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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    phys/spec split was a mistake
    life orb was a mistake
    choice items other than choice band were a mistake
    buffing outrage to 120 bp was a mistake
    gen 4 was a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except I think all choice item were a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      stallgay hands typed both of these posts

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, worse, hoenngays.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hoenngay.
          No split sucks because Absol was a dark type mon that favored Physical attacks and that pissed me off as a kid.
          No split makes Pokemon feel super fricking limited but gays don't like to admit that Fire Punch being special is stupid.
          >But the explosive punch should b-
          Then why the frick do they keep giving these special attacking PUNCHES to physical FIGHTING pokemon all the time? Gamefreak is just incompetent.
          >But (x) was nerfed after the split
          Two pokemon getting fricked over is better than half the dex being fricked over because they didn't design the game around types being all one trait of special and physical.
          TL;DR
          Gamefreak fricking blows.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >admit that Fire Punch being special is stupid.

            elemental punches are stupid as a concept. They should just be fighting type moves that can inflict a status.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Then why the frick do they keep giving these special attacking PUNCHES to physical FIGHTING pokemon all the time?
            ...because they are more likely to have arms, will you get mad at Pokemon with mouths getting bitting moves next?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd rather the game be about stall than spamming super effective moves. at least stall has more variety than spamming attack moves

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can’t win my any other means than boring your opponent to capitulation then sure

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was mostly fine, only Outrage was a mistake. Gen 4 heavy offense was mostly fun.

      Gen 5 is where it all fell down with them handing out Scald like candy to every non-Ice type Water pokemon, and abilities starting to become more and more bonkers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and abilities starting to become more and more bonkers.
        Don't worry, they balanced it out by giving starter Pokemon like Meganium and Torterra worthless hidden abilities.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sinnohfetus, so presumably in his twenties
        >still doesn't know how to properly save image files

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phys/spec split was a mistake
      No Black person, YOU were a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Wrong
      Wrong
      Wrong
      And wrong
      Your birth was a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      levitate was a mistake

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's bullshit that pokemon that are clearly floating are somehow affected by ground moves, levitate makes the game make sense.

        Pokemon that are floating but not levitating are clearly floating too close to the ground.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          creativity is dead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phys/spec split was a mistake

      The rest of the post isn't even worth reading when you're wrong right out the gate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      switching was a mistake

      it should work as not as two separate move

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        All that gay shit and hes not going to mention stealth wieners

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah it was a massive improvement you gay c**t!

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Level 77 Oddish
    Why are Bulbapedo devs such hackers?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this had super limited distribution for the longest time, making it a TM was a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it only became bullshit when they started giving it to fricking everything

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. Same with scald.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Staraptor learning CC was mind blowing but now even a fish can learn it

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fights up close without guarding
    isn't that most physical moves? What makes this different?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It lowers your defense and special defense one stage after using it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can quickly get some distance from your opponent after doing a karate chop or a high jump kick, but you can't after going ORAORAORA

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close Combat should’ve been 100 BP at most. Focus Punch has been basically worthless ever since.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just make it earthquake but with a downside
      Maybe if you actually used direct attacks instead of muh toxic sub leech rocks wisp the defense drops would actually come into play stalltroon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic or something? How is Focus Punch a stall move?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn's say focus punch was a stall move nor do i know why would would think i implied that.
          All i'm saying is CC isn't that busted.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol it was because you don’t do anything while charging it up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Earthquake was always overpowered.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time you think about how overpowered earthquake is just remember that for some fricking reason Gamefreak decided it was Dig that needed the nerf after gen 1.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Earthquake has an entire type that’s immune to it, an entire ability that’s immune to it, a terrain that completely neuters it, damages your own teammates, and is crippled by burn. It’s fine.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >an entire ability that’s immune to it
            Two abilities now, with Earth Eater

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >an entire ability that’s immune to it
            Two abilities now, with Earth Eater

            Plus Air Balloon

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what does the word "entire" even accomplish here? an "entire" ability? as opposed to what, a partial ability?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't all the things created to neuter Earthquake prove that is was OP?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Earthquake has an entire type that’s immune to it
            Close Combat doesn't?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Close Combat too strong, plz nerf T^T
      >Hydro Pump/Fire Blast/Thunder/Blizzard? Yes plz ^o^

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those moves were nerfed. They do less damage starting in Gen VI.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hydro misfire
        >Fire whiff
        >Thunder onlyusefulinrainorwithcompoundeyes
        >BlizaHAHAHAHAHA Only in gen 1 was this shit useful!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Fire Blast and Hydro Pump have their uses over Flamethrower and Surf. Their accuracy is still good enough to where they are worth using when the more reliable option isn't strong enough. Meanwhile you very rarely see Thunder or Blizzard being used outside of Rain or Hail.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of those moves have 100% accuracy under normal conditions, unlike Close Combat.

          But hey, the disingenuous nature of /vp/ strikes again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        A miss is WAY worse than a defense drop when using a fast attacker. Defense drops are literally not a downside if your opponent cannot outspeed. Meanwhile, Dynamic Punch sits at 100 BP with the same PP as Close Combat, 50% accuracy, and a status effect that was gimped a few gens ago. What kind of balancing is that?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    did this moron really go through the page's history to pick out a gen 5 image? lmao so fricking desperate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy insecure

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DP
        lol

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Move animations didn't change in Platinum, numbskull. The file used for the thumbnail prior to Gen 5 was deleted

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally who was talking about platinum moron

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >moron
              keep projecting macaco

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                if i had to recommend something to you, the m***nova poster, put the actual animation in the bulbapedo image. see you next genwar thread 🙂

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take a screenshot or record my screen
                lmao

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no fists shown
                Shit edit. Put more effort in your next genwar thread.

                what hacks should i play that take priority in buffing shitmons?

                Enhancement and difficulty hacks will usually buff shitmons. Whether you agree with the changes is for you to decide.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shit edit
                >Implying I edited anything
                Why would I put in the effort to edit anything if I didn't even want to record my screen? I don't think you know how page revisions on wikis or web archives.
                >Put more effort in your next genwar thread.
                Competitive is a different subject from gen quality. Superpower but with a negligible drawback was a terrible addition to the game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You and I both know Bulbapedo would never use that image then and now. Try harder next time.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/w/index.php?title=Close_Combat_(move)&oldid=1748254
                Here's your groomer link

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reverted 2 minutes later
                Lol, what a homosexual.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We knew about Mega Lucario in 2012? Good to know.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                anus-kun...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                We knew about Mega Lucario in 2012? Good to know.

                or the web archive for the page.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is going to remember a 2 minute reverted edit except you anus-kun

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is going to be this autistic about a screenshot from Gen 4/5 unless they didn't like the game's art direction, cloaca-kun

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah it's funny because you deliberately chose it in a flood of mega lucario pages and you could've just posted the current one. just take the L anus genwar Black person

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Close Combat isn't nearly as oppressive in modern gen, so why would I use Gen 9 screenshot for it? If anything, you should be harping on me missing the page with the Gen 4 Staraptor thumbnail because I used the web archive to take my screenshot, but evidently your insecurities prevented you from finding an actual damning contradiction in my statements. Now could you stick a branch up your cloaca, pretty please?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Googling "gen 4 close combat" would've been even faster. But we all make mistakes, Eridanus.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the move's typing, category, PP, BP, and accuracy in that screenshot?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of that has changed in the main games, everyone knows that shit. You're grasping at straws.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, just like this homosexual

                did this moron really go through the page's history to pick out a gen 5 image? lmao so fricking desperate

                nitpicking because I used an oldgen screenshot for a move that wasn't introduced after the shift to models? Thanks for not seeing the irony in your statement, but please stop wasting my time, pandanus.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao. dude. you can't fricking google. save the seethe for the next genwar thread

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Um, you shouldn't note the data of the move when discussing it. Why? Because I don't like seeing Gen 5 screenshots!"
                why are you like this lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            So the moron made it himself? That's even worse, but it makes sense. It doesn't even show the animation lmao.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >superpower but just better
    I always thought this was a bullshit move

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I can understand shit like Sludge Bomb over Sludge Wave because of the 30% poison but I doubt that any pokemon, who only learn Superpower, will keep this option if Close Combat was in their movepool

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this move feel so overpowered but Fighting type feels like shit? Is it the low spdef and not enough speed? Or is it the too many resists and immunity from ghost?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of reliable coverage. Most Fighting types get fighting, normal and maybe dark as level up moves. Throw in the elemental punches - which at this stage have comparatively low power - and that's your lot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Special attack mega lucario my beloved

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairy type existing

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good question

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the ice beam of fighting moves

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 4 was the first time PvP in Pokemon was any good

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think that giving Staraptor Close Combat was patient zero for the move. They give it to so many Pokemon these days.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they made absolutely everything OP after a while, power creep isn't just an issue of minmaxed stats and overtuned abilities, but happens both in move effects and move distribution.
    It's crazy how weak the strong options of 20 years ago feel today.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's crazy how weak the strong options of 20 years ago feel today.
      You say that as if there aren't later gen Pokemon that obnoxiously weak in their debut gens.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's more like they made very powerful options, but then forgot to make most older pokemon be able to stand up with them.
    see: the tons of slow, frail, mixed attackers

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROM hacks are the only way certain Pokemon can get anything decent.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what hacks should i play that take priority in buffing shitmons?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        any recommended romhacks or even essential games that buff mons? i'm taking everything i can from all the frickin' romhacks, fangames, etc. to try and make a package that buffs everything without adding too much for cobblemon.
        or maybe to use as reference for the eventual BSDP hacks

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never played a ROM hack before so I can't recommend any. May play one eventually.

          Radical Red IIRC gave Meganium an overhaul speaking of buffs. Tropius as well.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          virtually every difficulty/enhancement romhack you can think of will buff shitmons, but you have to take the buffs in context of their respective games. packaging them all into one doesn't make much sense. like for example, crystal legacy makes dark type physical, so murkrow's and sneasel's buffs will reflect that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most difficulty hacks and larger essential hacks buff shitmons, but I think mostly they still leave shitmons as shitmons. That said, I think you can't have mons be balanced throughout the game without either extremely throughtful design or adding some way of updating pokemon stats as the game progresses so that a Beedrill you get at level 10 doesn't just completely run over everything with crazy base stats until level 30-40.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get the equivalent of +1 to a base stat for every 4 EVs invested.

            Normally you can have a max of 252 EVs in a stat, equivalent to +63 to your base stat.
            Gen 1+2 effectively allowed max EVs in all stats until Gen 3 limited it to 510 to spread between them.

            Make those caps variable dependent on BST and you might have something. You could make the difference more visible by using a Legends-style system where the effort level bars go higher on weak species.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You get the equivalent of +1 to a base stat for every 4 EVs invested.
              For every 8.

              Having maxed EVs in a stat is like having +31.5 base. Having maxed IVs is like having +15.5 base.

              PLA's effort values use different math where high base stats benefit more from effort investment than low ones.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That would work, although you'd have to do it per mon to handle edge cases like Smeargle and likely would have to either adjust the max EVs per stat or increase the scaling of EVs themselves to avoid low BST shitmons all having fairly samey bulky attacker stat distributions from having to dump excess points into defenses and HP.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arrogant prick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this.
      >Boost final evos or single stage mons to a BST of 500 (Cacticurne, Seviper, Zangoose etc.)
      >Hand out more sensible abilities especially to frailer mons
      >Fix those damn movesets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seviper and Zangoose from what i remember have pretty good movesets. i don't think movesets are nearly as big of an issues for a lot of mons as stats and sometimes abilities

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell that to serperior

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >kock off
            >coil
            >leech seed
            >aqua tail
            >defog
            >mirror coat
            what's wrong with it?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No Water Pulse
              >No Dark Pulse
              >Best move set is special
              Needs a wider special movepool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Boost final evos or single stage mons to a BST of 500 (Cacticurne, Seviper, Zangoose etc.)
        BST by itself is usually meaningless since Game Freak always finds a way to frick it up.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gamefreak just needs to give up on tradition and do balance patches like every other game made in the last decade that wants some semblance of balance.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, what makes a shitmon not a shitmon is access to a good ability and moves. Eviolite Clefairy is a viable pick in VGC specifically cause of it's move pool being perfect for support and drawing fire as well as it's ability protecting the partner further. You wouldn't need to improve the BST for most mons I'd say, just rearrange things to give them a better niche and maybe a good ability, and pray that some meta mon doesn't already do it better.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Scizor get Close Combat
    Technician not good enough these days?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close Combat
    >Powerful STAB attack for Fighting types
    Superpower
    >Widespread coverage option for non-Fighting types

    Why cant we live in this world? Instead everyone and their mom gets CC and it somehow has like quadruple the distribution of Superpower

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    t. snorlax fan

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GameFreak introducing the rather balanced Chilling Water only to bring back Scald will never not piss me off.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This move singlehandedly kept steel types in check in Gen 4. EQ was too weak and fire types virtually didn't exist due to autowin rocks.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every pokemon that got this in gen9 should have gotten.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn is gamefreak smart

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