>that moment the DM reveals that the NPC that was supposedly killed off a few sessions ago actually survived

>that moment the DM reveals that the npc that was supposedly killed off a few sessions ago actually survived

*SIGH*

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finish your book Grrm

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did this recently. But literally when they died the players immediately said 'Yeah no way, all these people fakes their deaths except maybe two'. And they were correct and it was revealed 1-2 sessions later.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is impossible to occur in my group because half of my players are psychos who intentionally make sure the bodies are dead whenever they get them to 0 hp.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be OP
    >Be moron
    >Play moronic-ass game where there's at least 4 different spells for reviving the dead
    >Only cost is literally money/diamond dust
    >Be somehow surprised when dead characters come back

    DnDumbasses, every time.
    *SIGH*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be moron
      >moronicly moron into thread
      >assume every game is DND
      >be a moron

      Obsessed morons, every time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never reply to that troll. Let's all just pray his fat fingers rot off so he can't type anymore and he has to give up his shitposting crusade.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't mention a system
        >"N-n-no! I'm not playing DnD!"

        Sure thing, OP. Sure thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would assume the system is One Ring

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP said "DM" which is a D&D specific term.

        >Be OP
        >Be moron
        >Play moronic-ass game where there's at least 4 different spells for reviving the dead
        >Only cost is literally money/diamond dust
        >Be somehow surprised when dead characters come back

        DnDumbasses, every time.
        *SIGH*

        is a cum slurping homosexual of the highest order, and deserves a live time range ban, but in this specific situation the OP did mention D&D directly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP said DM you paste-munching homosexual. Learn to read before you embarrass yourself again.

          >autist gets upset that no one took his bait so he posts it twice

          kek. Also, you're a moronic newbie. DM has been used for hundreds of games.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gats called out for being a moron
            >Cries samegay and newbie at the same time
            >Can't read IP Counter, doesn't have the proper plugins
            >Acts like a smug c**t
            You don't belong here. You will never belong here.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gets called out for being a moron
              Doesn't mean much when the people doing it are brain-dead morons desperately trying to cope. Just like you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >descending into buzzwords and shitposting because someone gave you an accurate criticism
                lol

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP said DM you paste-munching homosexual. Learn to read before you embarrass yourself again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething this hard about accurate criticisms
        lol

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >player dies
    >dm so deep into his plot integrating a new pc would be troublesome
    >just willy nilly resurrection or "the wound that brought you to -100 was not that bad"
    >continues to happen
    The ride never ends

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see why this is an issue so long as it's not overused. Sometimes it's fun to have that "You thought I was dead? Ha!" reveal.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he ask for all his gear back that the PCs looted from his corpse?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Player character dies and has their next character being haunted and actively possessed by the ghost of their former character
    It was worth the table getting upset at me for ruling that character's death as irreversible

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People with unfinished work don't get to have an opinion on the work of those who have. Finish your fricking book Marty.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be player
    >NPC goes off screen to do a suicide mission
    >assume they die
    >find them later
    >make a onions face in excitement

    I hope my GM is happy at my simplicity.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI, I hate Dungeons and Dragons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we get it, you hate women and minorities

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good to know I'm among friends

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are people here that don't?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate anybody. Not even myself.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a GM who did this constantly, no action actually had permanent consequences in his games, turbo-moronic.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that would fricking happen. So far my brother, my mother figure and one of my best friends in my current campaign have all fricking died. Two because of random crits and one failing a disintegrate saving throw. Frankly it's getting really Goddamn hard playing the team's plucky youth when I might as well be a personification of death to everyone i care for at this point. I see why so many players just choose to be orphans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when the DM only references the characters backstories when the BBEG insults their dead family members

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cyberpunk campaign makes the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan look like Disneyworld

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that moment when the DM reveals that a traumatized doctor is trying to raise an NPC that was killed off a few sessions ago and they completely botch their attempts to convince him to stand down
    I had no intention of actually bringing him back either I just thought it was a funny plan that was destined to fail

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suppositions are often wrong, next time be certain. Are you really sure it's the same npc?

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