>DA Qunari: You are what you are. If you're born a warrior, you die a warrior. You cannot become anything else. We have a strict understanding of reality. >DA3 Qunari: WE'RE ALL GAYS AND TRANNIES NOW! SLAAAY QUEENS!!
I'll never understand it.
>I'll never understand it.
You'll never understand why a gay progressive coomer makes everything about his gay and progressive agenda and his sexual degeneracy?
the best explanation for it is Bull is lying out his ass to you and his diversity squad in order to make the Qun more appealing, you have to remember he's a spy who's name is Hissrad which means Liar.
I can kind of understand how in a strict society like the Qun if you had a woman who excelled at a man's job they'd find it more productive to call her a man and view her as such in order to best utilize that person. That said Bull clearly re-interpreted that to make his trans friend make sense to him and when the DLC came out with a Qunari woman identified as a woman who fights and leads men the whole thing just falls apart.
Kvothe was moronic when it came to Denna, so this makes sense. He always descibed her as this beautiful creature who was perfect in everyway, and he got pissed off when Bast pointed out that she had a crooked nose and she wasn't all that hot. Dude was an unreliable narrator and a major SIMP.
>MC giving his incredibly biased and unreliable narrator view
I've explained this to guys who think that Kvothe is a Gary Stu, the story we get is the one that HE'S telling... and he's clearly full of shit a lot of the time and is exaggering, or maybe outright lying in some cases. We get the 'Legend of Kvothe' as told by Kvothe.
The main issue is especially since the series never ends, what the fricks the point.
Thus far the series has had an unreliable narrator for no reason other than just because the author wants to brag how intelligent reading the series is
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I'm just holding out hope that there is ramifications in book 3 for all of this. Whether I continue to like the books will depend on whether or not there is somesort of callout on Kvothe's bullshit. If they just let him basically write his own wank material about how awesome he is with no confrontation and its never properly addressed, that will be... disappointing.
Idk what kinda cuck playthru ur playing but halsin hasn't made any prompts to bbc shadowheart and im near the end. Stop hitting on the bear and maybe it won't happen.
When I talked to the two drows in my game she literally said she would prefer her first time to be just us.
10 months ago
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>prefer >doesn't stop her from getting DROWED
10 months ago
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>prefer
Shadowcucks not like this...
10 months ago
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>prefer
Shadowcucks not like this...
Why is there so much fricking sex and shit in this game? I'm hardly a prude (you should see my skyrim mods) but it just seems so in your face and out-of-place in a Baldur's Gate game.
10 months ago
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Europeans are horny fricks. Have you seen their movies and tv shows?
10 months ago
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Yeah but this shit reads like it was written by some horny weirdo who was kick out of his TTRPG group and now he's running his own session... by himself... with his pants down.
10 months ago
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Now that you mention it this game kind of reminds of that one comic with the pervert DM who keeps inserting his fetishes. >Dare you enter my magical realm?
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The Forgotten Realms setting as detailed by Ed Greenwood is a very horny and sexual place. It's actually toned down. If you showed up at the druid grove at a good time it would probably resemble a free love hippy nature cult with orgies every afternoon and evening. Kind of explains why Kagha is so high up, there's a ton of powerful loose boss women in the setting.
Yeah but this shit reads like it was written by some horny weirdo who was kick out of his TTRPG group and now he's running his own session... by himself... with his pants down.
>Yeah but this shit reads like it was written by some horny weirdo who was kick out of his TTRPG group and now he's running his own session
Because that's a pretty good description of his mind set.
Now that you mention it this game kind of reminds of that one comic with the pervert DM who keeps inserting his fetishes. >Dare you enter my magical realm?
The Bull because he doesn't force you to kill goblin children. Or at the very least the game doesn't emphasize other paths that can be taken. Seriously, uninstalled right after meeting the bear or Helsin, whatever his name is. Dumb game.
non-humans don't have souls
you need to slay them all, especially the young ones, because they'll spawn more non-humans/demons
You've got to go all the way, and do what needs to be done, even if it's frowned upon, because it's the right thing to do to protect your people, even those that act above it all
One is a mostly boring, reasonable old man who regrets being such a big failure and is genuinely thankful to you for giving him a chance to fix it after all these years. He's the only druid that outsiders cite as approachable, and even the butthole adventurers consider him tolerable.
The other is a megahomosexual tryhard that is supposed to be so cool and appealing but instead comes off as cringe.
The choice is obvious.
>you can't kill the annoying little shits no matter what they do
Hi Todd.
>force you to kill goblin children
You mean little shits who were throwing rocks at a bear and enjoyed seeing him suffer? He didn't need to force me. TGD.
Fine, but the game should let you stand by, why the frick does it automatically aggro me to the goblins?
>force you to kill goblin children
You mean little shits who were throwing rocks at a bear and enjoyed seeing him suffer? He didn't need to force me. TGD.
>Don't bother finding the shota that Halsin wants to molest (based Larian exposing gays as pedos >he fricks off as I leave the shadow shadowlands
What's the issue?
Bull is at least gets some development if you let him kill his band of trooners
Halsin is kinda fricking whatever all around but thus is kinda the general issue with BG3 characters.
I haven't played Baldur's yet but the Bull was a Black person
I enjoyed killing that bull. And I enjoyed killing his troony friends. And people think Dragon Age Inquisition isn't based.
You still fight the same 3 type of enemies 99% of time.
Remembering Bull is like remembering Kai Leng. They are both shit stains.
>DA Qunari: You are what you are. If you're born a warrior, you die a warrior. You cannot become anything else. We have a strict understanding of reality.
>DA3 Qunari: WE'RE ALL GAYS AND TRANNIES NOW! SLAAAY QUEENS!!
I'll never understand it.
>I'll never understand it.
You'll never understand why a gay progressive coomer makes everything about his gay and progressive agenda and his sexual degeneracy?
the best explanation for it is Bull is lying out his ass to you and his diversity squad in order to make the Qun more appealing, you have to remember he's a spy who's name is Hissrad which means Liar.
I can kind of understand how in a strict society like the Qun if you had a woman who excelled at a man's job they'd find it more productive to call her a man and view her as such in order to best utilize that person. That said Bull clearly re-interpreted that to make his trans friend make sense to him and when the DLC came out with a Qunari woman identified as a woman who fights and leads men the whole thing just falls apart.
Bull is not representative of the Qun and arguably everything he tells you is a lie not that I doubt Bioware didn't ruin them anyways.
I liked Bull until that forced ass decision to save the troony or not
>THE BEAR AND THE BULL THE BEAR AND THE BULL THE BEAR AND THE BULL
literally the only thing that went through my mind when i saw the op
Larian turned the bear into a bull, here's your western romance bro
That paragraphs from name of the wind.
Which while hilarious to laugh at isnt BG3
Kvothe was moronic when it came to Denna, so this makes sense. He always descibed her as this beautiful creature who was perfect in everyway, and he got pissed off when Bast pointed out that she had a crooked nose and she wasn't all that hot. Dude was an unreliable narrator and a major SIMP.
Yes even if you just read the entire page it's clearly cuck cope from the character's point of view and not the author presenting it as fact.
The entire premise of the series is the pathetic MC giving his incredibly biased and unreliable narrator view of what happened to someone else.
>MC giving his incredibly biased and unreliable narrator view
I've explained this to guys who think that Kvothe is a Gary Stu, the story we get is the one that HE'S telling... and he's clearly full of shit a lot of the time and is exaggering, or maybe outright lying in some cases. We get the 'Legend of Kvothe' as told by Kvothe.
The main issue is especially since the series never ends, what the fricks the point.
Thus far the series has had an unreliable narrator for no reason other than just because the author wants to brag how intelligent reading the series is
I'm just holding out hope that there is ramifications in book 3 for all of this. Whether I continue to like the books will depend on whether or not there is somesort of callout on Kvothe's bullshit. If they just let him basically write his own wank material about how awesome he is with no confrontation and its never properly addressed, that will be... disappointing.
>devs give extra content to origin character
>I AM LITERALLY KEKING MYSELF IN MY OTHER PLAYTHROUGH BY MAKING SHADOWHEART HAVE SEX IN THIS
Cuck cope
>he romances two companions
>asks for a threesome
>he then fantasize about being a cuckold
Very telling.
>can add Halsin to your romance where he basically becomes the bull
>can't add any of the other women to the romance
Idk what kinda cuck playthru ur playing but halsin hasn't made any prompts to bbc shadowheart and im near the end. Stop hitting on the bear and maybe it won't happen.
I think it's amusing that every other romance is monogamous once you lock it in but she's perfectly fine with bringing another guy into it.
When I talked to the two drows in my game she literally said she would prefer her first time to be just us.
>prefer
>doesn't stop her from getting DROWED
>prefer
Shadowcucks not like this...
Why is there so much fricking sex and shit in this game? I'm hardly a prude (you should see my skyrim mods) but it just seems so in your face and out-of-place in a Baldur's Gate game.
Europeans are horny fricks. Have you seen their movies and tv shows?
Yeah but this shit reads like it was written by some horny weirdo who was kick out of his TTRPG group and now he's running his own session... by himself... with his pants down.
Now that you mention it this game kind of reminds of that one comic with the pervert DM who keeps inserting his fetishes.
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
The Forgotten Realms setting as detailed by Ed Greenwood is a very horny and sexual place. It's actually toned down. If you showed up at the druid grove at a good time it would probably resemble a free love hippy nature cult with orgies every afternoon and evening. Kind of explains why Kagha is so high up, there's a ton of powerful loose boss women in the setting.
>Yeah but this shit reads like it was written by some horny weirdo who was kick out of his TTRPG group and now he's running his own session
Because that's a pretty good description of his mind set.
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Yep.
The Bull because he doesn't force you to kill goblin children. Or at the very least the game doesn't emphasize other paths that can be taken. Seriously, uninstalled right after meeting the bear or Helsin, whatever his name is. Dumb game.
non-humans don't have souls
you need to slay them all, especially the young ones, because they'll spawn more non-humans/demons
You've got to go all the way, and do what needs to be done, even if it's frowned upon, because it's the right thing to do to protect your people, even those that act above it all
Frick that, stupid game dude.
One is a mostly boring, reasonable old man who regrets being such a big failure and is genuinely thankful to you for giving him a chance to fix it after all these years. He's the only druid that outsiders cite as approachable, and even the butthole adventurers consider him tolerable.
The other is a megahomosexual tryhard that is supposed to be so cool and appealing but instead comes off as cringe.
The choice is obvious.
>you can't kill the annoying little shits no matter what they do
Hi Todd.
Not what he said at all
Fine, but the game should let you stand by, why the frick does it automatically aggro me to the goblins?
>force you to kill goblin children
You mean little shits who were throwing rocks at a bear and enjoyed seeing him suffer? He didn't need to force me. TGD.
I literally didn't save the land in act 2 to avoid the cuck shit with halsin when romancing shadow heart
>Ride the Bull™
Anybody else remember that shit? Inquisitions marketing was a train wreck.
How is it any different than BG3 marketing?
It isnt. I was just pointing it out
i just assumed everybody already knew what a train wreck the bear sex marketing was.
Can beat this kino. Anyone got the sitcom edit?
Just do what i did, save the grove, get halsin in your party save act 2, then push him off a cliff and never res
>Don't bother finding the shota that Halsin wants to molest (based Larian exposing gays as pedos
>he fricks off as I leave the shadow shadowlands
What's the issue?
For me, the bear, For my wife, the black bull.
My horny husband of course.
>Just saved nightsong and busted into the moontowers
>This much closer to being impregnated by him
Can't wait.
Bull is at least gets some development if you let him kill his band of trooners
Halsin is kinda fricking whatever all around but thus is kinda the general issue with BG3 characters.