>The alternate timeline where xbox won the console war...

>The alternate timeline where xbox won the console war...

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>The alternate timeline where the Xbox 360 came out
    ???
    Did I shift into one where it didn't?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the 360 was dead last
      the og xbox outsold the gamecube, the xbone outsold the wii u, but the 360 will only be remembered for shit like star wars kinect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the 360 was dead last
        Pretty big cope, but I understand that the NDF's had a pretty hard week with their reliance on twitter ecelebs and all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          but microsoft itself is a huge fan of nintendo, they even tried to turn the 360 into the wii halfway through the gen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb don mattrick didn't know that he also had to get rid of all the games if he really wanted to make a grab for nintendo's audience.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they even tried to turn the 360 into the wii
            i don't remember microsoft releasing these

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminder that DS4 lightbars are the left overs from PS Move, as PS4 was going to originally with PS Camera, similar to Xbone with Kinect.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many snoys broke their anuses with those?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they call it the 720 because you turn 720 the cold food of out hot eat the food

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cow tools

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cow tools

      chatbot moment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The design is very human

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being stupid enough to think consoles will exist in 10 years

    Your phone will be running games in 16k/ultra and there's nothing you can do about it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You said the same in 2012

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh boy! voodoo shovelware, freemium slop and half baked arcade games!
      wake me up when I can play my steam library

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay? And you're a Black person, so you automatically lost at life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        have you got L rizz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been hearing this shit for 10 years yet phones STILL cant play Vidya without draining the entire battery in an hour

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Handhelds will dominate.
      literally nobody cares about achieving muh native 4k 144hz graphics any more. Upscaling DLSS/FSR works good enough for 99% of gamers who aren't graphics autistics.
      You can basically run Crysis on a Steam Deck on medium with ray tracing off and it'll be playable. Art style, direction and good programming is far more important then specs that are wasted on pajeet outsource asset farms 40000 poly background npcs with fully modeled teeth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you lost your mind? The average gamer, your CoD, Fifa, NBA player doesn't want a handheld.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do if you can easily plug it into their TV and use a controller.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pipedream. Mobile market is pajeets playing candy crush and real games are PC/Consoles.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Handhelds will dominate.
          literally nobody cares about achieving muh native 4k 144hz graphics any more. Upscaling DLSS/FSR works good enough for 99% of gamers who aren't graphics autistics.
          You can basically run Crysis on a Steam Deck on medium with ray tracing off and it'll be playable. Art style, direction and good programming is far more important then specs that are wasted on pajeet outsource asset farms 40000 poly background NPCs with fully modeled teeth.

          There are different gamers. Mobile market is huge true. But ye there are also people who play CoD on their 100" TVs they ain't gonna switch to lol handheld.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First heard this in 2009, mobile gaming has actually regressed since then

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbros... we were robbed
    Bungie Halo 4 on the Xbox 720 was supposed to happen...
    What happened...

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE NEED TO GO BACK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ynw the hype for the X sphere 720
      we HAVE to go back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they have released something like this, I would have bought it. Its unironically a good console design

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox 720 is a shit name because normalgays would associate it with 720p.
    Better than Series S/X tho, which is peak soulless corporate slop.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xbox 720 is a shit name because normalgays would associate it with 720p.
      Agree.
      Xbox 500.
      Then Xbox 700. 900. 1000. 1200. Etc. dull flat inoffensive. But easily to understand and saves naming disaster that was Xbox 360.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then call it the Xbox 1080 instead you numbnuts

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        xbox 8k.
        HIRE ME MICROSOFT

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they name it 360 in the first place

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've just called it the Xbox 1080 instead of One. I do wonder who ever came up with those names after the 360.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alternate timeline
    >Xbox 360
    then
    >Xbox 1080
    >Xbox 4K
    >Xbox 5K
    and so on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've just called it the Xbox 1080 instead of One. I do wonder who ever came up with those names after the 360.

      >Xbox 720 is a shit name because normalgays would associate it with 720p.
      Agree.
      Xbox 500.
      Then Xbox 700. 900. 1000. 1200. Etc. dull flat inoffensive. But easily to understand and saves naming disaster that was Xbox 360.

      Xbox 720 is a shit name because normalgays would associate it with 720p.
      Better than Series S/X tho, which is peak soulless corporate slop.

      Literally and I mean literally no one said that at the time. Is this some israelitetube streamer’s opinion? Not ONE single person ever thought the 720 was a dumb name because of screen resolution when I was in middle/high school

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MS should have called the Xbone the Xbox 4 and the Series X Xbox 5.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft is just incredibly moronic with names
      Pic related: Windows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What were they doing between 2016 and 2021?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They gave up on phones and W10 was supposed to be the "last" Windows.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox extinguish phase actually succeeds
    >all-digital, all transactions must occur over the Microsoft store, all peripherals must be Xinput, all online happens over GFWL, remote attestation prevents any 3rd party shenanigans
    Microsoft always wants to be the middleman, Bill's dream is to return to a time when people needed to pay for computer time, even after personal computing became mainstream.
    The Xbox plan for success

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did it being so big become such a meme? its a console that sits on a shelf below your tv why does it matter if its big

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alternate timeline
    Kek, he doesn't know.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox has literally one every single console war.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own nothing and I'm happy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sad thing about xbox is that they could have had it all.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you think xbox would've done better in the console race if the naming scheme wasn't so confusing? might be the wii u did so poorly too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if the xbone, wii u and vita had a good exclusive, people would have bought them even despite any other reason.
      they don't.
      great games DO sell consoles, and phil spencer will be remembered as one of the biggest buffoons in the history of gaming

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      xbox did itself in by letting ps4 take the early lead by peddling a digital-only future a decade too early, destroying consumer trust in process, then also abandoning the idea of exclusive games, also a decade too early
      not having a moronic naming pattern would've helped, but not enough to win the race

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