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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A wall?

    I guess walls suck yeah, especially if they are invisible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy didn't play Okami.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You are correct.

        Explain it to me then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Play the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Guys you need to hit and then several dots appear on them, you need to memorize where and in what order, first ones are pretty easy, but hardest mandatory one is 5 sports and there's an optional one with 8 spots, you need to be pretty precise on marking them and you don't have much time to memorize

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >weak points briefly flash for a moment one after the other
          >player needs to remember the location and order of each point after they flash
          >it’s unforgivingly precise
          it’s harder than it sounds I guess

        • 2 years ago
          Moose

          >Weak points flash all of them in like three or four seconds to the point that your brain can't even register half the points at times.
          >You have about four or five seconds to push them all in.
          >Have to be extremely precise, within like a 2-3% margin of error for all of them.
          >Hardest one to 100% the game has seven or eight points.
          If you're not on the Wii/Switch version it's genuinely a test of patience and even there it's not exactly easy to get a perfect mark on them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I had to blutac my telly for the last one.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're not on the Wii/Switch version it's genuinely a test of patience
            It's quite easy if you know the trick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The time you have isn't true, you can take as long as you need, not that it helps a lot

            • 2 years ago
              Moose

              >you can take as long as you need
              Really? I remember you having a time limit because he'd get mad or something. Or was that just for the earlier ones?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've got half a second to memorize where a dot is placed, but once drawing you've got infinite time, not that it helps a lot because the longer you take the harder it is to remember

              • 2 years ago
                Moose

                Ah, then my mistake. It's been a few years since I last had to do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't help that every time you fail you get Issun to complain about it and tells you what to do - DO IT YOURSELF THEN YOU FRICKING STUPID BUG, YOU'RE A MASTER ARTIST AREN'T YOU?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        forgot about them, thought its nioh concept art

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I held up a piece of paper to the tv and marked the dots on it. I guess nowadays you could always just record it or something on your phone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wiki flat out tells you to record it, especially with the last one where using a marker isn't effective because the dots appear too fast.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wiki flat out tells you to record it, especially with the last one where using a marker isn't effective because the dots appear too fast.

      What are you a couple of homosexuals? just do it without being a punk b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had to do the same, thankfully it was on a small CRT and not a big ass HDTV or that would be a lot harder to pull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did it without any of that in 5 tries

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how to prove you have sub 100 IQ and im not even kidding. these dudes gave me no trouble.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had no problem with any of them except the last one
    Got my brother to remember the location of the 2nd half of them while I remembered the first half

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember for the last one I stuck a piece of paper to my crt (the static held it in place) and drew numbers on the dots.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with the Wall?
    He's just a glorified lock for you to unlock after you progress halfway through the level.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how did the madlads get away with it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >butthole
      >no vegana
      gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whos to say it isnt?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Learn anatomy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you were a TRUE cookie connoisseur you'd know it faces the other way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i blame okami, amaterasu specifically, for awakening my feral fetish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fetish
        Cringe. To true Men it's more than that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          love, then? as nice as it would be, i dont think animals feel the concept of romance. at best, just satisfying the urge of social bonding.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still several steps above women

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              obviously, i cant refute that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are you telling me you find this shit hot you sicko?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          p-paws..

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're not THAT bad

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We have cameras on our phones and a screenshot button

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back in my day we had to use our brains

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to tell you this but I'm just a smart boomer and Okami keeps releasing in modern consoles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you’re a larping zoomer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            projecting

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The people who complain about the gates are the ones they're supposed to.keep out. You got filtered

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even with Alucard, this level is the worst of any Castlevania game

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked them

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never finished the game because of this fricker. It's getting close to two decades already and just thinking about it still makes me mad.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know it was based on order. I spent a week on the final one.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Replaces all the great boss themes in your path
    This shit ruined my Xenoblade playthrough lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the issue?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not bad per se. Just replaces much better themes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I must be blind then because I know there is a difference but I couldn't tell you which is better

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play okami as a teenager on ps2
    >do the optional wall
    >get it on the second try
    >play okami as an adult on ps4
    >can't even fricking see the dots when they flash
    getting old sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take off glasses two years ago
      >slightly blurry, get over it
      >take off glasses now
      >everything is a fricking blur of colour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek I don't know senpai I can still do it fine and I aged just as much as you did since the PS2 era

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >era
        Zoomed identified

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"this doesn't apply to me, therefore..."
        Are you moronic?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no therefore. Someone said something and I just made a comment on how I didn't get it that bad. That's the extent of it. Stop being a schizo holy frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How in the living frick do you even come to the idea of posting such abhorrent egomaniacal narcissistic garbage?
            You're a zoomer or underage, that's why.

            Who the frick asked you?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you people better never play alundra jesus fricking christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick aahhhh it hurts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        murder me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking kill meee

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what the actual frick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              frick god

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i am done! done!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >moments where you have to unlock 100% BRAIN POWER

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are literal morons ITT that can't use some phone's record function or paper to solve a puzzle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What phone did you have 16 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My flip phone had a camera before 2006

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mine couldn't film the speed

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 3ds in most videogame franchises
    It killed mario & luigi
    Paper mario
    Monster hunter
    Fire emblem
    Kid icarus (frick that shity ripoff)
    It had like 4 copy pasted kirby games
    Samus returns

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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