>TFW too dumb even to play this shit

>TFW too dumb even to play this shit
I will NGMI?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How long do you spend learning these games? It takes at least 100h to get comfortable with your first Paradox game but then at most 50h with your second Paradox game since they are all the same.
    I don't know about that particularly game but in any case, it takes a good 50h minimum to get decent at strategy games. If you have spent more than 50-100h then idk, maybe you suffer from ADHD or something. You might require double the hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IDK I played it like for 20 hours and watched couple of videos

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Democracy is cringe it may be a case that you are too smart to play it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't max GDP and get rid fricking greens

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can they charge 22 bucks for this? I would feel bad for charging just 10€ for something that is essentially excel spreadsheet

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Become Tax Heaven
    >Ban Imigration
    >Invest Tax Heaven money into Rural areas
    >Win

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And how do I adress fricking greens, I wish could trample this gays with tanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just tax cars to shit and invest money into public transport

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have max cars tax and max investement in school buses, IDK HOW THIS SHIT WORKS, I HAVE MAX POLLUTION

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize you can click on pollution to check governing factors on it, right? I bet you've raised your GDP too fast.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was my main priority to get surplus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do the moronic climate change program ASAP since the trigger for starting the climate crisis is a lot higher than the one for stopping it.
            Also do all the gay shit like Airline tax and Electric busses

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Airline tax and Electric busses
              Goodbye GDP

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tourism is not a good source of GDP. Rural and Technology are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk assassinate you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Minority population
        >0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Minority population
        >0

        >patriots 100%

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >too dumb to play a sandbox puzzle slider game
    Anon I was playing this game in middle school...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leave everything you know about real-life politics outside, it will only hinder you, and treat it like a mobile game for morons that it truly is

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sovless: Democracy

    Sovl: Geopolitical Simulator

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pick america
    >pander to religious and conservatives
    >do meme shit like repeal gay marriage or ban women from driving, mandatory prayer in school ect
    >get rid of all social programs to rake in money
    >eventually win every election with 100% of the vote
    >bringing in so much money start up space programs again
    >can into space and start a mars base
    >mass transit is widespread
    >complete shift to renewables
    >pollution nonexistent
    >crime nonexistent
    >unintentionally become benevolent dictator of my religious ethnostate utopia
    >get bored from always #winning
    this games ez wtf are you talking about

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never played 4 but in 3 you just gave cops smgs and put cameras everywhere and you could pretty much do whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it works in PRC, so it is a "truth in video game"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its really easy you just ignore budget entirely and keep printing money it doesnt do anything kind of like irl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesnt do anything kind of like irl
      I wish

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play for 15 minutes
    >crashes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 4 much better than 3? 3 was way too easy untill you always loose because rare metals price increases indefinitely

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best thing about 3 was playing as America and at the start of the game immediately get the achievement for having an extremely oil dependent country

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After playing a few hours without crashing, this game heavily leans in a "direction".

    GDP directly causes pollution. There's constant "LGBT events" and "gender issues" every few turns. The only other events are spouse publicly cucking you, a pornstar claiming they fricked you and having to decide on whether gays can be refused cakes at a bakery.

    Game gets repetitive after a single term, there's no endgame, only endless post-modernist "decision making".

    I don't know why I expected something more, the tumblr art portraits should have been a hint.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spending 20 bucks for Basedocracy 4
    Just play Nationstates

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At some point even roleplaying can't save this game from being repetitive. No matter what my endgame is for a save, the path is usually the same: first term just keep the biggest pop group happy even if it doesn't allign with your endgoal, try to fix the major problems, always focus on the ones that affect happiness or productivity, you win the elections and in the second term you start reducing the pops you don't want and actually start going towards the system you want.
    I think I've managed to play with most systems that way, in different countries and mods.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try 3 first

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