The average American female is 5'3 180lbs, the same as a Blastoise

The average American female is 5'3 180lbs, the same as a Blastoise

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what happens when you're from the burger country

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the average american woman is completely unloveable, so it's not surprising.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      gottem

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the average American woman is 6'3 236.6lbs?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely off. The average American woman is 4'7 89.5lbs.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny because Blastoise is my wife

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw the Ganker thread you got this from

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'3 and I weigh less than 180 lbs

      you're cool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hungry skellington

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually eating right now

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            jokes aside, are you in a healthy bmi range?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The number is inflated because of all the brown illegals that keep flooding in

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're still the fattest in the world by a large margin

      jokes aside, are you in a healthy bmi range?

      Yeah I eat enough for two people and I'm always hungry, can't keep weight. When I'm actively lifting it's much worse. If you go by BMI (which doesn't account for muscle mass) it says I'm on the high end of normal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No? Mexico and other Latinx countries have higher obesity rates

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No? They don't?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don't burger, gulf arabs and pacific islander surpass you anyways

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          your data is outdated, cope

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Latinx
          only in children, otherwise muttland is the king of obese people

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's child abuse, do latinx really?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          70 million amerishart are obese. thats more than a lot of countries are even in total population

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brown illegals flooding in are NOT inflating the number lol, opposite actually.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No America is not the fattest country in the world (by percentage)
    Nauru: 61%
    Cook Islands: 55.9%
    Palau: 55.3%
    Marshall Islands: 52.9%
    Tuvalu: 51.6%
    Niue: 50%
    Tonga: 48.2%
    Samoa: 47.3%
    Kiribati: 46%
    Micronesia: 45.8%
    But I think it has more fat people than any other country in the world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      obesity rate != fattest

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you remove all of one specific demographic the amount of fat people per capita in America falls off a cliff

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blastoise is super underweight, he should be a minimum of 500lbs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >much taller than Giant Tortoise
      >weights less than half of one

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    something something Garbodor named US Women

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are turd worlders so obsessed with America?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic, with america being so obsessed with importing turd wurlders to frick their women and supporting israel turd wurlders to bomb turd wurlder children

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds good to me

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should starve myself, but I'm almost never alone, so I can't
    I feel disgusting

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop drinking soda

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exercise

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            too tired after work

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you're a fat homosexual, do nothing about it except complain.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              have another coffee or something
              there’s gotta be a solution

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    unlike blastoise, they are also unfrickable

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does my poor guy not have cannons?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can hide them
      >see stadium
      or the artist is moronic

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    His belly makes him cuter

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're so close, blacks have a higher obesity rate than whites.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm exactly the height and weight of a Zoroark

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoroark exist
      damn

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