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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Under Night 2

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, Aris said the game is bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so funny watching him b***h endlessly about Victor's swords and teleports, then immediately praise all the goofy Raven shadow clone shenanigans less than two minutes later.

      I think Victor is over-designed too, just a pistol and a karambit would've been fine, but the way Aris tries to dress up his "old good, new bad" nostalgia blinders as sensible criticism is pretty funny.
      We've had teleporting ninjas, swords, Aztec gods, devil magic, and flying robots for 15 years at this point. The teleporting cyber baguette isn't the bridge-to-far he thinks it is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats one thing i dont like about aris
        the old good new bad mentality
        other that he a funny dude cuz he slow

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        BAMCO SHILL, Raven is NOTHING like Victor. He's a grounded tekken character and all of his shadow clones are really unsafe. Victor has a massive disjointed sword, guns and teleports. FRICK OFF.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay, so fantasy cartoon anime elements are nice, grounded Tekken as long as they're risky moves. That's definitely what's being discussed here, the GAMEPLAY viability of the ninja magic, devil magic, robots, gods, guns, and swords. Not the perception that they ruin the aesthetic of the game despite always being there from the very beginning.
          It would be fine for Lee to call in a Violet Industries TM space laser, as long it's an unsafe duckable high.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >teleporting and magic are fine as long as you're a legacy character and the magic is risky
          That's all I'm reading from this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The teleport cyber baguett is fine
        If he doesn't use a fricking neon katana
        If Black person is carrying some french saber/rapier or something it would totally be fine

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Online still shit? When positivity guru Maximillian says it's bad, you know it's really bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest culprit in the beta for shit connections was in actuality shit PC's sauntering into matchmaking and rendering the game at 38 FPS.
      There isn't a networking solution in the world that'll magically fix stutter/delay when the 14 year old on the other end is burning his house down trying to play the game on a laptop that's older than he his. We need a performance benchmark, at least for ranked.
      Or just attach their benchmark score to their player card so I can dodge the poverty builds like I already juke the wi-fi lobotomites.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This fricking cope again. Then why didn't it happen in SF6 or Strive or any other rollback game?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >electric that combos 6 times into itself for half health

      I am going to kill myself if this makes it into the release version.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather dance on the sole of her foot

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am yeah. Undecided on who to play since there's no Bruce or Josie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is pretty damn crazy we have snoozefests like Shaheen and Claudio but not a single Muay Thai rep.
      I'm worried it might end up being Fahk just because he never dropped out of the top 5 for character usage in 7.
      Hopefully this time his model doesn't look like bizarre shit transferred from a different game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shaheen is such a wasted slot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I truly despised Fahk. I've never seen a character manage to be over and under designed at the same time.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't give a frick

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there no character customization this time around? Haven't heard anything about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you are a blind moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks expensive... Surely, I can use real world money to buy credits?!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    surprises me Lidia is not base roster, she was popular like Leroy

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >full hp combo off 1 interaction
      Jfc, didn't we just tell SF6, GG, and MK1 to frick off with this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why even look at other games? People had a meltdown when akuma or geese did something close in 7.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sf6
        >GG
        Well no since that high damage is accepted for the former in that and a variety of other games in street fighter and high damage is one of the reasons the latter is so popular compared to everything else in that series. Also Tekken 7 has the exact same kind of shit so I don't know what you expected.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? Show me a one touch combo from SF6.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The throw is the one doing the damage, is it bugged?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can't be right. The throw does 45% of the health bar? Even the environmental explosion shouldn't do 45%.

        i mean if you get backthrown that close to the wall you probably deserve it

        Nah people tend to forget even the generic back through is over 50 damage in T7, assuming it's a command throw and from the back it probably has wall damage too like King's one throw its the fact that it combos which is cancer, but back throws are super rare

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be right. The throw does 45% of the health bar? Even the environmental explosion shouldn't do 45%.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean if you get backthrown that close to the wall you probably deserve it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people seething at this when the only way you'd be backturned against jack is if you ACTUALLY got hit by fc df 1,2,1 or whatever that string is
      idiots

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start off by back throwing your opponent in a game where 100% of the time you are facing towards them
      How the frick do you even get in this situation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't, especially with Jack. It would be a miracle if you end up getting your opponent backturned as him because of his giant frame unless your opponent is complete garbage and does running moves from range 3 except for the final hit of the FC df1 string

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's this electric stuff

    t. haven't played tekken since 5 on the ps3

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Electrics were a thing since Tekken 3 zoomie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Electricity is the set of physical phenomena associated with the presence and motion of matter that has a property of electric charge. Electricity is related to magnetism, both being part of the phenomenon of electromagnetism, as described by Maxwell's equations. Various common phenomena are related to electricity, including lightning, static electricity, electric heating, electric discharges and many others.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In short:
      >Fast frames (+-14f)
      >Positive on block
      >extremely safe
      >leads to combos
      >spammable

      Think of it as a gun that only Mishimas have while most characters are using boxing gloves.

      What are you talking about? Show me a one touch combo from SF6.

      This one command grab that DJ uses does full hp.

      Why even look at other games? People had a meltdown when akuma or geese did something close in 7.

      True.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    which character weren't shown in the story trailer?
    yoshi
    king
    nina
    asuka
    bryan
    shaheen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Law

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He and Paul had a small appearance

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say excited
    I'll play it, but I'm not a big Tekken guy

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lili, my beautiful wife.
      I hope they make me as her love interest in Tekken 8.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those panties? I will now buy your game

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chip damage
    >movement is still 2.5 tier
    >Harada is still retconning Leo to be genderfluid (but mostly a boy, because why the frick not?)
    >another bastard Mishima, because Harada just cannot get over his husbando, Heihachi
    >many of the new characters look downright broken as shit
    I think the only piece of news I've gotten that was actually GOOD to me was that Jukebox mode is now cross-platform. Other than that, I think I'd rather stick to SF6 at this point. And that's saying something, considering I haven't touched SF 6 in months. Please, just bring back Bloody Roar or revive Soul Calibur already. Or better yet

    Bring back Battle Arena Toshinden

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't give a shit about T8 until about 15 minutes ago when I played the demo.
    The graphics are so good, Puts SF and MK to shame
    all my bread and butters combos and links I've been scrubbing wins with Nina over the last 25 years all still work so I'm happy.
    Heat isn't that cool of a mechanic, I prefer to use back + RP LP and run over the guy for a free hit when I want to switch sides instead of being forced into a 2d Mortal Kombat style auto combo.
    8 is some good ass Tekken will be buying the full game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Puts SF and MK to shame
      Here's your (You)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's one free reply.

        yup looks like shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I didn't give a shit about T8 until about 15 minutes ago
          >somehow has a prepaid shitposting pic that has been spammed multiple times
          lmao shills are literally larping as interested buyers to generate hype
          the absolute state of scamco shills

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >capcummers can only make threads about facial expressions or be in t8 threads

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's okay though i can afford more than 1 games unlike you

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              crazy to think that 95% of those are dead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's one free reply.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait. Gonna buy it, fumble through arcade mode, play online and get my ass kicked, practice a bunch, still get my ass kicked, then stop playing altogether. All within a week.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they put in Tekken Bowling, I'm buying
    if they put in character creation, im NOT buying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if they put in more content, im NOT buying
      I miss when morons were euthanized at birth in Rome.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Muay thai No buy

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hasn't really committed to playing most of the entries but thinks T8 looks pretty neat
    Should I just hop in that game day one and get my ass beat to learn the hard way or should I pick up T7 first?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      T7 sucks, just play T8 instead
      Tekken isn't that hard

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there gonna be a nude mode of her ? i will pre order asap if she have one

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a month and 10 days
    i wish i could test yoshi or dorag before buying but i guess i won't have a chance

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SF gay here, downloaded the demo but with no training mode means that I'll just wait for the full game to see if I can really get into tekken. I'm getting filtered by the amount of movelist per character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what char are you trying to main?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jin because I like his karate moveset. The full game Jin, Law and the arab guy probably

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's kind of hard because he has a lot of good moves, but this is the easiest he's ever been to play. D2, B21, F4, 213 and Electrics(Obviously) are some of his good moves

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're in luck then, I'm convinced that literally the only reason Shaheen is even in this game is because he constantly gets recommended as a simple pick for beginners. And Jin is getting the main character treatment big time in this one, so he'd be a strong pick as well, though he's definitely a trickier character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to know more than 10-15 moves to have a good time with any given character, and several moves are "universal" in that they're shared across the cast with slight tweaks if any (unless you're Yoshi, in which case your shits all kinds of fricked).
      If you want a good breakdown of what kinds of moves you should actually bother learning in the beginning and why, watch Massive Zug's youtube video about learning characters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken moveset is just worthless bloat. All you need to know are the generic moves like df2, d3, magic4, uf4, 5 other plus frames and your bnb combo. Everything else is garbage.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Used to be the case in the older games but not anymore in 8. There's only a few moves that are objectively shit or have no use. You'll still need to invest way more effort into a character than 15 moves if you want to learn the game properly, but the best 15 moves are a decent enough springboard for complete beginners

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the good thing about tekken , there's always something to learn

      that's the bad thing about tekken, there's always something to learn

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    I'm going to buy it because fighting games are cool and I like the idea of fighting games and I want to smooch Leo
    but I hate learning anything more complicated than SF dosukoi spam so I'll have wasted my money and be depressed

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how fricked am i if i want to main yoshimitsu as a beginner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a beginner fighting other beginners you'll do fine. The main issue is when you learn Yoshi you're ONLY learning Yoshi. He misses a bunch of shared tools, and even the ones he does have are on different inputs from the rest of the cast. Flash, his parry, can also be tricky, but you probably don't even need it in lower ranks.
      He looks pretty damn cool in T8, they've given him some of his Soulcalibur VI stuff and that's my favorite Yoshi for sure.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty fricked. Yoshimitsu is pretty gimmicky. You should pick another easier character so you can learn the basics of the game.
        Still, you can always just go "frick it" and main Yoshimitsu. I'm sure you want to main him because he looks cool, and I honestly can't blame you.

        i've been trying to learn him for the last 2-3 weeks playing non-consistently, i've also liked Dragunov, Steve, King, Hwoarang and Lee but i always come back to him
        >I'm sure you want to main him because he looks cool, and I honestly can't blame you.
        yeah, not only that but i like his personality and his "troll" playstyle, idk i really like him, it resonates with me or something
        the thing i'm worried about is that people already used to say that he was weak + hard to learn in T7, and now people are saying that he was nerfed in T8 so he might be even weaker, that makes me kind of unmotivated, but i guess we can only know for sure when the game releases

        just pick someone else

        i am considering that tbh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, in any case, I hope you don't give up. So long as you're having fun, it doesn't really matter.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry, i've been having much fun getting into tekken, and T8 didn't even come out yet

            Man just stick to one character as a beginner
            As for Yoshimitsu, don't quote me on this but in T8 he seems super solid and can be played pretty fundamentally, and once you get into the flow of the game you can start doing his exotic shit to frick with people

            >Man just stick to one character as a beginner
            90% of my playtime has been with him, i just tried some other characters against bots
            >he seems super solid and can be played pretty fundamentally, and once you get into the flow of the game you can start doing his exotic shit to frick with people
            thanks, that puts me at ease

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man Tekken 4 is so cool

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man just stick to one character as a beginner
          As for Yoshimitsu, don't quote me on this but in T8 he seems super solid and can be played pretty fundamentally, and once you get into the flow of the game you can start doing his exotic shit to frick with people

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty fricked. Yoshimitsu is pretty gimmicky. You should pick another easier character so you can learn the basics of the game.
      Still, you can always just go "frick it" and main Yoshimitsu. I'm sure you want to main him because he looks cool, and I honestly can't blame you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pick someone else

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, imagine if they'd remake every single day Tekken story mode from 1 to 7, shit would have been so kino

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of this character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heihachi replacement

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tekkens juri. coomer bait plain and simple. I wont play this game but will fap to her

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this character looks like a playable female character in mobile battle royale games made by tencent lmfao.
    even then I'll choose this game over street shitter 6 and throttle combat.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will play teleporting ADHD grandpa and I will get free wins because of his bullshit

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it true they nerfed korean backdash in this one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, and specifically kbd, backdash itself is the same distance as 7
      (king had his backdash nerfed, since they want king players to use jaguar step)
      but sidestep is much, much better. playing regular sized male characters in the beta I felt like I was stepping stuff with the same ease zafina can in 7, not bullshitting since I've played her a fair bit in 7

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turn on Special Style to try it out
    >proceed to 3-0 body all 4 characters’ AI’s on Ultra Hard
    What the frick. I’ll see you in the online ring, classicgays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon ultra hard cpu has always been notoriously easy. The real hardest cpu is your own ghost or the ghost of other players the more you play against him and even that is super wonky and will never replicate an actual player accurately

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