>the best crash game and by a fricking mile tbh. best animations, best reimaginations of old designs, extremely tight controls and levels that ramp up to a satisfying difficulty.
>people don't like it because a literal non character is now still a non-character but morre sassy and is also objectivity hotter if you have any semblance of taste
>bomb so hard it killed the series again
shame
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you can blame the inclusion of trannwa
Crash 4 sucking is why it bombed.
I like 2 better
it sold well actually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Bandicoot_4:_It%27s_About_Time#Sales
It didn't. It was a complete flop that they tried to ignore only a few months after release. Rumble and the mobile game are literally all the franchise has left now, and I guarantee they'll pull the plug on the former soon.
it it was a flop they wouldn't have greenlit crash team rumble
it didn't sell many physical copies, but it sold well enough on digital storefronts that it was still profitable
Rumble would have already been in development by the time that 4 shipped, you don't know how game development works if you think otherwise.
For a $60 game on multiple platforms that Activision was expecting to be a big seller, that's horrible. Prototype 2 sold that amount in its first month and the company was closed down.
Rumble is a lazy cash grab asset flip, they canceled any plans of DLC after 4 and closed the studio.
>the best crash game and by a fricking mile tbh
It was easily one of the worse ones, which is why it deservedly bombed and I don't feel bad about it.
>it it was a flop they wouldn't have greenlit crash team rumble
crash team rumble was only made because Crash 4 flopped so hard so they are reusing assets to make a MP game.
I usually would agree but rumble is such a slop of a game It wouldn't be surprised at all if it was made in 2 years or less. Kind feels like they are reusing whatever they had planned for wumpa cup
Rumble was repurposed content that was going to be in 4. The fact that they have to try and squeeze more money out of it with what is now effectively an asset flip tells me they didn't make the money they wanted.
Also, more /toy/ than Ganker but they backed this game with a toyline. They thought it was going to be HUGE.
It should've been huge. It's such an underrated game
>They thought it was going to be HUGE.
fricking how and why? when your series has been dormant for over 10 years, the only people its going to appeal to are people who were fans over 10 years ago
Maybe they saw the remakes numbers and assumed a NEW game would have to do proportionally well.
that's spectacularly moronic if thats the case. i grew up with the original games on ps1.never played a single moba. i just want more crash 2, none of this wumpa shit
So it's the Elemental of Crash games
Make sense, only nostalgiagays phyisclaly bought Crash N.Sane, real gamers today buy games digitally. It's how I was planning to by Crash 4 on Steam.
It sold 500k in first month. Not great, not terrible.
it sold ok but bombed hard compared to what they were expecting. compare with the units sold by the trilogy
2 is certified kino and undoubtedly the michaels of the games
who's michael
I love 2 but it's easy. The secrets alone made it the best game.
>Game bombs because troon devs thought it would be a good idea to turn Tawna into a dyke.
Good.
This behavior should never rewarded and I'm glad others think the same.
>Have to replay a 5-10 minute level because someone found it funny to hide boxes off screen
Yeah it's shit.
so ignore the boxes, it's optional content anyways
>so ignore the boxes
I did and guess what
Crash games are complete shit if you ignore the boxes because the only challenge and fun in the games comes from trying to get all the boxes
why don't you just go and marry boxes then if you love those so much, for god sakes. fricking box lover
Shut up barrel gay go shit up some other thread with your shit taste
box diamonds are always most boring in crash games. unless you count don't break boxes diamonds. those can be interesting
"Optional" does not equal "immune to criticism"
I just don't think optional content should ruin a game for anyone who isn't a staunch hard-line completionist.
I didn't like collecting the cakes in Demon Turf for example, so I just ignored them. Once I started ignoring the cakes that game suddenly became way more fun to me.
If you focus on the stuff you like rather than dwell on the shit you don't, you'll enjoy yourself a lot more too
You are not actually supposed to play Demon Turf, just enjoy that one animation like everyone else.
but I like 3d platformers
>LET'S GET KNOCKED UP!
How did they get away with it, bros?
Crash 4 is optional period, I also ignored the game.
Shit game is shit.
>I ignored the game, which means i never played it, but i can say from personal experience without having played it that it was shit
>How do you know if it's shit if it's not out
so is playing the game. that's why I turned it off.
>breaking boxes is optional and should be avoided in a crash game
I take it you've never played a crash game before then. Frick outta here
Yep, always has been.
I never 100%'d the first game as a kid. Barely even tried.
100%ing 2 wasn't so bad, But doing it for the 3rd game was hella tedious. I only did it cause I had nothing else to do one summer.
>so ignore the boxes, it's optional content anyways
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a Suck Smy Dpenis lmao
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I'm convinced that anyone who criticizes tawna or coco hasn't even played the game.
literally you idiots are just mad about her dyed hair, and that you can play as coco instead of crash as an option
literally just mad over the very existence of strong female characters at all, even though crash himself is still very much the main character
You type like a Redditor.
You too.
those were both me
That explains everything.
Yes anon, everything is reddit.
Tawna is obnoxious in the game. And her backstory seems way too serious for the rest of the tone of the game.
Coco is fine but it is kind of weird that they aged her down. I don't know if that's woke or because someone on the team was a e-girlcon. But it bothers me much less than Tawna.
they should bring back regular tawna in a future game and have her meet the alternate universe tawna and then they can team up and solve puzzles and stuff that would be pretty cool
>Coco is fine but it is kind of weird that they aged her down. I don't know if that's woke or because someone on the team was a e-girlcon.
I never understood why people think she's not suppose to be literally Crash's little sister. That's literally the dynamic she protrayed in the pre Titan's Crash games. I absolutely hated how the Gamecube era games slowly aged her up more and more and somehow made it seem like Crash was being aged down more and more, coco got to the point she started looking more like a "woke tawna" than the spunky kid she originaly was, turning more and more into this mechanic character. God for bid whatever the frick they were thinking in Skylanders, anyone claiming Crash 4 coco looked ugly clearly is a shitposting tard. She's far more like Crash 2 Coco than any other game, design wise she might be a bit less curved but frick off she was never curvy enough to ever get off to that unless you were basically a pedo. Next to Tawna there was never to consider.
tbh to me, in crash 4 coco is the cutest she's ever been
Agreed. She's genuenly adorable. I do wish they kept the original voice actor though, just think it sounded just a bit better.
I don't mind when actors get replaced as long as it's more or less the same voice.
I preferred ratchet's voice in the first ratchet&clank game, but they replaced him with someone very similar from 2 onward.
and some replacements sound better than their originals, Bill Farmer does a better Goofy voice than any of the previous actors did for example
>I never understood why people think she's not suppose to be literally Crash's little sister.
Her alternate outfits like the tank top biker chick outfit are kinda weird in 3 if she's not around Tawna and Crash's age.
That's not out of place on a teen in the 90s, but Tawna was not some teen, she was clearly a women. So Crash had to be an adult otherwise it implies Tawna was dated a underaged man.
That's my point, the biker outfits in 3 mixed with Tawna's design in 1 quickly removed the idea that they were kids from my mind. Coco can be the little sister without being an actual child.
I didn't say she was a literal kid, but a literal little sister. as in clearly the younger one next to Crash. I knew Crash had to be based on an adult character next to Tawna like I saw other Looney Tune characters (besides a few) Coco was meant to be the teen in the party.
4 Coco does not look any less a teen than in the origins, she's very tall for anyone under 14 at minimum.
I'll never understand why they made Coco look like a One Piece background character because they were afraid of people sexualizing her. In every game she gives off teenager or young adult vibes, with it being evident in Nitro Kart, Twinsanity and CTTR. You now make her look more childish which is more acceptable to design than one with a noticeable bust and curves. Most people who even had crushes on Coco were kids and teens so this becomes even more awkward in practice.
>One Piece background character
You mean the ones with literal balloons stapled on their chests?
if coco is so much less sexy now then why is this the first crash game to have a nude coco mod
checkmate gaytheists
Unreal Engine 4 is open source and easy to mod. Not so much with the Alchemy Engine. Mutherfrickers been working on a level editor for years at this point. Very little progress.
The one I've seen gives her boobs though.
>Most people who even had crushes on Coco were kids and teens so this becomes even more awkward in practice.
If you had a crush on pic related you need medication
No kid had a crush on coco pre Titans because you had Tawna.
Its 2023 in Fall and people are still being disingenuous morons on dying imageboards.
whenever I'm genuine I get called a homosexual.
>you had Tawna
the ugly b***h who was in a single game and was put on a bus as soon as possible? Please. Real men had Megumi
Your timeline is all fricked up. Tawna was erased from existence for years after 1. I literally bought a toy of Coco wearing her jet ski outfit as a kid because I thought she was cute. Toy looked horrible though.
I've never even seen these, why am I being blamed for these??
the version you do remember didn't look much better to be honest
That can be easily applied to Tawna as well. We were all using a little imagination.
nah, Tawna was always a looker.
Yeah, looked like shit lol
Maybe in whatever broken sense of taste you have, probably something only subhumans can relate, but for functional human beings Tawna is great.
makes you wonder why people only started complaining about it recently
Blue hair, probably.
I'm not sure. She was clearly supposed to look like a parody of 90s bimbos and not something to actually get horny at in 1. She didn't have super appealing proportions in the remakes ether. Crash 4 is actually the first time she's had a decent female body. I won't defend how she is written though.
What the hell are you talking about? Tawna was never meant to be a parody, it was the fricking nineties, hot characters were just that, eye candy for kids and teens. Are you some history revisionist zoomer who just old enough to post here?
She's literally a parody of Pamela Anderson lol
Inspired by Pamela Anderson, not a parody. Pamela Anderson on Baywatch was THE hottest woman in the 90's, she was a sex icon. The 90's were all about bimbo women being considered hot.
Also this is Tawna's main inspiration, Jessica Rabbit. Note how she's a tall slender and serious bombshell woman in love with a wacky moron with the only real reason being that "he makes her laugh".
if you understood the context of what a stereotypical tall busty broad was in those days you'd understand that a woman who looks like that but is relatively reserved is an obvious satire on that kind of character
>I'm not bad, I was just drawn that way
sure she's a singer at a bar but she's no bawd, which for that character archetype from that time is out of the norm, believe me
She played Paddycake with another man. She is a bawd.
don't be so uptight. what's a few highfives among friends eh?
A human man, so that takes the full toon sex out of the equation, Roger was only half-wienered. Jessica is so loyal the original source author rewrote his novel to change his actual cheating bawd Jessica into the loyal movie Jessica.
zoom zoom.
bimbo parodies were rife as hell in the late 80s and 90s.
maybe if you grew up then you'd remember some.
Who's the character in the middle? I don't see her in the new Animaniacs cartoon.
How is the Nurse a parody? She is the OG one from Droopy.
if you think the over exaggerated catcalling wasn't satirical then idk what to say to you.
you sweet summer child, maybe.
The silly catcalling from Dot and Babs Bunny were satirical, not the original damn Nurse herself.
As in Tex Avery? The guy who made Red Riding Hood sexy as a joke?
it's clearly parody. especially when you take in to account that crash was originally going to have tv parody stuff like gex
i thought she was written fine enough
the other characters were funnier though
>a parody of 90s bimbos and not something to actually get horny at
But i love bimbos.
You gay boy? Tawna was riding on the classic wave of disproportionately hot female characters paired with the average cartoon animal, and the lingering Pamela Anderson sex symbol image that still endured for half of the nineties; not at least admitting Tawna is a bit attractive, even if you don't like her, it is a good sign to tell a homosexual apart.
In Nitro Fueled her body type was significantly less appealing than the trophy girls.
Coco's ending for CTR is that she's running an internet dating site. I just assume she's supposed to be 18 by the time of CTR. Charles Zembillas designed her as a teenager so she's probably 16 or 17 in Crash 2 and 3 which happen in the same year in the 'canon'
And they say the Sonic fanbase is autistic. You bunch are arguing on whether or not its okay to jackoff to cartoon bandicoot.
You got the wrong idea, I'm doing it ether way.
I already did.
Why is noticing that they ahed down Coco autistic?
coco = high functioning autist
crash = moron strength autist
How is a character being aged DOWN woke?
it was good game, but i like crash 1-3 more. mainly because of nostalgia
3 had too many gimmicky vehicle levels
i don't care, let me like what i like
I love devs caving into le Crash is like Dark Souls meme and making it a Crash romhack that isn't fun for anyone but loser neckbeards and trannies to play.
I guess crash was just never good and was carried by nostalgia from people that didnt play mario 64 or sonic adventure as kids
I think it's cause people played them first. I liked Crash 2 but if I had already played 3D platformers that weren't on rails I might have not had patience for it.
You wanted a crash thread. You could have one without all this falseflagging nonsense, but you chose not to. I will not participate in your thread.
Whoa.
>Crash 4 is just better!
>No, I won't explain my reasoning! Deal with it, chud!
>You don't like nu-Tawna? What are you, some type of incel that hates strong female characters!?
the only legitimate criticisms I've seen are about the hard to find boxes, which yeah some of them are bullshit, but there were a few bullshit boxes in the originals too. it's just those kinds of boxes aren't fun anymore when you make the levels longer.
but crying and pissing because they dyed tawna's hair is just idiotic to me, sorry but I can't take anyone who gets mad at that seriously.
I'm way more bothered they got rid of her goofy cartoon nose than her hair.
I want more goofy faced big booba cartoon women in video games
The levels are twice as long as they should be that's another valid argument
Even if you're not the kind of person to go for 100% it's a bit annoying to deal with
I don't mind longer levels as long as they have a decent number of checkpoints.
sure it makes the low-death gems harder to get but to that I just say git gud
Show us your completely 100% save file of Crash 4 if you want to act like a moronic smug c**t
I didn't 100% the game but, I was going to.
but suddenly some life things came up and i couldn't play games for a couple weeks, so i just lost steam and didn't pick it back up.
i've been emulating the ratchet and clank games recently and once I finish playing those i think I'm just gonna restart Crash 4 from the beginning
Never asked for your life story.
why exactly are you mad at me? all I said is I don't mind longer levels, and consequently harder no-death runs
Because you made a shitty bait thread
not my thread believe it or not
Good anon
Shitty tourist
have a nice day.
the reaper doesn't need any handicaps
if he wants me he'll have to take me kicking and screaming like everybody else
You'll cry like Light did
idk who that is, nerd
>but there were a few bullshit boxes in the originals too.
Keyword here is few. There's like 3 select bullshit boxes in all three originals. Meanwhile in crash 4, every single level has that box, sometimes multiples of them.
i think 4's tawna is hot but not hotter than her older design
t. male feminist
cope
>I want more goofy faced big booba cartoon women in video games
Deviantart gays be like
>I like this but with breasts
come on you just know that guy is kinky af.
if a girl version of this came on to me I'd let her yahoo my hooey
Deviantart gays be like
>I want Dingodile to vore me with his gun
giwtwm
>I want Dingodile to vore me with his gun
>I want Dingodile to vore me with his gun
>I want Dingodile to vore me with his gun
>t. american
someone here in italy used this guy's pic on social media and drive a bunch of kids to selfharm and one kid form naples to suicide thorugh challenges , it was a huge deal in the new a couple years ago
Offtopic but I thought it was funny enough to share
Was that just contained to Italy? I remember some videos at the time warning people of users on discord with that creepy Goofy as a pfp that would try to blackmail kids similar to what you described. Might be getting it mixxed up with Momo which was also similar.
I mean yeah, Roxanne was hot. What's your point?
>Roxanne
She looks nothing like goofy you fricking troglodyte
She's far closer to Coco than fricking Crash
She's cute, that's what matters.
the important thing is she has a big goofy cartoon nose
roxanne is a bawd
It's bad because it's not fun to 100% idc about what hairstyle a character has
>unneeded sequel
>series bombs
It's almost like we need new IP...
This is how much you can criticize 4
Yeah weve rip it to pieces over and over
But some people like OP never give up and think that by having the last word they will win
Nobody cares that you like the game OP, good for you, but understand most people think its bad and have plenty of reasons for it
have you actually read that? most of it is literal frickking nonsense
Yes and I didnt see any nonsense.
>not nonsense.
>character designs bad because they just are.
>slaps in the face of the canon lore of crash because ntr exists. i don't get why this changes anything but OK
>The demo was given to youtubers like everyone other game on the planet
>game is too hard to 100% as if that's a bad thing
>masks gimmicks are bad because they just are okay
>you can no longer have animal levels because idk you just can't anymore.
>literally pretends to care about the crash story as if the first game wasn't just a moron going though random ass levels until he gets to fight a dr eggman ripoff and the 2nd game wasn't the moron being fooled by said dr eggmen ripoff and the 3rd entire story exists just fir blatant poor excuse for as many minigames as possible.
>than seethes about price points for awhile like a poorgay. NOOO I WANT MORE PLATFORMERS BUT A FULL PRICED ONE NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WTFD WHY DON'T COMPAINES MAKE ANYMORE ??????
just admit you didn't read it because if you did and still think this isn't dogshit you're actually a fricking moron.
You ever heard of a Gish-gallop? The point isn't for me to read it, or for it to even be convincing. It's to waste your time making you read it, while I smugly act like I've won.
You fell for the oldest trick in the book.
If anything I think he is too charitable to the game honestly.
I didn't read but I thought it was fun and changed things up without going balls to the wall
Though I still see it as its own thing as opposed to being a true sequel
That triple spin thing is the single most troony pandering disgusting addition to any game ever. You could tell the programmers were looking to get back at Chad for bullying them in high school with all of the autistic mechanics they added.
Uka Uka is free… No… It cannot be…
need ai voice clancy brown to read this as uka uka.
UkaUka poster is free?!
No! It cannot be!
Crash 2 is the peak of the series.
CTR Refuelled is the best Crash game since Crash 2 purely for it being a celebration of all things crash.
Nobody wanted Rumble, they should have made a new Bash instead.
crash bash my nuts with a hammer you bandicutie
Wow, a rare Crash 4 shill, I thought they stopped pushing this shit years ago.
What are you talking about? People loved this game, pirate tawna has almost as much porn as coco does already too, do you talk to anyone outside of Ganker?
my ex was beyond causal about videogames, but she got me to buy her the nsane trilogy one day cause she remembered playing them at her dads house as a little girl
the first time we played it together I thought she was hopeless cause she couldn't even jump over the first hole in the first level in crash 1 cause she couldn't hold x long enough, after 2 weeks of playing every day she could beat any level in the trilogy(yes even stormy ascent though she had to start with 99lives and still took several game overs)
When this came out she got it for my birthday and we finished it together with no problems with her playing most of the time, it took her a while to get the an hang on the mask mechanics but still it's not like ti's rocked science
Now I discover that all you supposed "hardcore" players on Ganker shit on crash 4 for being to hard lol
you are literally worse at games than a normie girl that played 2 videogames in the last 2 decades, let that sink in
She probably gets trains ran on her by other men every single night.
Unlikely but I honestly wouldn't care at this point, I dumped her more than an year ago cause she was getting more and more paranoid and prone to anger over bullshit she made up in her head to get jealous
She hated nutawna too btw despite being somewhat of a feminist, literally no one can like nutawna
i like nutawna
my friend streamed the crash games after I finished playing them, and I got really mad at him because he was purposefully ignoring all the wumpa fruit, and he kept game overing and having to start levels over.
the game has more than enough wumpa fruit to give you all the extra lives you need, but if you just walk past them without even bothering to collect them then yeah you're gonna run out of lives.
>you mad because game is hard!!
This marketing strategy has never worked, let it go, you made a shit game and the franchise died, again.
>This marketing strategy has never worked, let it go
remember a shit little game called Demon's Souls?
>everyone that has a different opinion than me is a shill or a troony or part of a discord raid or a combination of the 3
Literally mental illness, I don't come here often so maybe this is some sort of inside joke, but it seems like a good third of the posters here are unironically schizophrenic and paranoid
A while back I said ds2 isn't as bad as people make it out to be in an elden ring thread and one or more lunatics had a meltdown for dozens of posts calling me a troony samegay
Its fun but it was way to expensive for what feels like it should have been a expansion pack to the n sane trilogy bloated out of proportions with pointless fluff
Nah it's more shadow than soul
crash 4 has fun levels, but absolutely blows hard fricking ass if you want to 100% it
so many crates are just ridiculously hidden
you spend more time jumping and spinning in every random corner of a level than you do actually playing it
you guys ever play psilosybil
it's kinda like crash but harder
crash4 more like crash snore
when i beat it i was like It's About Time it ended
Sony should buy the IP back.
what would be the point
naughty dog isn't interested in making fun games anymore, only super serious cinematic ones
imagine.. dark muted colour pallete.. soft dranatic strings ost..camera pans through the jungle.. dark silhouette dripping with blood.. boxes stacked up against the wall.. scientist in a labcoat dead on the floor.. head turns around, looks at camera with super angry serious face, blood dripping from his mouth... titlecard drops, it's just "Crash" in white text on a black backdrop
pure ludo.
Give it to Asobi and have them make it. No idea why people think Naughty Dog have to be the ones to work on it.
Crash 4 is fine if you play it casually. Hell, putting in effort for the flashback tapes is a fine reward of excellent 2D platforming gauntlets. But while Crash 1-3 shine brightest with 100% completion, 4 misses the boat so hard that I gave up at just under 60% and feel wholly justified in doing so. There is so much bullshit filler compared to its predecessors that it's baffling.
I think they felt apprehensive about reviving an old franchise, with a sequel to a 23 year old game, at full "AAA" price, and it just being a game you can beat in 10 hours.
I think it was genuinely just a bad decision from an attempt to give people a lot of extra things to do if they wanted to, because the franchise had been gone for so long.
And since 100% completion was so much easier in the old games, I think a lot of people decided to go for it from the get-go who wouldn't normally otherwise.
That's why I just suggest people ignore the boxes unless they're just enjoying the game so much that they don't want it to end.
same, i played through the campaign while trying to get every box but not agonizing over it, then i got all the flashback tapes and did their challenge levels. was great fun and challenging. didn't 100% tho. i 100% the old ps1 games many times as a kid, but crash 4 is just too fricked to 100%, you basically need a guide
(you) have trash taste in woman, nutawna is a gross fat dangerhair. game is good though, just need to install pic related
Even if the game is decent (which I agree, minus the completionism) it just shows bad faith to make a repeat of Reignited's visual criticisms (and the team who made it) the front and center of Crash's first real new game in forever. But then again what can you do when your homosexual CEO frontloads all other devs on-hand into either Call of Duty or even Blizzard.
This, only major fix I needed.
so I was right you literally are just pissed about the dyed hair
it's the hairdo, the hair colour, the complete lack of showing any skin, the dyke outfit, the butch feminist personality, muh strong independent female, definitely NOT a damsel in distress. it's dripping with woke design. they couldn't help themselves and it's disgusting.
I just thought it was cool to play as a chick with a grappling hook. Your mind has been broken by conservatoid culture war bullshit. You're tilting and windmills, seeing feminazis in your sleep. Normal people don't get this pissed about blue hair. Unironically, seek help.
>I just thought it was cool to play as a chick with a grappling hook
His mind may be poisoned but your mind never developed, dangle some keys in front of yourself and save $50 next time, moron.
grappling hooks are cool what can I say
Not him, but all of that fell by the wayside once I saw how thick they made her. That shit was ridiculous in motion for not being a mod.
it's fat, anon. she's fat.
Yes, hips and ass are usually fat on a woman. What an astute observation.
>your brain on american food
Bit too stick for me, sorry.
BMI?
>, the complete lack of showing any skin,
Why the frick does this matter at all when her entire outfit in 4 looks so skintight it looks like it was painted over her naked body? It looks like a zero suit at times.
Do you just want to see fur or something? No one was looking at OG Tawna's legs and going "oh yeah, those slenderman orange polygons right there..."
i don't know if you know this, but there is not an insignificant number of people on Ganker who unironically think women should be relegated to fragile ineffectual sex objects in all forms of media (and in real life too honestly).
no actual characters, no goals or aspirations, no overcoming strife, no agency. just unintrusive trad housewives who stay in the kitchen where they belong.
That modded Tawna actually looks pretty nice. But the Rumble skin of her classic look is strange.
cringe weird cat nose
based goofy cartoon nose
don't care about her hair
>game is good though, just need to install pic related
You still payed money for the product, which signals companies to continue their behavior. Nice job moron. You weak willed gamer consumers are a joke.
It just had zero flow.
Levels were too long - and made you stop too much to get too many boxes. It amazes me how no-one picked up in testing just how un-fun it was.
It’s best enjoyed with limited lives and not caring about the 100%, yet the whole game was geared around encouraging the player to have unlimited lives and go for 100% completion.
i stopped giving a shit about the boxes when in one of the dingodile levels i missed one box, back tracked the frick out of it and couldn't find it no matter what.
It is way too much shit to do to 100% and the levels are way too long, how the frick did they expect anyone to have fun with this? the old crash games were cool to 100% because the levels were short
>It is way too much shit to do to 100% and the levels are way too long, how the frick did they expect anyone to have fun with this? the old crash games were cool to 100% because the levels were short
Same exact reason 2D Sonic games stop being defended because no one wants to pay 60USD for those and 3D Sonic stop being fun because they now have to be open world 2000 hour meme games to justify the price
A world where gamer normies didn't ask for JRPG length products would have meant a Crash 4 no where as long as it was. It's a current industry problem. Crash was dead for a DECADE, he missed out on the decline of gaming standards for a long time, now he's caught up in that. That's why you boomers are seething this hard over his "death" he's just modernized now.
thank you that's the same shit I was trying to say earlier,
I think they felt pressure (either from themselves or from their publisher) to pad the game a bit, so they included a lot of optional challenges
Yeah I just gave up on it somewhere in the Mardi Gras zone. I simply had no desire to boot it up again. Some funny story or characters would've definitely helped motivate me to keep going, but it also failed at that too.
It's not an important point, but did anyone think the music kind of sucked in 4? It was so bland compared to the more upbeat music of the other games. It wasn't terrible, but it did feel like something out of a PS2 shovelware game.
>objectivity hotter if you have any semblance of taste
the head is pretty important, so her having an ugly head/hair is pretty damning.
I think Crash IS good, but the hidden off screen box in every SINGLE level was a major pain point. Should've been one level every second or third world.
It is a good game though and it didn't KILL the series, the TFB owner sending TFB to CoD did. And greenlighting a fricking moba.
The Beenox felt puppet look is dogshit, but but reducing Cocos breasts and the bara furry artist harming dingodile sucked. I wish someone reined in their design changes a little more. Dingodile still looks okay but it's obvious fetish stuff. Crash and Cortex look great though
How the frick is Dingodile "fetish shit" ? They changed his design the least out of all of them.
It’s the way it jiggles about, you just know anon
He's a fatfrick now. Sure he was fat in twinsanity too, but at least they had some restraint back then.
he owns a diner now so maybe he's tasting his recipes a bit too much
hes a fricking wild pig/boar of course he's fat
he's a dingo and crocodile which is why his name is dingodile
he's not a pig/boar
I just want to play as crash, I dislike levels where you don't play as crash.
I hate the mask abilities, I just want to use basic crash moves on normal crash levels
I hate the gimmick levels, the time travel levels where it's just half of a level you've already replayed multiple times already.
I did like most of the flashback tape levels
>I hate the mask abilities, I just want to use basic crash moves on normal crash levels
I think the masks should've been permanent powers not just shitty set piece moves.
>I hate the gimmick levels, the time travel levels where it's just half of a level you've already replayed multiple times already.
agreed but only because they make you replay the crash part. Making them unique to Cortex and Dingodile and ending them when those sessions end would've been amazing.And dropping the alt universe tawna ones
>is also objectivity hotter if you have any semblance of taste
you're trans
They ruined Coco
yes
Name a better platforming level than Cortex castle. That level is literally perfection
Game was great 100%ing it was not.
It bombed because there isn't an actual demand for new platform games. We had that kickstarter fad a few years ago cause everyone went incredibly nostalgic for that era but that's all it really was. Nostalgia.
People wanted to play their old childhood Crash and Spyro games again and thats why those new versions of the same old games sold so much.
Crash 4 however? That's new and has no nostalgia bonus. The number of people who actually wanted more than just a short trip into nostalgia town turned out to be very low. So no surprise they haven't done an actual Spyro 4 yet. It would probably meet the same fate. Other projects like Hat in Time or Yooka Laylee also just cashed in on nostalgia hype alone - They never actually went anywhere. R&C on PS5 and PC bombed too.
the big catch
penny's big breakaway
toree saturn
cavern of dreams
eternity egg
electrokinetic
plucky squire
tiny terry's turbo trip
psilosybil
and that's just upcoming games
like it or not, 3d platformers are making a comeback
None of these games will sell a million units. Probably not even half of that.
I don't care what slop normies buy.
as long as good games I want to play are coming out then I'm satisfied
>best reimaginations of old designs
Stopped reading there. Thank god for mods though. Pic related.
Getting all the N. Sanely Perfecy Relics and Platinum Relics was not fun.
I don't usually like time trials but I had fun getting the platinum relics, except for on toxic tunnels. That level was aids
I heard it wasn't fun so I skipped it.
Have the complete version
it's fun Ganker is just pessimistic
I always liked Crash as a character but I never really liked completionist shit in platformers. It's why I could never beat DK64. And 4 doubles down on it relative to the PS1 games.
>And 4 doubles down on it relative to the PS1 games.
you're right about that, but the first 3 games can each be completed in like 3 hours total. maybe like 8 if you want to do the time trials on crash 3 and ctr.
Hated for having overly long levels. Mega Man 11 has the same issue but does not receive nearly the same amount of hate.
11 initially got some pushback for that but after the first month or so people kind of got used to it. It doesn't hurt that 11 doesn't have 60 hours of filler like Crash 4 does and an insanely fun set of special weapons to play with as well.
>long time cray fan. Even like a few of the "bad" games.
>Nitro-fueled was amazing and paid homage to every era of the series, essentially making it a collection of fanservice trivia for fans
>4 was announced and like two trailers in its explained to be a reboot that ignores EVERYTHING after 3.
Never looked back. They pretty much tempered my expectations themselves, then let them down hard. No idea of the game is good or not, don't really care honestly.
Why did they make Coco look LESS humanoid with her proportions and noodle anatomy, but then just made Tawna look like regular women wearing a mask? It's super jarring when you're playing as her, it's like watching Lara Croft jump around like a cartoon and fall victim to slapstick deaths.
Why didn't they just keep them both at the balance between cartoony and realistic from the remakes? Instead they both represent weird extremes.
>le dark souls of platformers
>le stupidly difficult base levels despite having 5-6 alternate ways to play each of them
>less than 20% finished it
>best animations
no
>best reimaginations of old designs
what, gumby coco overlyhunchedback crash barahomosexualry dingo and tumblertawna?
no
>extremely tight controls
triple spin shit?
no
>and levels that ramp up to a satisfying difficulty
hahaha
no
This game sucks in multiple ways and honestly the only redeeming thing I can think of is the secret tape levels are ok because they aren't fulled with cancer level design decisions like temporary vehicle segments (mask powers) or lines that remove backtracking or an infuriating amount of hidden boxes
It would have been a lot better if they chopped up some of the huge slog levels into 2 or even 3 seperate levels
Crash 4 is shit and missed the point of why the older games were fun
why were they fun?
Levels weren't marathons, collecting was fun because there wasn't much to collect in the first the place so you could do it at your own pace, better bosses, more creative levels in general
>better bosses
ha
2 > 4 > 1 = 3 in my opinion
I like it a lot and the Tawna levels were fun if a bit finicky. The game for me answers the question of collectible 100% replay bait was a practical problem or theoretical, there's way too much shit to get.
Some of the collectathon stuff in Crash 4 isn't too bad. Gems that aren't box clears are fine, as are the throwback tapes and sapphire/gold relics. It's when you get to shit like box clear gems, platinum relics, N. Verted stages, and N. Sanely perfect relics that one starts asking when enough is enough.
>it's a Crash 4 level with
>a box count that is over 120
>boxes hidden behind scenery literally unable to be seen and just relied on wall humping and leaps of faith
>a grind rail section you can't go back through
Oh God, I had forgotten the grind rail shit. Why did they make those such a pain in the ass for box clears?
I'm just gonna say it.
Crash 4 has way better grind rail sections than Ratchet & Clank Rift Apart.
How to fix le boxes
>Make it so only half of them is needed for completion
There, problem solved. It makes so much sense I don't get why TfB didn't consider it. They knew 500+ perfectly hidden boxes was too autistic for even autistics to defend being ok, and only the most mentally ill of autistics would seethe over not needing to collect all of them in a stage just because le old games did it that way.
I would just have made you need half of the total boxes in the stage at the beginning of the game for easy difficulty, and later in the game less of them exist but more of them is needed to be collected, going from a 2:1 to like a 1.1:1 ratio by end game, with no more than like 250 box total to collect or something.
A simple collection gimmick should not kill an entire games perfect level design and perfect gameplay feel. That's fricking moronic. That's like saying Sonic 3K would be dogshit if you couldn't collect the optional rings in a stage for the all ring bonuses or more comparatively, the seven chaos emeralds by the time you get to the end game. That game gives you many chances to get the emeralds which is not mandatory, proving my point of how they should have handled Crash's boxes.
are you saying if it wasn't for the boxes, crash 4 would have perfect level design and perfect gameplay feel?
do I even have to bother anymore? you guys are practically making my argument for me now.
>are you saying if it wasn't for the boxes, crash 4 would have perfect level design and perfect gameplay feel?
No, I'm saying it DOES have perfect level design and perfect gameplay feel, it's just "ruined" by autistics collecting every box know to man. I'd even go a step further and chance those really hidden boxes into secret boxes that unlock exclusive content that no other way can be unlocked. Like some kind of OP power up or a sick costume.
someone should just mod the plebfilter boxes out of the game so I don't gotta keep seeing people whining a million times
That's Just Cause 2 tier of fixing a problem. Aka don't fix anything, just lower the %requirement because you don't know why some bases can't reach 100% destruction.
Only kids like being rewarded for half assing something
Nah, they just needed to not be buttholes about it. Run it Bayou ALMOST gets it right - 266 of its 272 boxes make good sense and basically double the difficulty level for anyone who wants to go for a box clear sensibly. But "those" 6 boxes, and anyone who has played the game knows which ones I'm talking about, absolutely sour the thing for no reason and everyone playing it blind will, without question, see at least one
>266/272
and will want to snap the disc in half when they find out why.
I wonder how mech less annoying it would be if the game at least remembered the boxes your broke so you could replay the level instead of backtracking
when you slide jump crash loses his momentum. that one change unironically made me not enjoy the game.
It felt souless and I didn't like any of the levels
>objectivity hotter
I think the base game is fine, the cracks really start to show when you try to 100% it and you realize it's one of the most tortorously padded badly desgigned slogs in gaming history, pulls the whole experience down below the og trilogy for me.
also,
>objectivity hotter
have a nice day
It's not as good as the original trilogy but it was a decent take on modern crash even if it has some flaws. I should replay it and go for 100%. Yes, I know that's a shit idea.
I beat the game, then booted up and played a bit of the extra stuff every now and then until I got bored
that's how approach every modern game
Contrarian homosexuals on here always make me realize how much Ganker doesn't play games. Old Crash is fun and new Crash too. Get fricked.
once you stop seeing Ganker as a proper place for video game discussion, and instead see it /misc/ with a vidya flair, then suddenly everything will start to make a lot more sense.
This. Same goes for the generals. People on here will talk the biggest shit with grand confidence. No matter the general, no matter the thread.
I find they're usually too busy crying about the trans boogeythem to say much of anything else
It's what most of the posts are about but whenever there's something to actually discuss, it's not much better. The launch of Street Fighter 6 was something else, for example.
"AAA" threads are always shit. As much as Ganker shits on indie games, they tend to be the only games that actually get good threads.
>and instead see it /misc/ with a vidya flair
And it was /b/ with a vidya flair before /misc/ even existed.
true, but the election tourists from 2016 never left I guess.
I think Sonic 2006 is fun too but I don't try to damage control a shit game like you do. Get fricked.
You already had a strong woman and you chose to cast her aside in order to "fix" something that had more of a spotlight and wasn't broken.
You had Nina.
why is everyone convinced tawna was the sole reason the game flopped and not
>NF mtx drama spilling over
>full price game
>demo as preorder bonus
>shitty marketing
and then you play the game and
>repetition, repetition, repetition
>shit camera
>bullshit hidden boxes
>actually too hard for its own good (i enjoyed the challenge for the most part, but it didn't make it all that accessible)
still better than crash 3 tho
cause it didn't flop it was profitable
google it
just profitable doesn't cut in the business.
it's still one of the worst selling games in the series coming right after the best selling one.
Hidden boxes were never a good idea and it should be a rule of thumb that they should only exist on a shorter levels if they want to give those shorter levels replayability.
The structure of the game is far too repetitious. It was made by people who think they understand the longevity of a game like Crash 3 but in reality they don't.
Another one of these threads again? This is why Crash can't have a general anymore.
>This is why Crash can't have a general anymore.
I think Crash discussion has generally just gone down a lot lately, CTRNF had its own general back in 2019, while Crash Team Rumble barely has any discussion at all besides "who asked for this?", even though Rumble is only a few months old.
frick crash 1
>People are now unironically nostalgic for these designs over 4
Yikes...
it's just contrarianism, combined with the
>old = soul, new = soulless
mentality
People that were 3 year olds when Mind over Mutant came out are now adults allowed to post here.
Core game design: 2 > 4 > 3 > 1
Everything else: don't give a frick
>False claims of liking Bandicoot girls
This is why you don't have drawgays anymore. And when you did, she drew Nina.
Who the frick is Nina?
Nina Cortex.
From Twinsanity and onward. She even had a grappling hook for an arm, for fricks sake.
You're in deeper than me I guess.
Wamudraws drew Nina Cortex? I can't find it.
NinaAnon, I miss you.
Is that the guy who would always post those "Vidya Chussy!" threads with that disgusting blue goblin girl
the fricked off, luckily
It's annoying to complete, and unlike other games, Crash games are supposed to be designed to be fun while 100% it
less is more
the game is just fricking tedious, doubly so if you want to 100% it
I appreciate the massive seething it created from 100% gays
"Bimbos" aren't a parody thing. They are a cartoon archetype that we need more of. And Crash wouldn't be dead if he had kept his around.
If you can't tell the difference between this and Hello Nurse, you lack context.
do kids these days even understand the concept of satire? media is so sincere these days, everything wearing their hearts on their sleeves. you barely even gotta pay attention to new media, you can just go look up the definition of schmaltz afterwards and get the gist of it.
Kids don't understand satire period, they take everything at face value which is why they'll cry over the deaths of cartoon deer and trucks.
some cartoon dear deaths don't lost their sting even after all these years
Sonic Boom guy went from complaining about people being autistic about Coco's age to being autistic about goofy bimbo characters in old cartoons.
Wanting to have heterosexual love making with multiple women isn't autistic. And if you hadn't noticed, Sonic Boom is full of bimbos.
Sticks and Amy are not bimbos regardless.
Yes they are. The moronation of the boyband episode is undeniable. That's ignoring the general moronation throughout the series. If only Crash had this much soul.
As an insult, bimbo means a dumb woman. Later it became associated with plastic and vain women and they started to own it before it became a full on fetish aesthetic.
Amy and Sticks aren't ether.
Tawna's pitch actually emphasized she wasn't a bimbo. Instead she was a Strong Female Protagonist.
Then reality hit.
>can be both hot AND strong
if only modern devs understood this
the do but Ganker just pisses and moans about it more than they used to
She was never a protag you dummie. She was literally meant to have Coco's role in Crash 2, being the person that provides Crash with intelligence and planning.
Are you arguing against yourself?
You just said she was intended to be a protag.
So why are you upset that she is one now?
What. I literally never said she was supposed to be a protag. Are you so much of a fricking zoomer that you don't fricking know that Coco wasn't a playable character in 2?
>She was never a protag you dummie.
>She was literally meant to have Coco's role in Crash 2
Which is it punk? Was she meant to be a protag or not?
Like what point were you trying to make?
You say she was never meant to be a protag, but then you immediately give an example of how she was meant to be a protag but replaced with Coco.
You are incoherent.
Coco wasn't the protag in Crash 2 you moronic zoomer. She was meant to be the side-character providing Crash with information about Cortex evil plan, but was replaced with Coco instead being the side-character that provides Crash with information about Cortex evil plan.
Are you losing track of your own arguments?
Or do you just not know what a protagonist is?
Coco and Crash are both protagonists in Crash 2. One of the protagonists is playable (Crash)
By your own admission Tawna was meant to have Coco's role in Crash 2.
Don't be fricking coy moron, protagonist in video games means player character. "Strong female protagonist" is never in fricking reference to a side character that helps the player, it's always about the player. Don't be a disingenuous c**t comparing OG Tawna to that. You know you're absolutely full of shit.
>pro·tag·o·nist
>noun: protagonist; plural noun: protagonists
>the leading character or one of the major characters in a drama, movie, novel, or other fictional text.
idk what it's like there on Reddit, but around these parts shouting pickle rick isn't sufficient.
I'm sorry, but as awful as the notion is, you're gonna have to present an argument.
My argument is that Tawna is not and never was or was ever meant to be a "strong female protagonist" archetype that you insinuated that she was as her entire role was always to be either
1. Crash's hot girlfriend who needs rescuing
2. Crash's hot girlfriend who provides him with support from a distance
Furthermore you are saying any female who is intelligent and helps the main character in a game is a "strong female protagonist", that is clearly not what the strong female protagonist woke shit is about and YOU FRICKING KNOW THAT you disingenuous c**t
I am done arguing irrelevant fricking semantics because you don't fricking know what you're even talking about. You are ill informed and ignorant, eat shit.
see
you ought to read the thread you're participating in next time, mayhaps your issues have already been brought up.
>bold
its literally the default action girl design
>complex
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sounds alright to me. too bad they gave her blue hair.
idk what yall pissin about
ive played 1st and 2nd "worlds" and the game was good. looks pretty and keeps the charm.
i think yall just gotta take a stick out of ye asses and go outside
Being a Bimbo doesn't equate to being a moron (Hello Nurse has a PHD). It does help for your bimbo to love the main character. Keeps the target male audience happy unlike the failure that is Crash 4.
>the best crash game and by a fricking mile
stopped reading there
Didn't get very far, did you?
>>the best crash game
>>and by a fricking mile tbh.
Wish I could be surprised that a 4Black person hates this franchise.
Its too big. They made it too big and yes thats a bad thing. THe gameplay is simply not enough to carry it for how long it is. Especially if you want to 100% it.
Only the inverted levels are bad padding, I don't know what went through their minds with that choice.
The Nsane relics, Plat relics and overall gameplay is very good though. It's one of the only games whose level design I'd consider to be on the same level as Nintendo's best.
Also it's obviously the best Crash games since at most it was decent in the PSX era.
t. platinumed the game and had fun
yeah but what about the woke blue hair
Don't care, but Tanwa felt the most unnecessary playable character, and the grappling hook was kind of fiddly.
Dingodile was an easy diversion and Cortex had cool strict controls to make it different enough. Tanwa was just an underwhelming middle ground
Hairdly noticed it. Blue right by me.
Crash 4 is proof that traditional crash has fricking nowhere to go Twinsanity devs had the right idea on how to actually expand the scope.
I wonder if Twinsanity-style Crash would have become the norm if Twinsanity was actually finished.
since it was a revival title, and after this long out of the game they might have just been trying to return to tradition. not stray too far out of the comfort zone of what people expect, yknow
N Sane was the revival. It's revived now advance the series.
You don't return to tradition by declaring the designs of the old games as outdated and changing their personalities to be more in tune with """"modern audiences""". That is the fricking opposite of returning to tradition
idk crash is still as bumbling yet charming, and dr cortex as much of a shortsighted nerd as before.
what's your problem lady? don't be so uptight.
have a nice day troony. Crash is a fricking moron and Cortex is a fuucking wimp. This is awful fricking flanderization by people who don't understand their characters on anything but a superficial level, including you.
>Crash 4 is proof that traditional crash has fricking nowhere to go
No it's proof that Crash 4 will always be a shit fricking game if you refuse to base the series on the same looney tunes elements and designs that inspired it. No new Crash game has ever done this post the original trilogy and ctr. Nitro Fueled came close. Crash 4 completely jumped the shark and turn Crash into bland fricking boring Nicholas Kole furhomosexual shit.
idk crash 4 was cartoonish enough for me
Well I guess I was wrong one fricking guy actually thinks Crash 4 felt cartoonish I guess the game actually fricking is looney tunes now and Crash absolutely isn't knocking on death's door from how fricking bland he is these days
The game should have had more levels, not longer ones. They also went fricking absurd with the goddamn death pits, original Crash had a lot of death pits but enemies were just as big of a killer but in 4 80% of obstacles are just death pits. Also the game has more goddamn gimmicks than Crash 3, at least in Crash 3 if you disliked a gimmick level it weas over in 2 minutes but in fricking Crash 4 it happens in every single fricking level halfway through and the levels are painfully wrong.
>Well I guess I was wrong one fricking guy actually thinks Crash 4 felt cartoonish I guess the game actually fricking is looney tunes now
finally someone gets me.
You are missing the forest for the trees. More more more is not the answer. Like collectathons in the 90's there's a cap where it's just too much. Crash 4 is illustrative of that. Twinsanity expanded the scope without being endless levels. Innovation was needed not another game of break all the boxes, find all the gems because that concept maxed out with Crash 3.
I believe the real mastermind behind Ass 4's art style was Josh Nadelberg. Same guy who did Reignited Spyro. It's weird cause there was an actual experienced woman, Amber Long, but its clear she's woke given what got shat out under her.
If only Crash had kept with the same artists/art directors (Sachiko Kawamura, Yoshitaka Miura) like Sonic does or even bring back the old guard (Oshima with Superstars), he wouldn't be on his knees, sucking for twitter likes right now.
I really hated spyro reignited but I liked crash 4's art direction
I'm not commenting on the aesthetic. I'm talking about the gameplay and structure. A game as short as 1, 2 or 3 could never make full price on PS4. Taking the same structure and making longer levels and more repeating of those levels gives us Crash 4. They need to innovate beyond "more of the trilogy" which Twinsanity did.
I'm currently playing it to get the platinum. Really really hard, but fun and high quality. Definitely not a cheap game. I hope crash 5 adds more masks. That would be really nice.
Yeah, Crash 4 being incredibly woke didn't help it. Wokeness should be humiliated, chastised, and given the scorn it deserves.
that image is "woke" too y'know.
Making fun of woke, yeah.
okay if I must spell it out for you.
he's a bigot who sees women as stereotypical housekeepers.
but amy is cooking because she wants to, but even after hearing that, he won't abandon his biases.
he insists she change her behavior to suit his ideas of what is proper.
it's a criticism of insincere, performative allyship.
also knuckles is so blatantly feminist in your response image I don't even feel like I have to address it. like just open your eyes dude.
>he's a bigot
You didn't watch the episode. Now you look like a fricking maroon. This is why Crash is dead. Low tier fans who just can't.
You're right, I didn't watch it. All I had to go by was the image you posted.
The only good sonic cartoon is Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
They should have hired Jaleel White back to voice classic Sonic in Sonic Generations. That would have been pure kino.
They considered getting Jaleel back for Generations but didn't cause Classic Sonic was mute in the final version.
those sega cowards, to hell with em.
sonic satam is pretty good too. not as much slapstick humor but still pretty good
have a nice day troony
provide to me a better alternate interpretation of that homosexual sonic meme, or else your opinion is worth less than pond scum.
finally, an intellectual
I don't understand why everyone in this thread is pretending Tawna is the worst redesign in the game when the abomination that is N. Brio is right there. Look how they massacred my boy.
He at least resembles himself, way too much clutter but still looks like Brio
No one has ever been done as dirty as Tiny was.
It's the worst Crash game though? Horrible meme difficulty and bullshit hidden collectibles.
never played any of the post-naughty dog crash games I reckon?
nice troll thread, frick off homosexual
Troll threads usually don't last this long you know. Maybe you should think of something of substance to say, or else frick off yourself.
Alright. Here is my substance.
Crash 4 was poopoo kaka doodoo and you are a shit eating mongrel who likes to bukkake your own feces and then eat it.
They weren't "cowards". They decided to keep Classic Sonic mute for whatever reason. Classic Tails and Classic Robot got lines.
And now this is a Sonic thread. Craxi Bandikut cannot compete anymore.
Because they didn't want to embrace what 90s sonic actually was. Two popular cartoons, and a popular comic series.
Jaleel was the voice of Sonic for an entire generation, and they shied away from that. They practically shunned him.
If I were him I would have been pissed.
Go write sonichu fanfic autist
I just think the levels are kinda boring and/or tedious.
I think a couple of your sentiments are kinda boring and/or etcetera.
>people don't like it because a literal non character is now st-
shut the frick up moron
I didn't like it because the gap between beating a level normally and 100%ing a level was so fricking immense it hurt
The real issue is that it sucks to complete, which is the true essence of a crash game.
But that requires actually playing games, whereas Ganker going "look, muh blue hair" can be done ad nauseum without ever picking up a gamepad.
The general characterization of everyone in Crash 4 is awful. You know you failed when Cortex doesn't want to be evil anymore. This is why woke women shouldn't write fiction.
Maybe Sonicgays shouldn't either. Just saying.
Nu tawna has a really nice ass in her mom jeans
yea but dyed blue hair.
that means it's woke and i have to dislike it.
my political demagogues told me so. I'm politically active, you see. watch a lot of youtube.
troony
is your hair blue? I have to know before I can form an opinion about you...
have a nice day troony, spare yourself the humiliation when Trump takes office again
Her design feels just totally off to me. And I don't mean the whole dyed hair part, but the fact that she is tall, and has (somewhat) realistically proportioned body.
Every other character has cartoon proportions and noodle limbs, but if you got rid of Tawna's animal head, she'd look like a normal person. What the frick.
Its an artstyle confliction. Old Tawna was just Jessica. Crash is a mixture of Roger/Taz. Pinstripe looks like the weasels, Cortex looks like Brain, Brio is Pinky and so on. All the designs are meant to look like WB caricatures and cartoons. Nu Tawna just looks like a 35 year old mother bodywise, from our world no less.
Crash 4 somehow really fricks up with my depth perception. It's not a problem in other 3D platformers, or the first three Crash games.
Makes it hard to enjoy.
the remake games do the same to me. i can't see shit in the normal front facing levels
It's a camera issue, it's why the lazy devs had to "fix it" with the yellow circle where you land.
The camera is waaay too far back. Barely feels like a Crash game because of it
>the best crash game and by a fricking mile tbh
Okay, try to 100 percent it, then.
>woke
>woke
>woke
>woke
Yeah, Crash 4 is woke but it's always funny watching idiots try to damage control. I wouldn't be surprised if Rise of Lyric sold more than Crash 4 at this point.
How is it woke?
If you can explain how without mentioning the fact that Tawna is a strong female character, or that you have the option to play as Coco, I will immediately admit defeat. Without question.
(I'm lying)
Dingodile is now a fatfur slob goodguy with a vacuum cleaner because we can't have good guys burning people to death.
ALSO main writer for the game is a literal troony.
Also
>just provide examples of the game being woke while leaving out the most egregiously woke parts of the game or the game isn't woke
why is there a writer anyways. its crash surely you have like 3 guys on the dev team that are down to write the little dialog needed
In the original games, Writers were also the character designers i.e. artists. The Crash 4 writer was a diversity hire who got fired during the purge.
1. dingodile is fun to play as and I'm glad they made him a greater part of the game than in previous games
2. I don't care about the personal lives of the creators
3. I can't take anyone seriously who whines about the blue hair so I had to exclude it, sorry.
I can't take you seriously so I have to exclude you. Please consider suicide as the solution to your gender dysphoria, homosexual
I mean if you ignore what I said I'll ignore you too
have a nice life!
I'm being condescending on purpose by the way, I see myself as above you. Just so you know.
>One of the biggest criticisms of Post-ND Crash is how they kept redesigning him for the worse
>N-Sane trilogy comes out and while it doesn't look perfect it's a welcome return to form
>CTR Nitro Fueled comes out and proves that the N-Sane models can look good with better lighting, animations, and some slight tweaks
>Toys For Bob get their hands on the franchise and immediately frick everything up again
i like the crash 4 designs
Yeah well you don't fricking matter, have a nice day
well since you asked me so nicely
This and based
Nobody gives a frick what you think homosexual.
then why'd you ask
?
If you don't wanna get disagreed with about video games with there's a lot better ways to spend your time than in a crash bandicoot 4 thread on Ganker
Sure, OP, sure
You know whats funny is that if you tried this crap with other companies, you would likely have a gun put to your head or would be fired or sold off to a Chinese sweatshop. Try telling Nintendo you wanna redesign Mario to look like Frank from Its Always Sunny or that you want Sonic to be 7 feet tall with muscles or telling Disney that Mickey's design is problematic. This crap only happens with Crash.
Because both Nintendo and Sega retained their art staff. Even with Sonic Boom's redesign (Sonic's 3rd redesign), they made sure they didn't stray too far. That's why Sonic (and Mario) are still alive and kicking while Crash is giving taxi cab BJs for clout.
TFB's designs are too different, too far from the source material.
>find a doc that has the crate counts per level / per segment, and open it up on a laptop and keep it alongside you as you play
I've now fixed the game. The only valid complaint people have no longer applies. What now?
Shitty collectathon killed my interest in the game halfway through. Good riddance
the redesigns killed the game
i dont get why they do it, it worked with the remakes and nitrofueled, yet they choose to fail
also coco 4 is so inferior to the original
wish they released remake and version of the twinsanity vision
toyz for cucks deserver to implode as a company
>Coco and Crash go on an adventure together
>Coco does all the talking and becomes the defacto protagonist in every cutscene while Crash does some comic relief shit in the background
Drove me up the fricking wall. Also
>Aku Aku being replaced by annoying homosexual Lani e-girl because le wacky Invader Zim voice XD
>ITT: TfBgays try to pretend there was literally nothing wrong with IAT at all despite the fact that threads about this game on Ganker have had countless arguments and repeats of the same problems countless anons have had with the game in every aspect from the gameplay, physics, art design, music, art direction etc since the game's release
How are TfBgays still repeating the same shit for years like there's nothing wrong with it's design or the only thing people focus on is nutawna
I don't like other playable characters. I play crash bandicoot to play as crash and do bandicoot shit.
i don't care for gay dino
coco who people only like for SEXO SISTER
or nutawna
I played almost all of 4 as Coco and you can't stop me.
Gay shit
so enough about yourself,
I'd say writing doesn't matter but then I remember Sonic games are able to afford decent writers. Boom had some stellar episodes of basedness.
Spyro was the better ps1 platformer.
where was his new game?
also rachet was better than jak, sorry but naughty dog was always number 2
>terrible depth perception in a platformer
>padding out the ass, including 100%ing levfls again with a rappy color gilter
>lazy enemy wave boss battles
>multiverse because thats what everyone else is doing
Come on now
the 100% completion is no different to a Roblox scam obby. Getting all the gems was part of the Crash experience.
>filtered
I guess so, but I still have fun with 100% Crash 1.
Crash 4 is unironically my favorite mainline Crash game flaws and all. Only playstyle I don't enjoy are the Cortex stages. Love the dude but I don't like his gameplay.
eat a million poos
i agree
>extremely tight controls
You found a way to skip the Dinkodile levels?
The one thing that baffles me about Crash 4 was Activisions handling of it.
>VV/Beenox make more money from their remakes than Spyro
>VV has a history with Crash, Beenox made one remake that easily outsold 3 Spyro remakes
>so put TFB on CoD/Blizzard and have VV/Beenox make a proper CB4 that sells over 15 million in sales, aiming for a 2022 or 2023 release since they have ALL the assets made already
>story doesn't even have to be something groundbreaking, make it a teamup of all Crash villains with Roger Rabbit humor thrown in
>instead you reward TFB with Crash 4 and dismantle VV and toss Beenox to CoD
This is like forcing the star athlete of your college football team to become a janitor and having the D- moron become the next athlete. Its some backwards ass logic that defies all sensibility.
I think the logic is just that CoD sells more so Activision prioritizes CoD over Crash.
I'm more upset about what they did to coco than what they did with tawna
i'm at a loss for words that people are even comparing this to the old trilogy
they just took one glance at the fact that warped had time travel in its plot, and threw every slightest inclination to commit to a narrative, purpose or vision, making a distilled ADHD daycare piece of shit that's nearly bursting at the seams with party game hack shit
it plays fine, though
Tawna's redesign is fricking terrible, you homosexual. And I don't even play Crash Bandicoot.
>the best crash game
it's behind Crash 2, Twinsanity, and CTR but still in the top 5 objectively. I still hate TFB after they put a troony character with mastectomy scars in the new online shit that no one is playing