>thats it
what the actual frick is going on over at Nintendo?
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>thats it
>thats it
what the actual frick is going on over at Nintendo?
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sonysisters, operation concern trolling is ON!!
im a nintendie through and through. They literally showed nothing but JRPG shovelware and ports. How can you deny this?
The cope I’ve heard recently is there will be a Switch 2 event at the end of the year with more stuff, which is feasible at least
>there will be a Switch 2 event at the end of the year with more stuff,
Nah, that's just Sonygay shitposting.
mario rabbids 2? super bomberman r2?
>doraemon story of seasons sequel
>dragon quest treasures
>harvestella
>little noah
>pac-man world repac
>rpg time: legend of wright
>super bomberman r2
it was honestly a little better than i expected. i'm just disappointed that there's still no console version of ff7 ever crisis and that there's still radio silence from level-5 in the west.
PSN
Imagine being excited for years old ports ffs.
I’m an idort. I want new Switch games not shit I played on better consoles years ago. Frick. Imagine playing Nier on the Switch and being excited for it.
how are you expecting third party exclusives on switch in the current year you turbo troony
fpbp lol
Damage control mode on
>If we keep deflecting back to Sony surely people will forgot Nintendo has no games
AYUYUUUU LMFAO
How comes Nintendo's no games console is doing so much better than Sony's no games console?
Does the PS5 have even more no games?
It's a cheap tablet that sells for $200.
They literally get 10 times as many games as Sony every year
You don't have to like nintendo, but it's curious how much you obsess over it
enjoy the last of israelite remake: remaster edition
thanks, nintendo fans, for consooming twilight princess and xenoblade 1 three times on three straight consoles, enabling greedy hacks like druckmann to pull the same shit with their """games""" as a result.
jej snoy released shadow of the colossus on three different gens before nintendo did it with xenoblade, thanks for showing the industry the way sony!
I've bought more switch games in 2022 than 2021 and certainly more than any other console
Don't worry, nintendo """fans""" will do all the work because there was no Zelda or Mario
I can have both you know. I want my new mario game. Mario games are always fun.
They're preparing for Switch 2, which will be 80% switch and Wii U ports.
There's nothing left to port from Wii U.
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
>Splatoon 3
>Mario and Rabbids Sparks of Hope
>Metroid Prime Remake
>Pokemon Violet and Scarlet
>Bayonetta 3
>Live A Live
>NieR Automata The End of YoRHa Edition
2022 lineup is based.
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
niche JRPG
>Splatoon 3
we didn't need another one
>Mario and Rabbids Sparks of Hope
looks decent enough but rabbids will turn people off
>Metroid Prime Remake
Completely uneccasary, orgiinal still looks great
>Pokemon Violet and Scarlet
pokemon hasn't been good in years and idk why people pretend otherwise each time one is announced
>Bayonetta 3
vaporware
>Live A Live
snes remake of an even more niche JRPG
>NieR Automata The End of YoRHa Edition
port
2022 is unbased and cringe
>doesn't count
>Unchanged 5 year old games are worth getting excited for because...because they just are okay!!
seething too hard anon, most of those games are distinct
cope, there is a lack of original must-have games
What is a "must have" game? Forspoken? The Last of Us Remake?
A game that people would want to buy a switch for and has mass appeal, which a lot these don't
>A game that people would want to buy a switch for and has mass appeal
And why does the Switch not having these console sellers bother you so much?
Because they are not giving me a reason to dust off mine or keep the system alive to a wider audience. Why would I want those years old ports like Nier when I have a PC and they will likely run like shit? You make from the ground up games optimized for the switch if you want success. But Nintendo's idea of that is a game you will forget about in a week well before they roll out their months of updates
the switch is literally breaking sales records and might end up in the top 3 consoles of all time, i don't think you have to worry
How is any of that relevant to him and why would he care? Unless he's getting a share, I don't think that matters.
>worries about "console sellers"
>don't worry the console is selling fine
>"UHHMMM WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT THAT???"
idk you tell me why you care about that moron
Same. I barely use my switch. I didn't buy it for shovelware sports games and pokemon that's for sure.
such as?
a new 3d mainline mario
botw2
pikmin 4
a new star fox
smash bros
animal crossing dlc
star fox
new ips
starfox and pikmin are not system seller titles lmfao
there's a new pokemon coming out this year moron, don't worry about it
Why does Nintendo need a switch seller 5 years after release and 110M sales? Who's doesn't already own one
That is the case for the industry in general
>Nonono, these don't count!
Niche stuff is as based as something can get so you made your own bed.
>niche JRPG
And how does that make it bad?
>we didn't need another one
Yes we do, Splatoon 2's netcode is garbage and it's been 4 years since the last substantial bit of content. 3 will at least improve the netcode somewhat and give us plenty of new stuff to play with.
>looks decent enough but rabbids will turn people off
Honestly after playing for a few hours you forget about the rabbids and just enjoy the gameplay, the charming animations, the music, etc.
>Completely uneccasary, orgiinal still looks great
True, but it's also a fricking GameCube game. Plenty of people haven't played it and it's an easy way to get people interested in MP4.
>pokemon hasn't been good in years and idk why people pretend otherwise each time one is announced
I'm not big into Pokemon myself but a mainline Pokemon game with a true 3D open world is a pretty big deal.
>vaporware
Eh, they've shown enough to convince me it's real. Might get delayed to next year but I'm sure it'll be good.
>snes remake of an even more niche JRPG
Again, how does that make it bad?
>port
Yeah I have no idea why people are forcing themselves to be excited over this. Automata didn't even run well on the fricking PS4. The Switch version is going to be a chugging blurry mess.
You expect the netcode for Splatoon 3 to be any better?
>DOESN'T COUNT
portable port
>Prime remake is unnecessary
My guy the only modern way to be able to play the trilogy is on the Wii U and who the frick has those.
Not him but most of the original prime team left retro. Even if the games were remade they'd lack soul
I don't think anyone is claiming they'll be remakes. The rumor has always been remastered HD releases.
>pretending the emulated PC version with KB/M support doesn't exist
Yes Nintendo is doing exactly that
Fair enough, but we're not Nintendo
Shit, my bad, just realized I didn't mean to quote you. My post about MP on PC was meant for the guy you replied to
>already confirmed
>v-v-vaporwaaaave
>d-d-doesn't count!
Fricking desperate
>IT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!!
AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>Live A Live
>>NieR Automata The End of YoRHa Edition
third party
Prime Remake
3
no release date
Live a Live is among the greats of games translated by one team who keeps doing gods work by the way. Square finally releasing it in the HD2D style of octapath and triangle strategy is wonderful. I care not if it isn't nintendo made, it finally saw the light of day. New people can find out where megalovania was inspired by, aka the boss them megalomania of Live a Live.
>Only three games coming out this year
It's fricking 2020 all over again.
>Metroid Prime Remake
this one isn't confirmed yet is it?
I wonder if it'll have actually new content, otherwise there's not much of a point, especially since they had a trilogy remake before
Looking forward to it
Don't care
Don't care
Already played it when it came out originally
Eh...
Where is it?
Looking forward to it
Already played it when it originally came out
It's pretty underwhelming when you're an idort.
The problem isn’t that you’re an idort, it’s that you have weebshit taste exclusively
3
>Literal garbage
>basically one tournament season for the same game 2 and even 1 was
>it's fricking nothing
>not 4 lmao
>maybe the only decent one
>>
>>>
I wonder how many of these remakes will look horrible
You don’t have to pretend to know anything about Splatoon. You can simply avoid talking about it and you’ll look less like an idiot
Lmao, you are like a sportsgay
are you European, do you play FIFA?
More like Sparks of Cope lmao
why are you playing kids games bro? Grow up
>you should only play grown up games like TLOU2 like me
grow up bro. Stop being a manchild. It's embarrassing
>he says on Ganker
it's too late for you manchild bro. good luck in life
bye!
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
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>Splatoon 3
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>Mario and Rabbids Sparks of Hope
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>Metroid Prime Remake
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>Pokemon Violet and Scarlet
zoomer
>Bayonetta 3
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>Live A Live
zoomer
>NieR Automata The End of YoRHa Edition
zoomer
damn, zoomers just LOVE to eat shit !
Don't listen to what others say, suicide IS an option
>Xenoblade Chronicles 3
Cool
>Splatoon 3
Cool
>Mario and Rabbids Sparks of Hope
Haven't tried the rabbids games yet but they look cool
>Metroid Prime Remake
I can play Prime in 4k on Dolphin anytime I want
>Pokemon Violet and Scarlet
Cool
>Bayonetta 3
Cool
>Live A Live
I can just load up a SNES rom
>NieR Automata The End of YoRHa Edition
Was in literally every other platform already
Is that all? Not naysaying or anything, just didn't watch the Direct. Anyone else willing to tell me the smaller announcements too? Did they show Bayo 3 gameplay?
>T-TH-THOSE DON'T COUNT
Every single time
> anime troony shit
> not play shoot game
> skip
> boring
> skip
> censored
> old game
> overrated
Anime website, zoomer troony. You will NEVER be a woman.
Nier has been on other consoles for ages. Bayonetta seems cool though.
both bayo 3 and mario + rabbids 2 look really good
>pokemon violet
homie just play the Ultra Violet romhack
what's the matter? not pleased with ports?
I’m going to get more fun out of bullying snoys in these next coming days than any game Nintendo could have announced.
> bullying Sonys with 3-5 year old ports
Hehe…yeah…we’ll show ‘em, right g-guys?
>HAHAHA SUCK SHIT TENDIES YOU WILL NEVER EVER GET THIS GAME
>wow why is everybody laughing at me it’s not like I ever cared about this game lol
Not every non-Nintendo console owner is out to dunk on you ffs. I don’t care what games release on what console. I do however care that Nintendo is focusing on posts of old shit I’ve played already - all of these should have just been released, not take up a whole direct
>Not every non-Nintendo console owner is out to dunk on you ffs.
There’s been good blood between Nintendo, Microsoft and PC users lately. Snoy goblins are the anti-social outsiders that have been flinging shit everybody for the past 7 years and now we’re all catapulting it back and laughing as you get down and cry for mercy.
Getting other people’s exclusives (ports as you call them) is infinitely better than actively losing your own exclusives. It’s honestly hilarious that you and other snoys are trying to spin it the other way around.
There’s no worse feeling than watching the value in your system drop so drastically, especially after spending your own money on buying it.
Seriously, what do you have besides Bloodborne now?
The hell does the PS5 even have besides Rift Apart? A remake of a PS3 game? lol
ffs you’re literally as bad as them. Nintendo has lost plenty of “exclusives” this gen. Stop shitting on other consoles and start being concerned your own console environment is pumping out 5 year old ports rather than focusing on new shit
>anti-social
Reddit, twitter and facebook is this way.
>"n-n-never e-ever!"
if you think this is it, look up the directs in 2020 you moron
i've been predicting this for weeks now. Nintendo is going to come out with several Mini Directs over the next few months, just like they did the last time E3 got cancelled. Big games will get their own directs, like pokemon and probably zeldas
ALL HANDS ON DICK FOR SPLATOON3
gematsu trolls on suicide watch
They'll announce the real Nintendo Direct next week it's obvious at this point. Theres to much shit coming out in the next months we already know of, that hasn't even been properly showcased yet.
NINTENDO FRICKING WON, SONYS BTFO
Bayonetta 3 is delayed. Can't convince me otherwise.
Nothing?
They're destroying the PlayStation just like the last 5 years
This gay is really gonna beat around the bush the entire thread, isn't he? Why are snoyim like this?
Not enough in-house devs, not enough third party support.
What do you mean that's it? They didn't announce a single thing yet, you fricking moron. Wait for their actual Nintendo Direct.
don't you frickers get sunbreak tomorrow and xc3/splatoon 3 on the way? what are you complaining about
OP is a sonygay anon, he doesn't know how packed the year is now.
Cry more, Sonyggër
they're probably still editing trailers and doublechecking with developers that the release dates dont have to be changed
Enjoy Xenoblade 3
Nintendo is preparing for a new console, so don't expect anything new for the switch.
When Nintendo does well financially, the fans suffer.
GC and WiiU were the best eras for games despite both consoles selling less than 20m
It was called a MINI PARTNER direct. Why did you expect first party games?
The did show Rabids. Bayofans deserve to be pissed.
Rabids is a game made by Ubisoft.
frick you homosexual, i got a pac man world remake AND super bomberman r 2
i'm so fricking happy
Have you people literally forgotten about 2020 E3 in only 2 fricking years?
This is what Nintendo does when there is no E3. They keep cards close to their chest while using partner projects as buffer.
Nobody can ever fix your shit taste in games
>all these basedtendies defending reselling of a 6 year old games for the same price as in 2016
grow up already
>cancerjak
>donut steel the redditfrog
have a nice day
>redditface image
Rageface was actually created on Ganker unlike redditfrog and cancerjak, back then Ganker knew when a meme had run it's course. What reddit did to rageface, facebook, twitter, twitch, discord and reddit have done to the two great cancers on a much larger scale. Yet here you are, posting the cancerfrog unironically like its 2008
me gusta
Feel guy and sad frog was created on Ganker too.
Well, this explains why there is more redditfrog and cancerjak cancer on the board today than usual, we're being raided by redditjak.potty
snoyjak is seething holy shit
>BN is alive
>Atlus and Squeenix going all in on Nintendo
SNOYS BTFO
>BN is alive
an overpriced collection of roms you can already download for free right now is not "alive."
>b-but if we consoom this collection enough, they'll make a new one for sure!
if you still fall for this scam from capcom, you are moronic.
They're obviously putting all their efforts on the Switch's successor which will come out next year. They're finally putting the tablet to reat
actual schizo
We activated our emergency plan already: we are sending Miyamoto to the beach for the weekend to see if he gets an idea out of it. Prease undelstand
I FRICKING LOVE OUTRAGE MEME IT'S JUST LE BEST I WILL BECOME A STREAMER ONE DAY TOO!
made for hand ball n such
AAA and AA gaming have been dead for years
They're preparing for 2023.
>Switch 2
>BC all Switch games (except NSO, fricking shit)
>BOTW2 launch title
>Bayo 3 launch title
>Metroid Prime 4 launch title
>Mario Odyssey 2 launch title
>some soulless 2DHD Squeenix garbage named some shit like Project Circumvent Missions launch title
Nothing, that's what
/qa/ lost
lmao @ the dude who got completely assblasted itt /qa/ lost
/qa/ won
gem
Zelda will be cool
pac is back homie whatchu meang
they know, by now, that their moronic consoomer base will be more than happy to buy ports, snes games, mascot sports shovelware, and pokemon of the year.
so they (wisely) don't bother making new (good) games anymore. it's not profitable.
Ganker you never get anywhere in life if you keep being butthurt nintendo fanboy like that guy above, just be honest do you really wanna spend rest of your acting like a insuferrable c**t.
I don't buy consoles for the ports I buy them for the new first party games and Nintendo let me down. Nintendo Switch is the worst console I've ever seen even bad consoles like Virtual Boy had more games. I can't be the only one who thinks Nintendo became lazy greedy and makes no games anymore because it's obvious
portability is the best exclusive there is
It's not about exclusive, its about making games. They arent making games, exclusive or not.
there's splatoon 3 and XC3 which btfo's any other console's library alone
We already had multiple versions of those games on Switch. It's entering rehash oversaturation levels why tons of Nintendo IP are ignored. we've had a shit ton of Xenoblade and Splatoon but not much else
That direct had multiple major announcements, I know we are all disappointed by no bayonetta but by any objective measure it was a strong showing
You know your console is in a bad state when your biggest announcement of the year is a port of a ps3 game
>Literally a Bloodborne machine
MY SIDES
lmao switch has NO GAMES whereas the PS5 has FIVE games. It's in the title of the console and everything.
Checkmate tendies
>rapeape is having a full on meltdown, dumping his (payed) wojak folder
fricking kek
lol what made the wojakgay have a meltdown?
post times point to it being either a bot or a script
>get continuous "you must wait a while" prompts for doing the right thing
>they don't clean up at all
I hate this place
>oh wow i got some (You)s-
>it's just some guy shitting in the thread
It looks like bidenflation took away the soi from these guys.
nintendo (clap) has (clap) games (clap)
>P5 Royal ALSO on Switch
SnOYbros... Not like this...
quote me homosexual.
5
What the absolute frick is this thread?
Mentally ill /qa/ spammer
He unironically bought a pass too it seems
>He unironically bought a pass too it seems
Each post is a minute apart so I doubt it.
Cooldown with images is 120 seconds, no?
i think some schizo forgot to take his meds
a bot or script being used to spam wojak shit
You will enjoy your ports and like it.
>can emulate the switch but no fricking games
It was just a fricking partner showcase. There's probably gonna be a first party focused direct soon.
the absolute state of snoys
fuel for the filter lists
God I hate nintendo thread.
The autism is abysmal.
Blame schizophrenic sonyggērs.
The frick is this thread?
wojakshitter using a bot or a script to spam wojakshit
And janitors are doing absolutely nothing about it.
snoy having a meltdown and spamming soijaks
invaded by bots
Imagine schizophrenia being a requirement to post and make a certain meme
Yeah, that's it, now shut the frick up for a few months. I'm gonna play Xenoblade 3 while you cry about Donkey Kong not getting his 15th game yet or whatever.
>Whats going on at Nintendo?
The same thing that's going on in every other major publisher/developer. The money comes from actual, literal baby boomers that don't understand what their money is going into and have HR homosexuals feeding them shit through their ears.
The idea is to make "DUH NEXT BIG BLOCK BUSTER" and pump as much money as possible into marketing so people know it exists. Same thing with microtransactions and that gold rush for block chains and NFTs in video games.
Same goes for trying to get women into gaming. Women make up 80% of spending power in the Western world because women be shopping. Telling an old fart that and saying to accommodate them is enough to change the entire landscape of game development.
gem thread
I guess im such a pitifully small target demographic that nintendo will tease me with B3 and Prime 4 for years... FRICK YOU, NINTENDO. IM HACKING MY GOD DAMN SWITCH AND NEVER BUYING YOUR KIDS TOYS AGAIN
Why did the bot stop?
probably banned
WHAT THE FRICK IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD
a wojak-spamming bot or a wojak-spammer using a script
Thank moot we have that glorious captcha to stop bots in their tracks.
poised for a new console taking the end of the generation slow as usual.
Where the frick are the mods? Isn't this their fricking job.
The spammer is probably friends with them, if not a janny himself.
Kirby and Triangle Strategy came out a few months ago, Xenoblade is in a month, and Pokemon is later this year. How many Switch games do you need? Do you not have other systems or a PC?
>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN WOJAKERINO. JANNIES! JANNIES HEEEELLLLPPPP
Another presentation, another absence of Star Fox impacting my heart.
>Nintendo thread
>schizo autism happens
JANNIES ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNIES
>schizo posts still up
wtf
I'm going to keep bumping it just to see how long it takes the janny to clean it the frick up.
You know they don't generally take posts down until someone reports it right?
It's definitely been reported at this point. Some of the posts are gone but for reason he half-asses it and doesn't remove all of them.
Apparently a 15 minute cooldown kicks in for a user filing too many reports in a short span which is pretty telling of this site. The posts I didn't report are still up.
I went through and reported each and every spam post after the cooldown was over out of spite. Maybe jannies don't pay attention unless there's several reports for a single post?
Unless it's straight up NSFW, I think a post is generally reported by at least 3 or 4 anons before they take action. But thank you for doing God's work, even it feels futile at times.
You're gonna turn into a berneygay.
gem thread
drones will actually buy a prime remake instead of emulating it for free with mouselook kfmao
Ah sweet a schizo thread