died from being a moronic Black personhomosexual
Who cares?
>22
>dies of cancer
Shame. He was one of the semi entertaining e-celebs too.
>engineers
>nuclear scientists
>understanding medical data
It’s not really hard to understand data
>More people get covid with the vaccine than those who didn’t
>This means the vaccine isn’t effective
It’s not really that hard.
well it's not as easy since your demonstration is wrong, you don't take into account that there are also more people vaccinated than unvaccinated
>midwits
>understanding literally anything
>Nitwits
>implying they're better
>Dies 8 hours after writing a message for his youtube audience
That's what he was holding on to life for?
>>22
>>dies of cancer
>Shame. He was one of the semi entertaining e-celebs too.
>Woke söyboy e-celeb that only zoomers and trannies watch is dead
And?
>woke
nah, he didn't shill trannies unlike his peers. he's alight
>unironic minecraft youtuber
>he was alright
Zoomers need to be gassed.
>watch his final video
>feel terrible for his loved ones losing someone so young
>watch video where he announced his cancer diagnosis
>see him shilling the COVID-19 vaccine and shitting on people who refuse to take it
I'm glad I never got into his content. I tend to watch small content creators instead, but I'm having to reconsider my support as some of them recently went into political territory discussing the Roe overturn and showed that they tow the party line as uninformed and misinformed useful idiots. Do I really want to provide time and money to people who would be fine with my nieces, nephews, sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, etc. being aborted because muh women's rights?
Maybe one day I'll find a content creator that's smart enough to keep their mouth shut and let their viewers make their own informed decisions on matters.
LowtierGod exist
who
did the vaxine do this?
It was climate change caused by white supremacists according to the experts.
Yes
https://discord.gg/EAuJqR2C
no zoomers
Don't join it makes discord turn into mustard gas
>it's another "'this guy got cancer from vaccinations' despite being diagnosed at stage 4" thread
>Easiest job in the entire world
>Literally thousands of people who love him
>Can't take it
>Dies.
Lmao, pussy.
How fricking sad is it that the first person to be universally agreed upon to be the best at playing Minecraft fricking dies a few years later.
Well at least the Dreamstans are finally right when they say Dream is the best at Minecraft.
Not sad at all because literally only zoomers care about Minecraft.
safe and effective
I swear americans are the only people who still give a single frick about corona and the vaccine.
I didn't get vaccinated just because I was lazy as frick and nowadays nobody here asks for it.
Corona is over.
Americans don't care about vaccines, they are just fighting over that shit because all Americans are natural fanatics who need to sperg out over everything because all US population under the age of 40 is composed of overly emotional homosexuals with BPD.
I've seen Americans shill for Ukraine or Russia harder than Ukranians or Russians themselves.
They are all nutjobs. They are also ugly and fat.
>last video is titled see you later nerds
>releases merchandise right before he dies to capitalize on his own death
what a champ
'Cadochads, he outlived another
scatman
>have no interest in youtubers or minecraft
>didnt know who this guy was
>still feel bad for the guy's family and his fans, got misty eyed watching the dad's video reading out the youtuber's final message
feels good to not be an edgy subhuman like the rest of you
Can jannies ban all these zoomers who obviously come here from reddit and social media?
Why is this thread even a thing? Who fricking cares about some literally who kicking the bucket?
It's getting close to autosage, just keep posting while making fun of zoomies and jabbies.
I can’t even say its just edgy 12 year olds. It seems like just really pathetic 25-45 year olds trying way way WAY to hard to prove to ACTUAL ANONS ON FRICKING Ganker that tbh it just soooo above caring and their just so epic cool guys
Thats why who spam is a thing. Its to say “idc”
“Idc so much that i spend hours scouring threads about it spam it” please give (you)
Its tiresome. Idc but theirs no discussion to even be had with moronic try hard homosexuals.
>zoomers literally having a mental breakdown over people not giving a frick and trolling the frick out of an unironic eceleb worship thread
Maybe you should stick to twitter if you want a le epic wholesome eceleb gossip thread, redditors.
>not giving a frick
>scouring threads and spending hours inside it telling everyone how much he just doesnt care
Huh? No it’s obvious this is just some weird cope shitpost thing
Sad thing is least technoblade has a thread when you die nobody will remember you the next day
>scouring threads
You fricking zoomers have been spamming threads about this literally who for about 24 hours now and seething that jannies were deleting them, and only managed to get one going because they are asleep.
Why are you so desperate to force your cancer here?
Tell us, what are you going to talk about the fricking minecraft youtuber, zoomie?
>zoomer >zoomer >zoomer
Dude can you just layoff the fricking buzzwords for a single post. Holy shit
So you also spam troony and Black person
Speaking as someone who has been in a similar situation as that father:
I felt nothing watching this.
Wait there are actually people on Ganker who fell for it and took the vaxx?
>dead Black person etika gets a sticky for going crazy and commiting suicide
>this guy who dies at cancer at 23 doesn't
why are mods so biased
Etika literally shat on israelites and Black folk on twitter.
What did this zoomer numale do?
>tfw DSP outlived Technoblade, Etika, TotalBiscuit and Reckful
DSP is the following:
-Former pro fighting game player
-Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
-Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
-His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, etc.)
-Survived the Adpocalypse
-Survived the death of Machinima
-Survived the death of EVO
-Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
-Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
-Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
-Survived the IRS
-Survived getting swatted
-Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
-Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
-Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
-Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
-Survived having his bank info leaked
-Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result
-Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
-Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
-Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
-Embraces positivity
-Will outlive every single e-celeb
If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.
Lmao I don't want to be in your gay little gang.
Don't forget that BlackRock miraculously bought his old dilapidated condo relieving him of the burden of paying yearly fees.
Test
Since we're getting close to autosage what's your honest opinion on minecraft porn?
shit wrong pic
This is a very sad video and everyone here making jokes is proof of the industrial revolution and its consequences
WHERE ARE THE JANNIES?
Some E-celeb died and?
I don't know who he is or care about minecraft and shit.
I just feel sad seeing anyone die. I'm jaded and cynical but even I can see how fricked it is for a dad to produce his sons last youtube video cause he died of cancer.
zoom zoom
MInecrfat
His dad is strong for this one. A tweet would have been enough.
Loses Minecraft hardcore mode
>minecraft youtuber died
Society is healing.
You supporting grooming??
Where exactly on the doll did /misc/ touch you anon.
It's okay your fragile sensitivities can let it out. We are all friends here.
>when you outlive the zoomers
>watch video, don't know anything about the guy
>dad is pretty calm, so don't feel too sad
>feel bummed out cause i remember kitty0706's death
>think some people might go through that with this guy, get sad for them
>dad starts tearing up and you can hear it well
>have to mute if i don't want to start crying too
cancer sucks. hope his family's gonna be okay
The saddest part was probably when his dad said he told him that things aren't going to get better. Can't even imagine what that must be like.
completely agree. the fact that he apparently asked for the laptop just afterwards and just started writing when he was pushing it off before just feels sad, like he realized that it was the end. frick this
>zoomer eceleb
>uploaded fricking minecraft videos in 2022
The only sad thing here is that he didn't die sooner.
>zoomers bad . Haha zoomer died young epic. I hate zoomers i am le based Ganker
>posts zoomer meme
What did he mean by this
Zoomers dying is a good thing and i'm tired of pretending it's not.
You don’t mean that, i mean you do to this board.
Have to really impress other epic homosexuals on the internet because thats what cool guys do
They get other losers internet approval.
but if someone told you a 23 year old died young irl you would keep your mouth shut.
I know you would, everyone does. You have no backbone
I don’t even care about techno or minecraft. It sucks someone died so young but im here to observe people like you
I think its fascinating how hard you try to appear you don’t care and lie to yourself and everyone else for made up internet points that don’t matter
Theirs no discussion to even be had with you. I can understand every single reply you have at the ready because its just spamming troony and zoomer
Both zoomer buzzwords thst only existed post 2016. Its not interesting and just typical.
Bla bla bla, back to twitter, zoomie.
>zoomie
>no reading comprehension
see
go to bed.
Probably should, im sure you will still be here screaming you don’t care when i wake up though
See you then?
Good riddance.
I'm still bummed about this. Techno is the only minecraft youtuber I have followed in the past ~7 years.
>ACK!
Pibba
this image would be funnier if he had actually killed himself
he did though, with the vax though
>I'm still bummed about this. Techno is the only minecraft youtuber I have followed in the past ~7 years.
>22 yo
He would have probably reached his 30s as a troony, so I'd say he had a good run.
Hope he converted to islam at the end. Otherwise he will rot in hell.
Any information on the type of cancer it was ?
He died from ligma
Rotted smegma buildup, the only salvation was amputating the penis.
>died from the one type of cancer that mostly zoomers can get
>dying from cancer at 22
lmao, weak homosexual.
Sarcoma is the kind of cancer you only really get as a kid.
Nah this is a much better thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GFZ7JvxW9c
OP is a homosexual.
Black folk