>THE BAD GUYS WERE ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUYS THE ENTIRE TIME
how many times will they reuse the same plot twists in this game, jesus fricking christ
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how many times will they reuse the same plot twists in this game, jesus fricking christ
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The bad guys weren't good, it just turned out to be a lot more complicated than it initially seemed.
just like nazis
Except it was not all that complicated with the nazis. They knew israelites do nothing but undermine any country they live in so they wanted to run Germany free of their filth while embracing German culture.
Then the israelites got the world to dog pile Germany so they could later take over Israel.
Germany chose to declare war on the USSR and also chose to declare war on the US. Live by your choices, die by your choices.
frick off jidf
frick off moron
>Germany declared war on the US
American education, holy frick
we're pretty much taught WWI started with Franz Ferdinand and then didn't kick off until April 4, 1917
same with WWII, Adolf Hitler built up the nazi party behind the scenes and then we declared war December 7, 1941 after Japan attacked Pearl Harbor for no reason
welcome to US history
Germany did declare war on the USA. Not sure how you didn't know that.
https://www.archives.gov/historical-docs/todays-doc/index.html?dod-date=1211#:~:text=12%2F11%2F1941&text=Following%20the%20Declaration%20of%20War,war%20on%20the%20United%20States.
>Germany didn't declare war on the US
American education, holy frick
They did
Wasn't it Japan that brought the US un the war, and Getmany didn't want Japan to do it?
They were not treaty bound to declare war on the US because Japan attacked first. Declaring war on America was the fuhrer's choice and enabled FDR to stop pretending and go all in on the Europe first strategy.
Yeah. I don't play Wolfenstein anymore (not even the good ones).
Why did they invade a bunch of countries instead of deporting their israeli population?
Don't ask moronic questions.
>they wanted to run Germany
*and also the rest of the world
Orgy chapter
i wanna fug yeetshlata
they weren't even bad guys to begin with
Reductive
literally happens like 3 separate times in the MSQ alone
its almost like not every single villain is just brainlessly evil
if they're gonna pull the same shit every arc they should at least take 10,000 less words to get there jfc
>enemy has motivations that you understand
>WTF THIS IS SHIT WRITING BAD PLOT
ignore them, they are WoWbrains. They aren't used to having stories.
Which times were they exactly?
None of the main villains were actually good "the entire time." All you get is a bunch of situations where there are a few good people in the ranks of the bad guys (like some of the Garleans), where a bad guy joins you to fight a bigger evil (for example Gaius), or where a bad guy is convinced by circumstances to stop being a shitter (for example Emet's ghost after being purified). None of those are even close to being "good the entire time." The closest thing to
is the Warriors of Darkness in the post-Heavensward plot who were indeed good guys in disguise, but at the time they were an entirely insignificant plot detail so it's an odd thing to get hung up over.
>The Primals weren't good. They become helpful neutrals at the end of Endwalker, after being resummoned with a ritual specifically to help you out. Before that almost all of them were actively evil, and even the more passive ones were still killing the star.
>The Monetarists weren't good. At best they're a necessary evil for keeping Ul'dah running, at worst they're a bunch of backstabbing shitters willing to sacrifice their own people for a bit of profit.
>The evil dragons in Heavensward weren't good. They were killing hundreds of innocent people for a grudge that should've ended centuries ago, lead by a maniac who couldn't see past his own rage and bloodlust. The fact that some of the other dragons were good doesn't change that Nidhogg's brood were definitely villains.
>The Ascians weren't good. Most of them died without any real redemption, and even Emet was still clearly evil until he got killed and purified in the lifestream. Gaia doesn't count since she was clearly evil before being reborn, and after that she's not a villain, just a temporary opponent when she gets possessed.
>The Garleans weren't good. Most of them still would've chosen to genocide Eorzea even while their own country was literally falling apart around them, and only a handful end up being redeemed at all.
etc.
they need to have a motive
My motive is to breed that cat.
off-model and cringe
If only Yshtola looked more like this or the OP in-game. As is she's just kinda decent-looking and coasts more on the fact that she's a catgirl and the only sort of relevant female character left in the game with breasts.
>Garleans are offered first class tickets to the moon while (You) personally build New Garlemald for them
Why? Every word out of a "friendly regular civilian" mouth is either calling you a magic using savage and that they don't need your charity or pining about missing the comfy life back in Corvos before their slaves rose up and rebelled. They were even offered a place at Sharlyan and one said "We aren't gonna work under a country we've never heard of", that line was so tone death coming out of a Garlean's mouth.
it's almost like the entire story sucks or something
>be american living cozy life in america
>yeah army is around buy they are just bombing arabs in the desert lol
>suddenly the arabs strike back
>massive propaganda machine paints them in the worst picture
>your entire government gets fricked over for reasons you don't understand
>massive civil war
>towelheads now arrive in the ruins of the US
>your are downtrodden, can't fight anymore
>arabs offer you 'protection' on the 'moon' or offer you to 'join them in the desert'
>personally build New Garlemald for them
From where did you get that impresion, every single garlean gave up on Garlemald, they either went to the moon or to Sharlean and both group tell you that rebuilding Garlemald is a pipe dream.
>while (You) personally build New Garlemald for them
you aren't building shit they explicitly said they didn't want you to because of their racism
the moon's designed to house thousands/millions of people and now it's empty so just shove the garleans there or something
How ironic garleans becoming nerfed lunarians
The fall of the Garlean empire is meant to closely mirror the fall of imperial Japan. Currently they're in the "occupied by allied forces and being culturally forced into no longer being cartoonishly evil" stage. Alphinaud is Eorzea's MacArthur.
>Garlemald rebuilds and starts producing Anime
Creates Attack on Primal, with a fictionalized Ala Mhigo
Hey, it's just like in real life when people's homes and hometowns get wiped out by way/natural disasters and they insist on rebuilding everything back the exact same way it was before. Even more on the nose when they live in places that regularly get mangled by hurricanes/earthquakes/tornadoes/floods/wildfires/etc and refuse to leave and double down on rebuilding for it to be destroyed again.
>people who continue to act like asses get sent to the moon where no one will have to deal with their bullshit
I wonder why indeed.
>THE BAD GUYS WERE ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUYS THE ENTIRE TIME
When does this ever happen?
>Garleans
Bad guys
>Primals
Bad guys
>Ascians
Bad guys
>Monetarists
Bad guys
>Nidhogg
Bad guys
>Sin eaters and Vauthry
Bad guys
>Meteion/Final Days
Bad guys
They're all bad guys, they just get reasonable motivations sometimes. Good guys turning out to be bad guys is more common, such as the Archbishop.
going off the image OP used I think they're referring to the sharlayans, but even then they weren't ever bad, just neutral or unhelpful at worst. I don't think they played or watched the game at all
Even Thordan had good reasons for what he did. The only character who didn't was Zenos and he openly mocks you for expecting him to have them.
>Bad guys
At this point they're more like sleazy anti-heroes.
And Godbert I wouldn't consider villainous at all.
Is Godbert even a Monetarist, or is he just on the Ul'dah syndicate or whatever it's called? Monetarism is a political leaning isn't it? Raubahn was on the syndicate and he's thoroughly Royalist.
You seriously expect OP to know what any of those are considering he never played the game and is just an angry WoWbab/Barrybuck?
>Good guys turning out to be bad guys is more common, such as the Archbishop.
He was obviously a bad guy from the start. First of all, he was hanging out with Ascians. Second, and more importantly, he was the head of a Catholic-coded institution in a JRPG.
How was the archbishop ever a good guy? He's a church leader
Tsuyu deserved a happy ending
>the bad guys are still bad for wanting to destroy you and everyone you love
>but you can understand their motivation and arguably, you would do exactly the same if you were in their shoes
Oh and there is a sad bird girl who is going to kill everyone, have fun!
>arguably, you would do exactly the same if you were in their shoes
spotted the sociopath.
ngl I would strangle each and everyone in this thread if it meant I could prevent harm from my goofy scion buddies
Poor Meteion got assimilated by her hivemind and tried to hide it and begged WoL not to let Hermes hear her. I wouldn't call her a bad guy.
Hermes deciding everyone should die because he hates putting down chimeras on the other hand...
wait, THAT is the in-game face of the cat that everyone's fapping to?
it's not a flattering shot
>you thought something was one way but it was another way
Why does EVERY SINGLE PLOT TWIST do this? I’m sick of it
Almost like it's the definition of a twist or something
Someone wanna explain to me why Varis wasn't able to wipe the floor with Zenos?
>old man that sits on a throne all day, physically and mentally exhausted with Emet-Selch causing civil wars to spice up Garlemald
>a one man army that beats the shit out of The Warrior Of Light every time they fight and has conquered several countries
What about Dynamis?
Zenos REALLY wants to fight WoL. He's chock full of Dynamis.
You would've thonk Varis' dedication to the empire and its people along with grabbing destiny by its balls and controlling it would be enough to overpower Zenos.
I'm still salty about the cut expansion
QRD?
There are morons who wanted a Garlemald only expansion.
Well bozja should be that as content but matsuno fricked up with his roe sylvannas that atleast died in bozja and no dalmasca rconquest content for now
I wish people would stop trying to blame everything they didn't like about Bozja on Matsuno. He didn't even write most of it, and it's on record that he argued *for* letting the player decide to kill Misija.
Yet you cant kill her she just kill herself
>now he didnt even write most of it
LOOOOOOOOOOOL. this is pathetic. 12 was shit and so was this. he cant even finish a project
>People won't stop wienersucking matsuno even after the abortion that is ivalice's raid story
>Makes somehow a story even worse than gyr abania
>People backpedal and say it wasn't even him
>Mikoto gets vision of herself falling from an airship
>Insert forced drama over this happening
>Moment finally comes
>She just gets insta-saved by Fran on a flying motorbike
So this is the power.....of Matsuno?
This gane doesnt have deaths since stormshit anon damn even people rage cried for a meme spoiler title of the shit potato that became a coocum in last heavensward patch
I don't know what they were even thinking with that one. The Japanese title was better anyway
that's banri's fault for being a garbage story writer
>He didn't even write most of it
then why fricking bother getting him on board for it?
Yoshida likes him, and it's a paycheck. IIRC, he mostly wrote the character's backstory and did some story input. The majority was written by two dudes on the regular writing team, but that's just me going off of some old Famitsu article from ages ago.
yoshi worships the ground matsuno walks on
cope. matsuno fricked up bozja. matsuno dick riders can go to hell.
It's less about wanting that for me, but squishing together what really should have been two separate expansions together really didn't help the MSQ. It didn't go well for SB and it didn't go well here.
Garlemald is the densest zone in the MSQ. but i can't imagine the 3 arcs within it taking place in 3 different zones without a lot of bloat
it could have been kino but the whole thing was cheesy as frick
>zenos killing all the garleans to try and reinforce how evil zenos is
He wasn't really evil, he simply didn't give a shit. Fandaniel actively hated and wanted to kill everyone, Zenos didn't assign other people any value, positive or negative.
Zenos assigned people a value, but like any sweaty raidgay, every person was judged on a scale from "boring faceroll" to "fun fight".
That explains how undead feels pandemonium raid design and fun after edenverse
It was fine overall.
Then why didnt he fight at the moon after killing his toy zodiark promised by fandango howard? What a pussy
He knows you're distracted. He wants you to be completely in the mood before fighting him.
I was completely in the mood after the body swap prank but the fujo gay cant do good shit and good pacing in this expansion
What was up with that weird silent interaction between Fanny Danny and Thancred after the body swap incident anyway.
why would he? even varis acknowledged zenos was a monster. plus zenos has the mangekyo sharingan and varis didnt
From where did you get the impression that Varis was strong at all? The only thing we've seen him do is break a katana with his hand and that weeb shit is fragile as frick.
>le smarmy above-it-all villain who is actually a softie longing for the good old days where he was best friends with another version of the player character
Really Yoshi?
Hades absolutely hates Azem, he is sick of having to cover for their bullshit and chaos they cause travelling the world that carries over to your reincarnation.
>Hades absolutely hates Azem
False. Hades is in a constant state of annoyance with everyone. He considered Azem one of his dearest friends
The fact that he made a memory crystal for Azem in secret, when that goes against the rules since Azem abandoned the convocation proves this
Yeah, making that crystal means going against the convocation, meaning that in a way Azem is more important to Hades than his work as Emet-selch which is saying a lot given his character.
+ hythlo saying that he was always the one appearing first if azem called.. and now guess what happened during the 5.3 wol fight
Hades is tsundere as frick. How could you not see this?
>the big good was actually bad all along, at least as implied by the previous expansion's antagonist
>except she wasn't and that is just a perspective thing
>large portion of the fanbase can't accept this because they love said antagonist
Always makes me laff
Please tell me someone has the full comic.
Just remember to put Zodiark Trancers in their place whenever possible
No but I have most of it saved. It was only like 10 pages.
You can find the whole comic here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/x11a6x/why_is_the_shitposting_community_sleeping_on/
The mods on r/ffxiv for whatever reason deleted the original OP's post but somebody archived the whole thing and reposted it elsewhere.
I ALONE IS ENOUGH
Name a more iconic line.
QRD? I don't know anything about this, and it already looks absolutely moronic.
Name one time they even do this in FFXIV. If anything its the villains trying to act like good guys the game is obsessed with. Justifying millions of deaths if it means saving the planet.
the church
what? from their very introduction the knights of the round are bothered by you. not explicitly villainous, no, but proudly patriotic and dismissive of you. the heel turn for the church happens like, midway through the expansion. every scene prior to that with thordan is Forboding cuz he's meeting with ascians and seems to have a plan of his own. The game wasn't hiding Thordan as the main villain in any way.
ENTER
Eh, he just does whatever will ensure his business stays successful
Ok fine here's a REAL real one then.
It's the Bokurano situation.
>his only comeuppence is Nanamo made him take his mask off
It's not fair...
He may not be evil
But he is a dick
He never was evil tho and now that I think about it, he never hid his intentions from anyone He told Nanamo like it is and even got fricking Godbert to do it as well. Lets not forget he even warned Alphinaud he was gonna get dunk on sooner or later.
This motherfricker deservesa fate worse than death! I hate the fact that we never got to plant this frick into the dirt six feet under.
Might just be my favorite character
>when he tries to israelite you hard in the CUL questline
Why is this israelite like this?
israelites gonna israelite, in game and in real life
What with people only able to understand cartoon on your face evil. Is this an effect of 10 years of marvel movies?
>Y'shtola's into femdom
Best girl.
Is this outfit available to players? Does it have a name at least?
You can buy it. With real money
Actually that goes for both outfits in that image
Copy that.
>literally one (ONE, UNO) line
>xivtrannies keep sperging out and spamming MUH MOMMY MOMMY FUTA FEMDOM
every person playing FFXIV is mentally ill
>could get a manga following the MSQ
>could get a manga showing the scions outside of the game
>instead we got a slice of life school story
Like.. I get why they did it, but I am still upset.
>Thinking they would ever risk angering the homosexual playerbase by fricking with their headcanon
>y'shtola substory
>she gets back with runar
Pontificate the salt
Mommy'shtola!
>10/10 snooty cat girl
>Yoshida almost constantly refuses to ever develop her further
>we were lucky we even got her acting like a dumbass kid in 6.1
Feels bad being an actual fan of her character sometimes. I know she is absurdly popular and will never be killed off, but that isn't an excuse to simply allow her to stagnate and grind the same gears over and over without ever differing or switching things up.
Since she is the only Scion they 100% know will be with us for the entire lifespan of the game, they intentionally slow burn her, although I have to agree the ways the wrote her out in shit like SB were rather laughable.
>alphinaud got so much characterizaion in hw they retcon him constantly
>estinien has as well now make him HURR DURR SCARED OF KRILE AND TATARU
>alisaie is forever shit
>graha simp tia is shit
>hints of scion b team greatness
>just kidding heres more trash
awful.
Just let me hang out with Urianger. He's super autistic and it makes me laugh whenever he opens his fricking mouth.
Y'shtola is ok but if I had to choose a cat to knock up I'd take m'naago or nashu over her, hell I'd probably prefer f'lhaminn too tbh
M'naago is the cutest cat NPC and I'm salty that she's the only custom delivery girl you can't dress up.
>Runarcucks are still coping
>he thinks I still care for the scions after their death in ut
The only npc I care about is Krile and she's safe and sound.
Probably the best LiveLetter we had, Runarcucks btfo'd eternally. It's gonna be cute to see him with a FemHroth in 7.0.
>femhroth
Better ending imo
What did they say about Runar in the LiveLetter? I must have have missed it.
There is no love between the two, Runar just respects Y'shtola a lot (which should be fricking obvious since she beaically ensured the survival of the entire Night's Blessed) and it's a Teacher - Student relationship between them.
Best girl
which game again?
Chad Y'shtola vs Virgin Sylvanas
hyper-realistic Sylvanas is so fricking scary to look at
Not all of the ascians are dead and i'm sure they are still looking to push the WoL's shit in.
Except Fandaniel is quite literally the biggest piece of shit in the story
>big bad is bad because... he was curious about his research (also he's black)
Yoshi...
His bird has the fault too and fujo writer that its the b***h who made this shit and enjoyed it
Can you blame her for being a little mindbroken though, she saw a lot of shit spanning ages.
Yes she is the embodiment of twitter
Her going insane made my dick hard as frick
>The Obvious twist villain is actually the hero
Kino...
>The obvious twist villain is being used as a pawn of the bigger villains who is delusional enough to think she's the hero
FTFY. And funny enough it's pretty easy to draw a parallel between Rhea/Hydaelyn and how the respective fanbases feel towards them.
>draw a parallel between Rhea/Hydaelyn and how the respective fanbases feel towards them.
That they`re the best girls in their respective games?
as long as it gets drilled into idiot npc's heads that good is evil and evil is good
for me it's yugiri, irrelevant as she is.
Hien's wienersleeve is cute!
She may be irrelevant but outside of the scions she's the closest thing to a waifu we have in-universe.
she got exactly what all fem'ras deserve
The good guys will become the bad guys by accidentally rejoining shards in an attempt create pathways betwixt shards.
Please look forward to the Azem shard who has been going around consuming the rest of them
>people argue about whether Venat was justified or not in her actions
>literally everything bad that happened was because of this stupid frick being mad no one conformed to his worldview
frick Hermes, he deserved to be raped by Asahi for eternity
Venat did nothing wrong.
The only thing she did wrong is not showing more skin in the MSQ.
She will come back in 7.0 and become a new scion.
I wanna hug her while smelling her robes
wait a minute
that's an areola
more areola
Gross.
gays not welcome
So is she ever going to frick my boy or should I do it for her?
bros I can't wait for tomorrow I want to do some hildi
I guess the extremely simple plot was just too complicated for you
>"Oh no I can't control the Monetarists and they keep exploiting Ul'dah!"
>"I should totally just abdicate my power and turn Ul'dah into a republic so elected officials can be bribed, wait, I mean, lobbied by the monetarists for their own interests!"
Is she moronic? I'm glad she seems to have given up on this but still
She's literally potato.
The only redeeming quality to her is Rahbaun.
Too bad Yoshi-P really wants to frick those potatoes as 2 out of 4 of the scions are potatoes and Nanamo gets far and away more screentime than either Kan-E or Merlwyb.
Kanye shows up a lot. She also takes the field a LOT compared to Merlwyb and Raubhan
Kan-E only really got time to shine in the Endwalker Role Quest, though it was a pretty significant amount. Overall I'd say it's Nanamo > Kan-E > Merlwyb in how often they show up, which makes sense I suppose. That's excluding Raubhan of course.
none of the alliance leaders have any voiced lines in the EW MSQ, pretty obvious they were put aside to focus on the story and sad bird
This really bothered me considering how integral they are to the rest of the story, ShB and EW feel like a totally different game from the rest of XIV.
ShB felt like a point where they just wanted to do their own story that barely had any relevance to the ongoing plotline. The only real point of it was that it gave us lore and introduced a way to undo tempering.
Ok but she's still a lesbian, probably as a frick you to waifugays.
>Ok but she's still a lesbian
She seems not to be interested in anything sexual or romantic, only combat and fighting. The whole Cirina thing felt more like another *point your finger at magnai and laugh* moment.
>Ok but she's still a lesbian, probably as a frick you to waifugays.
most waifugays are playing girls anyway
>Ok but she's still a lesbian, probably as a frick you to waifugays.
You do realize she's a fictional character, right? Why would her sexuality matter, dumbass?
The whole Eorzea plotline was getting kinda stale
>muh alliance problems
>garleans comical villains
so i don't blame them for sidelining it in ShB then quickly drawing it to a close in EW. They could have probably done it better if they had more resources so that the alliance was actually more relevant rather than being relegated to the role quests but they probably ran out of resources
the alliance was holding the fort at home while the ilsabard delegation went to garlemald. most of the job/class npcs affirm this.
Kanye also pulled our asses out of the fire twice in the HW MSQ, saving Yshtola and getting the moogles to talk to us. She personally took the field at both Ala Mhigo and Ghimlyt Dark. And while the tank EW role quest does get a lot of shit (all of them deserve more shit imho) Kanye actually acts in character during hers and we see her react to issues accordingly, while Hien and Aymeric were just their personal arcs from their expansions 2.0, Merlwyb being conspicuously absent from the melee dps one (though she had her own thing in 5.4) and Fordola getting her redemption arc.
Though I will admit, Nanamo mustering the resources of her nation and being the queen she was born to be in the scions calling in favors section of Labyrinthos 2 is among my favorite cutscenes in the entire game
>Merlwyb being conspicuously absent from the melee dps one
Given that fujodevs are in control now I can take a guess as to why
They have serious Thanalan bias in general. I think 1.0 even had the juiciest story bits for people who started there.
Trust me you don't want any focus on Kan-E in the game or people find out that we've just been letting the elementals off scot free for a decade
>is the naive sheltered figurehead moronic?
Yes?
I was actually surprised that FFXIV took the approach that it did with her character.
if westerners were writing it she would've turned ul'dah into a republic with no negative consequences because she's such a girlboss
I really do love that XIV has more nuanced takes about things like economics and politics than the majority of western media, even if only slightly.
"Maybe we should give the refugees jobs instead of giving them unlimited handouts or exploiting them as slave labor."
"Maybe we should invest in the peaceful parts of Ala Mhigan trade, not only as a means to rebuild it as a self-sufficient nation, but also to help it move past it's violent past."
"Maybe there's a better way towards peace than breaking numerous treaties as part of a cycle of revanchist racial ethnic cleansings."
Not to make the obvious WoW comparison, but it's such a breath of fresh air.
that’s a low bar, it’s not difficult to have better writing than wow
Nanamo learning how to game the system as a hard counter to the Monitarists and realizing that she can help her people by remaining in power instead of abdicating is a genuinely great plot development.
For me its Sadu.
Are you a woman? Because if not she isn't interested.
You must have mistaken me for some self inserting waifugay. I just love her sassy personality.
Man of culture.
Giga based
>No earring on right ear
Anon...
They all have wieners, and really ugly wieners at that
Why male Hyur have NPC face 1-2-3?
This is the only thing preventing me to play them.
preconceived ideas subverted
what a twist!
Do we know how the relics look like yet?
Sucks being a Warrior. After Endsinger and Zenos I can't get that battle high like I used too.
I wanna hug this cat and hold her hands.
I want to froth and foam all over her.
>>>/vg/
I WANT SOME EVIL FRICKING CHARACTERS
It's coming
I feel a overwhelming dread about this guy. I'm seriously afraid they'll pull a WoW plot where he's committing these atrocities for some other big evil villain we haven't heard of and he didn't tell anyone because the story won't let him.
You're right. Zero is the final boss of this arc. Just because she's articulate, has tomboy energy and ignores the weak doesn't mean she's not an aether starved monster who will devour Golbez the instant she can
I hate her! They better not fricking think about putting her into the main cast. If anything give her the gaia treatment and let her rot in their shithole of a world.
I could see them going a few ways with Zero. The obvious is that she'll be the final boss of the arc of course, but whether she'll die, be redeemed and take charge of her world or come to us and become a recurring character is the question.
It's because she's a female character isn't it? Or at least we are told she is since she has a male body.
>It's because she's a female character isn't it? Or at least we are told she is since she has a male body.
No I just think she is boring as all hell and her character trope is overdone as frick already, they are putting so much focus on her that I fear they might actually add her to the main group as they did with Graha at the end of SHB.
He is not even gonna be the final boss.
You said, characters
redemption arc incoming
Valens is the perfect example, the dude was a blast to watch
>The guy who's entire thing is appearing to be the most evil darth vader motherfricker ever but actually he was secretly good guys
is this a joke?
Nah its final fantasy 4 in a nutshell besides people not dying as character swaps
So uhh... will Y'shtola actually go "Wait, I know that guy!" when she meets him...?
probably not, as its not THE Golbez, while the Kefka doll is based off of THE Kefka
don't they get mindwiped every time?
>sassing emo squall
>taking the lead with her group of Vaan and OK who both simp for her
>consoling terra like a big sister
>calling kefka on his shit, putting an end to it
>completely giving Zidane the Magni-treatment when he tried to move on her
God damn I am so sad they killed Dissidia with the 3vs3 shit and basically banned any character development for XIV characters in OO. Seeing Y'shtola and the other Scions on their own was amazing.
Dyssidia isnt canon besides stranger of paradise
Then you know whats gonna be yshtola dicaprio moment... at a fricking mammet description
The dub makes them say whatever the frick the sweaty american localisers feel like, so sure
Hope i can punch his helmet like strangers of paradise fake garland and get it as glamour
Gee, I wonder if this mysterious new character invented for FFXIV, Golbez, will have anything to do with the character with Zero in its name! For frick sake, even Zenos is barely 2 letters off from Zemus.
i think its safe to assume Zero will be the 6.5 trial. but how we get there is completely unknown. the FF4-like route would be Zero manipulating Golbez from afar and him and not-Fusoya would attempt to take her down
Did the new wroter has tendency of subverting expectations like that i think zeros is just ardbert with more interaction and crappy void of backstory
Can XIV do anything besides badly re-using ideas from previous Final Fantasy games?
Nope thats the reason the game got popular
It has, but you guys will hyperfocus on the references as an excuse to dislike it.
The fujo rips off KH in specific.
>Emet is just Xemnas with a touch of Axel. Both are lonely and tsunderes. Emet's design is literally Xemnas'
>Roxas is Azem. Another incarnation of the MC who abandons his seat and is considered a traitor by all but Axel/Emet.
>Roxas and Ardbert both combine with the MC in order to aid them. Making them stronger in the process.
>Ascians goal is to sacrifice lives to free Zodiark and regain their comrades/become complete. Organization 13's goal is to sacrifice lives to create Kingdom Hearts and regain their hearts/become complete.
>Time travel shenanigans. Including multiple methods to it.
>Void practically functions as the realm of darkness. Down to ascians using it to
>Meteion+Hermes is just Xehanort (scientist + super empath).
>Too much darkness is bad, but so is too much light.
Watch as the next FF14 antag turns out to be MoM-lite.
She learned from the best.
Except FFXIV's story makes sense, and KH's doesn't. So it can't be a ripoff.
For now after shitwalker and the crappy retcons of arr ,as lahabrea killing you in the fight after ultima weapon ,ffxiv gonna become the kh of wow sooner or later
Seek medical attention, I think you're having a stroke.
There's a bunch of plot holes in both at this point. And the deeper mechanics of both are also convoluted as shit.
Besides Nomura also has to wrestle disney to allow some of his ideas to make it in. And he adds them even when butchered.
If it was pre-Shb I might agree with you. But Shb and especially EW have a lot of handwaved plot elements in order to make earlier things make sense.
>a lot
Not really. There's only a few things and maybe ONE retcon relating to Hydalyn.
I'm not talking about retcons in specific. I'm talking about just handwaved away plot elements/things happening because it's cool and not because of it making sense.
Currently FF14 is about as convoluted as KH up till like BBS. 3D is where KH got really confusing with the time travel shit, but honestly 1-BBS are pretty easy to follow. Retcons sure, but nothing that doesn't make sense.
All it takes is one bad move and FF14 could easily get it's KH3D moment.
we've had several evil characters. most of them have motivations that we can relate to, but that doesn't mean they're not evil.
Valens van Varro is the only truly evil guy and they went so far out of their way to make him unlikeably evil its looped around to being hilarious
The guy was hilarious
>MRW they ask me to stop drinking milk
i want that laugh and a /burnoutthebad emote
>whips the au ra sub humans
>experiments on refugees and promises to spare their family before also torturing them too
>nonstop pursuit of POWER
>badass armor
he was pretty cool, better than the moronic siblings
BURN
OUT
THE
BAD
Valens was so fricking perfect it was unreal. Basically FFXIV's version of Luca Blight, just pure cruelty scumbaggery and selfish narcissistic ego tripping the entire way.
He was just nazi robin williams
>drinks milk naked in the dark
>abuses kids into bullying other kids
>all of them are his adopted children
>sticks several kids' brains into death machines
>holds families hostage because why the frick not
We didn't deserve him.
mean GOOD evil characters, not shit like EW Zenos
...
>wrote mostly shit
>but a few bangers
next patches are gonna be interesting
The only hopeful part I have is that his patches were the ones where wife got some good screen time.
you guys are optimistic. probably the translations but he came off as a real smug prick for a failed stage writer.
has echo finally cleared thordan?
I don't see a clear video on their YT. I remember they stopped and came back to it again a few weeks ago.
How are they going to finish the Void story without making the ShB job quests mandatory? We are at a point where they have to reference Cycle and Ukulele, right??
its ripe for another expansion's role quest wrap up. but unless they make the SHB role quests AND Eden mandatory we aren't gonna get shit
>tfw I cutscene skipped the Eden quests because I really didn't want to be subjected to Nomura slop
it basically hits all the big themes of FF8 with Gaia eventually taking the place of Squall.
Fatebreaker and Oracle of Darkness were great allusions to Griever and Ultimecia without being straight model rips
>Not liking hime cut bawds
Did nomura simps for a goth girl or whats the reason of this design trens?
I expect the story to be concluded to a certain degree but not everything will be tied up, at most
>obtain dragon pussy
>stabilise the 13th to use as a gateway to other worlds
>final boss will get his revenge one day
I think the only one of those that will happen is saving Azdaja, presuming there is anything left to save. 'Fixing' the 13th in an in between expansions arc is far too big an ask. There is no way in hell Golbez survives the current arc, as he has all the signs of being Worfed by Zero. Makes me wonder if we'll get a FuSoYa expy on the 13th's moon, if it still exists
I meant it's only be stabilised enough they can use it to traverse worlds because there are pockets of safe zones like the castle or Zero's domain. They need that setup for the following expansion
It'll still be incredibly dangerous and full of void sent which is why I'd leave Golbez to survive and plot his revenge in the background. Introducing and then killing off villains in between expansions has happened far too much
I think that given yoship's comments about 7.0 fundamentally changing how the audience understands the setting, that 7.0 will be interdimensional/aliens from outer space stuff rather than anything on Etheyris or a new reflection
that new star in Ultima Thule i think is the sign of this
Anon thats for omicron tribe of tomorrow
thats what i thought too until i learned that the new star only appears after you complete 6.2. so unless the omicron beast tribe requires 6.2 completion i think its a step in that direction
Then its 6.2 completion thats not so crazy as reauirement
The new star in ultima thule is probably to do with the new omicron beast tribe stuff, apparently before the Initial H quests appeared their ruins were randomly added as well.
I'd kinda prefer something space/alien-related rather than another reflection though
>I'd kinda prefer something space/alien-related rather than another reflection though
Same, because if we go to another reflection, it needs to be something totally different, The First can pass as another region of eorzea
I have no confidence they'll be able to pull off another reflection that's strong enough to be interesting, yet not a derivative of the source or 1st
Besides unless they shove meracydia in the patches its gonna be next expansion then
soon
they need to start making summary quests for these side plots. although i loved the shb role quests, expecting joe shmoe to level 5 separate jobs and then go through their respective role quests is moronic.
i think the hildy requirement for the relic line was testing the waters and with the strong pushback it's unlikely they will do something like that again and maybe more on the line of crystal tower
i can't believe how much of a shitfit that was. they'll grind out 10000 fates in a week but won't fly around and skip cutscenes for 2 hours
pic unrelate, right, OP?
OFFICIAL CATGIRL POWER RANKING:
M'naago>Nashu>Zhloe>that rogue's guild slag>the arcanist guild rape victim>That fat one in Eulmore>>>
's guildmaster>Y'shitola
your ranking matters shit because fat old men rule Eorzea
This is the cutest cat in the game
CAT dicky UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
No! T'kebbe!
Y'shtola > Mango = Nashu = F'lahmin = V'kebbe
Miqo's are always the best NPCs in the room. The Orphanage cats are too precious to be put in a lewd list like that.
Nah they were moronic as the writer after killing zodiark at the moon and making the crappiest walk to the end with not killing zenos at the moon because muh nihilism and shonen "friend"
bunny bunny gyaru gal
thirsty for warrior of light's anal
forgotten on a sidequest she is
we'll never see her again
She was an absolute chad. But her eyes are too striking. Sunglasses mode is best mode.
built for big white roe wiener
I like how she actually held her hand to the top of her head when answering her linkpearl. Nice little attention to detail.
>one of two only characters in the entire game who has the hots for the WoL and wants you to pound the shit out of her anus
>the other contender for your love is a Scottish fae queen from another dimension that can invade your dreams at night
Gone forever, taken too soon. This game is a goddamned ride.
i always imagined her with a scottish accent
like the demo man but bunny girl
Big brown rabbits.
>introduce sexy bunny girls
>didn't give us one to join the scions so the guys can have some proper eyecandy aside from Y'shtola
>if we do get a relevant one it'll be a male
After SB the scions become too much of a sausagefest.
Good thing I love sausage.
ok ass worm
no u
EW took all the nuance out of the story.
Suddenly instead of 2 perfectly valid viewpoints, the Heroes viewpoint is the only way for success while the Ascians were doomed even if they succeeded.
Venat's backup plan makes 0 sense too.
Why is Ilberd stopping us in Aitascope? He literally fricking won. The final days would destroy ala mhigo; why the frick would he want that.
Just for clap points I guess.
Same with the other 2 guys (Livia and Jobber).
Why didn't Emet not use echo in order to get back his memories? Same with the other 2.
Why the frick is garlemald such a disappointment?
Why can Zenos transform into Shinryu just by absorbing the small remains of the mothercrystal?
How can Zenos fly to the end of the universe that fast. It took Midgardsormr AGES to reach Etheirys.
Time travel shouldn't be possible but since it's a time loop it is. Except that in of itself is contradictory. Was it just FATE (AKA nothing mattered in the end).
EW is the Avengers: Endgame of FF14. Makes 0 sense but fans suck it off because it makes them clap.
>Ilberd
I think he's just a spirit at this point. So he's not thinknig. But yea, makes no sense.
Same with Asahi and Amon, but it didn't stop him from being completely omniscient about what was going on in the living world. Ilberd got his wish, Livia/Rhitalyn are literally killing Gaius if they stopped us. They're just enemies cuz they wanted us to CLAP.
The whole mystery behind Hydaelyn not talking to us and may not be trustworthy? Sike she's actually still good (Mary Sue ass), she just couldn't talk to you because everything was a timeloop, with no foreshadowing mind you, that she had to follow.
Like I said, Hydaelyn's backup plan makes no sense either. Does a ship protect you from Meteion's song somehow? Will Meteion's song not reach other planets somehow? Therefore, she had no reason to kill herself to try and test us.
Christ, don't get me started on how terrible Sharlayan turned out to be. A giant nothingburger with severe pacing issues.
Ultima Thule was just them having no balls, and beating us over with the same concept 8x; playing a sad song, and then resurrecting everyone so nothing beforehand actually meant anything.
Endsinger phase change was good I admit, but they were too lazy to implement it in the EX. Endsinger EX fricking sucked.
The people who like EW are probably bottom of the barrel consoomers.
took them long enough that only having subtitles in raids turns the characters into even more of a faceless NPC
Endsinger Ex should be zenos raping and absorbing twiteion, changing the whole fight
>Why is Ilberd stopping us in Aitascope?
I'd like to imagine he was pissed at us helping Garlemald , but really, Aitascope should have had better bosses and enemies.
Like each boss could have been a representation of an expansion like Thordon for HW and Ilberd for SB instead of literal whogivesashit Garleans we killed in ARR.
>two bosses are Garleans from ARR
Such a shame. Aitascope has cool music and idea but the bosses had no variety and sucked.
Of all the villians wanting a rematch with wol they took the clowniest even tho their boss reworks were good specially the roe guy
The moral of the story is carry on in the face of inevitable despair.
But also, if we deem it impossible for other people to change, you should kill them.
And also we should use Ancient magic to bring our lost loved ones back to life.
Also we should forgive mass murderers if they have a change of heart ( twiteion zenos kinda at the moon)
>But also, if we deem it impossible for other people to change, you should kill them.
>And also we should use Ancient magic to bring our lost loved ones back to life.
Dumb redditspacing speedreader.
Emet just simply couldn't do it mate. I understand why you bring up the echo part but you forgot that the echo isn't some immediate enlightening thing. It's triggered by things whose memories are joyful or tormented in another word those that leave a strong impression. How can you gain something back when you don't even remember that it happened? As for Shinryu I thought he was the strongest dragon basically. People forget he literally put us in another dimension in our fight, it isn't so far fetched that he would be able to travel the stars quick. Time travel is a thing and the crystal tower is proof of that however the magicks behind it are so hard to pull off that a mistake could frick the entire star. Which is why Graha wanted to make it as stable as possible. I get the endgame comparison but in there it just happens, in XIV it was a journey that spammed a few years and took a bunch of sacrifices. I agree that EW could have been better but once time travel is introduced to a story there is only so much you can do to reach a reasonable conclusion
Nah shinryu just pull to the cloud and a make the arena
We barely managed to clear the raid before new patch, it was fun. Hopefully the criterion dungeons are fun too
I am super hyped for criterion too.
>Loss sucks but you gotta move on...
>Oh shit my senpai died? Load the savestate.
he's not the crystal exarch though. he's g'raha with the exarch's memories (and there are a few exarch moments in the EW MSQ to boot). his battle of wills with Sir in UT sums up his situation about proof that he is who he thinks he is
>and there are a few exarch moments in the EW MSQ to boot
i only count 2, which is a shame cos Exarch G'raha is cool as frick and his Japanese voice actor does a really good job in that role
depends if you count the Mass Float spell as Exarch or G'raha, as the Exarch's thing seemed to be space magic that altered properties of matter
thinking more on it, G'raha being in the spotlight only happened a few times. from the top of my head:
>talking to him during the meeting with the forum in Labyrinthos 1 (X)
>mass Float spell after Tower of Zot (maybe)
>Burger Time
>G'raha being suspicious of Zenos possessing your body
>Going Exarch mode in Thavnair 2 (x)
>Sending you to the first to talk to Elidibus
>Fighting with Alisaie in the post Elpis gameplay break
>the elemental reactor thing in Labyrinthos 2
>the business with Sir in UT (x)
so a good percentage of G'raha's character in EW is the Exarch at least poking his head out
I was furious how the expansion told about moving (alphinaud was baited as sacrifice in launch trailer) then the scions got resurrected by emet ex machina should be the fujo cat dying and saving the scions
>Tfw you realize XIV is just that abusive partner that manipulates you just to say "everything is fine" and act like a goody two shoes
I see Ishikawa knows her audience and makes me wonder if she's a freak in bed
Of course but like a rabid virging screaming sex in all her pores
What?
You don't scream from your pores? What is wrong with you?
>XIV storytelling ever good
You brought it upon yourselves.
>hahaha
>not hohoho
Sorry, doc
game with combat system made to be easy for children has a story that appeals to children
We're talking about FF, not WoW.
Even worse, you're talking about a FF reskin of WoW.
How easy are femlalas?
Depends on how much gil you have.
How much gil are we talking?
reminder "that I can't deny" is the canon choice
Choice 3 is the best option. I accepted Zenos on the roof of the Royal Menagerie but he rejected me.
damn right it is
I stopped playing after that zenos fight, him being a dbz character and infecting you with his waku-waku syndrome was the only thing I enjoyed out of all the generic JRPG plotting that followed Heavensward
The only people that didnt pick option 3 are cucks and youtube homosexuals. Its so obvious and they just go 'nuuuuh I'm a gud boy who just wants to do gud' like they forgot the whole first part of ARR where we're fricking mercs going around killing shit for profit.
Preach picked 3 though so he's alright.
option 3 is
>I've had enough of you, it ends here
which is the most moralgay option
because that's what you are
people are too busy circlejerking themselves as epic edgelords but you're a heroic protagonist and are never not
ARR Yshtola was cuter. Now she looks like a prostitute.
>A member of the prostitute race looks like a prostitute
Crazy.
The prostitute race is lalafell.
Tataru is such a chad.
Is a demonic goblin that steal things from the void such as the paladin armor of endwalker cover
She's THE prostitute of ffxiv. In Stormblood, when we were leaving Kugane, Hanwiener said that there were actual flocks of men lining up to get some of her lalafell coochie.
Nice representation of japanese men ishikawa/yoshi-p
So? She didn't frick em, did she? Nope. She was too busy getting mad dosh.
Reminder that she is still talking about money, when staring at Haurcefaunt's grave.
I'm glad she finally accepted that BLM is the one true job and that WHM is lame.
thats why she volunteers to heal in Troia
absolutely. ARR Yshola is best.
True
>>THE BAD GUYS WERE ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUYS THE ENTIRE TIME
Now what would you do if I told you this was true for our own history?
impossible, when the bad guys win they automatically become the good guys.
are you seriously fricking telling me that Sharleyan would keep its council while the world falls to ruin!?
just remembered i have to cutscene skip through all of hildibrand today before maintenance
Good luck is really long specially arr
Hildy is based as frick.
But as the other anon said, it's long as frick in ARR.
how do we save Machinist?
Get a damage buff and turn the robot into a transformation like reaper into gwarrior
What do you even need to save
The job has such high combo potential that buffing damage could basically make it god
Already has tons of mobility from being ranged
Give it too much party utility and DOTs that it basically just becomes BRD
short answer: give it a raid buff because being p.ranged and selfish is contradictory
long answer: it doesnt need to be saved because all the "dps" checks in this game are pathetically easy and are in reality just "you didnt die to any of the mechanics" checks
People like you are the reason why all jobs in the game are homogenized diarrhea.
im not a game dev at cbu3 anon
They re hiring people ,anon, if you re interested
remove heated animations
add rocket launcher
Also make chainsaw a fricking melee chainsaw so you force the ranged not being too far of getting aoe healed and buffed for morons
What are you talking about? It's great.
In pvp now try raid without a static in pf
>In PVP. Now, try raiding without a static in PF
Damn I don't think I've pvped with machinist since the pvp update...
This. we are using their tech to make the moon better in sense. free slave labor.
Bring ammo back or give battery management to queen. They will probably never do that and in my opinion MCH is fine it just needs more damage. I am really tired of the dance balance S-E does. I doubt anyone would give a frick if MCH did the more damage out of the melee dps.
give it a numbers boost and bring back rng ammo, give them a mechanic that makes them move so turreting isn't an option
Make it doomslayer from doork eternal refilling ammo/resorces with melee chainsaw HAHAHAHA!
You simply cannot. The ranged tax will continue forever and they will redesign it a FOURTH time and it will still never work as intended. It is the single most botched job in the entire game.
They fricking nailed BLUE MAGE of all jobs in it's debut. With Machinist they just keep screwing everything up.
give it a rez
give it aoe versions of robot and make auto crossbow refill ogcds like single target
>how many times
Wasn't this only used in Heavensward?
What weapon you guys working on first tomorrow?
whichever one doesnt look like shit
preferably nin or gnb
probably white mage. i wonder if they'll just be different versions of the gold saucer weapons
RPR cause I play the "edgy" race and so I gotta get the edgy weapon.
>manderville weapons
>edgy
you're going to get a foam tube and like it
ITS GOING TO BE EDGY! IN THE END SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
I dunno why people think the Manderville weapons will be joke weapons. The are being made by Godbert. Everything he makes is flashy and gaudy looking. I expect lots of gold and particle effects.
makes me wonder who is the better craftsman, Gerolt or Godbert
isn't that half the "plot" of the new relic quests
typically its Gerolt getting help from a scholar from a far away land to perform miracles. more recently we've been getting backstory on Rowena too
remember the weapons have totally different stages, people are guessing the first stage will be joke weapons
Cause current relics designs are a joke after heavensward
Work on? You'll get it for free after a couple of cutscenes. The work comes later
No clue. Maybe dancer. Haven't had a good dancer weapon glam in a while.
GNB, then PLD and DRK.
Obtaining the new collectables to keep my collections complete
>Cards
>Minions
>Orchestrion rolls
Not sure if there's new fish but those too.
I still have to do Stormblood and Endwalker Hildy quests. But when I get there, BLM. Always and forever.
war
Just like the last couple of relics, the first step is probably just a handout that barely requires any effort and is not gonna be better than the most current EX weapon
the first step of the resistance weapon was 'free' because you had to do an alliance raid series and a solo duty to get to it
I will start with MNK and DRG as I know I will want those as BiS for later. Anything else would be dependent on how the final steps look, so probably won't even start on those for a long time.
>tomorrow
what I miss?
6.25 patch, criterion dungeons and relic quests
Well frick playing OW2 then
>playing a Blizzard game
okay troon
both you gays have the same insult
You sure seem to, you mass replying wiener gobbler.
I just made a joke, idk why you are so butthurt by it
Post good male Hyurs. I want to fanta into one but i'm still not 100% sure.
The john fantasy without a beard and with a beard looks good. The male armor works the best on them too. Just dont be suprised if every other male hyur also looks like you.
>Just dont be suprised if every other male hyur also looks like you.
That's the issue with Hyur tbqh
Yeah and? You get the canon MSQ experience and every armor is made for your race. No need to care what others do. I like hyur bros.
t.malera
There is no canon WoL, Anon. Not even Trailer-kun
wrong. You play Viera so shut the frick up.
This is the problem with every race since they all have just a couple decent looking faces while the rest are frickugly.
Please answer this genuely.
I see this issue much more with Hyur midlanders. Is it just me or someone else feel the same?
yeah the ardbert face is definitely the most popular.
i like the riol one myself
>riol
wich one is that?
Good, the more middies the better.
oh its this guy again. at least barry puts effort into it. lol
Just dump all of them into poland and build a wall
Nazis were such brainlets
>Already got both deep dungeon solo titles
>completed 3/4 of the ulitmates and got all the weapons
>dsru filtered my group and the weapons are so fricking bad I said i'd clear it whenever I feel like getting back to it
>don't give a shit about crafting
>the idea of slogging through another raid tier in PF makes me wanna kms
Holy shit i didnt think i'd be at odds this badly with xiv. This shit has been so bad I've resubbed to play wotlk instead and am actually enjoying it even if its piss easy. I just wanted to have fun bros.
I've unsubbed but also have Necro and Lone Hero so I'm looking forward to playing again when the new deep dungeon is out. It should keep me busy for a long time again.
Whenever I burnt out of all the other crap I'd just grind deep dungeons. Can't even do that because yoshi's homosexual ass skipped a shadowbringers DD and the next isn't due until 6.4 the earliest.
Sometimes it's good to take a break and play something else anon, hope you're having with WoW
golbez is a boring homosexual. i hope rubicante gives us kino.
stupid because wols aether would have made zero a schizo like dragon aether.
Reminder that Y'Shtola is a size queen and 99% of men wouldn't be big enough to satisfy her
That's okay. I can always use Khloe.
This sort of thing isn't that common and only used in certain situations.
>the orc/goblin race is actually civilized and highly intelligent
>the humans were the real bad guys
>you didn't already discover a twist in the first third of the game
>everyone says the white hair elf twink is insufferable in base story
>he's fine
>the moron potato race midget and his monk prostitute side-kick are billion times worse
why are people lying about this game?
>Q for raid as dps
>Long q
>Don't remember anything
>die
>q for raid as tank
>short q
>Don't remember anything
>5 Vuln stacks
>Never die
Now if only tank didn't feel like only half of a job I'd be happy
>Q for raid as healer
>short q
>fail a mechanic
>die
>party trash at you
I hope the next expansion comes soon, I've been spending too much time lazing around on my island.
After playing this for a few months i'm curious.
Why are all the girl voices in this game so deep?
Literally only Minfillia and Yda in ARR had cute voices.
they were americans in arr
does ff 14 have private server
Yes, only TPS are allowed in though.
TPS what is that ?
bad raidtrannies that got upset over the recent raid and broke up because of it
i don't realy care for raids a like to play games for leveling right now i'm playing wow wotlk on warmane server
hope you're having a good time
thanks man but is there really no private server for it
who ever gives there money to blizzard is stupid
While I fully understand, giving Blizzard money in the year 2022 is still a gay move.
what is the name
>The bad guys are the good guys
>But they still act like complete dicks the entire story and cause a bunch of suffering
Why is this so common in Japanese media?
I don't have favorite job. On some level they all annoy or bore me
Where the frick is my unsundered world spin-off, Yoshi-P?
after ff16 i would assume, maybe 2025
>decided to go through squadron dungeons on an alt
>the marauders are still programmed to use overpower like its still a cone attack and they miss all the enemies every time they pull
Ebin. Best part is this is abandoned content so it's probably never getting fix
and the archers use cooldowns on every pull and the arcanists melt shit like no other
>Sitting in Microbiology class
>Nodding off
>Teacher: Yeah when I think of the term lop/ -o I think of a rabbit
>...
90% sure my professor plays XIV
Your professor is likely a pedophile, somone must rape him
Its an older lady
He will never be a woman
Or it could be because of lepus being the latin word for rabbit
Not to mention rabbits being described as "lop-eared" for ages.
that makes more sense
You morons do know there's a breed of rabbit called lops because their ears don't stand up.
What's the story about in 6.2? I'd play it but I can't be bothered.
the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are transported to Eorzea and you have to help them stop Krang and Shredder from taking over the world
Are you Team Magma or Team Aqua?
Immortal Flames
I think that only happened with the Sharlayans? it kind of happens with the dragons but even then Nidhogg was the main villain and he was still completely consumed by revenge.
the ancients were neutral with the ascians still ranging ranged bad to evil, the garleans stayed evil, Yotsuyu's story was that you can't change some people, Zenos got even more evil somehow, Gaius needed to almost die to change his ways and even then he wasn't actually good .
Oh yeah it happens with the warriors of darkness
I don't have a favorite job. All of them bore/annoy me in some way.
Y'shtola is kind of overrated.
god i wanted to like this game
will it legitimately get better in shadowbringers or is that just a meme?
It does get better yes. But if you aren't enjoying the game by that point you probably won't miraculously start liking it then.
the story's better but if you just hate the game (and are somewhere in heavensward) then there's no real reason to continue
i like bits here and there, but most of the story being filler and the poor gameplay make me feel like i’m just doing something i don’t like for a few scraps of something kind of decent every now and then
where are you at in the game
i just started the patch quests in stormblood
i’ve done the ivalice and omega raids already
well stormblood is definitely the lowest point in the game, though things start to pick up for SHB around 4.3 or 4.4 iirc which is generally when they start doing next expansion stuff in earnest
I liked most of heavensward a lot but most of shadowbringers better
that's fair
Holy shit MNK is boring. Nothing happens outside of perfect balance stacks
>PVE monk
I found your problem.
Sucks to be you, it's my favorite job.
yeah it's pretty fricking bad, amazing numbers wise yet still the lowest played melee dps by a large gap due to being boring as shit, plagued by horrible ARR animations, and full of jank shit when looking into optimization.