The absolute state of tekken

The absolute state of tekken

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is vanquisher supposed to be an impresive rank?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's impressive for a bot mashing one button

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can do legit combos just hitting x with eddy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the game lets you do this because it's for braindead monkeys. Amazing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no its not lol, you could probably program a king bot to f+2,1 and get the same results. people are fricking moronic until about Tenryu

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So what you're saying is that the majority of tekken players are morons?
          Thats impressive.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The lower 50% of any fighting game are totally trash.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thats quite a lot, now I understand why so many say they casualize them for the playerbase.
              Whats a game that has the majority, even if small playerbase total, at very high skill level?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Starcraft, Age of empires 1

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not him but examples of things made in the last say, 10 years, would be more pertinent

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't true when most RTS players refuse to play pvp and mostly play the campaign on easy mode

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the bottom percent are casuals, just like every game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tekken players are literally bragging about being mouthbreathers LMAO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i know you're just trying to be inflammatory but ill answer honestly. its just the rank distribution, there are plenty of good players, there are just lots of lower ranks. it should come as no suprise that the majority of people who play a game, whether fighting, rts, fps, they average at about between "silver" and "gold" you know?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These are the top korean players in a tournament. There's literally no difference, they just spam moves over and over. It's time to stop coping.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that move was nerfed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's still OP, asiatics were complaining that the nerf literally did nothing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is this? advancing plus on block tracking fast mid?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              "most people are bad" is not nearly the same thing as "most people are worse than a bot literally mashing one button"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most people can't beat Dark Souls which is the same shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When a single button mash flows into a combo it takes exponentially more skill to counter it.
                Note that exponentially means compared to facerolling.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats what bad means you fool, go look at any single player game with achievements and realize how wrong you are by seeing shit like "20% of players have this achievement" and its for beating the first level or some shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3 buttons
          not impressive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just how you play Eddie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes for someone literally pressing one single fricking button and he's still going anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah since you can derank from there. It doesn't surprise me too much since there are a lot of mashing Black folk who can't block all the way from red to purple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you can't rank down until Vanquisher, so you just have to grind newbies and Asmongold watchers to get there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was 7 wasn't it?
        Tekken 8 either has no derank protection or it's absurdly low. You can definitely derank out of Vanquisher.
        One website I'm finding says they removed it outright and the other says you can drop to Cavalry but not lower and I can't be assed to look any more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My bad it's Warrior where you can lose points and demote.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they are essentially teal ranks in 7

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its amazing how they practically ruined this games reputation so quickly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fYl8xQD.png

      The absolute state of tekken

      I'm out of the loop, what happened with Tekken 8?

      t. played only tekken dark ressurection

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it has new mechanics so everyone's b***hing and moaning. happens every time a new fighting game comes out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game released without any microtransactions and with decent balance relative to past release versions but slanted towards hyperaggression.
        The first big patch added a cash shop and nerfed those who didn't need any at all as well as a few outliers and also buffed or left untouched most of the truly degenerate characters.
        The second big patch released a truly pathetic paid battle pass and Eddy who is profoundly hard to decode visually because capoeira is a meme irl let alone in tekken games where everything looks like mids and lows and they in their infinite stupidity decided to lock the lab behind character ownership. They also fundamentally changed a couple base systems to indirectly nerf one main abuser and broke some of the more difficult strings that combo enthusiasts enjoyed.
        It really has been wall to wall frickery and cunning merchantry.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why Street Fighter 6 has more players than Tekken 8.
          >SF6 is at 20k
          >T8 is at 11k
          Yup Yup, SF won.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's destroyer now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally one button makes you better than more than 50% of the playerbase
      absolute state

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to be able to see the words on any of this?
        Any less pixels and it may as well be radio.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't even stop for a fricking second
      Lmaooo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sad part is victor is the same

        And the game lets you do this because it's for braindead monkeys. Amazing.

        it'll filter out most people who don't know. That makes up like 70 percent of players lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the fact that you just know he realised what was going on, thought he could counter it and still lost to it.

      Controller was smashed that day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attack moves him forward automatically
      Tekken is so gay now, lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I fear not the player who makes 10,000 inputs once, but I fear the player who makes one input 10,000 times"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jej

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual martial arts approve of this mastery of pressing x

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I fear not the player who makes 10,000 inputs once, but I fear the player who makes one input 10,000 times"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there any mixup in that 3333 string or can they literally just block it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you block the first three hits, you are negative as frick when you enter stance, this is not even close to a solved thing people are just impatient as frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, in that one button combo you enter two different stances, first handstand then a low stance. You can really frick with people use to the 3 combo by moving forward while low/handstand or doing 4 during the handstand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can just block it. If the opponent never touches the controller the round will end in a draw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but the bot keeps spamming the button no matter what is funny as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >capoeira
      >guy looks like a detroit crimer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the power of Black Excellence?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the power of the lack of critical thinking skills the average gamer has. It's sad how gamers devolved from bookish nerds to degenerate slackers who get outsmarted by "meatheads".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jay Gould, the former owner of a social network and video site called Bolt.com that was started in the nineties but shut down this past fall following bankruptcy at the hands of a Universal Music Group lawsuit, has launched a new advertising network for casual gaming sites called Gamers Media.
          Chad was a gamer all along.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heheheheh now that is some hot garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      capoeira was a fighting style created by slaves who wanted to learn how to defend themselves or fight back against their slave masters but had to learn to do so through underhanded means without being noticed, thus leading to all the different "dance" seeming moves in it

      did they really have to give that style specifically to the Black person of all things? cause if we go by their logic, this would be racist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >battle ruler Paul just plugged after getting 3-0'd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Capoeira is a joke of a fighting style, no one else practices it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know
          https://wiki.gbl.gg/w/Capoeira_Fighter_3:_Ultimate_World_Tournament

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Played the demo online. Good shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Capoeira is a joke of a fighting style, no one else practices it.

        It's mostly seen as a dance really, no one practices capoeira for fighting in real life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon he's Brazilian, it's not like they could do much else.
        On that note it's funny how they made Eddy look like Neymar in this game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's Brazilian, it's not like they could do much else
          jiu jitsu

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            when I read that post I knew there was gonna be a moron that would say this lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://m.twitch.tv/jimmashima
      Seems stuck on Destroyer unfortunately, also it sometimes gets stuck on the rematch screen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. This exposes the scrubs who uses flowchart pattern instead of analyzing their opponents playstyle and adapting to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that expose it? If anything it shows that if you just flowchart 3333 you will be better than 50% of the playerbase.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          less than half of playerbases even beat games on normal mode
          Most people probably ragequit online after losing once and never learned how to play

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glad I decided to drop the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried blocking or sidestepping to get out of literal glue eater ranks?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can't adapt to a simple pattern
        Ganker is literally exhibiting DSP-like behavior

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The simple pattern is that Tekken sucks over and over again. Post another frog

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're stuck in the equivalent of bronze ranks. You don't even know how to play

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro the best players in the world are calling it shit KEK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those are about the heat mechanic, a very specific mechanic you don't get from mashing 3. You got filtered from very predictable and punishable mashing, not a meter install that allows for strong oki.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't even get past 1 button combo. That means you never encountered people who use Heat mechanics and wall/floor breaks. Go ahead argue even more. You are just exposing yourself for being like DSP.

                >pros literally saying the game is shit
                >B-BUT LE YOUUUUUUU BUT LE MADE UP YOUUUUU THOUGH
                holy seething pajeet shills

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the game might be shit but its not specifically because of a one button combo. You pointing at pro opinions in response to a webm of a bot using one button to beat someone who cant play the game is moronation

                Im mediocre at Tekken, dislike many aspects of 8 and even i wouldnt say i dont like it because of this bot. sotp being a spastic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The game isn't shitty "because" there's a character that can literally mash 1 button and be better than half the playerbase
                The game is shitty for the same reason there is a character that can do that.
                It's simply emblematic of the game's core design philosphy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A goldfish is better than 65% of the Elden Ring playerbase and most likely more since most people summoned. Most people aren't good at video games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Has to use multiple inputs
                Man that fish is a scrub

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't even get past 1 button combo. That means you never encountered people who use Heat mechanics and wall/floor breaks. Go ahead argue even more. You are just exposing yourself for being like DSP.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                listening to pro play. lmao. most players are orange/red they patch around those.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are combo chains so long and unbreakable in this game? the bot literally does like half health and a chain of 3 combos with 1 button

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think each 33 moves him into another stance and he cycles through 3 stances

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a ugly ans shitty game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, even fighting games are auto battlers now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they really gave him the broke buck zoomer cut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >same button produces a different move everytime
      ???????????

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a combo string. 3333 produces an auto combo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember doing a similar thing back in Smash 4, seeing how long I could last in a free-for-all battle by just spamming the attack button and nothing else. But even that game was smart enough to notice I was just spamming and kicked me from the match; the fact that a competitive e-sports-ready game like this doesn't have such a simple mechanism is baffling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why shiuld they do that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well it's not really fun versing a bot that just spams one move. This game is kind of broken in that the single button press puts out a consistently-hitting strong combo that launches the player forward so it's effective.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Well it's not really fun versing a bot that just spams one move
            You have a source for that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a consistently-hitting strong combo that launches the player forward so it's effective
            There isn't anything effective about doing the exact same string over and over.
            It doesn't matter that it moves forward or that it mixes in lows when you always know it's coming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normie fighting games disgust me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Normie
        >posts porn to garner attention and replies (this is his only source of human interaction for the day)
        Every time I hop by here again, I'm reminded of how much brown hordes and the election ruined this (already shit) board.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          porn
          It's a fighting game, tardlet normie zoomer tourist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fairy Fighting
        peak sexo fighting game
        Years later I still laugh when remembering the Rape Raging Demon super

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kekken "players"
      being exposed like crazy

      >Spanish troony GTA V streamer got to top17 in evo japan
      It's literally more of a party game than smash

      The FGC died with Evo, after the corpse was purchased by snoy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        /v/'s schrodinger's troony, xe is both everyone who is better at video games than himself or should be bad and any game is a joke if a trans woman can get top 17.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like typical fighting game slop. homies complain about single spam move in literally all of them but maybe the genre isn’t so complex that spamming a single button is cheap and instantly beats the bottom 95% of the playerbase. Play rts or arena shooter if you want an actual competitive 1v1 game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whoa, i want to play at least dying genres, not completely dead ones.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can assure you sc2 100% has more players than kekken+sf6 counting all platforms combined. aoe2 and maybe even wc3 have more monthly players than a lot of “popular” fighting games. Stick to button mashing ape, we don’t want you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the last random statistic i heard in regards to how extremely dead and abandoned SC2 is that SC:Brood War has more players.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about? StarCraft 2 is deader than dead to the point where it is about as active as QL and WC3 got BTFO thanks to Blizz forcing the shittiest remake known to man on everyone. AoE2s got 3 different versions of itself floating around and even with all of them combined they still barely reach 2k players, RTS might be the one genre that is just completely dead as not even indies are making more of them now, even arena shooters have a shitty indie release once every 2 years or so

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              aoe2 has more players on steam than any fighting game (SF6 likely beats it if you add console playerbase). dunno about other rts.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >barely reach 2k players
              https://steamdb.info/app/813780/
              Are you moron can't even read??

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see you're attempting to LARP as an RTS player, and failed spectacularly. Here, let me fill you in, everyone's playing pirated EU4. Go forth and pretend you're speaking from a superior position in some other Ganker thread.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >aoe2 and maybe even wc3 have more monthly players than a lot of “popular” fighting games
            you don't seem to comprehend how bad reforged fricked wc3 in the ass
            i was recently replaying the singleplayer campaign and every time I booted up the game the global chat of all online players never exceeded 20 people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RTS and arena shooters would still be alive if they were playable by mashing one button. That's what gamers want.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fortnite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RTS
        >Arena shooter
        lol, lmao even. I would still play Arena shooters if it wasn't for the fact that I'd only be playing with bots, the same geriatric fricks that I've been playing with since 1999 or Gaylo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is mostly a Tekken problem, ignore the seething kekken cuckolds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Works in every other game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not in SF6, tekken troony

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it does

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                prove it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, this is against a CPU.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A level 4 CPU isn't a human online. It's an easy mode
                CPU made for children.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many clips are out there of minute-long JP blockstring/lockdowns? You could never get away with this shit in Tekken at a tournament level outside of pools

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jp was genuinely the most overrated character in a game where fricking luke exists. but i'm an anime player, 90 year long blockstrings are literally nothing to me and people that complain about it don't like fighting games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >getting spammed out is mostly a Tekken problem
              >every game is full of spam, if you like it then you aren't real fighting games
              Odd

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                getting put in a block string is not spam lol, getting zoned out by the zoner is not spam. theres no way you are equivocating a block string to mashing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my superior blockstring versus their brainless mashing
                >my glorious zoning versus their scummy spam
                >my genius reads versus their moronic guessing
                Ah, my mistake

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah no if a zoner is throwing out his zoning tools im not saying he's spamming, i'm saying he's playing his fricking character lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eddy going crazy on the 3/4 keys is his character so it's not spam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not spamming if the character is meant to be played this way?
                Couldn't it be said that every character who uses their tools is playing how they are played? If you're just throwing out moves because 'you're supposed to', then there is no such thing as spam because anyone can just say that they're 'supposed to' be mashing out attacks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm specifically talking about zoners, their entire tool kit revolves around them "spamming" and revolving around their different types of "spam" it's clearly different from a ryu throwing fireballs over and over, it's just weird to say a zoner is spamming when if he didn't a good 90% of his toolkit is just gone.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its not spamming because zoners are MEANT to spam
                Either any game with built-in spam mechanics is a spam game, or that other anon is right and Eddybot isn't spamming because the character is MEANT to be mashing kick buttons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Gankercels love to larp about playing completely dead games?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because if it's dead you can't check them so they can just say whatever they want

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember kids, the less knowledge you have about something, the more confidently you can speak on the subject.
        Prime example here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But his is right. You cant win any match of Fortnite mashing single button input.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >click mouse 1
            >win

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post video how you do that.
              Pro tip:
              >you cant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Simple click on person into they die.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am still waiting for you video.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just pressing 3 five times does 50% damage
      What the actual frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's a reason Tekken isn't considered a fighting game. It's more of a party game like Smash Bros, a true fighting game is something like Street Fighter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a society where tekken players learned to block

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blocking is useless unless you know the opponent's moveset (100-300 moves) by heart

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. If you don't recognize the 300ms gap in their offense where it's your turn they'll just continue attacking and eventually catch you with a mixup.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >instead of blocking because you don't know le moves you should le just get hit by them
              lmao fricking moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blocking will get you nowhere. You'll still get hit because the string has a low. The game is about attacking. You have to activate heat and ATTACK.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's called blocking and then punishing
                3ddy literally just stands there stance switching for a good 700ms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, once you know his 300 moves by heart you can do that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just get le hit
                >never block just get hit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Blocking does not prevent getting hit, only delays it. You have to attack! Never stop attacking!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Harada.
                Gonna keep jerking off about how le heckin aggression is all that matters?
                Can you add a second heat meter too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eddy doesn't even have 300 moves and most of his attacks are just parts of the same string. He effectively has around 50 and it isn't hard to learn what your opponent is doing in first to 3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in DoA you would just keep using hold when you realize it only does hi kicks
      pretty sad how tekken is way more popular, but i imagine if holds were in the game the playerbase would be decimated since you cant play like this eddy bot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, now watch them cope and say this is unique to Tekken 8. I seriously believe anyone who plays Tekken and treats it like it's meaningfully complex is a complete moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does this manage to simultaneously show that tekken players are moronic AND that eddy is busted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Highly doubtful, you sell DLC characters by making them overpowered. Harada knows this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes which is why Ganryu absolutely dominated Tekken 7.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Leroy was in that very pack lmfao kekkengay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah okay so it doesn't count.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marduk (to an extent), fahk, lidia, julia, geese and kuni were all turbo fricking privileged characters

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leroy Smith

                Lei

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leroy and Zafina.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Leroy Smith

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guilty Gear has zero issue selling DLC characters that are meh

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it's the first opportunity for a life long fan of a character to play it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can’t wait for all the Dizzy mains excited to play her for the first time in S4

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just look at all the A.B.A. fans playing her I am yet to vs a single one

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I played nothing but A.B.A.s like a week after she came out then most people went back to their mains.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair, I was out camping when she came out so I missed the initial hype cycle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >does beginner ranks prove anything
        no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eddy is absolutely top tier because of his ability to force 50/50s and privilege frames.
          Eddy is busted because he literally gets a whole ass bnb from mashing 3

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            none of those matter when you can just duck or sidestep for a full combo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My god, fighting games are so fricking shit, I'm so glad I don't play this garbage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one asked scrub

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my bias has been confirmed
        I'm happy for you anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/fYl8xQD.png

        The absolute state of tekken

        it's destroyer now

        how many people think this is high rating? so many randos are like "hehehe it's DESTROYER" like if you're under 250k you're dogshit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron, it's not about it being "high rating" in any kind of absolute sense (not that there is an "absolute sense"). the fact that it's not hardstuck warrior (the highest rank you can't demote from) is already outrageous enough when it's ACTUALLY, LITERALLY, NON-FIGURATIVELY, WITHOUT USE OF METAPHORIC EXAGGERATION just constantly mashing one button, never stopping never blocking. now whether it's more about the playerbase or the game design being outrageously moronic is up to debate i guess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ase or the game design being outrageously moronic
            In the case of Eddie, it is.ine Tekken has bad design choices of the knowledge check strings, Eddie cranks this problem beyond 9000.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you mashed punch in street fighter I don't think you would even get past the lowest starter rank. You would struggle to win a single game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SF is hard at the most casual level, but everything above that and Tekken is way harder.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, SF is a real fighting game and Tekken is a spammy, poorly constructed mess of mechanics where the only skill is memorising frame data. you're confused because Tekken takes 1000+ hours of memorisation to go beyond spam and resemble a real fighting game but once you've memorised all that shit and wrangled all that pointless frame data it's merely a shitty version of what street fighter is at minute 1.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fireball spam

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jump you moron. There is no analogy the Tekken spam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks eddy's 3,3 is some kind of unblockable combo
                oh no it's moronic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks eddy and this 1 move is the only spammy move in the entire game
                >He thinks Tekken isn't built to accommodate this kind of spam
                >He thinks it's normal and that all FGs operate the same way
                Kek, you need to leave your cave of ignorance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fighting games operate on similar principles because there's only so many ways two people can fight lmao. Funnily enough when Nintendo puts their own spin on the formula you morons cry and say it's not a real fighting game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fighting games operate on similar principles because there's only so many ways two people can fight
                t. someone who literally only plays tekken and nothing else

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're about to tell me that Puyo Puyo is a fighting game I will slap you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like someone missed the t-spin

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Puyo Puyo is a better game than Tekken.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                puyo puyo unironically requires more skill, execution, decision making than tekken 8 does

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't worry i saw you guys also posted the clip where you're all mystified by reina's 1,1,2 combo as well. i have no doubt in my mind about your capability to lose to one move spam. i am fully knowledged about your incompetency as you have laid it out so far.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please continue to cope about how Tekken currently and always has favoured spammy gorilla gameplay, continue to cope about how Tekken drives all it's serious players bald because they still lose to random bullshit thousands of hours in and it makes them want to punch themselves for being moronic when the game is merely operating as intended. Keep pouring your life into the COD of fighting games that can't even match its low budget sister series. Keep memorising that never ending dictionary of frame data just so you can avoid knowledge checks instead of playing your opponent the way you do in every other fighting game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tekken drives all it's serious players bald because they still lose to random bullshit thousands of hours in and it makes them want to punch themselves for being moronic when the game is merely operating as intended.
                you lost the plot a tiny bit, serious players have issues with the heat system, the bound system before it, no one who plays tekken seriously is concerned with one move spam.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one who plays tekken seriously is concerned with one move spam
                this homie doesn't know about asiatics seething at azucena lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no one who plays tekken seriously is concerned with one move spam
                knee literally went on a schizo rant about xiaoyu aop d for a month straight only for her to not get nerfed. tekken pros complain the absolute MOST about shit like this out of any fighting game community ever, it's genuinely unhinged.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, this has always been a feature of the Tekken audience, they flip the frick out constantly and are always raging and it's because their thousands of hours of frame data memorisation and grind are being trivialised by spam. This is now surfacing as endless rage about win quitting, calling them pluggers or whatever moronic name they had to invent for them. they get fricked by a moronic spammer and are denied their second chance to redeem themselves and it drives them insane.

                Think about this for 5 seconds, you aren't mad when someone win quits if the match itself was a fair competition of skill, you are mad when you feel a shitty player scammed you out of a win. No other fighting game had this much whining about win quitting even with the constant casualisation and narrowing of their skill bands, old school fighting games had no complaining about this at all beyond the most autistic players. Tekken is on its own level of bullshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's should be noted that these same extreme feelings of frustration are induced by luck based bullshit games that intentionally repress skilled competition like mario party, mario kart, hearth stone, overwatch and games where there are factors outside your control like LOL or Dota.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jumps
                >still hit by fireball hitbox

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can just parry fireballs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cant successfully time a jump over a fireball
                I'm sorry you are moronic, even my grand mother can jump over a goomba in mario. Stick to tekken

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Point is you need over 9000 more precise timing to jump over fireball comparing to spamming fireball.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, all fireball spam is just as easy to avoid as a goomba, what makes it scary is the other player planning around you jumping in or blocking. There is no such thing as scary fireball spam with no follow up therefore a 1 move spam that actually hits anyone like in Tekken is impossible

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok just admit you're too dumb for anything more complicated than the shoryuken/hadoken formula.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guarantee you that you can just make a moron controls macro for honda and get into master that way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Tekken is shit and SF fans have been telling you this for decades. It's fricking hilarious that they gaslit the entire fgc into believing Tekken 7 was not only a "good" fighting game but the most complex one.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SF players have been relentlessly sucking Capcom's dick for a decade despite Capcom just shitting down their throats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn’t stop SF6 from being a vastly superior game

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not. Only Nippon cares about it now and that's because Capcom is paying off a huge amount of streamers and influencers to retain interest in the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's mogging kekken on Steam, a platform with no japs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a platform with no japs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only during Jap hours. The game is dead outside of Jap hours and the sales are shit unless they put it on fire sale.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                holy cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SF V was so shit it almost killed my interest in the genre, I turned to Tekken to find a replacement and was horrified when I realised it was even worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MvC is dead, Ono fricked up so hard he got fired, SFV was shit on just as hard, if not harder than Tekken 8, you are coping and delusional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So..is that button good or not Tekken players? Or is that just knowledge check button?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fine and gonna catch out morons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any button is good when you're a moronic Victor player who hasn't quite figured out the block button

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skills
      >no one ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fightans are a meme genre exclusively propped up by boomers who can't let go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the other player is just bad

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.twitch.tv/jimmashima
    holy shit lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eddy v eddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >about to get demoted
      It's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HO LEE FOOK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even mote hilarious players who beat him do it's mostly by trapping bot on wakeups.
      Mash 3 Eddie bot absolutely crushes neutral game even against players he losses to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep in mind he's getting streamsniped too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >open stream
      >Gets a PERFECT
      wew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, hold on.
        The King he was facing went from losing by Perfect to getting 3 Perfects against the bot, by spamming one move.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad Tekken is finally exposed as the shitty kusoge it always was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hardstuck yellow
      it's over

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this like just pressing med kick in street fighter or something? Never played Tekken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like that, except every character has target combos. And Eddy in particular has stance transitions attached to his target combos. So if you mash left kick over and over, you will get a sequence of moves that puts him into a stance. Now mashing that same button gives you a different sequence of moves that puts you into a different stance. And so on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would except someone mashing m.K in SF can easily be countered by a competent player by spamming fireball or proper spacing.
      Mashing 3 with eddy has autocombos, moves you forward, and gives constant 50/50s.
      Even smash doesn't let you do this btw.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember doing a similar thing back in Smash 4, seeing how long I could last in a free-for-all battle by just spamming the attack button and nothing else. But even that game was smart enough to notice I was just spamming and kicked me from the match; the fact that a competitive e-sports-ready game like this doesn't have such a simple mechanism is baffling.

        Well it's not really fun versing a bot that just spams one move. This game is kind of broken in that the single button press puts out a consistently-hitting strong combo that launches the player forward so it's effective.

        literally lol'ing at kekken fans, not even DOA has this issue, not even smash or MK. Also a troony doms the game LMAO worse than the black furry somehow in MK, Never say you the most skilled fightan again LMAO. KEKKEN EXPOSED

        >smash babbys want to literally ban using the same move over and over
        Y'all really haven't evolved even one bit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I forget zoomers are too young to know about brawl meta knight. Go watch a video essay or something zoom zoom then report back.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There’s a lot more to that post then just banning MK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially, watch the webm

      it's destroyer now

      It's just spamming the same combo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine easy mode controls where you mash a single button and the game does the work for you except it's not on easy mode and mashing a single button by design gives you viable combos and pressure, he was deliberately designed like this to bring back memories of peoples youths where they picked eddy, mashed kicks and won.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The absolute state of tekken
    There's an old as frick MK where you can beat the entire game by just holding up and kick.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought tekken was the HARD fighting game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken is "hard" because it's hard to consistently beat facerolling morons. If you're a casual who doesn't care about consistency, it's fairly accessible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      90% of tekken's popularity is exactly because you can mash literally randomly and the character will do things that look like fighting. Even the old games are very mash friendly in a casual setting.
      Harada described it that way himself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eddy was like this in his first game (3). Back then you had a decent backdash though so you didn't need to know shit about eddy to nuke it. But they've crippled backdashes all the way to Tekken 4 tier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >so you didn't need to know shit about eddy to nuke it.
          Apparently now his also has vet good hitboxes/hurtboxes and animation frames on his strings so it's very difficult to interrupt him from distance, his moves interrupt/evade opponents moves. That part of the moves us less obvious and isn't listed like frame list.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        90% of Tekken's popularity comes from people playing Tekken 3 when they were a kid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And that's because the characters feel the same. I didn't play between 3 and 7 and was able to do all the moves automatically when I got back in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the best part about it: IT IS.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      now get ready for the 500 reply thread of fighting game gays coping and seething

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is but it comes with pay to win options.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken isn't hard by any means. The "hard" part is memorizing moves, it's not even about playing good really.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was hard, then by mid Tekken 7 it was made easy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only difficulty comes from a bloated roster with even more bloated move lists. Tekken 8 being successful with normies has shown without a shadow of a doubt that Tekken 'pros' are some of the absolute scrubiest and lowest skill ceiling 'pros' in the FGC. It's hilarious seeing them all getting exposed and crying that they're only losing the yoshimitsu SpongeBob cosplay because the game is too easy lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, buddy see you when JDCR wins evo again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not hard as much as it is characters have a lot of combos to learn and be aware of in higher ranks. It’s not hard to pickup and play if you have a foundation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken is unironically more casual than Mortal Kombat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the entire hoopla around this game at launch was that it's in the most accessible state it's ever been including an auto combo mode which i'm sure could be programmed as a bot as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken has a very high skill ceiling due to the literal dictionary of knowledge checks there are.
      However, the skill floor is literally rock bottom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get that idea
      Blood Roar was the hard 3D fighter
      The whole reason Tekken is the one that became popular and endured was because it was easier
      Tekken was always considered a simpler game in the realm of fighters
      Maybe you got this idea because you saw SF players or someone complaining their game was simplified but you have to realize those games were always more complex than Tekken and still are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't you be posting your wojaks nubi?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken is hard in the same way it's hard to win a rock paper scissors or mario party tournament, I don't know why people are so fricking dumb they confuse hyper compressed skill bands and luck with difficulty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tekken appeases mashers way too hard and rewards people for not actually playing tekken

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played Tekken since 4. Why are all the character designs so terrible now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meds now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And don't give that "4" shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No clue, might be the gradual move for more realistic and detailed graphics? Probably just that, heck SF6 has the same issue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With sf6 it's the engine, even if i dislike some designs the concept design looks good in general, even lily who looks like a goblin looks fine.
        I hate t8 graphics the most because even if t7 looked like shit moves were clean to see and stuff electrics had impact, also forced TAA always looks like a blurry mess and even if you manage to disable you still have a bunch of annoying particles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another part of it is a push for modern and "stylish" designs. Look at Eddy here he's basically unrecognizable now except for his moveset.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    casuals ruined video games

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    arent all fighting games like this? people trying to play the game losing to casuals button mashing is a tale as old as time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, other fighting games wouldn't move you forward like this. Even on auto combos it wouldn't be any good also.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melty bloods doesn't have this problem

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JUMP C JUMP C JUMP C JUMP C

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that’s why it’s deader than dead

        JUMP C JUMP C JUMP C JUMP C

        >rising jA
        >Counter!
        Heh…nothing personnel, KID

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mashy Blood would absolutely have that problem released into modern matchmaking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No and it's not really a problem in Tekken after you learn the game. I think it's only an issue if you're really new and still learning. Just blocking makes 333 super punishable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other games aren't nearly so bad but, yeah, dealing with some moron mashing is hard for newer players in every game. I don't think there's many genres where dealing with a dude playing like an idiot isn't a common hurdle really. Like, it's gonna be hard for someone new to shooters to deal with five guys just rushing the site through smoke with P90s in CS. It's probably pretty damn hard dealing with a zerg rush when you're new to RTS. Part of learning a game is learning how to stop your opponent from getting away with shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There wouldn't be legendary tales like Gandhi vs FSP if it was that common.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, this has never been true of SF which is why it historically filtered most casuals. Tekken and soul calibur were always built to accommodate people who liked to mash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who was Eddie of the SC?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember kilik and maxi being spam lords when I was a kid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nightmare. When I was a kid I could just mash his sword buttons and usually dish out over half the life bar with just 1-2 touches.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is literally worse than a bot mashing 3
    the absolute state of RPGgays

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn’t work in street fighter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could probably get to gold in SF6 with modern assist combos. The fact is these ranking systems where you can't rank down or the point loss is softened makes the bottom ranks super inflated. SF6 Master 1500 is the equivalent of SFV Super Platinum.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You could probably get to gold in SF6 with modern assist combos
        100%
        Gold is where I got to before "taking a break" and a good 60% of my matches were against modern users just mashing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but you won't make it past iron if all you do is mash 1 button, you still need an operator. Only Tekken allows you to win games with absolutely no input.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could easily program an e honda bot to do this same garbage. all fighting games have noob traps. you think dunkey is actually good at guilty gear and got to the top floor by being a good player, or did he just find a charge character and spam the most plus option?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really lmao it's literally impossible to do this one button mashing in SF6, otherwise you'd see the same thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          arent there literally "simple combos" and "simple" styles in sf6?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SF bots are a little more complex, there is timestamps to see the moments when the bot do its thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, sfgays are coping hard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it could happen then do it. Even with as mashy as Tekken 8 Eddy is he can't even get out of orange ranks. There isn't any character as mashy as 3ddy in SF and orange is such a low rank I doubt a one button bot could make it past silver.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you think dunkey is actually good at guilty gear and got to the top floor by being a good player, or did he just find a charge character and spam the most plus option?
        Funny you should say that, I coped about this specifically every time I think about the short period of time I played Strive and only hit floor 10 with Millia despite having played anime fighters on and off for years while Dunkey hit Celestial doing as you just said with May. I STILL cope and tell myself it's because I tried playing a character harder than I could pull off. I like to think I redeemed myself hitting S+ in Rising

        ;_;

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunkey's weird that despite being a variety hour comedy goblin, he actually does have a love for fighting games. How many people are going to post a fricking VF1 shitpost

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you can't, key to Honda's spam is actively blocking and avoiding shit while waiting for the opportunity to spam his headbutt. You cannot, no matter how scrubby the character, replicate this 1 button spam offensive.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isnt surprising at all lol, destroyer is a low as frick rank, expect this thing to even out at garyu

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds accurate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It always boggles my mind how some people don't attempt trial and error and just lock-in the same flowchart. It's like those Elden Ring players that would choose to jump R2 even if they constantly go punished or lost too much stamina.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          muscle memory is a b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tries to wait and stand up after the beam whiffs
        >the hitbox lingers and catches him anyway
        lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homo-genius
        A wonderful blast to the past, I really appreciate this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      42 is still the best
      and the ken tauntkill one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggman is in tekken?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he fightin robotnik?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come this doesn't work in a game like Street Fighter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you probably could by finding a move that moves you forward

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe like SFIV Bison roundhouse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBQ5AS1kqBM
        but even then you have to at least walk into range or you die to fireballs, it doesn't do a combo, it doesn't do a blockstring, it doesn't quickrise or reversal for you, I think it would do much worse.
        Strive Sol f.S is the only other button I can think of, maybe it would get to floor 3 or something.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New (lol) Tekken chars start out OP then get nerfed in a later update

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last good Tekken (and SC too why not) game, where it was about skill, and not ridiculous combos and juggling and mashing and OP bullshit?
    I want to say Tekken Tag, but Eddy still existed.
    Also SC5 went down bullshit route too turning counters into rock/paper/scissors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IMO SC2 was the peak of the series overall but SC3 is still great and has more content. Every game after 2 and 3 all got glaring problems, so your enjoyment of the rest of the series boils down to personal preference, I enjoyed SC6 a lot despite the RPS mechanics being too prevalent. The things I hope that the devs have learned after 3 fricking games (not counting spinoffs) is:
      >SP content is king in SC as shown with pretty much every "Best SC game" list having 2/3 at the top or close to it
      >No seriously, SP content makes or breaks this fricking series and every attempt at making it more Esports focused has failed miserably
      >Embrace the customisation aspects of the game since it is what has brought people into the series after SP content got slashed
      >They need to get rid of their weird obsession with combos and counter mechanics, weapon based combat is supposed to be more neutral heavy simply because a sword, spear, dagger or axe is deadly if it just manages to nick you once in the wrong place.

      Now, I'm not saying that they should go full autismo realism sim but we already have multiple fightan for techies, Bandai has made multiple of them themselves, so it's better if SC is just allowed to be its own thing. Just let the game be "casual" ffs, there is nothing wrong with it not being filled with gimmicks and overtly "complex" mechanics, they already have that with fricking Tekken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to say with tekken because I played thousands of hours of 3 and it didn't have moronic juggles that we knew of but I did abuse the frick out of Xiaoyu's ability to hit people on the ground, like if you get a knockdown or juggle you won't get much in the air but you get it on the ground instead so It's six of one vs half dozen of the other but at least everyone doesn't have to pretend gravity doesn't exist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I played thousands of hours of 3 and it didn't have moronic juggles that we knew of
        simply put you were not good or aware

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anon links me a youtube video
          >for a game I was playing in 1997
          We didn't have immediate access to information back then like we do now you moronic c**t. We had prima guides and the people in our immediate vincinity. Best I ever got for finding information on a game in the 90s was a list of calibration figures for toyota carollas on Gran Turismo, that shit was fire on my car thobeit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was an arcade player in the late 90s, we had combos in T3 and TTT
            A character had to have pretty exceptional combo filler to be able to go past 3-4 hits though, I hate the bound shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was just in a college town, prima didn't talk about juggle combos so we didn't know them. All of it was groups of dudes in dorms or apartments smoking blunts and passing the controller and you'd get someone from one group visiting another at best to spread info.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zaibatsu forums had everything annotated, everyone laughed at prima guide users on the internet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              okay homie, you guys were the vast minority though so it's not like your experience mirrored everyone at the time. Even a decade after when we're talking when internet access was more widespread about few people who played a game ever talked about it online

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Weird cope when you could've just said you're moronic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't know about thing so it never existed

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >anon remembers posting about tekken on a forum with a couple dozen other people in 1997
                >this means that everyone playing tekken then was doing that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.
                Glad you agree.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zaibatsu forums did not even exist in 1998 little liar

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zaibatsu forums in 1998? Damn son. You have a funny definition of "everyone".

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GO IHATEN GO

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try to look this up on twitch
    >live but doesn't come up in the search bar when you type it in, you have to go to through the search in a new window
    >twitch is censoring this bot from search results
    lol

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FIGHTING GAMES NEED SIMPLER CONTROLS!!!!
    >you can play Tekken with 1 button
    >they still get filtered
    lol what the frick

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    racism lost 🙁 1 to 1

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a fightinggay but haven't people been meming about Eddy being a button mash character since literally the PS1 era?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes this is nothing new. He is also a DLC character who you aren't allowed to lab and aren't even allowed to control in replays unless you bought him. His kit is also extremely obtuse and awkward because literally everything he does visually looks like it could be a mid or low so it's really obnoxious to deal with and is 100% a knowledge check legacy character. It's why scrubs love using him, and also why scrubs get so much success with him. Just watch the web, and you can see why it is so effective. It's honestly shocking how relentlessly he goes at it in the string and if you aren't familiar with him it's going to be miserable. Eddy, Hwoarang, Lee, and a few others are like this. I honestly hate these frickers and I don't know why they leave them like this. Legacy players know how their bullshit works so it's completely redundant, but everyone else hates it. If these characters are ever DLC it means you can't even sit in training mode to learn how the nonsense works. To make matters worse, everything they do looks exactly the same and are based on reused animations that are almost 30 years old now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good news, Azucena is also bullshit and she's new!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is, biggest issue is that Tekken 7 brought in a ton of new fighting game players that don't know how to block for low attacks, and also tekken 8 has really fricked damage right now so characters that are meant to be fast hit disproportionately hard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the rep tekken has always had and what the players deal with every time from non-tekken players.

      >the guy that kept eating combos and claims the entire game is about who gets launched first
      >the button masher beating people who don't know their frame data or how to punish
      >the guy that thinks mashing 10-strings is what the good players do

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the funniest part about this is that it doesn't even really need a "bot"
    if your controller has a turbo function you can do this, just tape the button down and walk away. Even on console.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RACISM WON!!!!!!!!

    CALL TWITCH CHAT THEY'RE CRYING!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit gay homosexual fricker "games"

    Literal meme genre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. lost to a bot

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coming from the perspective of a complete outsider, how dire is this for the state of tekken's playerbase?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is how shit has been since 3, eddy is a scrub killer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's still in scrub ranks, so it's a blow up to casuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken has always been scrubby since forever. Give it a year and everyone's gimmicks will be solved or nerfed and the same old passive keep away playstyle will dominate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not dire at all.
      Eddy mashing 3 has always been a thing to cheese people out.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tekken 8 is a regression
    theres nothing it does better than 7

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you fall for a moron

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are these the games you fighting games fans are claiming to be harder then league and dota

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just tekken though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, league players can't even beat a mashing bot

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Tekken, is there a reason his opponents can't just meaty him after getting one hit to easily win?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meaty doesn't exist in kekken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really? You mean, like, the opponent can attack with invuln after a knockdown, no resource requirement or anything? I would HATE dealing with that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of what you said is how Tekken works.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could you explain what causes meaties not to exist, then? The concept confuses me, given how universal meaties are to the genre

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              opponent can delay his wakeup and now your meaty is a whiff. of course the bot is just mashing 3 and won't delay, but his opponents don't know that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can delay your wake up in most fighters, they're usually called delay techs

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not SF6, the most important fighting game rn

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Delay tech is not the same as picking when to wakeup. You can stay lying on the ground for the entire round if you want in tekken.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meaties do exist. You're talking to people probably don't even play.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even know what meaties are moron. It simply doesn't exist in kekken because the oki play is moronic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can meaty you fricking dumbass you just need to know when they're going to get up. It isn't fricking hard you just need to use a shoulder or axe kick with a ton of active frames.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can meaty you fricking dumbass you just need to know when they're going to get up
                >you just need to know when they're going to get up
                lmao you're a fricking moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but variable wakeup timings don't mean meaties don't exist, just that you have to try and choose a timing to cover. There are plenty of games with delayed wakeups or quick getups, and meatying isn't fake in those, it's just not perfectly consistent. Some characters may even have setups that cover multiple wakeup options

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                other games have 1-2 wakeup timings, tekken has infinity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                read

                Delay tech is not the same as picking when to wakeup. You can stay lying on the ground for the entire round if you want in tekken.

                also you guys are moronic
                no one is playing tekken trying to guess wake up timing pretending that the game has "meaties" when you're basically risking a whiff, block or a wake up counter for such a low reward
                you aren't going to get a combo for this shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tekken is about hitting different heights, more so than any other fighting game.
              So you have high, medium and low hits. There's little to no "invunlerable" moves there are some which are say a high or low crush.
              Wake up also is a state in tekken so you can only do certain options such as rolling, get up attacks or fast get up.
              You can't really just do a wake up DP like SF6.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't really just do a wake up DP like SF6.
                It's funny because Harada really loves 2D games so much that the Heat engager button is basically a DP
                I don't understand, just remove 3D together if you don't like you moronic homosexual, why does everything have homing now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SF6 is more of a 3D game than Tekken 8 since it has jumps and air movement/control.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's the problem with them constantly nerfing movement. It just turns the game into an incredibly shitty and shallow 2D game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, but meaty doesn't exist because the opponent on the ground can pick when to wake up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could but they aren't good enough to recognize what he's doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's in ranks that are considered bronze. Most players there don't even know what a meaty is

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spanish troony GTA V streamer got to top17 in evo japan
    It's literally more of a party game than smash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what game? some obscure bullshit that 17 other players in the world play?
      the troony containment game atm is strive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tekken got more entrants than Strive
        cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That troony got in tekken pools moron. Also undefeated btw LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      might

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pp status?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick does tekken 8 cater to noobs when one button smashing is this effective now.

    No wonder nobody likes the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      People were doing the same with Eddy in 3. Dunno why you're larping.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40% win rate
      literal non issue

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i meam that is accurate to how Eddy has always been

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with heat and current damage eddy is far worse than ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why morons keep saying this? Previous eddy needs at least 2 buttons to get any combos, that's why the meme is mashing 3 and 4 while moving random directions like hwoarang.
      Eddy literally spamming only 3 and gives auto combos, forward movement and 50/50 is new to tekken 8.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This board does not understand fighting games
    You are all fools biting on bait, ignoring how Jim Mashima is based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It also exposes that majority of Ganker don't actually play games. What Jim Mashima is doing is giving free wins to half decent people and the brain dead flowchart players get dumpstered by 3ddy.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already 503 fights
    jesus

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but could it be that the bot simply plays so many games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just destroyed the idea of subjective experience gj

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol it is not vanquisher. It's hard stuck yellow ranks because it keeps demoting. I would like to see it get to red at least

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to tekken 8? Havent follow much about it on a while. Pre-launch seems to have a good start to it and heard some good things during the first few weeks but after that I see complaints. Was thinking on getting it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boomers mad they can't win by spamming asiaticdash all day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Non-Tekken fans that are used to flow chart gameplay from other fighting games are having a hard time adapting against scrubby mechanics which is the core gameplay in Tekken series. Pros biggest gripe is more about Heat system.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically spamming the same kick button was how I used to play Tekken against my friends on the PSP while we take turns during recess.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check the stream
    >its dominator now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that higher or lower

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lower
        It's hardstuck at yellow/orange and has been for over 15 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best part was when it took a fricking match(won 3 rounds) from someone on an 8 win streak putting an end to it and even got a Perfect on him. They fully recognized what they were doing too. Some stupid fricks in Tekken.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guy beats the bot
        >rematches
        >gets 3-0'd
        >rematches gets 3-0'd again
        Fricking how do you play against a single button 10 rounds in a row and still not pick up on what it's doing?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't know Eddy you'd think all those moves are entirely different from one another. Due to that, the 3 spamming Eddy is the ultimate gatekeeper.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a black person in this fighting game? No meme answers, please.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just another proof that the average online gamer is too moronic to press buttons properly

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Elden Ring is a better fighting game than actual fighting games.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rollslop
      >bad netcode
      >literally no moves
      >no high/low/mids

      I can tell you're bronze and would lose to 3ddy bots.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because it's easier for you to win doesn't make it better
      You literally picked the game with the most basic combat to compare to fighting games
      Souls already has PVP and it's so bad people literally mod it out of the game lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's simplicity is what makes it good. There are enough different moves.

        >rollslop
        >bad netcode
        >literally no moves
        >no high/low/mids

        I can tell you're bronze and would lose to 3ddy bots.

        >Bad netcode
        I'll give you that. Feels good when it works though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >My auto"correct" switched my "its"
          frick this shit, I hate phonegayging.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Creating a bloated moveset won't necessarily improve the game either. Also, have you forgotten that the thread topic is literally about a bot mashing the same button repeatedly and still outperforming half of the player base?

          the simplicity is what makes it bland and there aren't enough strengths and weaknesses for every attack because they have to be a one-size fits all
          It's checkers vs chess.
          For Tekken a ws1 is weak against lows, meaty mids, sidestep, blocking, and being stubby. There are so many ways to counter this extremely powerful attack you can't force a stupid 50/50 situation by doing it like you can roll in neutral because there isn't a single catch-all move that can counter every option a player has against ws1. You have to study their patterns and condition a player not to use options like using tracking moves to prevent them from sidestepping. Even then tracking moves generally can be either ducked or are slow and can be beaten by jabs, so you can't abuse the conditioning because every action has at least 3 counters. It's not just bait the roll from someone with trash reaction times and hope the netcode lets you punish.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tekken: Chess
            DS: Go
            'nuff said

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dark Souls is just rollslop with bad netcode. You guys just stalemate with zero thought besides roll and pray for a punish

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that how you cope with bad red man raping your anus?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the Souls PvP community is garbage and never end up killing me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I won't read all of that, but you can make your fantasy about muh strength and weakness for every attack. But in reality based on this thread, fighting game apparently can be played by just pressing the same button over and over again, and it will still make you better than half of the player base

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Creating a bloated moveset won't necessarily improve the game either. Also, have you forgotten that the thread topic is literally about a bot mashing the same button repeatedly and still outperforming half of the player base?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >have you forgotten that the thread topic is literally about a bot mashing the same button repeatedly and still outperforming half of the player base?
          No. Isn't this the whole point? That if the game can be dominated with one move that's a clear problem with the game's design? You're basically just proving yourself wrong.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lots of moves
            >Only one is good anyway
            vs
            >few moves but enough range among them.
            Even L2 spam in ER isn't as bad as kusoken.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Judging Tekken by newbie bronze play is pretty sad. Remember this Eddy is beating ER players, not Tekken players

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the gays always claiming how deep your games are and yet spamming a single button throws out some kind of combo. This is worse than Moonveil/rivers of blood. I remember a time when pressing one button would just spam a single animation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >soul slopper thinks pressing one button is good when it applies to her game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How did this thread attract so many Souls shitters that have never even played a Tekken game in their life
                Tekken has had one button strings since day 1 and the vast majority of strings don't naturally combo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care that Tekken was always bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a combo that is easily punishable by anyone with more than a minutes of knowledge
                Yeah no shit 3ddy is destroying rollsloppers and no one else. That's why he's hardstuck at orange and can't climb despite over 500 games.
                He looks complex to you because your entire gaming experience has been franchises where you don't have to count past 5.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Red man make you cry? Didn't think that estus cancel was fair? Didn't like the hard swap?
                The realities DS is much more deep, whereas your game has simulated complexity that's as wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Red players are free, but you can't even figure out a simple 333 string

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He looks complex
                Strawman argument.
                It's not about complexity. It's pure knowledge check character. His strings have no visual clues about there properties. Normal visual clues are like your blocked move and know you now are on advantage and can interrupt next move. Eddie has no such whatsoever.
                Disconnection bettwen animations and actual effect is never good thing any game and for PvP especially.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's an oddball, but he makes sense if you look at his body language
                when leans back that means his kick is generally going to be high and duckable, a straight or hunched over crouch is a low, and rising or standing is generally mid.
                He's a knowledge check character because he's different from every other character, but his attacks and how they work are mostly logical based on his center of gravity.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon Souls absolutely does not have "enough range"
              The whole series barely even has a basic combat triangle and that's only after ER added jumping

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you need a gay triangle for. You guys are propagandized believing all this junk. First a literal Nintendo Party game blew all you guys the frick out at the start of the decade and then some janky ARPG did it again in the next one.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally lol'ing at kekken fans, not even DOA has this issue, not even smash or MK. Also a troony doms the game LMAO worse than the black furry somehow in MK, Never say you the most skilled fightan again LMAO. KEKKEN EXPOSED

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eddy is geniunely a piece of shit p2w character with awfully telegraphed moves. Even pros at Evo are struggling with the match up.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems pretty normal to me.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when you make your fighting games for all the casuals.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tekken 8 look's pretty fun, is it possible to just switch my brain off and relax with a game like this? just mash through casual matches without having to study movesets and stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      Frick off soulshitter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you'll get hardstuck
      you can only do that vs new players or the cpu

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just gonna keep blowing people up with basic b***h strike/throw mixups in Strive

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted it yet
    https://streamable.com/kl92bs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me its

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic

        You think LTG would be able to beat him?

        Mr. Wilson would struggle and fail to adapt, as he usually does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful mental breakdown
      Thanks for sharing anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reina
      understandable mental breakdown
      however king Black folk aren't allowed to have an opinion

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks almost like virtua fighter

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is this homosexual gonna get banned?
    Using bots of any kind is against the Tekken TOS.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make a bot that just randomly presses buttons. Use either Eddy or maybe Law/Victor/Jin.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is yet another reminder that fightans are fricking dogshit and always were.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F-f-filtered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t ask scrub

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eddy presses button
    >wins
    I remember this game it was called Tekken 3

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since the ps1 days. I'm amazed that Eddie is still a cheat.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think LTG would be able to beat him?

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Must be painful reality being a fighting game fan nowdays uh?

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3ddy is now demoted in yellow ranks. All it does it teach people to recognize pattern play. I say this is a good thing. I hope someone makes a Demoman Paul or Junkyard Law.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two games with single button supers and combos asks the tough question...WHICH...is more for baby

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >589 people watching a bot spam 3 right now
    the frick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the viewer count is slowly going up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>the viewer count is slowly going up
        account ban incoming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was like 1.5K at one point

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think at the end of the day, capcom made no effort to stop modders from putting cammy in mostly naked outfits, while harada is banning modders who just want to get rid of the manly feet and no asses and small breasts.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just block lma0
    Tekken is more complex than your 2d animeshit fighter moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tekken players could not last 2 seconds against a carl clover player in blazblue

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker talking about fighting games

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-tekkek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they actually decided to publish this
      What the frick is wrong with Japs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at release
      >IS THAT A LE HECKIN JOJO REFERENCE?! is that bleach! is that dark souls?!?
      >now
      >ugh nu-kekken lol it's so cheeeesy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      peak japkino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fighting game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine because the actual final battle and webm related is unironically kino

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 3

    Huh? What xbox button is named 3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the tekken naming convention.
      2
      1 4
      3
      1 and 2 are hands
      3 and 4 are legs

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE LORD OF TEKKEN
    I WILL AIR JUGGLE YOU TO DEATH

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a game based entirely around whiff cancelable normals will forever be a joke game for moron mashers that just want to guess on 50/50s after 50/50s till the end of time.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kekken has always been shit. This isn't even exclusive to eddy, look at this shit lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look at this thing that will never happen in a real game
      It's cool to look at I guess

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that they added capos to T8. All it does is make a shit game worse.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel like anyone who plays tekken has a right to further matches with anyone else. If I keep playing with someone, fine but I'm not doing anything wrong if I don't, for whatever reason.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But fighting game gays always says how fighting games are so hard and the best competitive genre?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting games are meant to be played by children or drunks against their friends at an arcade.
      They were never difficult. Can't believe this genre even still exists and has multiple franchises receiving new entries every couple years still.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fighting games are dead loovk at their players numbers vs say LoL

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The point of fireballs isn't to damage your opponent but to condition them into making a bad move.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Parry them

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 3 a left kick? Just got into fighting games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking most of Tekken's buttons are limb based yeah. Left punch, right punch, left kick, right kick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 is the "a" button or the "x" button on PlayStation, in Tekken this is left kick yes.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forsen should come back with new character.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morons unironically comparing this to fireball
    stupid Black folk
    a fireball takes more than one button to do
    a fireball gets blocked universally
    a fireball doesn't combo
    meanwhile this garbage is literally one button, has 50/50s and has autocombo
    you guys are fricking morons who don't play fighting games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're acting like this is the first fighting game with an autocombo

      >a fireball gets blocked universally
      only against human beings
      the rank this is working at,m the people there are not sapient

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fricking moron, you don't need to guess high or low to block a fireball. Eddy's 3 mash cycles from low and high hitting moves. You are a clueless moron. Don't talk to me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't need to guess high or low to block a fireball
          You don't need to guess Eddy's 33333 because
          A) it's the same moves every single time
          B) you can just block the first string and use your heavy plus frames to interrupt the second

          You're acting like auto combos aren't trivial to block and punish for even a complete newcomer in any other game. Their function in other games is just to extend damage once you win neutral, in Tekken a combo is neutral for hundreds of not thousands of hours.

          You're acting like this string isn't trivial to block and punish (or interrupt)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to memorize how to block a fireball you stupid mouthbreathing Black person

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need to memorise how to block Eddy's 3333
              Just hold block on the move, then interrupt the next move

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie you can watch the stream and see all these people trying to interrupt the string, amazing how you morons can pretend that these solutions are easy when there's a stream right now proving that wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                There are people in this stream, at the lowest rank, who get hit by the move once or twice, realise what is happening and then get a triple perfect

                You don't need to practice it

                you could stream someone walking into 50 fireballs, that wouldn't make repeating fireballs hard to deal with

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you could stream someone walking into 50 fireballs
                The difference is that this shit will never happen, on the other hand we have a stream proving mashing 3 with eddy works.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can guarantee you they're trying to interrupt with something way too slow, or after they're getting hit by the initial move and they're minus and trying to interrupt then. You can literally just dick jab a ton of it.

                Why do Tekken players put up with it? This isn't a problem in any normal skill based game and certainly not any other major 2d fighter.

                Because despite what people want to say, there is in fact a lot of depth to what happens once people get past the mashing shit. There's a reason at the absolute highest level of play it's not Eddy spamming 3, and is instead much more compact safe play. A lot of stuff in Tekken has an answer to it, people are just unaware of it. Many 2d fighters you either don't dial in combos, though MK and MVC do come to mind, or there's answers that are invincible like DPs so the way the game functions requires a different type of knowledge. When there's 4 ways to move and a high low system, and defense is based around all of it, there's a lot to learn and you will no doubt sometimes die to things that you've forgotten how to deal with because there's so much. But good players are reminded by that initial loss what the answer is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                high/mid/low system, I'd assume most can understand what I mean though. Also I'm not saying Tekken players are geniuses or some stupid shit. It's just pattern recognition and being willing to learn things over time.

                Do you think knowledge checks make for an interesting competition? Or would you like to actually play with another human brain?

                Every FG has knowledge checks. You would just look at them differently when it comes to 2d games, like frame traps.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's trivial as long as you go into training mode and memorise the frame data, now do this for the 50000 other moves and spammy strings in the game. Now you understand why "learning" to play Tekken is boring as frick and why knowledge check simulator sucking sucks.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are people in this stream, at the lowest rank, who get hit by the move once or twice, realise what is happening and then get a triple perfect

              You don't need to practice it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is your mental capacity unable to learn a string? Does your brain hurt recognising patterns?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think knowledge checks make for an interesting competition? Or would you like to actually play with another human brain?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're acting like auto combos aren't trivial to block and punish for even a complete newcomer in any other game. Their function in other games is just to extend damage once you win neutral, in Tekken a combo is neutral for hundreds of not thousands of hours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've learned how input fireball
      >I am master of the gaming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And people wonder why Tekken tards are one of the most annoying fanbases in the entire industry. It's absolute morons who have a culture of self delusion that makes them think they are geniuses, the absolute worst combination.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're acting like this is the first fighting game with an autocombo

      >a fireball gets blocked universally
      only against human beings
      the rank this is working at,m the people there are not sapient

      And people wonder why Tekken tards are one of the most annoying fanbases in the entire industry. It's absolute morons who have a culture of self delusion that makes them think they are geniuses, the absolute worst combination.

      It's just Eddy having a string that goes into a stance that has a different string that comes from it which then goes into a different stance that has the same thing. It's funny as frick that people are losing to a knowledge gap, and you fricking morons are calling them 50/50s and autocombos. It's literally a string that once you know what it looks like, you can just crouch and kill them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need to memorize how to block a fireball you stupid mouthbreathing Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't even mention what you said about the fireball you fricking idiot.

          This isn't a new or contained problem with Tekken, there's literally a webm of a baby beating a pro player in Tekken 7 by mashing. Tekken has always been made fun of for this shit, it's only now that it's so clear and undeniable, there's a bot with thousands of people watching that is repeating this experiment 24/7

          And yes, I'm aware of that video. That's unfortunately the nature of a game where you can dial in strings. It's also quite hard to anticipate what someone is going to do when they have no idea what they're doing. That's a rough combo. It's especially frustrating for Tekken players that are mid level that have stopped mashing because they will lose to mashers despite having moved out of the phase.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do Tekken players put up with it? This isn't a problem in any normal skill based game and certainly not any other major 2d fighter.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do Tekken players put up with it?
              by not being a shitter?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you not comprehend that you are solving an issue that does not and should not exist in a skill based game? You are solving the same problem a mario kart player has to.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what do you mean? the issue is literally solved by getting better at the game, there's a reason the bot is still in yellow ranks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't a new or contained problem with Tekken, there's literally a webm of a baby beating a pro player in Tekken 7 by mashing. Tekken has always been made fun of for this shit, it's only now that it's so clear and undeniable, there's a bot with thousands of people watching that is repeating this experiment 24/7

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's literally a webm of a baby beating a pro player in Tekken 7 by mashing
          taking 1 round is not winning
          mid-high ranks is not pro levels

          you're clueless lad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek this cope. This does not happen in other fighting games yet you accept it as normal. If a 2 year old knocked out mike Tyson people would be questioning wether boxing was a sport for b***hes, not coping with i-i-its just o-one round, t-t-the baby is OP, t-the move he used is weird!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This does not happen in other fighting games

              Now keep in mind Gandhi is a pro player and not a random Ruler rank

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gandhi
                FSP, rather*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This does not happen in other fighting games

                Now keep in mind Gandhi is a pro player and not a random Ruler rank

                FSP isnt a pro player, moron.
                He's fricking shit at fighting games and a troony now too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Grown ass man with hundreds of not thousands of hours of online gimmick play winning in a tournament setting is the same as a literal baby mashing random buttons
                Kek, you have to reach so hard to find anything remotely as bad.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you know anything about Tekken and SF then you know Gandhi and the kid on Leeroy were playing just as badly as each other, only it's SF4 where the moron not only took one round then immediately got adjusted to, this guy beat him in a set

                This isn't mashing one button.

                >This isn't mashing one button.
                see

                This isn't a new or contained problem with Tekken, there's literally a webm of a baby beating a pro player in Tekken 7 by mashing. Tekken has always been made fun of for this shit, it's only now that it's so clear and undeniable, there's a bot with thousands of people watching that is repeating this experiment 24/7

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This isn't mashing one button.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'll have to excuse sftards, they can't fathom actually opening practice mode and do something other than combos

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you now realize dsp and ltg were correct about modern tekken design

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just learn every character's moveset bro it's not that hard haha wtf my game genre is dead how could this happen must be the fort night kids and their team games

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >duuuuuuude just memorize the knowledge check isn't it so hecking hardcore???
    this "fighting game" is an embarrassment to the entire genre

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kekken players think memorizing frame data and move properties are the essence of fighting games lmao. homosexuals have never experienced spacing just the right distance for the right read.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stand block
    >then punish
    this is too complicated for SFkeks apparently

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