Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty fun, it's painful having moronic teammates who don't lock doors and gates behind them thoughever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or teammates who pick that worthless old man Cook for some stupid reason.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cook is useful what you're talking about? His locks are great especially since you can get an ability that makes them harder to lockpick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I've just had bad teammates who aren't using them enough since I'm never seeing them on anything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >teammates
      what?
      you have to play with teammates?
      what is this some kind of mmorpg?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime pedo is moronic
        Go frick off back to your gacha threads, butthole.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          eat shit dumbfrick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a multiplayer game, survivors have 4 players while the family (killers) have 3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh geez what a innovative concept!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >survivors have 4 players while the family (killers) have 3
          I used to play TLOU online Multi player. it was the best frickgin time ever.
          played Supply raid usually
          Players are split into two teams of up to four each, and both teams are given twenty total lives to be shared among the players (not including the initial lives each player has). When players are killed, they respawn after waiting somewhere between 5 and 15 seconds. The objective of the game is to completely eliminate the enemy team by depleting all their remaining lives.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So nothing at all like this game. Why even bring it up?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              its 4 against 4. sounds like its almost exactly the same.
              its the only multi player game i ever played that was actually good.
              zommerlennials dont know what you missed out on

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >third person shooter with respawns
                >objective based horror game with no respawns
                I knew you TLOU shills were moronic but god damn.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but TLOU online was actually good and had game modes where you only had one life and it was very tactical.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep. survivor mode and sudden death mode had no respawns

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how could i know. it just came out.
                i will now not play your new game
                i saw its has DEI joggers in it

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its probably the samegay that constantly makes webm threads and posts TLOU

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nope. i never post here about TLoU.
                even though its was the best game of all time, including the online MP modes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Best game
                >Even the multi
                Unironically have a nice day for your shit taste

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds pretty cool

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 dollarydoos
    seriously?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's free on Game Pass.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's mid. Takes too long to start a match.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it because people like you who refuse to actually read and see there's a ready option in the lobby?

      I've had to coax the room into readying up because apparently that's too hard for the average person, doing that starts the game in under 30 seconds.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to run around and put traps as the hitchhiker 🙂

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cant seem to find a match on series x

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On PC (with crossplay) it's taking a few minutes to get a match but it isn't that bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you literally cannot find a match then check your crossplay settings. It's taking me about 2 minutes (and then another 2 for the pre lobby).

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leatherface is moronic and doesn't destroy shit with his chainsaw
    Fricking painful

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Murder grandpa
    Heh nothing personal

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Friday The 13th, garbage. Getting real tired of games that are like this, they all flop. Just look at Evil Dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just look at Dead by Deadlight. That went nowhere.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why these games all flop. Most people interested in these types of games are all addicted to DbD and won't switch for the long run to a new game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah just look at Dead by Deadlight
        exactly, just play that. you can even play as leatherface and it'll still have a playebase a week from now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I play DBD? Literal homosexual game. Play ONE game with my friends because they kept b***hing, won and had some troony sperging in my messages. Uninstalled.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game itself is also shit and dominated by metagays who do everything they can to make the game not fun.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that from my friends as well. They constantly bug me to reinstall, but I don't see the appeal. Felt fricking janky to play

            [...]
            That and DBD has most horror icons already covered. I just want a single player horror expierence with a licensed property. They all get dumped in these dumb streamer bait games

            Rumor has it Scream is going to have a single player game or something, not sure.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rumor has it Scream is going to have a single player game or something, not sure.
              No, Friday the 13th is getting ANOTHER game and it's single player, not done by Gun Media this time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If that's the case, I hope it's not garbage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why these games all flop. Most people interested in these types of games are all addicted to DbD and won't switch for the long run to a new game.

        That and DBD has most horror icons already covered. I just want a single player horror expierence with a licensed property. They all get dumped in these dumb streamer bait games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's sad because the Friday the 13th single player challenges were pretty good fun and a good proof of concept for a full game

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It still hurts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did Dead By Daylight even explode in popularity? I remember getting the game and fricking no one would play it and then all of a sudden there's a billion DLC characters and a bunch of homosexuals playing it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A bunch of homosexuals playing it
          You answered your own question

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it literally has 0 competition. For all its faults DbD is unique in its gameplay and any other game that's tried to compete immediately blew their own kneecaps off by them being a licensed property, pigeon holing the game into oblivion. No one cares about Jason variant 6, in camp crystal lake 3, where the game last 30+ minutes. The reason why DbD is still popular is because the games are short, simple, and each killer adds some uniqueness to each round. And for some reason no other company can figure out this basic as frick gameplay loop.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not true though. VHS, Propnite, Deathgarden, and Last Year weren't liscenced, still all died, and BHVR made Deathgarden. The problem is that they have a hard time making the new player experience as straight forward as DbD, and they do poorly at balancing it so both sides have a chance.

            Take VHS, the idea that the survivors could kill the monster was neat in theory, but in practice it meant that unless you were up against morons, monster switched from the power role to the weak role. It meant people who didn't want to run around with a team who would usually play the monster didn't stick around because after a few games of just outright losing, they just uninstall, and since it was free to play, there was no sunk cost to keep them.

            It's really the balancing act every game in the asymmetrical multiplayer genre has. You need to balance so all roles feel like they have a chance at victory, otherwise one side is going to take a massive hit to players, which increases queue times, which leads to attrition on the other side, which leads to death.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          women horror fans love it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're mentally ill and want to frick the killers

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just like Evil Dead, it'll be dead in a week

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game character is a God avatar. So horror genre is a comedy, there with cheat engine mode on.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two matches in a row as Leatherface where I killed two survivors before they even got out of the basement
    How are people so bad at this?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because when I was a kid I had this idea that someone should make a TCM game kind of structured in this format, and like those other games like Friday the 13th and DbD. The way I envisioned it one player would play as Leatherface while the other players are just regular civilians trying to survive. The goal would be to trap Leatherface and eventually kill him while the goal playing as Leatherface would be to kill everyone. Anyway it seems like someone finally made this game but I just don't care.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you would think after so many years that Ganker would learn to avoid licensed shovelware instead of eagerly horfing it down because "IT'S FRANCHISE I RECOGNISE"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on gamepass. Chill out snoy.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a lot of fun murdering women as Johnny, I just wish it didn't take so long to find a match

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    uninstalled after 2 matches
    typical game pass junk

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw some moronic homosexuals on YouTube play it to see if it's any different than Dead by Zzz.. and despite being different it still looks repetitive and boring.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Opening of the match shows the survivor who didn't get picked get killed
    >It's always the Black person
    lol

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games tailor made for twitch streamers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OP asks a question
        >anon answers with "I'm not gonna play this goyslop"
        >you get mad
        Amazing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he sounds real mad bro but you're not though right lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not at all

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projecting
            I'm watching Smack

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            Samegay

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I fear for your future on this website if he broke you this easily.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    RE7 is the superior unofficial TCM game.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is an asymmetrical-
    Dropped. Never touching this shit with a twenty-foot pole. How about they make a real fricking game instead of another reskinned virtual freeze tag?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Friday The 13th, too bad about what happened to it

    I haven't played this yet and probably won't for a while, don't want to get invested in something that might die fast

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play as the grandpa?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the granpa who gets to feel up Jessica Biels ass in that one bathroom scene?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an npc part of your team.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching XQC play right now. It seems fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do people watch him? He's insufferable and can't even speak.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing as Sissy.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i uninstalled after 5 minutes, not a fan of these "games"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do you install it in the first place, moron?

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