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>that grim realization when you finally realize most anons here are 30+yo wizard virgins
man. this site really ruins your social skills huh
yessir, I turn 30 next year and have never had sex
I'll be 29 in a few months, can't wait to join the wizard club.
This
No we ended up here because we already had abysmal social skills.
Nah, i was already a failure before i came to this site when i was 31.
>ruin muh social skills!
i can't ruin something i never had to begin with
>most
If only. It's really obvious from the way people behave and type that at least half of the site is teenagers, often ESL, though it depends on what day and time it is.
Worse. I used to be social, but peace and quiet are so addicting I chose to be a shut-in.
>tfw good looking and in shape but have a panic attack when a woman gets near me because she will just divorce me and take the kids away the same way my mother did to my father
Or you just can’t handle rejection so you just pass up on all potential females
>tfw don't talk ever unless someone talks to me first
>nobody talks to me first
If you're a shy man prepare to be single and childless because women rarely make the first move. And when they do they will just come talk to you and hope that you ask them out, they will never ask you out unless they are an extremely thirsty old lady.
There are worse fates than being shy, you could be fricking ugly, like me. I don't have to even try, my fate is visiting hookers for the rest of my life and being the "presents uncle" during Christmas.
I don't even have the confidence to get a hooker. I get so nervous around women that getting and maintaining a boner is out of the question.
>my fate is visiting hookers for the rest of my life and being the "presents uncle" during Christmas.
Glad to know I'm not alone in this.
I hate women.
Congrats, ur gay.
congrats, ur a simp
I hate Ratchet b***hes from da hood
How do I attract extremely thirsty old ladies instead of fat girls?
Get in better shape.
In my experience as I got in better shape it started with fatties, then gushin' grannies, then milfs, then teenagers with daddy issues then finally women my age that I'm not interested in anyway.
How fit do you have to be to get to milf tier? I'm already in decent shape but I'm not even at granny tier. Do I need to bulk more?
Running, Milfs for some reason are WILD about people who cab run for some fricking reason.
I already do that. Maybe I'll work calves to appear like I can run more than I actually can.
No I mean actually run infront of Milfs. Go to public parks, around shopping districts, near clothing stores. If you just LOOK like you run, you'll turn some heads.
But that would require not working out outside at 2 am
They are obsessed with stamina. It's an ego thing, they think they're too hot for men their age that can't keep up with them anymore.
You don't need to be in amazing shape to get milfs, they tend to be desperate because they know their market value is plummeting quickly. Go hang around the grocery store, there are always thirsty older women cruising the aisles for dick. You gotta watch out for the married ones though. They're usually honest about it though. Only the really sleazy ones take their ring off and lie about it.
I used to work at one and the only people that approached me were fat girls and military recruiters
the only time I've been approached was by some lonely old man wanting to get a coffee
the only time I've been approached is by a homeless man who wanted me to buy him beer and a dude trying to recruit me into a pyramid scheme
>for the past few years, we've been told "LEAVE WOMEN ALONE YOU INCEL CREEP, NEVER APPROACH A WOMAN OR EVEN LOOK IN A WOMAN'S GENERAL DIRECTION"
So, men aren't supposed to approach women anymore, women never approach men.....seems like we're at a stalemate
I wouldn't want to approach a random person I don't know anyways. 99% of the time it's gonna be some super awkward interaction.
This.
>you have to talk to girls to get a gf!!
So I'm supposed to just approach random chicks on the sidewalk and that's how I'm going to find my soulmate?
Yeah you fell for the meme, when women say something they dont mean it half the time
moron, if you're ugly you're not supposed to approach. if you're hot, go ahead.
what if you're just average looking? not ugly or hot just in the middle.
>tfw a sperg that was forcibly socialized by my family (i love them for doing it btw)
>everyone my age is an asocial sperg
>every time i try to talk to a guy or girl i have a death grip on the conversation because they never want to talk about themselves and just go "yeah" and "uh-huh"
yep
>”yeah" “ok” and "uh-huh"
Those are the conversation killers, just another way of them saying “frick you”
>Don't get to talk and just get vented at with other people's bullshit or suddenly given a podcast about some random topic
>Anything I want to talk about is met with an "Uh-huh" or "Cool" before going right back into their 20 minute lecture.
>Anything I want to talk about is met with an "Uh-huh" or "Cool" before going right back into their 20 minute lecture.
yeah why does this happen so much? am I talking to the wrong people? or just boring?
Both. If you are really trying to engage with people, try a find a new hobby that is not videogames. You don't need to drop games, just add a new hobby to your life.
I hate the word "hobby", it sounds so gay. That's why I refuse to get one.
You got hit the gym bro
I have extremely ripped legs and glutes because I walk everywhere instead of driving. Maybe I should just wear tiny shorts all the time.
No you don't, lifting isn't going to fix your social moronation.
Yes it will because it gives you confidence.
You don't have to get jacked but exercise always makes you feel better physically and mentally.
It just makes my joints hurt and want to lay down.
It's about compensating. It won't fix your social skills but at least you'll have something to cope with
>lifting will make you more social
ask me how i know you never went to Ganker
I really do be like that, I don’t want to unintentionally come off as a creep to any women, and I’m a very nice, generous understanding guy who’s 28.
Bliss
Then just talk first???? Hello?????
>talk first
>HELLLP!! CREEP!!!!
Then stop being a creep lol
How many tiktoks are there of women recording "creeps" at the gym who are actually just guys who looked at them? You're seen as a creep even if you don't say anything.
>just b urself, bro 🙂
have a nice day
Same.
The thing is, I'm not even anti-social.
I like talking to people and getting to know them, but the only people who ever seem to initiate conversation with me are homeless bums and crackheads asking for money
>tfw slowly turning into a vidya protagonist
which game?
Devil May Cry
Honestly I just stopped fricking caring, most women I've tried getting into a relationship with are just incredibly vapid or borderline bipolar.
Or in my experience, most of the time they already have BFs
You are supposed to cuck their bf's
I usually wear extremely baggy clothes and all black. Most people just completely avoid me in public. I was walking down the sidewalk a couple days ago and this dude who was walking towards me went all the way to the other sidewalk just to avoid walking past me.
Are u black?
yeah, why?
I am already the 40 year old virgin. Wizard powers are a lie. I am going to die without ever having sex.
Sounds like you enjoy being unapproachable. Have you tried not dressing like a burglar?
I don't get why he was a virgin
>had a job
>had his own apartment
>not ugly, fat, or short
If he was a 400lb NEET who lived with his parents, it would be much more realistic
It needed to be believable that he could find a woman at some point if he really tried. I haven't seen the movie since it came out but IIRC ontop of being a massive dork he never really tried.
>30th birthday quickly approaching
Virginity is just a side effect of being lonely.
I've yet to see a guy with a decent social circle and who regular goes out that's still a virgin
>woman gets close to me
>instinctively step back
>be 6'2"
>large frame
>not obese
>full head of hair
>not deformed
>make decent income
>have my own place
>not a complete sperg
>still a virgin at 29
I thought I was supposed to have the cheat code but I'm still fricking invisible.
Never had female friends to begin with. Women are like some other species to me. I don't even know where to begin to interact with them and relationships are like some fantasy concept I can't even imagine being involved in. I've made peace with just living alone and distracting myself with vidya until I die.