Thanos suddenly teleports into the universe of the last video game you've played.
How do you stop him?
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Thanos suddenly teleports into the universe of the last video game you've played. How do you stop him?
Thanks can probably solo the BotW universe. Even against link, the master sword is only effective against evil and thanks isn't exactly what I'd call evil.
Tell Thanks that the Korok seeds are the infinity stones of the BotW universe
>and thanks isn't exactly what I'd call evil.
>murders half the universe to win an argument with a bunch of dead people
>isn't evil
What are you smoking? Because I think you've had enough.
I mean you're probably right. Even if his intentions were good, the master sword would still consider him a threat and work fine against him.
>Even if his intentions were good
He's still a fricking murderer. That he has a tragic past and is superficially charismatic does not excuse the fact that he MURDERED BILLIONS, IF NOT TRILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE, just to enforce HIS ideal of a better universe and "prove" that he was right all along to the long dead people of his homeworld. And when an alternate version of him realizes that no, people don't appreciate you murdering people they care about for your lofty schemes, he just doubles down. He does not actually give a crap about anybody but himself, except possibly Gamora, and even then he still put his mission over her.
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fpcp (first post chud post)
You're welcome
alt f4
Who cares just shut the frick up
Invite and beat him at the Iron Fist Tournament
They would probably make it a competition
>kerbal space program
He gets physics glitched out of the world box
The frick does he do? Not everyone watches capeshit, stop assuming.
bro he literally SNAPS his fingers, and the whole cinema stood up and clapped!
Generic lasers and shit like every capeshit character. If he gets all the chaos emeralds he can make half the world turn into dust which is cool I guess.
Strategically take him out Mario + Rabbids style
>FInal Fantasy IX
Not even finished with the game so I have no idea.
SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Thanos-san, are you from Universe 11 too like Jiren? You seem pretty strong!
Let's both do our best.
>civilization 4
well I'm fricked because the other nations are a bunch of dickheads who will never attack anyone I ask them to even if I give them free shit
I will just Valor sheat his ass with my Great Sword
Nukes. He can snap half my cities but the other half will each have a nuke built next turn.
>Atelier Ryza 2
I’m sure the philosopher stone or some magic bullshit Ryza can pull out her ass would stop him
Considering it's MCU Thanos, he's unironically nothing new.
>timed hit Geno Whirl
By out performing his ass and getting Superstar post song
The Infinity Gems only work in the universe they come from. So Thanos would just be a huge purple guy in any other universe. Most videogame characters can kill him with ease.
They still work on stuff from their native universe. So Thanos could still buff himself.
Wrong. It only works in the reality it comes from. Anywhere else, it's just a paperweight.
Google "Darkseid Infinity Gems" for the explanation.
Infinity Ultron used them on himself outside his universe in What If. And you can't say that's less canon than a crossover that will never be acknowledged again.
Even if the explanation came from JLA/Avengers, it has been referenced in canon Marvel Comics for more than a decade.
And a What If is just that - a What If. The writers barely know what they're writing about. One example: there's a What If (comic) where Doom gets the Infinity Gauntlet, and it takes him four centuries to defeat the Celestials, even with its full power. However, in the original story (Infinity Gauntlet), both Thanos and Nebula can fight all the abstracts of existence together (plus the Celestials) and win in minutes. Thanos' explanation is the best: "With infinite power at their disposal, any dullard would eventually prove victorious."
The people who wrote the What Ifs (tv) barely know their stuff. To them, Infinity Gauntlet = TEH SNAP.
>With infinite power at their disposal, any dullard would eventually prove victorious.
What does that say about Thanos?
When Nebula got the Gauntlet, she was nothing more than a zombie. Thanos said that because the other heroes were expecting the abstracts (Cosmic Entities) to keep Nebula occupied, while Thanos told them to not bet on that, because even Nebula would eventually win.
In Infinity Gauntlet, only two celestials bother to turn up. The implication is they care little for the power of the Infinity Gauntlet.
I just invite him in for some handmade craft beer and give him some robot dinosaurs in exchange for my life.
i don't. the game already filters me
I hope he likes nuclear missiles.
>godzilla unleashed
He gets his shit pushed in by composite godzilla
Roll spam while avoiding palm breaker with my +25 broad sword enchanted with holy grease.
>Skyrim SE
hopefully he'll snap half of my load order and save countless civilian lives from the shitshow that is my modloader
Sic Deadpool on him and laugh.
he's gonna have a hard time with me chugging orange juice
Even if the stones still work in the new universe, I think the BO3 zombies crew have a fighting chance. Thanos wouldn't know about the summoning key right off the bat, and since it basically functions as a slightly worse infinity gauntlet if you know the proper rituals, I feel like they could catch him off gaurd. The only wrench in that plan is if The Shadow Man gets out and warns Thanos, or if Dr. Monty's wienery ass spills the beans because he thinks he can handle Thanos alone.
>Monkey Island 3
I am sure Guybrush will find some way to trick him, while not looking like a threat at all like usual.
Why the FRICK would I want to try to stop him from trying to fix this fricking hell world?
He literally did NOTHING wrong.
If anything he should just wipe out all life and start over from scratch, something when FUBAR in our universe a long time ago.
Anybody who buys that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has clearly never heard him rap, oh snap.
I hunt him over and over again until I can make armor out of his skin
He is in porn game now... What happens?
Hot purple action
Throw two Fatalis at him
By the Power of Friendship
It'll take care of itself anon
>Super Robot Wars
>Quake
Telefrag
/kill ?
I last played No Man's Sky. I'd just let him do his thing because nothing in the universe can travel faster than light including the snap so it won't affect me in my lifetime.
I would strike the heart of Lorkhan and erase him from existence.