>That guy who presses the mic just to breathe heavily
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>normal steam friend
>play vidya with him, shit's good
>disappears for months
>comes back, says he's got blood pressure problems but takes care of it with meds
>cool i guess, wanna game
>he asks to speak on discord instead of steam
>weird but whatever, guess he just wants to embed videos
>has one of those bought discord border around his avatar
>is acting weirdly fricking flirty
Ganker what the frick do i do with this guy, he's been a friend of mine for years
gabagool
chicken and winnigish
>>has one of those bought discord border around his avatar
unsalvageable
What are those? What do they do?
https://store.steampowered.com/points/shop/c/avatar/cluster/1
same as steam avatar frames, adds a gif with a cut out over your avatar but instead of good boy points you have to pay 6+ bucks for 1
how much do those cost?
steam avatar frames? 0 bucks if you just clown farm lol
...or if you just buy shit
i have like ten gazillion of them since i bought a deck years ago
become a pervert and talk at length how hot you think <insert anime girl>'s huge honking badonkers are. he'll know he can't compete
He's a married man, with a goomah!
that don't mean shit, Elton John was married
always with the scenarios
Hey anon, how about you finish this up, eh?
>that don't mean shit, Elton John was married
yeah, todd howard too, i think...
maybe he's a secret agent and was on a secret mission in afghanistan
Legend goes he killed 16 Czechoslokvakians, guy is an interior decorator.
here, can confirm not true, his house looked like shit
I wonder if that pool cue he woke up with up his ass was chalked or not, motherfricker shouldn't have taken that blood pressure medication, also steam has those shitty avatar borders as well
Think about it anon.
Sudden weight loss...
AIDS?
Nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again
NOBODY'S GOT AIDS
I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT WORD
Quick question
Is he a big earner?
Yeah, last I heard he had some construction managerial job, greasing unions or some shit.
midlife crisis thinking hes gonna die of a heart attack soon, he'll get over it or double down on it
Borrow 20k dollars from him
Whatever you do, don’t go to the Padres game with him
it's time for the old yeller treatment
It's over. Abandon ship now before things get worse. I've lost 2 friends to this shit and there's pretty much nothing else you can do. You sure as frick will never persuade them out of it.
I havent been on vent in ages, i think they got bent.
>play with my IRL friends
>cough as much as I want
>slurp loudly when I drink coffee or gulp water
>they complain about it
>still don't mute myself and continue
>mfw
I wouldn't associate with you, not only are you an obnoxious piece of shit but your friends are spineless cowards, all of you are cringe and should commit group suicide.
cool story bro
You don't have friends.
OH THAT'S THE BOSS OF THE FAMILY YOU'RE TALKING TO!
It's an honor to be joined here by ventrilo guys, and not homosexual ASS CORNHOLING DISCORD TRANNIES, THEY SHOULD FRICKING DIE
>that guy who just repeats what the others say
>hey that jimmy two times was pretty funny huh
>people seemed to like him even if he was in a scene and a half
>let's just copy and paste him on our show
bravo vince
>Foreigner who speaks English with a completely incomprehensible accent
>that guy who "brb smokes" every 15 minutes
>brb bio
>brb wife aggro
>used to play WoW with a guy named Dan
>Dan's wife hated vidya but let him raid
>raid tier is over and we're clearing it in one night every week
>use the other two raid nights to play other games with each other
>in the middle of a game Dan mics up and says "oh shit she knows"
>he logs off and nobody in the guild ever sees him again
RIP Dan
>he actually fricking died and never came back
>don't find out until years later
miss you, Kody
he's the only motherfricker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands behind his back
>bro hold up I gotta take a toke, AFK for a minute
>*brrrrrrrrblbrblrblrprlprlbrlpbrl*
>WHÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFHUFFHUFFHUFFFFFHUFFFFFHUFFF okay broOOOOHHHHHHHFFFHUFFHUFFFFFFF I'm ready to goooooOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFHUFFFHUFFFFFFFHUFFFFFFFFF
>my doordash food is here
>brb
>last online: 2 years ago
>raids/dungeons take forever because of him
>but he's the MT, chill, and good at the game so you put up with him
>unmutes
>coughs, burps, rips massive fart
>mutes
>girl makes a joke in VC
>3 or 4 people laugh at it
>It's a push to talk game
if it was actually a good joke i dont see the problem
yes micing up just to laugh is kind of weird but i don't really think there's anything wrong with it when done in moderation
people also write "lol" and "hahaha" in text you fricking idiot
i forgive you though, you posted cat 🙂
So, did you smash?
>steam friend who went awol messages me
>asks me to add him on discord
>"oh boy he trooned out"
>just starts with some small talk
>play some games
>he eases up
>trauma dumps on me everything thats been going wrong with his life
>gives me a detailed description of his untreated mental breakdown which is why hes been missing
>i was happily pubstomping just as he drops this on me
>says goodbye and sends a trade for all his backpack for one scrap metal
He killed himself, what was i supposed to do wtf
Sometimes, you just gotta tell people to see a shrink, there's nothing more you can do
did he actually troon out or was he just depressed
also sorry for your loss anon if this isn't just a sopranos reference
My brother died when he was 47, just a kid
It's sad when they go young like that
I like to shit on the next Troon like any other but man. The health cate industry and those who enabled it are pure fricking evil.
this
at some point i just wish it would never happen and these people could lead normal fricking lives
knew a kid like dat, his dad was a frickin fanook, kid looked like a puerto rican hooah
sick shit, frickin disgrase
20 years in the can, I wanted to play vidya, I compromised, I got a PS5
>that guy who went for a bathroom break and never came back
>That guy from Wes Calwell
Why can't video game MCs be the strong silent type nowadays? Like Solid Snake. What happened to that?
.... he died.
Solid Snake was dead
demoralization bot had an oopsie
I hear Dr Robotnik’s getting a 95 pound mole removed from his ass
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>heavy breathing....CAN YOU FRICKING CAP THE INTELLIGENCE ALREADY
>Push to talk
>Don't feel a need to cough much
>Switch to pick up voice since I need to concentrate on game
>suddenly need to cough
AHHH
>theres a chick on VC
>she seems pretty cool
>has put 500+ hours in the game
>hear a child's voice in the background
>"frick, hold on-"
>"WHAT!?"
>......
>"JUST WALK, IT'S NOT THAT DARK OUT"
>........
>"WELL THEN CALL YOUR FATHER, SEE IF HE ANSWERS"
the first time i read this i thout it was chink on VC
i cant explain why but your blogpost made more sense that way
Women with hobbies other than setting the table are worthless.
why are you being randomly sexist? women who do not rely their worth on "womenly" duties are the shining gold of this world.
>women who do not rely their worth on "womenly" duties are the shining gold of this world.
You just equated worthlessness to gold. That or a woman to a man. We call them "gold diggers" for a reason.
>someone tells a shit joke
>key mic
>HA HA H-
>release mic
>instant butthurt or passive aggressive response
>mfw maximum rage for minimum input
>friend on mic constantly sniffing snot back into his nose because his diet sucks and he's always inflamed
>not long gurgling snorts, just polite double sniffs every 8 seconds or so
I wanna fricking kill him.
>guild leader's gf joins the guild
I move away from the mic to breathe in.
holy shit mr Zonday I'm a huge fan
>the guy who talks about his time in prison and gets mad and threatens to track you down and kill you when you make rape jokes
TWENTY YEARS IN THE CAN