Tekken 8

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't do combo challenge 9 for her, solely because of the butterfly input

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do qcf,n, what's hard about that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        either the sidestep jab or the shoulder barge comes off. I can do the l move on its own but keep choking on the combo

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now imagine tifa in the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's generic as frick. Just bring over the DoA girls instead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got you homie.
        Too bad! You get a terrible frenchman instead!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That outfit is the only good thing about Marie Rose

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        as oppossed to random DoA girl with white and orange hair?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DoA-shiteaters are genuinely insane.
        Unironically bringing up their sameface uncanny valley plastic dolls as a response to something "generic"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be nu-Tifa so who cares

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime FF7 Tifa >>>>>> Chinese flat-faced censored new Tifa

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she fugged heihachi

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canon Tekken 8 roster favorite dish if you're interested

    >Victor
    Quiche Lorraine and Tomato Soup with Croque monsieur
    >Zafina
    Koshary and Saiidi
    >Panda
    n/a (probably bamboo because that's what Pandas eat)
    >Lee
    Kaiseki with Matcha (koicha style)
    >Kuma
    Salmon (with which he also beats people)
    >Devil Jin
    n/a
    >Feng Wei
    Wonton (sweet sour)
    >Dragunov
    Blini with sour cream but he usually eats Solyanka because it's healthier
    >Shaheen
    Gahwa (prefers Kunafah over dates)
    >Steve
    Fish fingers, chips and beans and jam roly poly
    >Leo
    Käsespätzle mit Zwiebeln. Likes to drink milk.
    >Yoshimitsu
    Raw Horse Meat (Basashi)
    >Azucena
    n/a (probably something coffee related)
    >Raven
    Laksa
    >Jin
    Doria
    >Jun
    Tamagoyaki and Udon
    >Kazuya
    Fugu (with poison)
    >Paul
    Hamburgers
    >Law
    Oyster Sauce Beef and Garlic Shrimp. Also likes Hamburgers.
    >Nina
    Colcannon and champ
    >Jack-8
    n/a
    >King
    n/a
    >Lars Alexandersson
    Pytt i Panna with water
    >Xiaoyu
    Spring rolls, Mung Bean Cake and Wowo Milk Flavored Candy
    >Oscar
    Ramen
    >Leeroy
    Claypot rice and egg sandwich
    >Bryan
    n/a
    >Howarang
    Tteokbokki
    >Claudio
    Fiorentina Steak and truffels
    >Reina
    n/a
    >Alisa
    n/a
    >Lili
    dick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >King
      >n/a
      What the frick?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part of it is that the King in Tekken 8 is not the original King. There are like 3 different characters that took on the King mantle after the original one died to ogre.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're from the same place though. Regardless, they would probably have similar taste. Since they're latin american.
          >There are like 3 different characters that took on the King mantle after the original one died to ogre.
          There's King and King II. I don't know where you're coming up with 2 more King sucessors.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably just eats anything with protein to keep up those gains.
            [...]
            There's two Kings. King I is in Tekken 1&2 and was killed by Ogre. King II has been one dude from 3 onward. Armor King I was King I's rival and King II's trainer, was killed by Marduk, and was succeeded by his younger brother. King II & Marduk are a successful tag team, and if Tag 2 & Revolution are to be believed Armor King II has a run with Jaycee to face them in a grudge match. That's everybody in the King side of the lore.

            Yeah I think I mixed in the armor king clone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably just eats anything with protein to keep up those gains.

        Part of it is that the King in Tekken 8 is not the original King. There are like 3 different characters that took on the King mantle after the original one died to ogre.

        There's two Kings. King I is in Tekken 1&2 and was killed by Ogre. King II has been one dude from 3 onward. Armor King I was King I's rival and King II's trainer, was killed by Marduk, and was succeeded by his younger brother. King II & Marduk are a successful tag team, and if Tag 2 & Revolution are to be believed Armor King II has a run with Jaycee to face them in a grudge match. That's everybody in the King side of the lore.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Jin
      >Doria

      really?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://imgur.com/hOwH6iU

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bryan drinks motor oil out of a 2000 toyota camry

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devil jin its a cannibal he had weird cannibal comments

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      King is definitely a chicken and rice man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zafina
      >Koshary and Saiidi
      This is bullshit because no person whose favorite food is koshary can be that svelte.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Azazel arm burned through a lot of calories. But now that it's gone...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why doesn't kazuya eat her arm

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a mod?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jawline
      >hairline
      >brow ridge
      >huge arms
      >hip to waist ratio
      >shoulder width
      Yep, that's a man.

      EEEEEETA HOMÃO GOSTOSO DA PORRA!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the size of those arms in relation to her head
      Tekken proportions are always fricked.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jawline
    >hairline
    >brow ridge
    >huge arms
    >hip to waist ratio
    >shoulder width
    Yep, that's a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be the biggest twink on this board if you think she looks masculine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bad game but
    What makes it a bad game, OP?
    Is the game bad, or are you just bad?

    Legitimately asking because I've been curious about picking it up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a better game than 6&7. Heat & Rage need some tweaking, especially since Rage now lacks the small decision making 7 gave it, but as a total package it's good.

      isn't Nina really old tho?

      Her and Anna are like 24 since they were cryogenically frozen from Tekken 2 to 3.

      The time gap between 3 & 8 is also less than five years in-universe. It's a short amount of time than the timeskip between 2&3.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't Nina really old tho?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her and Anna are like 24 since they were cryogenically frozen from Tekken 2 to 3.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know that. Tekken wiki says she's actually in her 40's, I thought she was older

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make him so ugly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy what a bad haircut can do to a motherfricker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they want him to be a joke even though canonically he's like, kazuya/jin tier

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, where's her sexier sister?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is it disrespectful to ki charge?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I almost had you downloaded and you leave after 1 match.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disrespectful to ki charge
      Why is this a thing now? Ki charge puts the user at a disadvantage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, just like taunting. Both are disrespectful.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's the purpose of a taunt.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant caring it's disrespectful to the point of never doing it because it might hurt others.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is awesome

    Love it

    Looking forward to seeing what the tekken shop adds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I truly, REALLY hope that the shop is just an easy way to buy DLC characters from within the game, so that you don't have to leave the game and go to Steam's storefront or the PS Store to buy characters. I really hope they don't sell costume and/or cosmetics bundles that way, because the customization in the game that we got was really barebones, and I don't want to have to believe that they deliberately chopped out finished costumes/cosmetics to sell them as DLC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prepare for the worst.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really care either way. The only thing that actually matters is if you can buy dlc characters individually instead of as part of a pass full of shit you don't want.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually so funny how fast people plug

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my pad is fricked, i'm randomly dropping too many combos and doing wrong inputs.
    Don't want to fork out a fortune for another dual sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're on PC, Xbox controllers are way better than PS controllers for fighting games.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some Victorhomosexual plugged on the last round when I was chainthrowing him as King. Kek'd hard for making him so mad that he actually did that.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul, Nina & Yoshimitsu are the only characters to appear in every single Tekken game
    >King, Kuma & Law as well if you ignore that each has been two different individuals across the series
    >None of these are Mishimas or Kazamas
    How does this make you feel?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshimitsu wasn't in Tekken Revolution.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's true
        What the frick, now I definitely don't care that I didn't play it.
        >Jaycee was in Revolution
        Frick now I DO regret not playing it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but you had to unlock her at random unless you paid.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know I'm happy they removed movement from Tekken. 1D is perfect for a fighting game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sidestep
      >horizontal move hits the air next to your characters head
      >get launched halfway across the screen by the heat move

      >lay on the ground
      >dare to press 3 to toekick while on the ground
      >whats that? opponent started a mid launcher?
      >its a full launch get fricked

      doubt its ever going to change but considering the first balance patch there is absolutely more shit that needs work- when Jack had a 100% combo specifically because of how fricked one of his moves was with disallowing a grounded opponent to get up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerf kbd
      >create the most in your face pressure mechanic
      >buff sidestep
      >get tracked on the most moronic moves known to man
      i know harada hated how turtly T7 was but jesus frick man let us back up a little bit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sidestep
      >horizontal move hits the air next to your characters head
      >get launched halfway across the screen by the heat move

      >lay on the ground
      >dare to press 3 to toekick while on the ground
      >whats that? opponent started a mid launcher?
      >its a full launch get fricked

      doubt its ever going to change but considering the first balance patch there is absolutely more shit that needs work- when Jack had a 100% combo specifically because of how fricked one of his moves was with disallowing a grounded opponent to get up

      >try to step char like paul for example
      >he thros out a df2 at that moment
      >get clipped by his safe mid high crushing 15f launcher
      >combo into heat and rage
      >lose 90% of health and lose
      "movement" in traken 8 is a meme

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be lower rank
    >can only win against lower or equal ranks, sometimes eke out a win against a higher opponent
    >level up to the rank of the higher opponent
    >now I am able to beat anyone of this level despite not being able to do so earlier, but not higher ranked ones
    I don't understand how ranks work. I'm pretty sure I am not getting good, I'm literally on autopilot. Where did all the people that beat me go to? What does Tekken Power mean?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're internalizing things without realizing it. Your autopilot is updating; it still has a ceiling but you are probably making minor subconscious adjustments based on what works.
      >What does Tekken Power mean?
      Pretty sure it's just a number that goes up as you play by whatever amount. The exact number doesn't matter, but the higher it is the more they've played.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lose like 2 points when I lose, or 20 if I de-rank, but jump like 10k if I go up a tier, so that's normal? What about those fellas that has like 150k pts but is yellow or orange?

        Ignore ranks, it's giving you a complex that anyone higher than you is better.

        But they are better though. Those blue frickers just know my cheese frametraps from the get-go, breaks all grabs and react to everything fast enough, I literally get reduced to just taking potshots and take solace in the fact that they're not perfecting me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just know my cheese frametraps
          frametraps aren't cheese, you just need to pressure them with things other than the same frametraps. you just need to learn how to condition now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only time you sbould ever be worried a out someone higher rank than you is if they're playing Kuma.
          If they're playing Kuna you're just fricked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand how ranks work. I'm pretty sure I am not getting good, I'm literally on autopilot.
      it's also got something to do with your subconscious, you feel more confident in beating people that are ranked lower than you are, even if you have just outranked them

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore ranks, it's giving you a complex that anyone higher than you is better.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there a mod to hide ranks?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah your eyes homie haha just don’t look homie ahaha look at the dudes hands (so you can break grabs homie!!!)

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hwoarang players are actually gorilla brained mongoloids and i hope they all get AIDS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahaaha reina is such a chimp, she's great

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate fighting games but holy shit tekken genuinely has the best proportioned characters in all of video game history.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      got news for you anon.
      you like men and broad shoulders.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont like men but broad shoulders is a good thing. its like women having wide hips. you giga homosexual.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the max bearable latency between players (both players with stable ethernet connection)?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is street fighter so ugly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Begone, this isn't a shitposting thread, it's for people who play fighting games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fighting games are gay. were here to talk about character design. back to rddit

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