>The back tire is actually its huge nutsack

>The back “tire” is actually its huge nutsack
Haha imagine if you accidentally made him back up into a cactus haha. Imagine if he miscalculated how far a jump was and smashed it into rocks hah. That would sure change up the gameplay

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving it a good kick to get it working and running faster haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how you start it up, it’s especially effective and funny if it’s sleeping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Since there's multi-player and multiples of the same bike legendaries, it's also best for you to mark yours so that you don't get it confused with the others.
        The best way to do that is to mark it with your name using a branding iron on the most visible spot, it's tire.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good idea, how long do you suppose you could hold the iron down for?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Till you see steam. In fact, you should add more marks on his tire to make sure it's easily noticeable.
            Also would be funny if you rode him through the narrow and dark caves of the region, forcing him to run lower and lower to the ground in the tight cramped caves until his tires are dragging and scraping onto the rocky, sharp and rough cave floor while you ask him to keep running faster haha.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha yeah, a crystal cave would be the best for that. Imagine ticking off the aggressive wild Pokémon and running away as they fire off attacks from behind you at the biggest part of him they could see, like it was the bullseye on a dart board

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's good to rest your motorcycle once in a while. Best to let him lay down on the nice soft sand of the desert with his wheels touching the floor.
                But I've heard that weather in that region can be extremely hot, with the desert sand being scalding to the touch to bare skin in certain times of the day haha.
                Not to mention how some areas are full of quicksand that would suck in creatures that place too much pressure of the ground and expose them to more of the hot sand on their body while they struggle and writhe, dragging them in deeper. How horrible right haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Very horrible indeed. Though it would be quite a funny thing to see, such a big creature flailing around and struggling to escape the scalding hot quicksand that it holding it down by that specific part of its body. Flapping its head wings as a desperate attempt to get out only stretching it more

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard that the bikes can run on water too. I've also heard that the lakes and rivers in the region are infested with dangerous pokemon like Gible and Sharpedo.
                Imagine him running on water with his tires submerging into the water, unintentionally acting as fish bait and inviting plenty of sharp-tooth water pokemon to bite and graw on them, never letting go and biting down harder every time he tries to shake them off haha.
                Or better yet, imagine him running full speed and ramming his tire directly into the spikes of a qwilfish hidden in the water but what are the chances of that happening haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Better be careful around those qwilfish, their spikes are incredibly sharp and could even potentially puncture some things. Waters with tentacruel are also something to be feared since they are such evil creatures. Their tentacles are quite long and strong and they sting whatever they wrap around. It would be nearly impossible to escape the strong constriction of a tentacruel’s tentacles, probably won’t get away until the tentacruel is done having it’s fun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. What's worse are the claunchers and remoraids. They often look for any highly visible and large targets on the water's surface to use as target practice. I've heard that a shot from them can hurt hahaha.
                The worst thing would have to be the elektross haha. Their suckers mean that they stick on very persistently and they give very painful electric shocks. Would be extremely painful on a sensitive body part haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Electric shocks and don’t forget the row of teeth they have. One of the ultimate threats though would have to be the giant gyarados lurking in the depths. If a gyarados decides to target that part of the body, it would probably be very unfortunate. There wouldn’t even be enough time to react if you suspected one was swimming straight up, coming right for what it saw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did I forget that every wild Gyarados there can learn hyper beam? Just a thing I thought I'd mention haha. Those beams can leave a nasty burn if not outright roast whatever it hits.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having an active sex life ? Right, you cant

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the tail curled up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well shit. I still don't like it, but at least it makes some sense to me now. Thanks, anon!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cbt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full Cbt?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine if you really did end up causing damage to its back tire. Imagine if you had to have all of your other Pokemon hold him down while your Bisharp or Corviknight or Skarmory or even you yourself carefully cut every single inch of the damaged tire away so that he could be taken to a Pokemon Center and healed properly, lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With the technology the Pokémon world has they could probably fix something like that so you could do it again and again in more creative ways. Just be careful the Pokémon don’t turn around and do it to the trainer instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha that's just silly, potions and healing tech don't work on humans. They do work on Pokemon though lol, you could make a whole business out of selling replacement tires to stupid little kids who rode their Koraidon nonstop through boiling hot cactus-filled deserts until their tires burst from the inside

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could you put a miraidon tire on a koraidon and vice versa? This must be tested.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hahaha imagine if it worked and a bunch of trainers were actively clamoring about how much they wanted their own koraidon to be equipped with miraidon tires. Like how someone put a USB-C port on their iPhone and then there were thousands and thousands of eager volunteers who genuinely want to switch out what their device came with, lol. Nobody cares about what the inside of the thing looks like after all the inevitable mutilation and soldering, they just want it to work better and run cheaper xD

            You might just get some crazy people who keep purposely doing something to that area of their Pokémon just to keep getting them fixed up good as new and repeat haha

            wow that would be totally crazy lol, someone should really tell those people that there are better targets for razor leaf practice. haha it's not any of my concern, but eight replacements in a month is kind of excessive...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Razor leaves, shadow claws, rock throws, even ice breams, there would be all sorts of fun

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha imagine if you only kept the monsters that could pop a tire by their second or third attack on your team, you might have a future as a Pokemon potential judge lol. Imagine if you only released the rest of them after you've had each of them waste all of their 30+ PP moves trying futilely to burst the bulging, bruised tire though, haha...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully all the Koraidon don’t get fed up and start attacking that special area of other Pokémon, or even people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's just ridiculous to think about lol, other monsters don't have *tires*. people don't have *tires*.

                Haha just a rumour I've heard but those miraidon tires can overheat quite fast without the future technology to keep it in check.
                Wouldn't want a situation where a koraidon is pushed to the brink of exhaustion and pain by the ever increasing heat of it's new tire but getting stopped from fainting by a few good kicks to the tire to get it going haha.

                definitely wouldn't want that to happen hahaha. what a shame it would be if someone figured they would have to keep an electric type on your team to give the miraidon tire a full power shock to get it going again after it overheats and slows down, it'd be like those "hidden machines" in other regions where you have to waste one of your monsters' move slots just to get anywhere lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could probably also use an electric type shock on them, like a taser

                Or since it's electrical, just add a rotom into the thing.
                Saves time and energy by giving the tire constant high voltage electric shocks to ensure it keeps going no matter how much it overheats haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol why didn't anyone think of this sooner? You could even have the rotom transmit incredibly detailed information to your phone about how much current is being emitted into the tire and how much strain is being put onto the tire as you do wheelies for hours up against a bunch of exposed pointy seaside rocks covered in salty brine to test how much more endurance this tire has over the stock one haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Or since your taking advantage of a free energy source just hook wires up to his tire for free electricity to power your house.
                Sure, rotom will have to work overtime with the immense amount of electricity being given off, but overall I don't see a downside to this haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol you could totally duct tape a brick to the gas pedal and let him rev his tires against the unfinished basement floor relentlessly to power several houses at once. If you're feeling generous you could even rub potion ointment into the thing when it starts getting worn down even though you're going to have to tell rotom that he has to work twice as now hard to make up for the downtime haha.

                It's OK, you can just inflate it again with a pump. Just jam that pointed edge into the tire and get to pumping in air!

                lol what if you wanted to find out if there were other substances that could make the tire perform better, like if you filled it with a non-newtonian fluid that sloshes around until it becomes impacted where the fluid instantly hardens. It'd be so much more resilient that way because someone could kick it as many times as they wanted without ever actually damaging the insides hahaha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Though I heard that the tires become more vulnerable when stretched out, but best to test that theory lol.
                Could use a couple of fighting type pokemon like hitmonchan and hitmonlee to stress test the tires with their relentless hitting and kicking at full strength haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                even if the tires actually get damaged, you can just spray on some potion and go back to testing immediately haha lol.

                The best would be to place a cog beneath his wheel and let him rev at the highest speed. The turning cog with uneven and sharp edges would be a good way to convert motion to energy lol. Maybe a bicycle chain should be added to the mix to make it more effective haha.

                a chain might make the system more effective, but with the relentless power involved it could just break and be rendered useless haha. lol you'd have to get really invasive and fuse the bike chain to the outside of the tire so that it doesn't snap or fall off no matter how fast it goes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just place a potion spray dispenser mechanism on the tire lol. Rotom could regulate it and spray if any visible damage is seen.
                Crazy how with this system Koraidon can go all day and night with no rest to generate infinite energy lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha imagine if the Pokemon world decided to power their entire infrastructure's existence with this method. lol imagine thousands of koraidon joined together into a single pain engine whose energy singularity results in the creation of miraidon to serve as a conduit at the pyramid's apex

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine rubbing the tires of two Koraidon's together

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha what if you rubbed their tires together in a repair shop filled with dozens and dozens of other koraidon tires shoved everywhere like used food wrappers. wouldn't they rev their tires really hard against each other while seeing all those other ones that look just like theirs shoved carelessly under filthy shelves lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Would be funny if they recycled the tires by smelting the used ones to form new ones and place them onto unknowing koraidons.
                Imagine their reactions when they find out where their tires came from haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol, imagine their reaction if you showed them a koraidon with four tires. or six, or more. you could ride him like an ATV haha, and you only have to take their tires away and smelt them down and make them into bigger, better tires for your special pet project.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine making spiked tires that allow them to function as ATVs riding over rough, steep and muddy fields, wouldn't that be crazy haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine if the spikes get stuck in a really really deep patch of mud and they literally tear off off and then get jammed back into the tire the wrong way after reversing and running the same spot over for momentum haha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine how horrible it would be if there was a misprint and the spikes were facing both in and outwards, poking the Koraidon with each compression and impact made.
                Wouldn't that be horrible and unnecessary haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha lol, that'd be almost as horrible and unnecessary as the spike holes being designed a few millimeters too large which would allow for all sorts of matter to get stuck in them even with the spikes extended. you'd literally have to pull out the spikes one by one and use a wire brush to carefully and slowly scrape all the detritus and pine needles and mud and bits of sand out of the empty hole and then stick each spike back in its hole every few days lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even normal tires have a lot of flaws lol.
                Imagine if their tires accidentally ran over barbed wire and it got tangled up, digging deeper the further Koraidon runs.
                I wouldn't want to be the guy who does the job of untangling the sharp, spiked, messy barbed wire from their tires lol. Bet it would leave a lot of scratches and marks haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha what if you were too lazy to remove the barbed wire at all, and just left it there scratching and ripping increasingly worse damage into the tire until it eventually disintegrated. or maybe you could intentionally leave the tire sitting in lava until the barbed wire melted to the tire and it became one single pointy sharp mostly circular mass all fused together because you were so lazy that you hoped it would just melt the wire off lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it would be funny watching Koraidon have to drag the heavy and sharp molten metal in his wheel, watching it scrape the floor and leave sparks with every step that sometimes fly into his tire.
                Wouldn't that be a funny sight haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The best would be to place a cog beneath his wheel and let him rev at the highest speed. The turning cog with uneven and sharp edges would be a good way to convert motion to energy lol. Maybe a bicycle chain should be added to the mix to make it more effective haha.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha just a rumour I've heard but those miraidon tires can overheat quite fast without the future technology to keep it in check.
              Wouldn't want a situation where a koraidon is pushed to the brink of exhaustion and pain by the ever increasing heat of it's new tire but getting stopped from fainting by a few good kicks to the tire to get it going haha.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could probably also use an electric type shock on them, like a taser

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Haha just a rumour I've heard but those miraidon tires can overheat quite fast without the future technology to keep it in check.
                That's okay. Just have an ice pokemon cool it off.
                Although I heard that can shrink the rubber...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's OK, you can just inflate it again with a pump. Just jam that pointed edge into the tire and get to pumping in air!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You might just get some crazy people who keep purposely doing something to that area of their Pokémon just to keep getting them fixed up good as new and repeat haha

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or putting gags on the mouths of their bikes to stop them from yelling so loud haha.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah man we're just talking about how much fun it'd be kick his back "tire" until he cries haha

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread making me want to have bad stuff happen to my nuts?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Koraidon's back tire is actually vestigial.
    If your Koraidon is acting aggressive, making moves on your female Pokemon, and leaving puddles of oil everywhere, removing the back tire does a lot of good. It'll even live longer!
    The best part is that this procedure is so easy, you can do it yourself with a tire iron and a bit of elbow grease, although taking it to a Poke-stop is preferred.
    And don't worry about your Koraidon. It's totally painless, though you might want to tie it down in case its reflexes get the better of it. If you hear something that sounds like screaming, that's just air escaping. Try to ignore it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there stuff in the middle of the tail? What is the teeth and red filling?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't people just be able to ride their own Pokemon outside of Let's Go Piss? Sure, some Pokemon like Aurorus will be slower than others but it would be much more preferable and less repetitive than just Koraidon or Miraidon.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This unironically made me change my version choice.

    Putting wheels on a lizard is dumb, but can get a pass.
    Putting non functional wheels on a lizard and having him run is even dumber

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having your Koraidon back up, and its tire touches another Koraidon who's also backing up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you back up with too much force so that their tips practically ram into each other. Imagine the sound it would make

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if you train them to enjoy touching their tires together lol. loudly grinding their tires against each other with messy sparks flying everywhere hahaha

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imaging putting a banana in Koraidon's exhaust pipe.

          Imagine putting a long rod in both their exhaust pipes as they thrust back and forth into each other's backs, ramming their tires together and pushing the long hard rod in and out of their pipes haha.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is the exhaust pipe their ass or their dick?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know how to do the black box texts, but the answer is ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Really? You're a surprisingly creative individual for someone who says they don't know how to use spoiler tags. imagine if you painted both of their tires in miraidon's colors so they looked sluttier when they were touching their tires together lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Paint 'em red.
                Also, me not knowing how to use the site's mechanics has nothing to do with creativity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It makes me wonder what drove you here in the first place, though. red mixes with white oh so well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imaging putting a banana in Koraidon's exhaust pipe.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a schizo bullshit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where is the posterior one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Getting"?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its written so seriously that it just makes me laugh in a cartoon violence kind of way. I don't care if it makes them horny i'm just laughing my ass off

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine laying down and he rests his huge nutsack on your face haha so funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if he does that after a long day of racing. Wouldn't the smell and heat be so strong haha.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fresh out of the shower is nicer, you can suck on them and see where else your tongue wanders

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And the steam helps to set the atmosphere.
          Imagine if there's a leak haha would you lick it all up haha.

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