The autistic meltdown about the low scores is exactly why other journos gave Shartfield high ones.

The autistic meltdown about the low scores is exactly why other journos gave Shartfield high ones. Respect to those reviewers who brave the plebbit and twatter screeching to tell the truth. It's just not a very good game and failed to live up to the hype. It's launch Cyberpunk 2077 all over again. Someone has to say it. The truth matters.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the low score is probably deserved, but what i find annoying is why the scores of other games like BG3 and TotK are clearly inflated at the same time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is literally the best RPG ever made and the fact that you can go out of your way to see a meme scene where you frick a guy using magic to look like a bear will never change that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bg3 the best rpg ever
        Weakest bait

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BG3 is literally the best RPG ever made
        it's not even as good as BG2.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BG3
        Objectively a great game.

        Holy cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >96 on opencritic
          >96 on metacritic, 9.0 user score (after very heavy review bombing that brought it down from 9.4)
          >4.1 on GOG
          >96% on Steam
          Everyone is wrong except you, right?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like people who say this bought the advertising campaign shilled by people like Asmongold, but haven't played the game or haven't completed act 1 yet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          250 hours in, on act 2 in my second run, never watched an asmongoloid video and I don't watch ecelebs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then you're full of shit, or just blissfully ignoring the game's problems and drop in quality post act 1.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course there's problems later in the game. Act 2 is great though. 3 is where it shits the best. Still the best RPG of all time and if they had called it anything other than baldurs gate and chopped off act 3 and made ketheric the final boss everyone would agree with me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                act 3 is where it shits the bed*

                Ok, now name 1 sidequest in the upper city in Baldur's Gate.

                saving civilains from mindflayers and recruiting the city guard to join you against the netherbrain

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, now name 1 sidequest in the upper city in Baldur's Gate.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah BG3 is a 7/10 game held back by rampant bugs, cut content, some poor writing terrible AI and a very weak main storyline. The absolute cult and your interactions with it are largely nonsense. The companions are very good however and the environments are a ton of fun to explore.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asmongold hasn't even played BG3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BG3
      Objectively a great game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is a masterpiece.
      t.playing it right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 may be kind of mid as far as crpgs go but it is an anomaly in that its the only one with that kind of budget, I think it got a lot of undeserved praise just because few actually played any of the crpgs from the golden age when games of this scope were common and weren't relegated to indie kickstarters. Zelda just got that score for being zelda.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk was technically not even playable to even rate is a game because of the bugs and performance, starfield is apparently polished besides console framedrops

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      worked on my machine
      have you tried not being a console cuck?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trust jounalist
    Kys homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      never played outer wilds give me a rundown on why its bad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The outer worlds =/= the outer wilds
        The outer worlds is a space rpg by Obsidian and is quite ok at best. The writing is meh, the gameplay is bad, the graphics is terrible and the rpg elements are pretty barebones. They advertised at as the next game from the creators of the original fallout (Tim Cain who directed the original fallout and Leonard boyarsky who was the game designer for the original fallout) but it is nowhere near as good as the original fallout game. People were expecting a new Vegas set in space but got a forgettable experience instead.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Painfully mediocre RPG set in the Sci-fi gilded era where there are robber barons and shit. But instead of having a cool TR like figure to bust shit up you get a whacky scientist.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care ong... Bethesda dead ass low key saved my life fr ... Love their games ong

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy is going bankrupt haha
    >b-but snoy has more money than microsoft to buy the bad reviews!

    My favourite mindbroken cope. Wait for it. It's coming.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if that city is split into cells and those hitches are loading pauses, like when you walk into a new cell in Morrowind

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon the dude who gave it a 7 said the game didn't have a stealth system not knowing you have to get the stealth perk to unlock it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon the dude who gave it a 7 said the game didn't have a stealth system not knowing you have to get the stealth perk to unlock it.
      That's the games fault.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > The game doesn't have a pause option
        >> You need to press Esc to pause the game dude
        > WOAH IT'S THE GAME'S FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME!!!!

        Uh huh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to unlock fricking sneaking
      Trash game

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >low scores
    where?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    launch cyberpunk was good
    the entire meltdown was just consoleBlack folk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was just consoles bro i swear
      revisionist homosexualry and you're probably fricking moronic on top of it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played it on my i7 7700k, GTX 1660 Ti and 16GB RAAM and it ran smoothly. Bugs like the gun coming out of the npc's head during the "emotional" scene were what made me quit the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with cyberpunk isn't actually the bugs or performance issues. The problem is it was and looks like the expansion still is a far cry game with flavour text dialogue choices. It's an okay game to play an afternoon or two or just zone out doing collectathon side quest shit but it's not good.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope people now realize how big of a mob cult Bethdrones are

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing will beat fromdrones

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ay. AAA consooymers are nothing but cultists for their respective brands that are now religions to them.

        Nintendo
        From
        Beth
        Bungie
        Naughty dog

        All full of fanatics

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I didn't pre-order a flop this monumental especially not the premium shekel edition, we could've has TES6 by now god damn it.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy the dip?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      catch the knife

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they cited performance issues as the main reason for their low review scores I wouldn't take any issue. Problem is the reviews just make up a bunch of bullshit to justify a 7/10 or whatever.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand how anyone here can give an opinion on a game they havent played

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the problem OP, the person who gave it a 7 not only admits he doesn't actually know how to play video games, not only was he called out by other journalists, not only is he not even owning up to his score, but he also spend the past month seething over the Microsoft-Activison deal. And we're expected to trust he gave an impartial answer when literally all of his collegues at IGNs sister sites gave the game a 9/10 to10/10?

    Naw, frick IGN, they have no quality control over there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There unironically needs to be a general gamer competence test to review games. If you can't crouch jump, double jump, beat a quake 3 arena bot on normal difficulty, understand basic level systems or beat portal without any guides you have no place reviewing anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait there is bonafide evidence this guy is a moron who needed a guide to beat gear souls? And he's taken seriously?
      homie you put the gear on you upgrade it and you hit people with it.
      vtrannies and DSP can beat it without guides.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >megacorp review bombed by journos
    Tide goes out

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too love the non-redditors at IGN.com.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morons seething about 7/10, you really think this game is 10/10? Almost perfect?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looting the clothes off of corpses doesn't actually show them in their underwear like in skyrim
    They deserve it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because all loot is randomized now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. There are entire dungeons that are copy/pasted with the same enemies in the same spots with the same loot. The only RNG thing is where they're placed on a planet when you land there. You're going to be fighting the same raiders for the same gear on most of the "inhabited" planets.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Butchered what made their game special
        Eat a 7 Todd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because Bethesda doesnt want bodies floating around in space without a pressurized suit on. They either aren't sure what effect decompression would have on the human body or didn't want to animate it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You almost got it with the second one, I reckon it as more like
        >we're going to have to actually model whats underneath the space suit too if you can remove them
        >whatever frick it they'll buy it anyway

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no personality besides getting excited to consume game, so I take these reviews personally.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those reviewers who brave the plebbit and twatter
    anyone over 20 years old shouldnt be using either of them, let alone professionally

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield is a worst clone of Grand Theft Auto

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell the truth

    You do realize the ones that gave it low scores did so over complaints that the game didn't hold their hand like in their favorite dad simulators. So co signing with it , you admit that you are a casual right , OP

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol sonybros will never ever get to play starfield or elder scrolls 6 or fallout 5 and they will never ever let it go. console war baby brain is back boys

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