>the 30 year old boomer in VC trying to make friends with people in their early 20s
If you do this just know everyone hates you and is just trying to he nice. It's not a coincidence that the moment you join everyone talks a lot less.
>the 30 year old boomer in VC trying to make friends with people in their early 20s
If you do this just know everyone hates you and is just trying to he nice. It's not a coincidence that the moment you join everyone talks a lot less.
Suppressed homos is the worst thing ever, this is why we need to normalize being gay.
4 months ago
Anonymous
It is normalized, you have a normalcy bias. That's why you think it's strange that straight people exist.
4 months ago
Anonymous
most looney troons still go after women when they decide they want to cut their dicks off. this is the riddle that needs to be solved, because I can't imagine the logical pathway that leads to this conclusion.
4 months ago
Anonymous
its because they fetishize women so much they start wanting to be them
A six year difference in terms of games and media online isn't that big of a jump in tastes. You'd probably only miss out on a few seasons of anime and games that you both could relate to but it's mostly about the same in tastes.
That's more of a late 20s thing since a lot of them were kids that kept on spouting it long past its original usage. 30 would have used newb or noob as well to sn extent but again, long past its usage so the only ones still using it would be the ones lacking self awareness, so I guess you point still stands in that case.
If you are over the age of 22 and do nothing but play video games all day, please sell your consoles, go outside, make friends, work out, get a real job, and stop playing with toys like a child
>reach 30s >go take a piss >dick stops pissing >mentally pretend to pull pants up and leave wc >a bit more piss comes out
it's like when a game tells you no fast travel because enemies are nearby
>in your 30s
this literally happens to everyone. like even as children. if you really think this never happened to you as a kid, then you probably constantly smelled like piss.
>i have never experienced in my entire life that every single other man on earth has experienced at least a dozen times or way more! I am a perfect alpha Adonis male!!!!
nobody believes you. if that's true than you either use a catheter or you drink your own piss. most women piss a tiny bit when they sneeze. Now tell me about how you were always called intelligent in high school, but you were just too lazy to apply yourself.
im 28
scrub
They aren't noobs, they are all my Pals
hows life going uncle
Oldest gen z kid would be about 27-28 by now. You're still a little guy to me.
>the 30 year old boomer in VC trying to make friends with people in their early 20s
If you do this just know everyone hates you and is just trying to he nice. It's not a coincidence that the moment you join everyone talks a lot less.
I have a friend who is 30 and I am 24 (and there are people here who are as young as 21)
What the frick do you even relate to? Jesus christ, are you sure you're not being groomed?
Being racist and believing in Christ
Some people are just social. Everyone I grew up skating with was at least 10 to 15 years older than me.
>at least 10 to 15 years older than me
so when did you decide when you wanted to cut your dick off
Not everyone is a homosexual dude, stop projecting.
Suppressed homos is the worst thing ever, this is why we need to normalize being gay.
It is normalized, you have a normalcy bias. That's why you think it's strange that straight people exist.
most looney troons still go after women when they decide they want to cut their dicks off. this is the riddle that needs to be solved, because I can't imagine the logical pathway that leads to this conclusion.
its because they fetishize women so much they start wanting to be them
A six year difference in terms of games and media online isn't that big of a jump in tastes. You'd probably only miss out on a few seasons of anime and games that you both could relate to but it's mostly about the same in tastes.
Zoomers are obsessed with this concept.
Getting a fricking job loser, you'll have friends of all ages.
pwned.
Tired of getting pwned? lmao
im 10 and i call people Black folk
I'm a Black person and I call people 10 years old
I'm a Black person and I call other people Black person.
As long as you aren't calling Black folk people.
fricking FROOBS man
That's more of a late 20s thing since a lot of them were kids that kept on spouting it long past its original usage. 30 would have used newb or noob as well to sn extent but again, long past its usage so the only ones still using it would be the ones lacking self awareness, so I guess you point still stands in that case.
I only use ironically... or is it called meta post ironically? In either case, I say it because the reactions make me laugh.
How does bots make sense?
bots play like shit
people who play like shit = bots
If you are over the age of 22 and do nothing but play video games all day, please sell your consoles, go outside, make friends, work out, get a real job, and stop playing with toys like a child
Why 22
>Older than 22
read the rules homosexual, under 18's cant be on Ganker
>consoles
You first, poser.
I'm not 30.
shut up noob
>reach 30s
>go take a piss
>dick stops pissing
>mentally pretend to pull pants up and leave wc
>a bit more piss comes out
it's like when a game tells you no fast travel because enemies are nearby
>in your 30s
this literally happens to everyone. like even as children. if you really think this never happened to you as a kid, then you probably constantly smelled like piss.
Not that anon but I have never finished pissing and have pissed a little more afterwards you sound like you have an underlying health condition.
>i have never experienced in my entire life that every single other man on earth has experienced at least a dozen times or way more! I am a perfect alpha Adonis male!!!!
nobody believes you. if that's true than you either use a catheter or you drink your own piss. most women piss a tiny bit when they sneeze. Now tell me about how you were always called intelligent in high school, but you were just too lazy to apply yourself.
He's trolling you bud. Everyone knows that.
yikes
You have to push to completion anon. Keep a steady stream till there ain't nothing left.
You need to shake your dick so you don't get any on your pants. That's the rule.
Just use a ply of toilet paper and dab it off. Flicking it is unhygenic and will potentially get it onto your pants.
True, dabbing is most effective.
Too much pee in the balls. Push your balls up with your hand when you're done peeing, and you'll piss that last bit out no problem.
>30
>boomer
You know the baby boom started in 1945?
Young people say that whenever they are refering to someone older than them.
okay boomer
>turn 30
>all the lurking health issues suddenly surface out of nowhere
It's pain
doo doo fart
>noob saibot
>noob's ai bot
whoa
Oh shit
>people trying to speedrun pissing
Just take your time jesus.
What are signs that a buzzword is long dead and buried?
Hey chat, what's a bot? This frogandy keeps bothering me
I wonder how Ganker will become in 20 years
Actually old fricks mad at everything, zoomers mad at old fricks and the new generation
bunch of chobos in here
No such thing
Turning 30 really mentally broke Ganker.
I turned 30 and literally nothing changed except I made some lifting gains.
Am I supposed to be dying or something? What is it that is breaking Ganker?
>Am I supposed to be dying or something?
That's the plan.
and I've been 140lbs since I was 16. Some things don't change.
bots are noobs?
>that anonymous poster still posting frog