>tfw my co-workers who also collect retro look down on me because I don't have a Sega Saturn yet

>tfw my co-workers who also collect retro look down on me because I don't have a Sega Saturn yet
Should I shell out for a Sega Saturn someone is selling on my area for $200?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like your coworkers have shit taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah frick them. even in japan at the time it was fresh it was considered the Nipponese coomer console.

  2. 2 years ago
    Smaugchad

    It's a great system but that seems awfully high unless it comes with a good game or two

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely not. your coworkers sound like nerds so they maybe would be more impressed with a (much cheaper) japanese system, and cheaper japanese games

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they probably look down on you because you're a manlet

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buying a console out of peer pressure and not because you think you'd enjoy it
    lel
    do you like arcade ports anon? because that's what you'll get

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >collecting Sega Saturn games in 2022
    Do not do this.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Investing in Saturn today is a huge money sink.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I spent thousands of yen acquiring my Saturns. And only 8/12 came with a mod chip. You could literally almost buy a gallon of gas in the cheapest state for what I paid for them all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Japanese Saturn games are like 10 bucks a piece.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not any more sadly.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just emulate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol @ this horrible cope. Emulation is shit. Buy a Saturn if you will play multiplayer games with your mates.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Lol" or "lol, pls"?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine getting this booty blasted over Lol
          Imagine being a turbo autist zoomie and having never messaged/texted someone Lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Calm down seething chimp

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >mocked for chimping out over over a phone
              >chimps out even chimpier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol @ this horrible arrest
        sup ebay scalper
        you're shit
        and netplay has existed for years now

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn has become hipster shit, avoid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about those of us who actually bought a saturn back in the 90s?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        all 5 of you?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well? what about us?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're all forgiven, but you'll have to don a license proving you're from back then. Yeah, I know that carrying papers are a drag and all that, but they're necessary to maintain order around here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have at least 2 Saturn games with the original sticker from a store that existed back in the 90s in my city, would that be enough? Coupled with my actual age reflected on my ID card (I look younger than I am)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That'll do it, son. Order maintained. I'm glad that I'm a good cop. Father would be proud.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paperweight.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Mister as a Saturn core is in development so you can pretend you give a shit about the Saturn even if you don't. Hopefully you'll end up liking it but even if you don't you can benefit from all the other consoles that can run off it. If your coworkers are original hardware elitists then that's their problem not yours.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I paid 70 for my saturn, don't do it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn really isn't that unreasonable to collect for. Plenty of games that still are under the $60 range, just nobody cares about them, but they're better than expected. As long as you aren't splurging and getting the expensive ones multiple times a month it's not that hard to get a shelf of Saturn games. I have 16 longbox games at the moment from about 2 years of casual buying, roughly once every two months or so

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being bullied by other nerds into getting a Saturn. Yikes.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have like 2 friends total
    >the other one does not care about retro and the other just jerks off on his trinitron he paid 300 dollars for
    To be honest we don't really even see or talk to each other anymore these days. I wish I had retro friends who would be happy just playing games and having good old retro fun. It's not fair.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, depends.
    If it's in good condition (most Saturns are, they're well built), has all the cables and 2 controllers, I'd say it's worth it, especially if it's in your area and you can pick it up yourself instead or relying on shipping services/costs.
    You can probably get a cheaper one if you look around but then you'd have to deal with shipping and the possibility of malfunction if you have bad luck.
    But I'd say try to bargain it to $150 or something.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my co-workers who also collect retro look down on me

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn is a wonderful system. Games are stupid expensive though. I would get the system, a controller and just burn any games you want to play on a cd.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here.
    Don't be moronic, people. My co-workers are fun and it's all banter. They make fun of me because they know I also want a Saturn, I'm NOT going to buy one because of "peer pressure", don't be stupid.
    But yeah they've been into retro since the early 00s so they got a lot of good stuff for pretty cheap.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them you're waiting for a good exclusive before you bite the bullet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'd probably just mention Panzer Dragoon Zwei or Dragon Force and call him a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what are some good PS1 exclusives?
      >Metal Gear So-
      also on PC
      >Final Fantasy sev-
      Also on PC
      >Tomb Raid-
      Also on PC
      >Symphony of the Ni-
      Also on Saturn
      >uuuh, mizzurna falls!
      nobody plays it, it's just cool to pretend that you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ape Escape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        R Type Delta?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actual OP here. I made up the whole story because I love low effort Saturn shitposting. Also I don't actually have any work colleagues because i'm a 500lb NEET who never leaves the house.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/r3Xo1L3.jpg

      >tfw my co-workers who also collect retro look down on me because I don't have a Sega Saturn yet
      Should I shell out for a Sega Saturn someone is selling on my area for $200?

      Get a superior startup sound and cheaper price JP one. It's one of the easiest classic consoles to hard or soft mod and a lot of the best games are still dirt cheap in Japan just don't bother with US releases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how all the sound effects from his OSD are saturn sounds

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do not fall for the shiturn meme, Bernie did not die for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day schizo
      >Verification not required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      back to the psych ward auster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sad that the bernie thread you were bumping for days died, ostorlio?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't have a Sega Saturn
    Shameful.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek you could get one of these for $20-40 just a few years ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bought a Japanese one for $3 just a few months ago.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol i remember like 15 years ago my local vidya stores had cib saturns for $40 collecting dust on shelves nobody wanted that shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ironic, is it not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I loved visiting random shops and buying bulks of Saturn, N64 and PS1 games in like 2002/2003.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Person looks down on you for not playing with your toys in the exact way they want

    They are being a Black person Anon, we don't listen to Black folk Anon

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't a retro collector if you don't own a Saturn

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bernie dropped the ball with the RAM cartridge. Will you drop it too?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I shell out for a Sega Saturn someone is selling on my area for $200?
    They're like 70 dollars on Ebay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plus shipping, plus maybe malfunctioning parts or something getting fricked in the shipping process.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >plus shipping
        ok 80 dollars then. The point is not 200 genius.
        >plus maybe malfunctioning parts or something getting fricked in the shipping process.
        >what is Ebay's return policy?
        Literally get your money back for free and Ebay always sides with the customer. What is the benefit of OP spending 200?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, i found one at a swap meet booth, not a gaming shill one, a junk one for $30.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >create powerhouse 2d machine
    >develop zero(0) impressive 2d games for it
    What did Sega mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keyo flying squad 2 exists. still, the console sucks, and I like Sega in general.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean by Sega specifically. There's a handful of impressive 2d games that are on the platform like Cotton 2. They aren't by Sega.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't own a Saturn
    HAHAHAH
    homosexual

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not owning a Sega Saturn at this point is australia-kun levels of moronic.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My wife literally just walked past me at the computer, gave me a kiss and walked away laughing. I asked her what's so funny and she replied "I can't believe OP doesn't own a Saturn" and we both started laughing. Get a Saturn already, it's a great system.

    Verification not required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened to me. But I said "true story" instead of "verification not required". Because I'm old enough for teh 4chin.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop being a gay that cares about what other people think and collect what you like
    if you dont like the saturn then dont buy it, end of story

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly you need to LEAVE THIS BOARD until you own a Saturn (in box).
    This place is for genuine retro enjoyers only.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just embarrassing

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You've missed the boat mate, by about 15-20 years. The good games for it cost over $400 each now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thankfully a stack of blank cds is really cheap.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn Japanese and buy a Japanese Saturn and a bunch of games for around 100 dollars and then look down on them for being EOP scum that overpays for retro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just spend 10 years learning Japanese to save a few hundred dollars on video games, bro. I'm so much smarter than everybody else haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just keep begging for fan translations from trannies bro

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Should I shell out for a Sega Saturn someone is selling on my area for $200?
    buy a white one from japan, it will be cheaper, in better condition and look nicer

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    none of this happened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually someone who secretly looks down on my coworkers that only play/are aware of, Nintendo stuff.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This but I run an independent game store and do the same thing. But hey, Nintendo brings in the spenders so...

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit dude what dicks..>That being said there are a ton of great games for Saturn. Mostly imports. PRETTY easy to mod to load cd backups also which I did. That being said I can't believe I bought mine for 15 dollars years ago and its went up so much.

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