The actual "male human fighter" that gets played

Why does "male human fighter" get idealized on this board as some Aragorn-looking paragon of masculinity, normalcy, and Western fantasy?

As someone who has wandered into a few dozen text-only 5e pickup games over the course of the past few years via r/lfg and r/pbp, I can confidently assert that a significant number of players play the "male human fighter" as an edgy, generic isekai MC, only without the isekai. Some brooding, angsty, twinkish teenager with a secret sword art developed despite having grown up in some backwater village, which was destroyed by [insert savage species here]. Mostly passive in the noncombat roleplay, except to occasionally say edgy things, and always itching for an actual fight.

Be careful what you wish for when you want to see more "male human fighters." You might get a "just your average Japanese high school student"-tier edgelord.

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your samples are sourced from >plebbit

    Of course they're all going to be anime twink edgelords.

    Also, go back.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    /tg/ is built on the backbone of being a fat autistic contrarian. what do you think, op

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does "male human fighter" get idealized on this board as some Aragorn-looking paragon of masculinity, normalcy, and Western fantasy?
    People who don't have the intelligence to play anything but the most braindead class or the creativity to play anything but a self insert need to seek validation from each other.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like freakshit caster talk to me. By the way, You will never be a woman.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why a forced troll meme is moronic?
    No idea, OP. No idea

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Text only
    opinion discarded

    Text only games are for socially anxious autistics who want to play but physcially can't because they're too fricking autistic. Of course you're going to run into angsty anime caricatures that are too cringe for the light of day there.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime rotted your brain. Personally I make my Human male fights batman but with out the gloomy shit.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of my favorite characters was a fighter I played that worshipped broseidon God of the brocean. I wrote an entire damn religion, and my guy was dumb as shit. He was a big dumb mean fratboy and his God loved him and he loved his God. The rest of the party loved it so much, they all joined or rerolled a character for it.

    we would roll up to an encounter, get fricked up, and pound natty light style beer we carried around with us. We lopped off the head of an ancient dragon, and did a keg stand next to his corpse in honor of our God.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can a human male fighter be Aragorn, when Aragorn was an elf-touched male ranger?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with this since it's better than what the 'human male fighter' posters think it is.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make all my human male fighterish characters !sean bean because i reasonably expect them to die.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how I imagine a "Human Male Fighter"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for bard dick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... exactly what OP described.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess, I asked a bunch of Human Male Fighter anons why they prefer to play young men in their late teens-early twenties over old grizzled vets and they said because you start at level 1 being old means you're a frick up.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >source: reddit
    You have to go back.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does "male human fighter" get idealized on this board as some Aragorn-looking paragon of masculinity, normalcy, and Western fantasy?
    Because it's bait designed to get you to respond angrily
    >As someone who has wandered into a few dozen text-only 5e pickup games over the course of the past few years via r/lfg and r/pbp, I can confidently assert that a significant number of players play the "male human fighter" as an edgy, generic isekai MC, only without the isekai.
    I know exactly what you mean, but in my experience these aren't the HFYgays you see pretending to be grogs on here, they genuinely enjoy their isekai and there isn't much more to it than that. Bit cringy but they're not going out of their way to be homosexuals like the fightergays on this board.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and they definitely aren't the ones complaining about "freakshit" considering they are usually monster frickers

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're just incorrect. Most people play self inserts without any pretense of personality beyond a silly voice. You're just talking about some homosexualy little clique you were in. The reality is that most human fighters are just Joe Everyman wearing chainmail.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some Aragorn-looking paragon of masculinity, normalcy, and Western fantasy
    ENTER

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? You could say the same for any class, because the majority of everything is low quality.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does "male human fighter" get idealized on this board as some Aragorn-looking paragon of masculinity, normalcy, and Western fantasy?
    For the same reason wizards get idealized as amoral goofballs doing absurd shit with magic they barely understand.
    Because it's more interesting, and more likeable than the more common and obnoxious stereotype of "Powerhungry castergay"

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't game go back to Ganker

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *