TF2

I don't know why TF2 is getting another golden age but it's been great. Feels like the Earth is on it's proper axis again.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because everything that came after it crashed and burned

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I find that a not-small amount of hate for TF2 comes from people that resent its ability to not die, which has shut down all of its attempted competitors that they very much liked instead
      My friend that loved Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, which was mediocre, still has a grudge against TF2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My friend that loved Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, which was mediocre, still has a grudge against TF2
        You take that back, Quake Wars was the shit and one of the great class based games of the 2000s alongside Battlefield 2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun things are fun

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers just parrot their favorite tuber and quit after 5 hours of play back to fortnite. most of new numbers are just portugese and venezuelan bots

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer here. Been playing Xbox 360 version since launch, and PC since 2014. Thousands of hours on tf2. Eat my shit troony

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn are you me? I plate on my dad’s Mac

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [citation needed]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Competitive 0 players
          compgays killed tf2 for this? I hope they all get busted for CP, frick them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"most are bots"
          >bots are 21% of that data and a majority of them are in empty servers
          ?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was referring to steamcharts

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder to not trust teamwork.tf's numbers since they just make them up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously? 0 players? UncleBlack folk should be on suicide watch for this.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a fun game
    >people keep playing it
    Really makes you think

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good, every day there some little tweak update

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >etpro hit sound
      >"youve got mail"

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >completely remove the meet your match update
    >buff the ambassador to its best state
    >make compgays seethe eternally
    >keep random crits in the game
    >remove the whole "f2ps aren't allowed to talk unless they bought somethinf on the mann co store" shit.
    >remove hats + unusuals
    >focus on fixing the bot issue each update
    Boom i just saved tf2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buff the ambassador to its best state
      I don't think it should be able to shoot through walls again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if we're speaking technically, it being able to crit came after being able to shoot through walls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >remove the whole "f2ps aren't allowed to talk unless they bought somethinf on the mann co store" shit.
      oh yeah lol
      >have to pay to call for a medic
      wow literally p2w

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ambassador? is that mexican for caber?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hats + unusuals
      MONEY?
      STOLEN.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      frick comptrannies, frick trading gays and frick bots

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      buff the sandman back to a usable state while you're at it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is TF2 worth playing? Give it to me straight

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its like one of the best shooters ever made dude, this is like asking if you should try doom or fallout 1

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      3200 hrs in it: yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe back between 2007-2011, not anymore however

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still good, nostalgiagay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is TF2 worth playing? Give it to me straight

        Piggybacking off this

        Am I at a severe disadvantage if I have only vanilla weapons and none of the new shit?

        I played TF2 a lot from like 2009-2014 and yeah I don't really see the point when Overwatch does everything it does but better

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Overwatch is fricking shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          good one lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i used to do stupid stuff like this with my sprays, but what was even better was all talk servers and telling people there was a spy behind them, them seeing the voice icon on me but not on the hud and checking behind them and then me stabbing them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Overtroon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but overwatch is dead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Decent bait, just about worthy of a (You). Don't spend it all in one place now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually got me laughing out loud

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you like having the ability to trash talk others without having your money stolen?
      do you like playing an fps to do your own thing that directly or indirectly helps your team do what needs to be done?
      do you like not having daily quest objectives tied to tedious gameplay that feels more like a second job than an actual video game?
      do you like server browsers?
      do you like bemoaning "unfair" advantages and laughing at others when you benefit from said "unfair" advantages?
      do you like weapons that actually feel good to usemost of the time?

      if so, tf2 is right for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you like having the ability to trash talk others without having your money stolen?
        This is by far the best thing about it. The amount of zoomers the just go into shock when they hear the funny gamer word of are told to kill themselves is halarious.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like a lot of posters here don't realize that as of like a year or two ago most valve games filter slurs into asterisks by default

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can turn off the filtering in steam censor settings

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he did say "by default"
              you'd be surprised how many morons are out there who don't change settings before playing a game, especially profanity filters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the best shooter ever made

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's CS, actually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth trying out more than anything else. The best quality it has is its skill ceiling is very difficult to overwhelm an entire server with, like you can play better but it'll take more than one guy to just stomp spawn completely. Sniper is the exception to this, but 90% of them suck complete ass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you for some reason find playing games with the morons of Ganker is fun, sure. Public matches are full of bots and hackers thoughever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have run into maybe three bots in the last week of play. give the doomposting a break for like a month

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have ran into 3 bots in the last week of play
          On public servers? Doubt

          Also lmaobox is 20 bucks and vac doesn't work. A sizeable portion of snipergays are hacking and it isn't subtle at all.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i meant casual servers running core gamemodes, but i also haven't run into anything in the few hours of 24/7 instant respawn 2fort that i've played. have you actually played the game recently? i really doubt that i'm like the luckiest motherfricker on planet earth.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like half the games I play in casual matchmaking have a blatant 'secret' cheater in them, but most players are too inexperienced to notice them and you can't convince them. It's pretty obvious when you see a player moving around like a clueless moron but some how aiming/airblasting perfectly.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ive run into the same 1 or 2 heavy cheaters with a pocket medic on 2fort and nobody on their team can kick them cause their friends stop the vote

            No amount of reporting players or VAC will do shit to stop these people when they queue with 5 other cheaters

            Its why ETF2L bans you for even defending or associating with a cheater

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coming from a vet, yeah. At the very least it's a good side game to chill in. Very unlike other shooters today where they're geared towards competitive.
      Though it's gonna be overwhelming to start off with, between 9 classes, a boatload of weapons, and maps. Not even counting custom content. And the default settings still stick to 2007. Just keep that in mind.
      For what it's worth, I see lots of players that joined in the past couple years, there's still plenty of vets but it's not like older arena shooters where it's you vs quake dads with 20 years of experience.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is one of the best games ever made worth trying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piggybacking off this

      Am I at a severe disadvantage if I have only vanilla weapons and none of the new shit?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I at a severe disadvantage if I have only vanilla weapons and none of the new shit?
        no, most of the stock weapons are good
        TF2's weapon design philosophy is that the unlockable weapons are supposed to be side-grades to the stock weapons, or offer different playstyles
        very few unlock weapons are outright upgrades over the stock weapons

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you buy a single key off marketplace.tf for like 1.95 you can instantly trade that for enough metal to get every weapon in the game and tons of basic hats which no other game would ever let you do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be at a slight disadvantage, vanilla melees will hold you back on any class other than spy or engineer, and nobody uses engineer's default pistol so that will hold you back a bit as well.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Engie pistol is great though

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            in VSH with crits maybe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stock weapons are generally the best.
        Most exceptions are usually because the utility (swapping out a syringe gun for Medic to instead use a Crossbow for projectile healing like Ana for example, swapping out Heavy's shotgun for food items that heal him or other side effects, etc)
        Aside from that weapons are either situational sidegrades (A rocket launcher that trades splash damage for projectile speed and more direct hit damage), or open up a new playstyle for a class (Swapping stickybombs for a shield to play as a Demoknight)
        You can earn weapons just from playing, though there's a weekly cap of 8 I think.
        You can earn some from achievement milestones. You can craft them. Buying them isn't recommended, the store is overpriced. Just trade for them in bulk with a key if you have to.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll be fine. I have like 1.6k hours and I don't have all the weapons, and I like using stock weapons most of the time.

        You'll be at a slight disadvantage, vanilla melees will hold you back on any class other than spy or engineer, and nobody uses engineer's default pistol so that will hold you back a bit as well.

        I use the Lugermorph skin of the stock pistol though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vanilla weapons are the big standard, the ol reliable.
        But aternative playstyles like demoknight and huntsman sniper are fun.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all outside the Ubersaw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I at a severe disadvantage if I have only vanilla weapons and none of the new shit?
        You'll do fine, and it's actually better if you play with stock before using any other weapons since they teach you how to play your class and fit the best in every situation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, stock is the best overall, and in general people tend to overstate the effectiveness of any particular unlock since they personally like them, or are affected by youtuber brainrot (Medic Crossbow)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DO NOT USE THE MANN CO. STORE TO BUY WEAPONS.

        DO NOT USE THE MANN CO. STORE TO BUY WEAPONS.

        You can get all the weapons by buying a 2 dollar key => trade it to a bot for a bunch of metal => that metal to buy all the weapons from another bot (with plenty leftover for a bit of fashion)

        And stock is fine. Stock primary is BIS or close to it on every class besides Engineer.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do not use the mann co store to buy weapons
          If you don't want to personally give money to the person that made them.
          Unfortunately the mann co store is a bygone relic of an era where free trade ruled, and you were easily able to trade for weapons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stock weapons are usually the best apart from melees. In my opinion they also look the best

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And even in the case of stock, they're so useful they might as well be better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a hell of a lot more worth playing a decade ago, but it's still a ton of fun on the right server.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shounic's 100 player server is unironically the next reneissance of TF2.
      Completely new experience compared to a 32 player game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point it's safe to call it one of the best games ever made, so yes. I've never really found a shooter that could rival it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 is an incredible achievement. It's arguably (and likely) the best online shooter ever made. With 9 classes, each of whom have dozens (or more) of different weapon combinations & loadouts, it can be completely overwhelming at first (it took me probably 30 hours or so before it started to "click")... the game itself is like some kind of shuddering, organized Chaos Engine. Yet it's not chaotic. It's beautifully and thoughtfully crafted, it's bursting with personality (both from the characters and the players), it has tons of excellent maps, every single class is fun and rewarding. I could go on. I have almost 4,000 hours in the game now and though I don't play it daily anymore I still laugh out loud every time I play it. I don't think there is a game that's more fun, more exciting, more rewarding to git gud at than TF2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but don't play it for extended periods of time. tf2 is like minecraft; it's fun in bursts but if you play it too much it'll get frustrating for one reason or another.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two days of 100 player servers were actually magical.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay
    haven't played since 2013
    sell it back to me
    unless quickplay/matchmaking/levels are still a thing and the default, then don't bother

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 refined
      hehe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when my friends and I were talking about how the price of keys rose to like 11 refinded and how rediculous that was. Jesus

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spend $2.50
        >Get a full cosmetic set for your entire team
        Sounds like a good deal to me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          cosmetics are really worth $0.00, the inflation is crazy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            not the same anon but what if you just want your mercs to look cool

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody makes fun of the open economy in TF2 but no live service game today would let you buy currency in the shop and trade it outside the game for a thing you want. Publishers wanting to control the prices of items is the way you get 20 dollar skins in OW2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was broke when i was playing tf2 so this doesn't matter to me anymore but i checked my backpack the other day and i have about a dozen refined that i should have traded up to keys at the time it was crafted because the keys would have been worth a ton more now.

        i legitimately feel like the item drop system was my favorite addition to the game. it rewards you pennies of value for just playing the game, which you can completely ignore, or be a complete israelite and get cash out of it. you also have a small chance of getting cosmetics or tools from it, or over time you can just craft your unloved drops into a cosmetic. i played from launch day and a lot of people will hate me for stating this however. i didn't find it bothersome at all.

        the buildup of crates is kinda annoying though since i never spend money on tf2. i could either send them over to an idle account or sell them but they really frick up your inventory.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >keys were 3 ref in 2012
        >could get enough ref to trade for a hat after a day or two of idling

        I miss it bros...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Valve punished players who used a third party app to idle
          >I used it
          >still got the Cheater's Lament
          thanks valve you're a real homie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was your issue with quickplay?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was nothing wrong with quickplay, it literallt threw you into an open, empty server, it wasnt even a Valve server half the time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was your issue with quickplay?

        there was everything wrong with quickplay because it was blacklisting non-vanilla servers, newbies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you use quickplay to play on a non vanilla server? Are you fricking autistic?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            feel free to provide an argument anytime

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is my argument
              >want a specialized server
              >use server browser
              >want vanilla
              >use quickplay
              Really fricking hard for you apparently

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      quickplay is good what are you on about? the only reason it was sheit was because of the gay bots insta killing you

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I reinstalled it and played it for a bit earlier. I got it back in 2007 with the orange box when I was a teenager and played a fair bit until the pyro update came out and they added stuff like the flare gun, I tailed off after that and didn't have a gaming PC for a while.
    I tried playing it again a couple of years back and all the changes to it were weird. I played an hour or two earlier today, it's alright. Feels different to how it was when I used to play, maybe that's just not being on a forum that would set up regular games and stuff so it's just playing with strangers.
    It's annoying how many different custom servers and things there are when you use the browser, like it seems 9/10 servers are some weird game mode or 24/7 fast respawns mvm things.
    Steam forgot my playtime as well which is annoying - or did it not start recording playtime until some time after it first came out?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam did not record playtime in 07 and for a few years after.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do not fricking know why game devs think people want to be reminded how much of their life has been spent playing a fricking video game.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not getting a golden age
    The only good thing that happened was the vsh update but that doesn't mean this is a golden age

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played tf2 in a while
    >fire it up again today
    >femboy homosexual has connected to enemy team
    >only see "F1 hes gay" in chat
    >femboy homosexual has left the server

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a Black person or what? TF2 is femboy and furry dominated game and they're the kings there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah you're just shit at the game lol
        >captcha: DRAWN

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden age
    >no new weapons

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden age

    I mean it's still a fun game and has no peer but let's not go that far.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TF2 gays consider current TF2 to be in another golden age

      maybe not a golden age, but it's definitely a sort of rennaissance
      hell, even jerma played the game again recently, and he was part of the game's old guard. shit has definitely greatly improved thanks to this update

      People keep parroting "golden age" but never what encompasses it
      I first played tf2 around the tough break update so im "recently" new
      What would you veterans consider is the "Golden Age" of tf2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2007-2009

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. The game was already turning from fun fps to hat collecting obsession by 2010. That being said, I tried the game out again a few days ago and it feels more fun than it did in 2010.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Changes to TF2 was always mix of good and bad ideas. It's hard to imagine there being an ideal period that can be considered a golden age for that reason.

        For example moveable engineer buildings was such a good addition that it's hard to call a version of a game without it ideal and yet even that very update introduced the cancer that was mini sentries.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with this. Besides Meet your Match, there are few updates I would consider bad, even if there were things in them I disliked. It was part of what made playing TF2 Classic a mixed bag for me: there were many things added later that I realized I did miss.

          Meet your Match did suck though. Terrible changes to server browsing that killed most community servers and awful balance decisions. I also wish they would do at least some minor tweak to the sniper. There's far more good snipers then there were at launch and it's clear the game was not balanced with such talent in mind.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's far more good snipers then there were at launch and it's clear the game was not balanced with such talent in mind.
            Point and click is a universal skill. There are not really "more" good snipers now, there are just more cheaters. You do not "get better" at sniper over time like you would with a soldier. There is nothing much to learn other than clicking on heads, which is already 99% muscle memory.
            You are naive if you think people just "got better" at point and click.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know it baffles me that people can't bring themselves to admit that playing sniper legitimately takes skill.

              By all means you're allowed to think the class is badly designed and fun killing and broken and all that jazz, and even that it's bad having a class that is so susceptible to cheating and botting, I'd be inclined to agree with you even. But in the end he's still a class that 99% of the playerbase can't play for shit, arguably the most important balancing factor behind him being that good snipers aren't common. That automatically means there is room to improve with him for the average player.

              In fact it sums up tf2 the best that the one class that really takes skill is not fricking respected for it, and no that is not a complement to sniper.

              >but it's just clicking on heads!
              Then why can't people fricking do it you dumbass?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started playing (on PC) in 2008 and I'd consider the original class updates as the golden age. Personally I thought of the silver age as being from when they introduced the store up to maybe around Meet the Pyro, whenever that was. At that point I noticed most of my favorite community servers were dying. When they introduced matchmaking the game went into a proper dark age.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When they introduced matchmaking the game went into a proper dark age
          I think meet your match back in 2016 was the first time I experienced how other people felt when a developer completely ruins and shits on your favorite game with just one update
          It was fricking awful
          >nearly 30 minute queue wait times and when you got in half the matches were empty
          >game suddenly runs like complete shit despite being fine before the update
          >multiple crashes and backpack errors
          >weapons were nerfed just for competitive's sake
          >a metric shit ton of classic tf2 youtubers left because of how broken and buggy the update was
          >not only that but Overwatch just came out , quickly becoming a mainstream success and was beginning to completely overshadow tf2
          Im going to be honest , I never felt that tf2 was going to die more than in that moment.
          Thank frick tf2 recovered from that shit , holy hell I might've been new at that time but that was probably the worst update of any game i've ever played in my life and if I had an option of completely removing something from existence it would be the meet your match update , what an absolute shitstorm of a disaster.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            To think the impetus was just compgays asking for matchmaking. Fricking nobody wanted matchmaking for normal TF2, and the actual compgay shit ended up an even bigger disaster. How the frick did Valve get it into their head that this was a good move, what a horrible update

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The biggest issue with MyM was repurposing Valve servers for Casual. Frick I wish they'd undo that already and scrap matchmaking entirely.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What a totally pointless fricking thing this was to do. They created a whole stupid matchmaking mode that served no purpose but to make the game less accessible. Why the frick shouldn't you be able to just jump in from the server browser?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        golden age 2008-2012
        silver age is 2013-end of 2014
        bronze age is 2015-mid 2016
        endless dark age is mid 2016 to now though i will admit 100 player servers is a possible sign of things maybe getting better but i wouldn't hold my breath

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2008 - 2014.
        Just constant free content drop after drop, all of it exceptionally good shit.
        It the peak stops growing near the end of 2014 and plateaus around Love & War.
        Gun Mettle marks the downfall era where the game is put in to maintenance mode.

        There was a brief hurrah with Jungle Inferno but it didn't last long, especially since the promised Heavy update just never came.

        I'm hoping that this summer update isn't just gasses escaping a rotting corpse and is the mark of the game stirring back to some semblance of life.
        Honestly the one thing people want is some rebalancing and new weapons. The massive amounts of new maps and alternate modes are very nice, but the one thing that puts life in to ALL aspects of the game is new/adjusted weapons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The golden age was from release until MvM.
        so 2007-2012

        At first, there weren't enough game modes or maps so many servers had custom maps which kept the game interesting. Also, the game was lacking lots of the quality of life updates (like auto-reload, simple disguise menu, etc). Regardless of all this it was the most popular and most fun to talk shit to people who were all learning the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The golden age is still alive, you just have to boot it up on the Xbox 360 orange box copy. Instantly get teleported to 2007, the way the game was MEANT to be played.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started playing during beta and the only update I think was good was spy cloak = ammo pickups, maybe shooting demo nades was ok too. there was a minor necessary nerf to soldier ammo and demos are kinda op from the start but other than that all the updates were shit. I stopped playing sometime before 2012 so shave a couple years off that and there's the golden age

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sniper v spy and war!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't have one of these or the PW I don't care about your shitty little opinion, or any other small-time homosexual's for that matter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares that you bought a dead steam account.
          Anyone can do it, and it's like $5 if there's frick all on it besides TF2.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Surely nobody would do that? That's like downloading oldgay kits and then posting ancient memes out of nowhere while not even understanding their contexts.
            Or a man wearing a dress, in simpler terms.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              There were people in 2013 on those "Totally For REal REAL OLDgay we Take TF2 SUPER SERIOUSLY PUT CIGARETTES OUT ON MY DICK vanilla server" that legitimately didn't know the ambassador used to minicrit.
              And that's assuming they even put in the effort to buy an Oldgay alt account that had no fricking gaems

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dont get one if you started with the Xbox 360 version and migrated to PC like I did

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It honestly depends, but for my money the golden age started right after the Uber Update, and ended sometime shortly after Gun Mettle/Tough Break. Anything before Uber Update is kinda like the Middle Ages, and anything after Gun Mettle/Tough Break is been the decline period, with Meat Your Match being the cataclysmic event that almost wiped out the whole civilisation. TF2 will NEVER get back to her golden age, but it might be in a renaissance of sorts.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        war update > love/war
        people can scream about le uber update brought kiddies but we always had one major update a year/Christmas update/unique halloween update, no real issues like bots, the community was strong, and the majority of cool shit was already in the game around the war update
        it was a good time
        gun mettle was the first real crack. weird balance changes, skins that didn't work in dx8 , gimmicky contract shit, updates were now sparse until they stopped, Halloween was copy pasted forever.
        that puts it in 2009-2014 for me.
        god its weird to think i remember reading the major update page of love and war while it downloaded and going into my first game just to conga for 30 mins like it was the other day

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2007-2010
        Silver Age: Game was new and its was growing in popularity. It could only get better from here
        >2011
        The F2P Era had begun. While many older players hated this change, it's irrefutable it contributed to TF2's massive popularity and success
        >2012-2014
        Golden Age. Peak TF2
        >2015
        The last good year. Things were starting to go downhill
        >2016
        The MYM fiasco. Arguably the closest TF2 has come to dying, the game after the launch of the update was borderline unplayable
        >2017
        The last effort with Jungle Inferno
        >2018+
        The Dark Ages of no major updates and only seasonal updates with stuff just taken from the Workshop
        Depending on your experience you can switch around the silver age and golden age

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The downfall started around 2011 when they began to frick with the balance of the game by giving the Demo a sword and shield and allowing the Engie to move buildings.
          Trading and cosmetics absolutely FRICKED the game. 2013-2023 is zombie TF2 as far as I'm concerned.
          I don't even remember what the Love and War and the Gun Mettle updates added, all I know is that the game looks and runs like shit compared to how it did in 2009.
          Lucky there's a no hats mod.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Undo every update after sniper & spy
            >give each class 3 non-moronic unlocks (NO DEMOKNIGHTS)
            >delete matchmaking and make community servers the only option
            There, TF2 is saved.

            demoknight is pure unfiltered fun, and always has been. Who the frick cares about balance in tf2? You've seen what "balancing" has done to the weapons and builds in this game -- they only made the game worse. The game was at its peak when half the weapons weren't nerfed to oblivion. Demoknight was thankfully spared but Heavy's melee for example got absolutely crushed

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Demoknight is moronic.
              >let's take the guy who sucks at short range and turn him into this useless wienerroach that only exists to annoy the other team and lasts forever due to the targe resistances
              Brought to you by the same great minds who invented the dragon's fury

              Here is the list of unlocks that should be allowed to exist.
              Everything else is bloat and shit.

              SCOUT
              >FaN, Bonk, Sandman
              SOLDIER
              >Direct Hit, Gunboats, Old Equalizer
              PYRO
              >Backburner, Flare Gun, Axtinguisher
              DEMO
              >Loose Cannon, ScoRes, Old Caber
              HEAVY
              >Old Tomislav, Sandvich, KGB
              ENGIE
              >Frontier Justice, Short Circuit, Jag
              >no picking up buildings either
              MEDIC
              >Blutsauger, Kritz, Ubersaw
              SNIPER
              >Classic, Huntsman, Jarate
              SPY
              >Old Ambassador, Cloak and Dagger, Dead ringer
              This list is non debatable and 100% correct

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's fun piss off

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Short Circuit
                >Dead ringer
                homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Undo every update after sniper & spy
                >give each class 3 non-moronic unlocks (NO DEMOKNIGHTS)
                >delete matchmaking and make community servers the only option
                There, TF2 is saved.

                The downfall started around 2011 when they began to frick with the balance of the game by giving the Demo a sword and shield and allowing the Engie to move buildings.
                Trading and cosmetics absolutely FRICKED the game. 2013-2023 is zombie TF2 as far as I'm concerned.
                I don't even remember what the Love and War and the Gun Mettle updates added, all I know is that the game looks and runs like shit compared to how it did in 2009.
                Lucky there's a no hats mod.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Here is the list of unlocks that should be allowed to exist.
                kys

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        2007-2011

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any year before meet your match update. Not the content itself but the matchmaker change kind of ruined for me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much this. Matchmaking did a number on the community server scene

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Release to F2P era is the definitive golden age. You had meet the team videos coming out, you had class updates that gave each class new weapons, you have big game changing abilities constantly coming out like Pyro got the ability to airblast, Engi got to pick up buildings, cool events like the WAR update. It felt awesome to play back then because Valve actually cared about TF2 as a game rather than using it as a testing ground for monetisation schemes. Hats were rare and fit the style of the game and the game wasn't as "solved" as it is now. People didn't spycheck as often and didn't know the best sentry spots and you never had a 9000 hour sniper main raping the entire server.
        I pity newbies who only know nu-tf2.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People didn't spycheck as often
          wtf... pure lies

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you can look at videos of old spy gameplay and see the shit you could pull off back then because people were so clueless about spy in general.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spy was religously spychecked a year after TF2 came out. You're conflating newbies who just installed the game not knowing better, to the general populous of the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                IDK I disagree. Nowadays most people can instantly just tell you are a spy when your are disguised whereas disguises did used to actually work with little effort before. You have to think much more about how you act, what class you disguises as etc and the fact that enemy team gets wallhacks to see you when they spawn. Actual "good" players would religiously spy check but good players were much rarer than they are now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fuggg... I agree to disagree... it's over...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss when you could set up your sentries almost anywhere and it still wouldnt be a complete waste. Best times in games are when they are fresh with a buncha newbies experimenting.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to play the 100 man meme servers but I can't find any in western europe what the frick man

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you actually gain some semblance of game sense and just start fricking destroying all the new players

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 gays consider current TF2 to be in another golden age

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe not a golden age, but it's definitely a sort of rennaissance
      hell, even jerma played the game again recently, and he was part of the game's old guard. shit has definitely greatly improved thanks to this update

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people who play it now started well into the dark age so I guess it makes sense

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crafting system filtered me, so I just play without any kind of goal. Am I missing out? I already unlocked the basic weapons, like Spy's kunai or Sniper's bow and arrow.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like $3 to get every single weapon you idiot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the game isn't pay to win I swear!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crafting is shit. If you want to get cosmetics, wait for a sale and then buy keys, and trade the keys for refined (or items) on backpack.tf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so I just play without any kind of goal.
      That's why TF2 is fun, you just jump in and play then frick off. The whole item system is dumb and a nuisance. Just play on community servers with an items plugin if you want to use a specific weapon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so I just play without any kind of goal.
      Battlepasses were a mistake. Its a game not a job you homosexual. God zoomers are pathetic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so I just play without any kind of goal.
      Battlepasses were a mistake. Its a game not a job you homosexual. God zoomers are pathetic

      TF2 has contracts which are like battlepass. idk if you can buy mroe of them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have 6000 hours and didn't know contracts were a thing, outside of special events.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We could only go up from what pit we were in
    In the last week since the update I've only come across a single bot, matches have been filled with micspammers and chill players. It feels like I'm playing 2010 TF2 again, all I'm missing is porn sprays in MM servers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have run into maybe three bots in the last week of play. give the doomposting a break for like a month

      i meant casual servers running core gamemodes, but i also haven't run into anything in the few hours of 24/7 instant respawn 2fort that i've played. have you actually played the game recently? i really doubt that i'm like the luckiest motherfricker on planet earth.

      American?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, during afternoons and late nights.

        [...]
        there was everything wrong with quickplay because it was blacklisting non-vanilla servers, newbies

        obviously they weren't going to put esoteric shit into quickplay, but it was a perfectly suitable middle ground between the server browser (increasingly unintuitive for newbies) and purely official matchmaking. even small networks thrived and they were able to funnel people into custom shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >even small networks thrived
          the 3 small communities i frequented began to immediately wither
          frick off with your revisionism

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >burgerhomosexual insists no bots
          Every fricking time.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >high-trust community
            >no Black folk

            >assraped by Black folk and hackers online

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eurohomosexuals and Turd worlders have bot issues still

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best game I have ever played.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add a bunch of community maps
    >make a few bugfixes
    >suddenly thousands flock into the game
    what would even happen if they actually made a good update

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual death of Overwatch.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not enough for them to give a shit. That's why they don't make big updates anymore, the extra revenue generated isn't proportionate to the man-hours/opportunity cost they put in. They can get good enough results by slapping in a bunch of community shit.
      Remember this is Valve, in 6 years they somehow have been unable to justify paying 1 person to just finish the comic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing that makes me sad is that once upon a time TF2 was a passion project, a game that Valve genuinely loved.
        Despite them abandoning it years ago, the community has stuck around and keeps playing it. TF2 transcends beyond being a game. No-one is going to remember DOTA 2 or CSGO once they're gone. They just lack the same cultural impact and influence that TF2 has.
        If CSGO didn't receive constant updates, most players would have probably returned to CS:S.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure most people playing CSGO now aren't aware that it's not the only CS game.
          Pretty sad. Same way TFC is kinda forgotten (only somewhat saved by their relevance in the comics and some cosmetics)

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden age
    It's the fricking bronze age

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say it's the golden age, but hopefully we get more updates in the forseeable future

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to hate the matchmaking but honestly after playing for the first time in like 6 years its nice to not play on fricking 24/7 dustbowl 2fort hightower and actually have a match again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2 always had official valve servers and before matchmaking was a thing you could always find valve servers that ran the desired map. All matchmaking did was force a wait on everyone and prevent certain capabilities like being able to check a server doesn't have bots before you join.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TF2 always had official valve servers
        incorrect zoomer
        originally quickplay threw you into shit like fricking saigns.de

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would a game developer as well off as valve really release a new shooter and not offer servers to play on themselves?

          You might be right but I can't find any information on when official valve servers were first introduced otherwise. It's beside the point regardless since there was definitely a time before MyM that valve servers were perfectly accessible to which end forcing a matchmaker on them was not an improvement.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quickplay could either put you in valve servers or community servers depending on how strict your settings were, I believe.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            iirc Valve started hosting official servers around when the game went free to play
            I don't know when exactly they became the only servers for quickplay, but community servers became so bad that you basically had to use Valve servers for a vanilla experience. Unfortunately this siphoned people off from decent community servers and now MyM has made Valve servers just as horrible. Very cool.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I joined a venice server that only had a few people on it and it was mostly bots but otherwise its been 1 or 2 bots every few matches

    Like yeah if you get an unlucky region or map nobody plays it will probably have bots but even VSH surprisingly has no bots for me

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be a golden age when they unnerf everything, which is never.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I played in 2019 every server was full of hackers and cheaters so I stopped playing. Should I give it another try?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it depends on the hours you play at, in Europe it's fine during daytime and then it becomes a bot hell at night.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the entire scandal with shit like Pinion Pot O Luck ads on quickplay servers and all the restrictions you had to have to be qualifies as quickplay so i get why valve would wash their hands of that but you could have both

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pinion Pot O Gold
      did any server use html motds for actual functionality? why was the feature even in the game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember servers in CSS using the motd as a way to showcase upcoming events or changelists for their mod or whatever.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have that IP blocked in my hostfile to this very day

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else really liked sd_doomsday? I swear it was very popular back in the day but then people completely stopped playing it after MyM.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It didnt help that it wasnt originally available to play in matchmaking when it was for quickplay
      MYM was an abhorrent update

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cashworks sucks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cashworks is like 14 years old so its a relic with dated design with modern TF2

      Venice is brand new by a guy who has 50 hours in the game and plays CSGO so its fricked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Venice
        it's only jank but also doesn't even really feel like Venice, it's too wide and cold.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        venice got a fairly large update a couple of days ago, did it improve anything?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE US MORE PLAYER DESTRUCTION MAPS

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 is getting another golden

    this months update was nothing but player-made maps and more cosmetics. 90% of the people playing are bots.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Server player caps are 100 now and it was also removed from MvM so even more community content will be better. VSH could even have seasonal bosses or other Vscript maps for halloween.

      Ganker doesnt even fricking play TF2 so everybody doesnt realize Crasher was an amazing map thats basically a new hybrid game mode and that didnt even use vscript

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so even more community content will be better
        It's a shame so few people regularly play new community content. Before the update, it took weeks for the VSH Vscript server to get to where it'd have 24 players, and those peak hours were pretty narrow for a long while. The map statistics showed that most of the favorites for the potential summer update maps were also not really played too often in community map pools; most people stick to the same custom content they've been playing for a decade

        Hell, if you look at the in-match numbers, community servers barely even got a bump from the update. The peak before the update? 6,500 community players. Post-update? 7,200. The vast majority of the people who started to play again are sticking to Official servers, where the peak went from 10.3k pre-update to 17.8 post-update.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of people playing are bots
      This is some grade A copium

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily updates
    we're so fricking back

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sv_pure 1 still enabled on casual
    sad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sprays too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        just buy the meme sign thing if you want people to see your gaping anus spray

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          do decals actually work by default when sprays dont. thats moronic if its true.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            sprays = free
            sign = $$$
            it's not moronic if you think from gaben pov

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sign is Kinda cucked now because if you don't use a work around if forces you to use some Shitty Preset Color filters for any image you use.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that it's impossible to headshot a running scout.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    anybody on the 100 player medieval server?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont have at least a silver badge you shouldnt be allowed to post in this thread.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand the autism of going into a thread for a game you dont play to talk shit about it just because its old or not the exact same product you remember playing. Runescape players are very grateful to not be constantly attacked for enjoying their old ass game.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Three 100 man servers
    God damn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2fort Game Host
      >cp_gorge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot that Steam had a server browser until I saw this. Why is it so much better than the ingame one??

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spaghetti code I guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >100 player 2fort

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad fun is back on the menu bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mann manor is my favorite map just because of the haunted mansion aesthetic. I also have so many memories of hunting Halloween masks as a scout on it.
      Halloween tf2 maps are the best.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like forced soul

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not the weakening magnetic field is putting us at great risk for sun's big farts
    also micro nova is coming

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bfb
    >milk
    >fan o war
    I am become sc**t destroyer of saxton hale's fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FAN is actually really good at keeping him away from you or your team like pyro airblast does but pyro is just busted anyway

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        FaN is buffed in vsh to do even more knockback than usual but I found that bfb was better for getting in and marking him without dying

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't he just meme your boost by ground pounding
      I haven't played the mode that much but I keep seeing a pattern
      >Saxton ignores Engies at the start, dies
      >Saxton doesn't know he can double jump, dies
      >Saxton spams double jump, doesn't die
      >still loses half the time because RED stacks knockback users and cheeses on the control point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get hale on nucleus
      >absolutely fricking annihilating RED
      >suddenly this one scout appears
      >kites around the point doing chip damage at me with bfb, guillotine and wrap
      >cannot catch the little fricker for a while because when I stomp him he gets launched out of my range and peppers me with bfb for max speed
      >the satisfaction when I finally squash the little bastard
      It was still fun

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >okay game update means the world is suddenly not shit

    kys

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MEEEEDIIIIIIC (x30?)

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily Reminder

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold teir meme, best way to describe any compgay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get why people advocate for removing weapon spread when any server that disables it lets the scout delete your HP from across the map

      It also turns the panic attack into an upgrade from stock because of the switch speed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why people advocate for removing weapon spread when any server that disables it lets the scout delete your HP from across the map
        i used to be like this when i stopped playing tf2 somewhere in 2012. got back into it recently and i can now see how moronic of an idea that is especially with scout. random crits can frick off though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It also turns the panic attack into an upgrade from stock because of the switch speed
        You also forgot that Valve also intentionally made it a direct upgrade since it out damages stock at ideal range, and can more predictably deal chip damage

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when they actually do something to oust the bots, compgays, and MvM psychos like tacobot etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have been patching MvM all this summer including trolls stopping you from buying upgrades and such

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      come join a 100 man server gay. No bots or compgays or what have you here. Just good old madness

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >come play with trannies and closet cheaters

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IT IS LE GOLDEN AGE
    no, it's a shitty game propped up by bots and third worlders that needs to die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >come play with trannies and closet cheaters

      >STOP HAVING FUUUUUN, BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
      take the L, Chudcel.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    vile gif jesus christ
    i just ate anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont you understand he needs to have that saved on his pc to repost and drive the thousands of transexual Ganker users closer to roping?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but the way the fricking corpse splits open and all the maggots everywhere
        and the way it fricking slowly fades out with bile and postmortem gunk everywhere
        someone took the time to sit down and painstakingly draw this and animate it
        fricking hell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the room man. The image was just gross to observe, and not just because it has a troony in it. More detail went into that animation and the phases of decay then went into the average troony's botched surgery

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those images are necessary really, people keep deluding themselves and thinking trannies have to be tolerated and encouraged, rather than eradicated and rehabilitated.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, we don't wanna see a rotting corpse, you absolute Black personhomosexual. You probably whack off to guro and want to jizz in rotten meat.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's the point moron, it's called shock value.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vile gif jesus christ
      What a homosexual its just a hanging tr-JESUS CHRIST that sure went to 11 quickly.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the person who made this gif is more mentally ill than the trannies it's supposed to mock

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you feel unwelcome? good

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a troony but I don't like seeing disgusting images made by mentally unsound social rejects on my videogames board

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          dont open it then moron, it's a gif

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the ones who make and post that shit are closet trannies themselves and use that as fuel to keep them from trooning

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing tf2 again after a decade made me realize how much i hate defensive abilities in hero shooters. in overwatch 90% of the time you're just shooting at a fortress of shields. it feels so nice to actually be able to do damage to enemies and frag out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until the next medigun's uber is a shield, but you didn't hear that from me

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody starts spamming Passenger of Shit - istapletapeworms
    home...

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >swallow rod
      Go back

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is 100 player servers going to produce another "golden age"? My experience has just been constant mic spam and blown up seconds after spawning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      EU one is running demoknight medieval maps, it's the best fit for that format.
      Plays like mordhau or chivalry but fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak TF2

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      (Demoman Voice) WOOOAAHAHA HOHOHOHO

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diamondback gives TWO crits per backstab in VSH
    >Ubersaw gives 50% more uber on hit in VSH

    Wow i love seeing meta weapons become even better in a PvE mode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PvE
      Hale is controlled by a player, but I agree with the sentiment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's VSH, certain weapons being buffed beyond the normal effects is an age-old tradition.

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genuinely baffling that a game that came out in 2007 has yet to be surpassed by anything else.

    Vidya truly has stagnated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TF2 dev commentary is honestly one of my favorite behind-the-scenes stuff. It's not the work of a bunch of geniuses, but also years of fine-tuning and testing and fundamental understanding of how FPS players act.

      It's not a coincidence that a lot of rejected ideas that they said would make the game slower and unfun like Scout being able to catch-and-return enemy projectiles, the bear trap or the tranquilizer gun was implemented somewhere in Overwatch's various kits.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being from 2007 is TF2's saving grace. The core game was designed before they got the idea of microtransactions so its internals are solid, and being from an era where community servers were the norm means it can live forever.
      Later games will always suffer from being designed with monetization in mind in preproduction, and no fun allowed official servers only so they can just kill the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Vermintide 1 and 2 are fun, but without regular updates, due to get stale because Games Workshop would blast open a blood vessel in their forehead and spew rage-diarrhea out their ass at the idea of functional custom maps and campaigns. It's too bad, I wanted to see a map set in Araby with a resurrected Jaffar as a boss, going through dunes, oasis, city streets, and ending in the AL Haikk palace, fighting through Apeman Beastmen, Arabyan Chaos Knights, and Yellowfurred Desert Skaven.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has yet to be surpassed by anything else.
      uhhhhh, Call of Duty does tens of millions easy with each release and GTA Online has constantly hit a peak million even today?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the quality of media should be judged by goyslop sold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TF2 dev commentary is honestly one of my favorite behind-the-scenes stuff. It's not the work of a bunch of geniuses, but also years of fine-tuning and testing and fundamental understanding of how FPS players act.

      It's not a coincidence that a lot of rejected ideas that they said would make the game slower and unfun like Scout being able to catch-and-return enemy projectiles, the bear trap or the tranquilizer gun was implemented somewhere in Overwatch's various kits.

      To this day I can't believe there are games where, when you see someone, you can't instantly know what class and what team they're on. Valve publicly laid out the path in 2007 like cmon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well don't say that out loud too hard, you'll get the dummies who imply you can't tell what class someone is on even though for a time, you could go to the mann co store, to bundles and put EVERY equippable halloween item for a bundle on each and every class, and basically all of them still can be recognized despite being buried in cosmetics.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Volvo servers still full of bot cancer
    >community servers still shit
    Yeah, some fricking golden age

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try not being a eurohomosexual
      I have seen exactly 1 bot since the new update

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since nobody talks about new effects or hats i really like the touch grass effect for taunts

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not really a golden age though. The golden age was when we were getting new weapons and weapon rebalances on the reg.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    100-player DeGroot Keep when?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      happened already earlier today, although it was a better map with two forts and it was ctf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >with two forts
        hmm, what should we call it?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gang Garrison 2

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          hmmm, two forts, two forts... 2 forts...

          2forts?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forti2do

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of the loop, what gives tf2 the new golden age OP mentions?
    Update?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      e-celebs are playing it again
      that's it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the summer update finally came out, and even though it was kinda shit (literally just some fanmade maps from the workshop and more paid cosmetics), people are coming back to the game again
      Valve also increased the player limit on servers to 100, so people are fricking around with 100-player games and it's a lagfest but fun because of all the micspam and shenanigans

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's only 16,000 people playing it right now though, last summer it had 30k regularly
        ecelebs are reporting on the update and making youtube shorts but that's it, it's just the grift

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steam themselves show 121,000 players today
          keep coping tumblrwatch troony

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game hit its all time peak this summer but i guess Ganker wants to be in denial still that somehow theres 75k+ bots bloating the numbers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 person servers running on silly maps full of micspammers and racists.
      It's as great as it sounds.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Theres literally THOUSANDS of bots the game is UNPLAYABLE there is NO WAY ANYBODY CAN PLAY IT

    morons if that was the case every server youd join would have every slot filled and youd get auto kicked. It used to happen sometimes but fricking think how many servers would literally be JUST bots. Trade bots dont even count as "playing" either because the game doesnt even need to be open for them to access items. Frick you and frick your stupid stat website that doesnt cite their numbers.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join server
    >enemy team has a sniper who tops score every game by a fair margin, i'm talking people with 50 points on both teams meanwhile he has 80~90
    >leave server

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go on 2fort
    >everyone chongaing

    may as well dance..

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, if there are any TF2 mappers in this thread, who are fans of Slender Fortress, what about a map based on Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, with an Abyssal Copepod as the Monster?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another Slender Fortress map idea would be The Backrooms or The Poolrooms, with the Bacteria entity as the Monster.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      a myhousewad map could work
      somehow

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be cool. m

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Wario Ware servers
    that shit was so much fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no wario ware
      >no fort wars
      >tfw all the party servers that would host these modes on rotation on the same server are fricking dead
      I fricking miss it man. One minute you're shooting hale, the next you're playing minecraft, and after that regular old cp_egypt starts up, then the cycle begins all over again on wacky races.
      I want to go back.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no wario ware
      >no fort wars
      >tfw all the party servers that would host these modes on rotation on the same server are fricking dead
      I fricking miss it man. One minute you're shooting hale, the next you're playing minecraft, and after that regular old cp_egypt starts up, then the cycle begins all over again on wacky races.
      I want to go back.

      You both inspired me to make a server, but when I checked there were at least 3 servers each running those game modes. If you want to play them again, then be the change you want to see and hope someone else joins.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be the change you want to see and hope someone else joins.
        It sadly doesn't work that way. You gotta organize people outside of the game to join.
        The /tf2g/ and party van guys are the only ones who would be able to pull this off, but /tf2g/ is allergic to anything that isn't basic b***h vanilla and party van only ever hosts mario kart and harbl hotel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you could make a thread on Ganker or /vm/ about this maybe? You need a first push with like four or five people before others start to join by themselves

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TF2ware was so much fricking fun

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another cool idea for a map would be a fanmade Mann vs Machine 666 map, the Halloween one with Zombies instead of Robots? It could be set in a Mall as a tribute to Dawn of the Dead, or on a Train as a parody of Train to Busan.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there an assets leak that revealed Valve was working on a TF2 asset of an Airship? Think they were going to make their own canon version of Balloon Race?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is my 100 player balloon race server

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balloon race
      You just awakened memories in me that I had long since forgotten.
      What a good fricking game mode.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a TF2 Zombie Escape map idea, has anyone here ever seen the Lucio Fulci Zombi movies? Maybe a map utilizing the new Shark danger as a reference to the zombie fighting a Shark as a hazard where the survivors start in a sinking ship, have to swim to the shore of a tropical Caribbean island, and run through a tropical jungle and village inspired by Zombi for a Church defense holdout inspired by the movie's climax?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zombie Escape
      Why do people play this garbage instead of actual zombie fortress?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zombie Escape
      Why do people play this garbage instead of actual zombie fortress?

      I'm wondering the same. The original zombie fortress seems to be entirely gone from the community servers, instead we have zombie escape which is okay I suppose, or "super zombie fortress" which is just horrible garbage. What happened to the cool one where you could board yourself up into a room and fight off zombies? I even remember zombie servers that had cool perks for both survivors and zombies. Frick man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I will never play "wise" perk demoknight again and snowball off the zombies to become a nigh unkillable last man/guardian of my other survivors
        >tfw everyone plays the "run forward in an empty map for 60 seconds and then play a glorified spawn killing simulator so the door can open and you do it again" zombie escape

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw will never play stash black box soldier on helms deep

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why i play TF2 and no game can replicate it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any band member out there?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mountain Halo effect on that hat looks good and fits

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Porn sprays at spawn, 3 active micspammers minimum at any given time, casual racism in chat, complete chaos.
    God I've missed this so much.
    100 servers, home.
    I don't have a reason to touch any other multiplayer game ever, also huge props to the server hosters for fixing the server lag and stuttering, the EU one runs like any other server for me now with no noticable delay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also huge props to the server hosters for fixing the server lag and stuttering
      Played on a 100 guys server like two days ago and if more than 10 people was using the mic at the same time, like half of the players got kicked. We used it as some sort of spell the lessen the lag or kick unwanted players. One homosexual micspammed child porn for like 1 hour straight. Gameplay was still fun tho.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has gone a long way in those two days, it's actually playable now if you live near the server.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100 player servers
    >vsh became official gamemode
    Might sound pathetic but if they added some new weapons to the mix I wouldn't even mind the gross mistreat this game suffered throughout the years anymore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get Seal.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's gotta be custom maps based on other games that don't fit the TF2 aesthetic at all

    I spent so many hours in CS:S on those GunGame servers that ran shit like Simpsons and Lego maps

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it was simpsons deathrun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta love it yeah. Stuff like harbl_hotel or the scarlet devil mansion, or mario kart of course and so on. Bloody love it, there is just something in being able to enter into a totally discordant environment in this game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the Mari Kart one. Kitty0706 popularized that one in Team Fabulous 2.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's such a fundamental part of the community server experience that now any map based off Mario games does feel like it belongs in TF2 now.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everything I like dies or turns to shit or was never good to begin with
    >love TF2, but grow bored with it over several thousands hours
    >it's literally all that's left and I can't be bothered to even reinstall it
    I've just given up on multiplayer shooters entirely. Singleplayer is my home now.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >current TF2
    >golden age
    what the fresh hell?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until multiple Balloon Race maps, including ones flying about floating islands in Xen, flying from building to building in City 17, and a steampunk one on a floating city in the sky.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It may as well be if you joined after JI which is probably most players now
      Eh, just let em have their fun. No need to be the boomer on the rocking chair scaring kids of his lawn.

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Demos, are you ready for VSH coming this holloween ?

      TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
      >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
      >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
      >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
      >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
      >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
      >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
      >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

      homie dont you get tired of this ? Vs was never meant to be taken seriously in anyway and any homosexual that does need the reality check that its not that serious.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont respond to the l4d shitposter anon, you should know better by now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but Id rather talk shit.

          What are some good community servers to play on for someone who hasn't played this game since 2018?

          uh you're prob better off either doing casual as the bots arent as numerous anymore or like some other anon said join 100 player servers because the only other community servers are uncletopia and those servers are basically Weenie hut Jr for compgays.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe we'll have a new Horror-themed boss fight? Like the Bread Monster?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          At best we'll fight Merasmus

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      258 posts later

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golden age is long over its zoomers who chew up every flavor of the month then move to the next. Maybe their fav streamer moved over to the game for 2 streams and that was enough

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good community servers to play on for someone who hasn't played this game since 2018?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 player servers unironically
      they're the closest thing to how things used to be in a long time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      skial

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lowest ping 100 player community server.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        What are some good community servers to play on for someone who hasn't played this game since 2018?

        dumb homosexual probably plays on 250 ping not even considering it could be a factor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recommend trying out one of the new 100 player servers. It's absolute pandemonium and a blast. If the lag is too much for you, 64p servers tend to run pretty well and those are great as well
      >t. came back after not playing since 2017

      >tfw I will never play "wise" perk demoknight again and snowball off the zombies to become a nigh unkillable last man/guardian of my other survivors
      >tfw everyone plays the "run forward in an empty map for 60 seconds and then play a glorified spawn killing simulator so the door can open and you do it again" zombie escape

      frick frick FRICK
      I WANT ZOMBIE FORTRESS WITH PERKS BACK FUUUUUCKKKKKK
      I ALSO WANT TO PLAY FRICKING FORT WARS AGAIN BUT NOBODY FRICKING CARES ABOUT THE BEST GAMEMODES ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

      also how the frick do I optimize webm files better, I suck at this shit

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No TF3 or TF2:Source 2 because Valve supposedly thinks it wouldn't bring enough money
    >The same Valve that released Artifact and Dota Underlords

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      both of those were literally just side-projects from people involved in DotA who thought people cared enough about DotA lore to want to see it explored in other types of games, blame Valve's "you can work on whatever you want whenever you want" policy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither of those were worked on by the main team(s), likely didn't take much resources or panpower.
      Artifacts and Underlords were both trying to cash in on fads. Artifacts because Hearthstone was going strong for years (and Shadowverse does well on steam too), so Valve tried making their own TCG.
      Underlords was trying to cash in on the autochess fad. Ultimately it failed because... Valve just randomly stopped updating the game. Game genuinely had better QoL than TFT but they simply gave up on it so it died.
      So it's easy to see why both of those got made, Valve did think they WOULD make money in the long run, because their contemporary's do in the same niche, but then they just gave up on both titles.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >likely didn't take much resources or panpower.
        >panpower

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Underlords was Bruno's doing, he probably got bored and moved on since you can just do that if you work at Valve

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valve employees don't work on what might be profitable, Valve has infinite money and no management.
      They work on things they find interesting.
      Blame them for being dota tards.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they picked up dota because employees played wc3 dota over doing work at valve for years.
        they will always love dota, its in there hearts

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your loadouts, and rate eachother, gays.

    here's mine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay, only demo is fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any band member out there?

      Hobo reporting in

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a new generation of TF2
    Its not my TF2, its not for me anymore

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >official vsh
    thought I'd never play this game again after the matchmaking and bot fiasco but now I'm so tempted
    does it have goomba stomping and headshot bonus damage

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schizo raid
    cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buncha homosexuals posting the same boring shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do jakBlack folk spend their time doing things like this? Is it mental moronation?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're unironically underage, hence why they hide out in their shitty little altchan

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to play tf2 again
    >it's juts snipers, spies, and soldiers spamming rockets
    >uninstall

    Well that was 6 years not playing tf2 well spent.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek some people here have such a hate boner for this game, I wonder what shooters they play?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      as always, it's mental illness
      ignore and report

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody would rather have another 300 post gacha thread that should belong on /e/ than discuss an actual video game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they dont play video games, their main hobby is shitposting on Ganker - random

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that overwatch LOST
    reminder that /qa/ LOST

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >purged the Black person
    thank you mods. I hope you rangeb& him while you were at it

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    owned, jakker

    :^)

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How tf does it's bones disappear at the same rate as its soft tissue? Is this on Venus or something

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the ADHD Black folk in shounics server, map change every 3 minutes

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing sticky jump maps

    Actual TF2 sucks

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Opponent is using a weapon thats clearly dog shit
    >Styling on your entire team racking up a 15+ killstreak and nobody can stop them

    I know i shouldnt get angry but when a back scatter scout is killing everybody i want to kill myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love using the backscatter for this reason. I've honestly come to appreciate it a lot more as a result. I feel like it's not as shit as I once thought, but it still demoralizes the frick out of some people.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any hack that lets a Spy backstab while invisible or was I just up against a really, really good Spy? I spychecked everywhere constantly and even switched to Pyro to do it, but kept getting backstabbed the second I looked away.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never come across a hack like that but I suppose it could be possible. I think it's more likely that he was just running circles around you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if this is what was happening to you, but there is a bug where sometimes after lagging some players may become invisible to you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes l get a bug that makes an enemy player invisible, maybe the same happened to you?

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charge 'n Targe or Splendid Screen for caberknighting?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Splendid Screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The splendid screen's extra bash damage could make the difference between killing a heavy or not. Also means your post-explosion attacks are better.
      Faster charge recharge makes it faster to get back to the front if you die or get back to spawn for a new caber if you don't.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERES THE FRICKING WEAPON REBALANCING UPDATE VOLVO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      never ever

      the scorchshot WILL remain broken
      the sniper WILL remain overpowered
      the skullcutter WILL remain being able to random crit
      random crits WILL NOT be removed
      and you WILL
      FRICKING
      LIKE IT
      CHUD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK YOU

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          One day Volvo will revert this gun back to its righteous glory and it will clear the path on 100 player servers with medic giving crits

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >scorchshot
        >broken
        never understood this, thing does frickall damage and pyros only spam it from afar. if you somehow get killed by a scorchshot (or worse, the afterburn splash) that's your own damn fault

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's mostly the synergy it has with the Phlog.
          It's stupid easy to build MMMPH charge by spamming flares into chokes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but it bounces you in the air and it stops demoknight charges/sniper shots so it's actually broken

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this thing can one-shot light classes if you're hit by it twice (a direct hit makes the flare bounce, then hit again in a radius once it hits the ground. you're stunned if you're directly hit by it, so in those situations, a two-hit is pretty much guaranteed.), and if you let it do a full afterburn.

          it should not deal any kind of crits, not even mini.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you exist in a hypothetically perfect scenario where you take two max damage hits from it and then stand completely still for 10 seconds, there are no medics, it can one shot you.
            Ok, well in real games, the scorch shot doesn't one shot people

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're a light class then you're either nowhere near the pyro whatsoever, wherein you can just kill him or leave unabated, or you're countered by the pyro anyways so it matters very little whether he used the scorchshot when all of his other weapons are designed to ruin you just as easily. Game already gives you a million different ways to counter afterburn too, so it's not like you're helpless to act if you get hit once.
            >t. been around long enough to see the same complaints and arguments levied against the original flare gun (despite it taking a shitload more skill in comparison) when that got added to the game, and again when the gas jocky set got added and people abused the shit out of the degreaser

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this thing can one-shot light classes if you're hit by it twice
            this has not happened even once in the history of tf2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the skullcutter WILL remain being able to random crit
        that's the only thing that makes the weapon not shit though, and it should stay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the skullcutter WILL remain being able to random crit
        that's the only thing that makes the weapon not shit though, and it should stay

        also random crits are fricking great suck my dick homosexual

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that feel when you randomly crit as Heavy and tear apart a Sniper from across the map

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 wouldn't be half as fun as it is if Spy didn't exist.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but with Scout
      love me scootin' n shootin'

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd they fricking kill my yer
    why'd they have to add the cloak drain

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel any better, YER got a massive buff with Valve making disguising normally a "Please come kill me enemy gamers, here I even have wall hacks on just for you" ability

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 is getting another golden age
    This is the video game equivalent of a boomer going to a bar and coping that he still has the moves

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not a golden age at all but hey you know what I'm quitting this shitheap game, enjoy yourself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i have your hats

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool blogpost

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very clique-ish post, bro... ur such a /tf2g/ badass... enjoy your shitheap game, poser

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/vg/troon outs himself
        here's the (You) you wanted so bad, bawd

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me to go play.

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of meh update
    >okay
    >you can play 100 players now
    >UOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
    love it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newfigs are finally learning how to use the server browser

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it's not even that hard to use in the first place! It's great.

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    50v50

  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    well there are now at least 2 hired coders working on the game, the guy that made hammer++ and the guy who made jolt physics (multithreaded alternative of havok for source/gmod)
    They are not the ones pulling the strings, and there are more people working on tf2 i think, but it shows that valve started to do something useful for tf2 with their money.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TF2 with physics objects in maps again
      ME WANT
      GIVE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What else is there besides the barrels in Dustbowl?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >TF2 with physics objects in maps again
          ME WANT
          GIVE

          >pushing tables and lockers in front of doors and windows in zombie fortress
          I want to go back

  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep joining bot lobbies and they kick me and I have to do a full client restart. wat do?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Region?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Los Angeles

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Los gayeles

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Odd. I just joined a 2fort game right now and there's no bots, just terminally online homosexuals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop using the fricking matchmaking moron. use the server browser like a normal human bean

      >2007-2010
      Silver Age: Game was new and its was growing in popularity. It could only get better from here
      >2011
      The F2P Era had begun. While many older players hated this change, it's irrefutable it contributed to TF2's massive popularity and success
      >2012-2014
      Golden Age. Peak TF2
      >2015
      The last good year. Things were starting to go downhill
      >2016
      The MYM fiasco. Arguably the closest TF2 has come to dying, the game after the launch of the update was borderline unplayable
      >2017
      The last effort with Jungle Inferno
      >2018+
      The Dark Ages of no major updates and only seasonal updates with stuff just taken from the Workshop
      Depending on your experience you can switch around the silver age and golden age

      I remember fricking hating the F2P scourge when it came. Voice chat and text chat quality both degraded a lot when F2P morons came into the scene. It got a bit better after they learned to play and communicate though. They did a good job at integrating into the culture I think.

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play casual mm
    >sniper with cheats wearing an unusual who never gets kicked because their teammates think having an unusual means they're legit
    >6-man party of cheaters who lock you down in spawn, vote kicking everyone on their team
    >some maps are unplayable because of bots
    >moronic autobalance will break your party if you play with friends

    >play community servers
    >pubstomps, trannies and stasi-tier admins banning anyone for wrongthink/wrongdecal/wrongname/wrongspray

    It's dead, Jim. I pity those who didn't get to play tf2 in its prime.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these all AI generated?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do those watch faces look AI generated?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of community servers are you joining? Just hop on the ego, skial, or furrypound servers and ignore everything else. And if you're struggling on these severs then you're probably just dogshit at the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >furrypound
        kys animal fricker

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he dosen't know
          KYS newhomosexual

  115. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    True gays never stopped playing. Like me. The only game I've really played besides a little CS is TF2 and that's because there's just nothing to replace it yet.

  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im waiting for tf2 source 2

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a good update that put it back in the public mindscape. The game is good on its own, it just needs things to make people pay attention to it every now and again.

  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest this infestation of bots that this game currently has is just Overwatch devs trying to frick with the competitor. Why? Because they are scared their shit porn game with moron graphics is gonna lose to a beast.
    But it will only make the community stronger.

    There's still often times 0 teamwork in valve servers but people are clearly much better now.

  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is peak TF2 in 2023

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mgs1 death sound
      kino

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to git gud with the Dragon's Fury?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically play revolver spy until you're consistent.
      >You mean ambassador
      No

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be good
      unbind m2
      wait for buffs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play as if you're using the Rescue Ranger

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a tf2 nostalgiagay but after playing it a bunch recently i've come to the realization that the game is pretty shit and always was

    what it has going for it is that the majority of the playerbase plays primarily for fun and not the meta/matchmaking autism that's going on in other games

    also backstabs, airshots, headshots, stickytraps and meatshots will always make good chemicals in my brain

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to play Engineer because the team doesn’t have any
    >my buildings just get steamrolled even in the “meta” spots and Spies constantly harass me while I have trouble fighting back with the RR
    Do I just need a flock of decent teammates to play this class?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      run gunslinger with the shotgun/widowmaker and you just can play engie like a combat class if your teammates can't hold a line long enough for you to get your shit up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RR is only if your team can defend you, go 2shot spies and sc**ts with the shotty

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden age
    moron alert

  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >golden age
    lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play on a 100 player sever, this is how tf2 was meant to be played.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Play on a 100 player sever
        I'd rather transition into a corpse

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          stick with competitive or bot infested casual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bot infested
            What's the matter, this new tf2 golden age has a bot problem? Sasuga valve

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              100 man servers is the renaissance

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another golden age
    Thanks for letting us know you started playing after Jungle Inferno

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Undo every update after sniper & spy
    >give each class 3 non-moronic unlocks (NO DEMOKNIGHTS)
    >delete matchmaking and make community servers the only option
    There, TF2 is saved.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Undo every update after sniper & spy
      Just go pre-mannconomy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go play tf2c or prefortress

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no players
        >servers give you malware
        No thanks.
        I have a 2008 main menu mod and the no hats mod. I don't bother with Valve servers (and surprisingly enough, I've not seen a single bot in a yeat)
        It's sufficient enough for me.
        Now I just wish there were more servers than ran custom maps. Kogasatopia is good, but Gankerners are homosexuals. Uncletopia is good, but no custom maps.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >servers give you malware
          >I don't bother with Valve servers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          uncletopia expanded their servers a lot recently and now have a custom map server in most regions
          it's mostly the popular longstanding community maps that haven't made it into the game yet but there a few up and coming maps that are still being actively developed

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jump in
    >airshot a guy
    >forgot i set my tf_dingaling_pitchmaxdmg to like 0.03

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe af anime poster

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick will the bots end. Why the frick are there so many people on autistic crusade to kill a 15 year old f2p game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DONT
      USE
      MATCHMAKING

      Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up uncle troony. I dont have any other options.You can stick your 24/7 2fortdustbowl in your dilation hole

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I dont have any other options.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            most mario kart servers are dead you moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon... that screenshot was taken this Thursday, as was this one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I dont have any other options.

                Fairly sure I was there as well. Shit was fun, even if it lagged like no tomorrow.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                from another angle

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >left handed view

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bots have been a nonissue for me on casual since a while back since most of them get kicked.

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Duuuude they added vsh to casual and ... yeah its another golden age!!!
    shut up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, they added maps that date back to ~08, so poggerinoes!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        seals much?!?

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played in years. Have they delt with the aimbot snipers?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly no. We'll see if megascatterbomb succeeds on creating community based anti-cheat against them but I highly doubt it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd require more work than just slapping "NEW" onto maps that are more than a decade old.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just use the server browser

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting spanwcamped
    >stay on sniper and hide behind resupply until someone else takes care of it
    Why do people do this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CS migrants that didn't learn to play anything else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't really occur to people they can switch class or weapons depending on the situation

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't euros do the 100 man server meme, all I see is bot ones

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring about a fad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well yes, the game has been out for 15 years so only novelty shit like that appeals to me now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are active, just at late night hours.
      Solarlight Medieval server was great yesterday

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're playing a 100 person server you don't really have to worry about the ping disadvantage of playing on NA

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        playing with 130ms ping feels like total shit by itself, let alone with whatever bottleneck 100 man servers bring

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is server browser still 90% farm/afk servers?

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans join the server,
    >Demand to stop micspamming and keep calling the admin.

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